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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 09:48:59 AM
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Right. I am getting tired of this. For years now I have woken between 1 and 2 in themorning and then failed to get off to sleep again till about 5 evil: Same last night, except every time I dozed off I found myself being held at gunpoint by Nazis or some similar horror. eeek:
Most people I know of may age report that they regularly lie awake half the night worrying about stuff that gets all out of proportion in the small hosurs and then get up the next morning at Christ Almighty o'clock knackered and despondent noooo:
Tried sleeping pills. No difference.
Tried herbal stuff. No difference.
It is really pissing me off Banghead
Are others here thus challenged?
Any solutions?
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Check on iplayer to see if last night's Horizon is on there yet. You may find that enlightening.
I can't tell you that much about it as I dozed off before the end. whistle:
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Right. I am getting tired of this. For years now I have woken between 1 and 2 in themorning and then failed to get off to sleep again till about 5 evil: Same last night, except every time I dozed off I found myself being held at gunpoint by Nazis or some similar horror. eeek:
Most people I know of may age report that they regularly lie awake half the night worrying about stuff that gets all out of proportion in the small hosurs and then get up the next morning at Christ Almighty o'clock knackered and despondent noooo:
Tried sleeping pills. No difference.
Tried herbal stuff. No difference.
It is really pissing me off Banghead
Are others here thus challenged?
Any solutions?
Booze works for me but then you have to get up and have a pee in the middle of the night... noooo:
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It may be a guilty conscience ~ have you searched your's lately?
Seriously I find this is my usual time for being awakened ~ and it never happened before I moved here! Mrs S#2 has the same trouble as do others I have spoken to in the village. We are of the belief that it is the aircraft (f'ing big ones) that fly out taking the wings from BEA/Aerospace at Broughton to Toulouse that are waking us. You would also hear them as they do seem to fly down the estuary. They make a very distant droning noise ~ quite unlike any other aircraft I know of and the noise does go on for a surprising amount of time (remember they are very big, very heavy and are climbing out over the Irish Sea). This seems the most plausible explanation as I know of at least two dozen people who are woken by "something" at about that time. As far as I know no-one has yet asked Broughton if they do fly out at that time of night.
As for interpreting your dreams ~ that belongs to a phycologist and most of them don't believe in the interpretation theories anyway.
I too use sleeping pills (industrial strength) from time to time and they do help but the best plan is to accept it, get up, do some work and then spend the morning or afternoon in bed catching up on your eight hours.
My pal the software man, who often works through the night as his clients are mainly in the US, has heard the droning between 1 and 2 and it wakes his dogs.
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This may sound like a strange question but if you are waking up at 1am what time are you getting to sleep beforehand? Its been a while since I was a student nurse but if I remember correctly sleep runs in 4 hour cycles so its possible by that time you have hit REM and are dreaming the same one that you have later on and that is why you are waking up.
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I get to sleep about 11 or 11.30 normally, sometimes later noooo:
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The aircraft theory stands then
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No, because this afflicts me wherever I am in this country or abroad
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Again the full information was not contained in your original question evil:
Speak to your GP and ask for a referral to a "Sleep Specialist" and stop bothering us with half the story.
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Set your clock forward by x number of hours so that when you wake up you think it's time to get up and you will instantly want to go back to sleep cry:
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Something's playing on your mind. rubschin:
I find that I wake several times during the night, I check the time then doze off again. sleep021
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Again the full information was not contained in your original question evil:
Speak to your GP and ask for a referral to a "Sleep Specialist" and stop bothering us with half the story.
Your mention of UFOs came later! evil:
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As for interpreting your dreams ~ that belongs to a phycologist and most of them don't believe in the interpretation theories anyway.
It depends on how you look at it hound. The fortune telleresque interpretations are just pure hokum but recent research does appear indicate that dreams are a subconscious mirror of your conscious mind. you can look at the elements of the story to get an idea of what is goin on in that person's head.
If the nightmares are all of a similar vein then I would hazard a guess that you are worried about a group or an entity that directly affects you but you have no control over at present.
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Right. I am getting tired of this. For years now I have woken between 1 and 2 in themorning and then failed to get off to sleep again till about 5 evil: Same last night, except every time I dozed off I found myself being held at gunpoint by Nazis or some similar horror. eeek:
Most people I know of may age report that they regularly lie awake half the night worrying about stuff that gets all out of proportion in the small hosurs and then get up the next morning at Christ Almighty o'clock knackered and despondent noooo:
Tried sleeping pills. No difference.
Tried herbal stuff. No difference.
It is really pissing me off Banghead
Are others here thus challenged?
Any solutions?
A nice Malty drink before bed ensures a good night for me.
And a clear conscience as well of course. whistle:
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I'm surprised you aren't trying to flog some turnip related remedy here Darwin. whistle:
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As for interpreting your dreams ~ that belongs to a phycologist and most of them don't believe in the interpretation theories anyway.
It depends on how you look at it hound. The fortune telleresque interpretations are just pure hokum but recent research does appear indicate that dreams are a subconscious mirror of your conscious mind. you can look at the elements of the story to get an idea of what is goin on in that person's head.
If the nightmares are all of a similar vein then I would hazard a guess that you are worried about a group or an entity that directly affects you but you have no control over at present.
Whilst grateful for your input based on your extensive knowledge gained whilst training to be a nurse, after careful consideration, I think I will go with the opinons expressed by the Consultant Clinical Phycologist who has been treating me for the last two years ~ if that is OK with you. ::)
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If the nightmares are all of a similar vein then I would hazard a guess that you are worried about a group or an entity that directly affects you but you have no control over at present.
They are called The Government.
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As for interpreting your dreams ~ that belongs to a phycologist and most of them don't believe in the interpretation theories anyway.
It depends on how you look at it hound. The fortune telleresque interpretations are just pure hokum but recent research does appear indicate that dreams are a subconscious mirror of your conscious mind. you can look at the elements of the story to get an idea of what is goin on in that person's head.
If the nightmares are all of a similar vein then I would hazard a guess that you are worried about a group or an entity that directly affects you but you have no control over at present.
Whilst grateful for your input based on your extensive knowledge gained whilst training to be a nurse, after careful consideration, I think I will go with the opinons expressed by the Consultant Clinical Phycologist who has been treating me for the last two years ~ if that is OK with you. ::)
Who am I to stand in the way of learned men Snoop. I was just commenting on research covered on Horizon last night.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00hnc9n/Horizon_Why_Do_We_Dream/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00hnc9n/Horizon_Why_Do_We_Dream/)
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Set your clock forward by x number of hours so that when you wake up you think it's time to get up and you will instantly want to go back to sleep cry:
lol: lol: lol:
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If it is nightmare related I recomend a passiflora tinicutre. Think my dose was 10 drops at the start of the night in a glass of water to repeated if I woke up with them again. It has worked for my repetative nightmares but not for random ones. But like you it used to be a nightly thing. Now when I have had one of the repetative nightmares I take the passiflora the next night following the dosage instructions and the most it has ever gone for since is ten days. Normally they knocked on the head within five. Local health food shop/ nutter emporium should have them. Think mine is a bach flower remedy. That and more vitamin D can also help prevent them.
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nutter emporium
Sounds like my kind of shop!
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Information about Passiflora Tincture:
Passiflora is a Brazilian herb that is rich in Alkaloids and Flavone Glycosides. These ingredients have a mild sedative and tranquilizing effect.
Historically, Passiflora was used by North American Indians, where it was applied to ear aches, boils and inflammation.
Passiflora enters the heart, liver and lung meridians, influencing the cardiovascular and central nervous system.
Studies on Passiflora have been made using root, stem and flower. It is a mild sedative so can be used with problems relating to stress and anxiety. Because of this affect many people also use Passiflora for insomnia.
It may aid the transition into a restful sleep without any narcotic hangover.
Passiflora has a mild and gentle effect so do not expect this product to act as a sleeping tablet. There should also be no problem when driving or operating machinery as with conventional sleep products.
I wonder how the North American Indians got hold of it when it comes from Brazil?
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They got it from the local nutter emporium, I spect ::)
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Well it's worth a try!
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And I shall get some later. Thanks!
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Give Mrs Nick one of these and instructions as to when and how eveilgrin:
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Surely The Boy would be more than competent in his application of the device as well lol:
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Mrs Nick punches well above her weight ~ she may be small but ............ scared2:
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I kip well. Wake up nearly every night at 02:15 for some strange reason, and again if me bladder is full frothin' and a bubblin'. ::)
Clear the skelingtons out of your closet is the answer.
My conscience is clear so I sleep like a baby generally. cloud9:
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My conscience is clear so I sleep like a baby generally
char048
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Have you tried sleeping on the rug - for £2k it must be very comfortable happy001
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evil:
One day this rug shall be unrolled. I will post a picture and then you will all be very very jealous
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Sleep deprivation - does funny things to a person noooo:
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Everyone is being horrid sad24: (except Wenchy who is my bestest friend)
Maybe I should get some sleep inducing aromatherapy candles rubschin:
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We have a lot of dried lavender which is said to have sleep inducing/relaxation properties. Many people put some in their pillowslip. Want some?
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Kind thought sad24:
Buyer collects?
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I'll get Mrs S#2 to put some in a cotton bag and post it to you.
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sad24:
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She says she will make it up for you this evening and post it tomorrow. Just slip it under your pillow and let the soothing aroma drift you off to sleep ~ or if you are like me, sneeze all night. sad24:
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Thanks. Off now to local nutter emporium and then it's taxi time Angry9:
Piano, swimming and then tomorrow take The Boy and his cronies to Chester for the day and then go to pick them all up again in the afternoon Banghead
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The THW is in London today with her GCSE English class ~ they set off from Prestatyn by coach at 0630 and are expected back at about midnight. They are at the Duke of York's to see "View from the Bridge" which is their play for the exam apparently. Given the level of understanding of the average 15 year old nowadays I suspect many will fail dismally ~ or the questions will be so "scaffolded" as to allow a chimp to gain a 'C'
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Maybe I should get some sleep inducing aromatherapy candles rubschin:
or just read this thread a couple of times... sleep021
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Maybe I should get some sleep inducing aromatherapy candles rubschin:
or just read this thread a couple of times... sleep021
Tsk!
lol: lol: lol:
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Maybe I should get some sleep inducing aromatherapy candles rubschin:
or just read this thread a couple of times... sleep021
Just because you sleep like a baby is no reason to mock the afflicted!
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Maybe I should get some sleep inducing aromatherapy candles rubschin:
or just read this thread a couple of times... sleep021
Just because you sleep like a baby is no reason to mock the afflicted!
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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No, he's unconscious most nights. Not quite the same thing eveilgrin:
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My first wife had a good method of getting off to sleep. I only had to whisper sweet nothings in her ear or stroke her thigh and she was out like a light evil:
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I sleep like a baby generally.
Wake up at 3AM, soiled and hungry?
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I sleep like a baby generally.
Wake up at 3AM, soiled and hungry?
::)
With his thumb in his mouth...
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My first wife had a good method of getting off to sleep. I only had to whisper sweet nothings in her ear or stroke her thigh and she was out like a light evil:
Maybe you should make a tape - for Nick like lol:
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My first wife had a good method of getting off to sleep. I only had to whisper sweet nothings in her ear or stroke her thigh and she was out like a light evil:
Maybe you should make a tape - for Nick like lol:
I was going to offer but the fear was he might take me up on the offer and frankly I just don't fancy him.
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What about with the paper bag on his head eyes:
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Not having seen him without the paper bag ~ No!
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What about with the paper bag on his head eyes:
What about a plastic bag on his head...? whistle:
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Check on iplayer to see if last night's Horizon is on there yet. You may find that enlightening.
I can't tell you that much about it as I dozed off before the end. whistle:
Just watched this on Sky+
An interesting programme spoilt by 'clever' camera shots and editing...
RIP Horizon... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick002.gif&hash=1a79fddf08a43de7a768e12914c088ab91247236) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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As for interpreting your dreams ~ that belongs to a phycologist and most of them don't believe in the interpretation theories anyway.
It depends on how you look at it hound. The fortune telleresque interpretations are just pure hokum but recent research does appear indicate that dreams are a subconscious mirror of your conscious mind. you can look at the elements of the story to get an idea of what is goin on in that person's head.
If the nightmares are all of a similar vein then I would hazard a guess that you are worried about a group or an entity that directly affects you but you have no control over at present.
'kin hell!! Entities eh? I have had recurring dreams about losing things, woss that all about eh?
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Have you seen your collection of marbles recently?
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Did you get a better sleep last night then ????
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Me?
I was awake from 2 until 6 evil:
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If you tried the passiflora don't give up on it because it didn't work. Like all herbal stuff it has to build up.
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Thanks, I did find some and will persevere. Snoopy is sending me a new pillow! cloud9:
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Thanks, I did find some and will persevere. Snoopy is sending me a new pillow! cloud9:
For Mrs. Nick to hold over your face...? rubschin:
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sad24:
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Mrs Snoopy is the best. cloud9:
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Mrs Snoopy is the best. cloud9:
(cough)
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Do yu need some linctus> You could try your local nutter emporium
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Mrs Snoopy is the best. cloud9:
(cough)
Equally with LL of course. redface:
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Mrs Snoopy is the best. cloud9:
(cough)
Equally with LL of course. redface:
evil:
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He is being very cryptic today.
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He is probably in a sulk because he didn't get rewarded for his shoddy decorating.
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He is probably in a sulk because he didn't get rewarded for his shoddy decorating.
Shoddy is not a word in my vocabulary... noooo:
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happy001
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He is probably in a sulk because he didn't get rewarded for his shoddy decorating.
Shoddy is not a word in my vocabulary... noooo:
Just like "honest"?
I expect "culpable" is in there somewhere. whistle:
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Thanks, I did find some and will persevere. Snoopy is sending me a new pillow! cloud9:
NICK
Your sleep pillow is in the post.
WARNING:
Do not microwave the pillow. Do not wash the pillow.
Cover is Poly/cotton and is NOT removable (unless you want 4 ozs of dried lavender flowers all over the floor).
Filling is Polyester and real Lavender Heads with additional essential oil of Lavender and Lavender Fragrance.
If you wash it the flowers will turn to mush and stain the cover.
If you microwave it the flowers will cook and burst into flames (prolly).
Sleep well!
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I have never knowingly microwaved a pillow
As far as I recall rubschin:
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I thought it best not to leave matters to chance ~ hope you like the colours she has selected ~ they are intended to be restful.
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Send her lots of kisses from me cloud9:
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Won't the postman doze off...? rubschin:
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If he does I'm sure she will give him a nudge whistle:
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drumroll:
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"Trouble sleeping? Worried about rugs, cakes or trains?
Follow the dogs nose, for only £29.99 you can sleep soundly with the famous Dr Snoopy Mouchoir de Tarte pillow"
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Have this turnip. I may insert it myself. I have Vaseline if you prefer evil:
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I microwaved a pillow once. I dreamt I was eating a marshmellow and I wanted it toasted. . .
And the other classic: I slept like a log last night. . . I woke up in the fireplace
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I'm beginning to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avatar is too damned good looking evil:
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I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking evil:
I gave him the clap this morning... whistle:
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I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking evil:
Don't feel threatened Snoops - you're still top dog cloud9:
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I'm beginning to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avatar is too damned good looking evil:
I gave him the clap this morning... whistle:
Thoroughly deserved I would say
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Awake at 2.30 this morning. Up at 7.30 noooo:
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I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking evil:
Don't feel threatened Snoops - you're still top dog cloud9:
Just wait till he tries to walk to the door ~ I'm chewing my way through his wooden leg.
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I slept like a bag of shite last night. Banghead
Things troubling me at the moment.
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happy100
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happy100
::)
tit mouse. rubschin:
TITMOUSE! lol:
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Mrs Snoopy's magic pillow has come and, I can report, is multi-pungent. cloud9:
Posty squeezed it through the letter box eeek:
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happy088
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Posty squeezed it through the letter box
rubschin:
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Mrs Snoopy's magic pillow has come and, I can report, is multi-pungent. cloud9:
Posty squeezed it through the letter box eeek:
Did you poen the door and find him snoozing on the door step?
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Off to bed now cloud9:
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Off to bed now cloud9:
I'll take 2/1 that his mattress will self-combust or the frame will collapse. Gents, place your bets...
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I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking evil:
Don't feel threatened Snoops - you're still top dog cloud9:
Just wait till he tries to walk to the door ~ I'm chewing my way through his wooden leg.
Too late Snoopy, My black labradoodle has chewed through the leg and damned near everything else.
I'll tell you a yarn about my wooden leg:
I walked into a bar (not this one) and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" I said, "I'm fine. "
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before. "
"Well," says I "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really. "
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands. "
"Well," says I "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really. "
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes. "
"Aye," said I "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye. "
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," I said, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet. "
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I'm begining to dislike this pirate character ~ not only does he get the best lines but his avartar is too damned good looking evil:
Don't feel threatened Snoops - you're still top dog cloud9:
Just wait till he tries to walk to the door ~ I'm chewing my way through his wooden leg.
Too late Snoopy, My black labradoodle has chewed through the leg and damned near everything else.
I'll tell you a yarn about my wooden leg:
I walked into a bar (not this one) and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" I said, "I'm fine. "
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before. "
"Well," says I "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really. "
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands. "
"Well," says I "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really. "
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes. "
"Aye," said I "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye. "
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," I said, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet. "
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lol: lol: lol:
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And how did you sleep Nick?
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Somewhat better I fancy. Awake from 5.00, IIRC
cloud9:
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evil: Sleeping nicely at 2.00 this morning I was awoken by Mrs Nick. Deliberately evil:
She has been watching stuff on telly about Torville and Dean.
'I was looking at that photo of your Grandad. He looks remarkably like Jane Torville.'
WHAT?
'You might be related'
HOW?
'Well, you know. eyes:'
HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY MAD?
'But he does look like he could be her dad.'
Is there a number to call where you can just have someone sectioned and taken away?
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Is there a number to call where you can just have someone sectioned and taken away?
Yes.
You'd better hope Mrs Nick doesn't get hold of it.
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evil: Sleeping nicely at 2.00 this morning I was awoken by Mrs Nick. Deliberately evil:
She has been watching stuff on telly about Torville and Dean.
'I was looking at that photo of your Grandad. He looks remarkably like Jane Torville.'
WHAT?
'You might be related'
HOW?
'Well, you know. eyes:'
HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY MAD?
'But he does look like he could be her dad.'
Is there a number to call where you can just have someone sectioned and taken away?
I understand you need the signatures of two doctors, a social worker and a police officer.
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My grandfather died 15 years before Jane Torville was born noooo:
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But did he wear ice skates, a short skirt and a permanent smile ~ was he given to whistling Ravel's Bolero ~ did he dance on ice with ex-policemen? A "NO" to any or all of these indicates that Mrs Nick is clearly round the twist, barking mad, certifiable, not safe to be let out alone and a perfect match for you.
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Even more disturbingly she has just admitted her error. She actually meant that my Grandad was a dead ringer for Christopher Dean. She got him and Jane Torvill 'muddled' eeek:
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eeek:
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It beggars belief. She now has the Torygraph TV guide proppped up against my Grandfather's photo for the sake of easier comparison noooo:
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Did you not just agree with her at 2 o'clock this morning and be done noooo:
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Shouldn't she be at the theatre by now?
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They are still faffing Banghead Angry9: Angry9:
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Did you not just agree with her at 2 o'clock this morning and be done noooo:
Given her confusion between Torville and Dean ~ do you not think that had Nick agreed with her at 2am she would by now be telling him that he was wrong!
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Wot he said noooo:
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Did you not just agree with her at 2 o'clock this morning and be done noooo:
Given her confusion between Torville and Dean ~ do you not think that had Nick agreed with her at 2am she would by now be telling him that he was wrong!
There is no win to this situation - he could have claimed he was still half asleep (a reasonable assumption to my mind)
Path of least resistance - agree at 2am - deny all knowledge later on noooo:
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There is no win to this situation
Miss D hits the bullseye.
And they have just left at high speed noooo:
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Path of least resistance - agree at 2am - deny all knowledge later on
shutup:
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Did you not just agree with her at 2 o'clock this morning and be done noooo:
Given her confusion between Torville and Dean ~ do you not think that had Nick agreed with her at 2am she would by now be telling him that he was wrong!
There is no win to this situation - he could have claimed he was still half asleep (a reasonable assumption to my mind)
Path of least resistance - agree at 2am - deny all knowledge later on noooo:
To a man there is some logic in that
To a woman it makes perfect sense
To Mrs Nick it is the start to a tirade about Nick's failings
Nick's only option was to start planning a new patio
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Christ, even I couldn't get Torvill and Dead muddled. He's much taller than she is
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Path of least resistance - agree at 2am - deny all knowledge later on
shutup:
whistle: whistle: whistle:
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I should point out that Growler had a sort of encounter with Mrs Nick at Xmas. He was eating cake in the kitchen and she tried to get out of the front door to avoid him, claiming that I had 'not introduced them'. How could I? She was trying to escape from the house. She had also overlooked the fact that she has met him before noooo:
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Strangely Growler was sat in this room telling me that very story two evenings ago ~ clearly it made an impression on him.
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Strangely Growler was sat in this room telling me that very story two evenings ago ~ clearly it made an impression on him.
I suspect any experience with Nick will have made an impression on Growler. Could explain why he seems more volatile these days. whistle:
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Strangely Growler was sat in this room telling me that very story two evenings ago ~ clearly it made an impression on him.
Well he was very nice about it at the time (he had had lots of cake) but even he saw that she was a bit odd!
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Strangely Growler was sat in this room telling me that very story two evenings ago ~ clearly it made an impression on him.
Well he was very nice about it at the time (he had had lots of cake) but even he saw that she was a bit odd!
Was she odd before she met you? Were you odd before you met her?
I found the whole incident quite amusing tbh. lol:
Nick does get me agitated. Never mention RUGS to me. I'm scarred for life and now have a disturbing phobia about them.
TWO THOUSAND 'KIN POUNDS!
I no longer have to go for a gush. I just exhale piss steam. Angry9:
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She has always been nuts. I am normal! That's cos she is female. Why else is she introducing the Boy to the 'music' of Andrew Lloyd-Webber this evening (which I refused to go to. The man deserves to be impaled on a spike) Where was I?
Oh yes, it will be a nice rug. Check yer PMs, you big squishy softee.
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Oh yes, it will be a nice rug. Check yer PMs, you big squishy softee.
'K off. Angry9:
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Growler needs more cake!
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Growler needs more cake!
I've got one.
Nice Mr Snoopy gave me it. No hassle, no trouble, no threats, no sniffing. whistle:
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If Mrs Snoopy did not sniff you she is very sensible
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If Mrs Snoopy did not sniff you she is very sensible
You don't 'arf talk some shite sometimes rubschin: all of the time. ::)
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Sleep tight. I am sure Mini Moose is having a nice time. Can I take pics forthe VP calendar soon?
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Sleep tight. I am sure Mini Moose is having a nice time. Can I take pics forthe VP calendar soon?
And you have 23 remaining seconds on the topic of Sleeplessness... starting now!
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Last few mornings I've been waking at four am and not able to get back to sleep. rubschin:
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Mrs Snoops (2) may have a whole new career ahead of her - do you need a new pillow Uncle M ???
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Last few mornings I've been waking at four am and not able to get back to sleep. rubschin:
Lucky you work the night shift then... whistle:
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noooo:
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noooo:
Oh... redface:
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Mrs Snoops (2) may have a whole new career ahead of her - do you need a new pillow Uncle M ???
Errrr ~
You know those weirdos that sell things at craft fairs, essential oils, pillows, wheat bags, hand made lavender soap, lavender biscuits, hand made greeting cards, shawls, crocheted stuff, hand sewn patchwork quilts etc etc etc.
Well that, I am afraid, is my missus~ teeching others how to make things is a sideline like ~ despite having a BA (Hons) and being a qualified teacher. She is currently doing a part time MA in Education. She also gives private tuition (waits for inuendo) in History, English and Latin.
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Mrs Snoops (2) may have a whole new career ahead of her - do you need a new pillow Uncle M ???
Errrr ~ That is what she does ~ teeching others how to is a sideline like.
I should have picked one up last Saturday, doh. ::)
I'll be back. eveilgrin:
Strange, I sometimes sleep like a log, yet some nights I'm dead restless...like last night. Banghead
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Mrs Snoops (2) may have a whole new career ahead of her - do you need a new pillow Uncle M ???
Errrr ~ That is what she does ~ teeching others how to is a sideline like.
I should have picked one up last Saturday, doh. ::)
I'll be back. eveilgrin:
Strange, I sometimes sleep like a log, yet some nights I'm dead restless...like last night. Banghead
Coming out of hibernation I expect.
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I have been awake since effing midnight and cannot get to sleep surrender:
I am going for a walk evil:
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I had the most atrocious nights sleep last night - just could not nod off ...must have been in the wee small hours when I Finally managed it and then woke up at 4.30 evil:
Funnily enough I don't think I would have any trouble sleeping now Banghead
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Frightful night. Went for a nap with a splittingheadache at 2.00 yesterday afternoon. Dozed until 6.00. Got up. Went back to bed. Dozed till 10.00 ish. WOke up at 1.00, then fell asleep and found myself in charge of some sort of frightful pantomime with clowns and stuff scared2: Woke up at 4.30. Got up for a bit. Went back to bed and now up again and STILL have splitting headache! evil:
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I keep waking up at 4.30 again rubschin:
Dreaming of clowns though means imminent horrorness scared2:
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I woke at five this morning... noooo:
Dragged the dog out for a walk... I'm not sure he appreciated it... lol:
Lovely watching the sun come up tho... cloud9:
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Every night for days now. This is getting annoying
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Anybody else thinking what I'm thinking ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
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lol: I hate sleepless nights.
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I find that sleepless nights tend to go in cycles and can become self perpetuating.
Can't sleep at night so you tend to nap during the day and become convinced each night that you won't sleep ...... so you don't.
Lay off the caffeine loaded drinks after 5pm, eat sensibly earlier in the day rather than mid to late evening, stop worrying about not being able to sleep and do not watch TV after 10pm. I do find that relaxing music in the bedroom can help but it can sometimes have the opposite effect because I am enjoying listening to it. Actually Horlicks or similar at bedtime does help.
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Anybody else thinking what I'm thinking ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
happy001
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Here we go again noooo:
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Been awake since 4!
Try this puzzle.
http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf
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I dropped a piece on the floor and the dog ate it
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Banghead
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Been awake since 4!
Try this puzzle.
http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf (http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf)
It took me less than 5 minutes redface:
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Been awake since 4!
Try this puzzle.
http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf (http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf)
It took me less than 5 minutes redface:
And me.... angel1
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lol: lol: lol:
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