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Title: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 06:47:05 PM
I've never thought about the fact that the cold doesnt bother me before but this has got me wondering why I'm able to walk around in shirtsleeves at this time of year when everyone else is dressed like Nanook of the North.

Anyone got any suggestions, other than saying I'm barking? (before Nick suggests it)

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Scientists want to discover if Geordies feel the cold or have extra thick skin to cope with low temperatures.

Geordies are renowned for braving freezing conditions clad only in their glad-rags during a night out.

Now a survey is to be carried out by staff at the Centre of Life in Newcastle to see how they are able to wear so little.

The online questions include 'what would persuade you to wear a coat on a night out?'

The investigation is part of the Newcastle ScienceFest, which will feature a 10-day programme of events to celebrate creativity and innovation.

Linda Conlon, chief executive of the Centre for Life and chair of the Newcastle ScienceFest steering group, said: "To kick off the festival, we decided to investigate the reputation Geordies have for not wearing a coat in even the worst weather.

"Is there a possible genetic reason for our bravery or is it simply because we like to show off our finery on a night out?"
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2009, 06:49:12 PM
Well ~ My late mother always said "No sense, no feeling". I would not dream of contradicting her.
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
We have adapted a bit to colder climes since moving North. Visitors from London suffer visibly. Having said that, Geordies are just weird
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
Well ~ My late mother always said "No sense, no feeling". I would not dream of contradicting her.

I'd agree with her there Snoop but I can feel that it is cold I just don't feel cold if that makes any sense.

We have adapted a bit to colder climes since moving North. Visitors from London suffer visibly. Having said that, Geordies are just weird

Nick is calling me wierd????  eeek:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 06:55:39 PM
Options :-

Too poor to afford a coat  ::)
Less clothing to take off at night (when out clubbing / copping off)
Infection from dodgy tattoo's provide enough tingling warmth in the skin that additional clothes are unnecessary
They are surrounded by warm air bubble every time they open their mouths
Less items to get strangled with / pulled off in their daily scrap
More excuse to bag a bag of chips on the way home - to keep warm like





Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 06:59:07 PM
I see you have visited Newcastle too. Redcar is even worse
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 07:02:27 PM
In order Miss D.

 

Too poor to afford a coat  ::)

Nope, I do own coats but only use them when the heavens open.

Less clothing to take off at night (when out clubbing / copping off)

Ok, but how does that tally with me walking to work in the mornings and back in the evenings?  whistle:

Infection from dodgy tattoo's provide enough tingling warmth in the skin that additional clothes are unnecessary

No tats

They are surrounded by warm air bubble every time they open their mouths

Contrary to popular belief, my mouth isnt that big

Less items to get strangled with / pulled off in their daily scrap

Havent been in a fight in years.

More excuse to bag a bag of chips on the way home - to keep warm like

Since when does a boozed up bloke need an excuse for chips?





Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:03:36 PM
You have found the chink in GM's armour.
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 07:04:17 PM
And what would that be Nick?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:06:21 PM
Defensive about being a Geordie  point:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 07:07:21 PM
Bit sensitive about this aren't we GM - you obviously are the exception to the rule. You do after all have a job  lol:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:07:45 PM
Go girl!!
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 07:09:22 PM
Wasnt being sensitive about being called a geordie, I was just stunned that the fifth horseman of the apocalypse called me wierd.  I'd always been brought up to believe that wierd was in the realm of exploding badgers and the like. whistle:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:10:02 PM
Weird is one thing, wierd is quite another!

Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2009, 07:20:08 PM
Personally I never understood that British Rail ad about Skegness being so Bracing! I presume the same applies  Shrugs:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
Dont know about bracing, I've been to Skegness twice and thought it was a dump each time. Perhaps it was the most complementary description that British Rail could come up with?
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2009, 07:45:13 PM
Do you have Neanderthal hirsute arms like Growlers hind legs?
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:47:35 PM
All Geordies do. That's why they talk like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=169KILOoY24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=169KILOoY24)
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2009, 07:51:16 PM
Do you have Neanderthal hirsute arms like Growlers hind legs?

Not especially, and for some reason less than I did before an ex girlfriend immac'ed me when I was asleep and left it on overnight....


The burning sensation was not the most pleasant way to wake up let me tell you.  evil:
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:58:51 PM
Depends where she put the Immac I spect
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 05:22:23 AM
Personally I never understood that British Rail ad about Skegness being so Bracing! I presume the same applies  Shrugs:


Nowt wrong with t'Skeggy lad (a direct quote from my ex wife)
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2009, 10:48:58 AM
Personally I never understood that British Rail ad about Skegness being so Bracing! I presume the same applies  Shrugs:


Nowt wrong with t'Skeggy lad (a direct quote from my ex wife)

It just seemed over developed and tacky when I was there last, having said that a lot of over developed seaside resorts suffer the same problem the less said about Newquay the better. Looking back it matched that particular ex of mine perfectly in that regard.
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
. . over developed and tacky . .

Just like Mrs Ex-Snoopy?
Title: Re: A question for you intelligent buggers.
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 12:42:26 PM
Oh ~ Not tacky ~ just from t'Yorkshire.

Certainly over developed in the ( @ )( @ ) department  eyes: