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Title: Astrology
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 10, 2009, 12:49:44 PM: Astrology - true or false? rubschin:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:50:53 PM: Pile of shite!

Russell Grant, I predict, will soon explode
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Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 12:53:42 PM: They do say that Ronald Reagan wouldn't get out of bed if his horoscope was bad.
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Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:54:50 PM: Thus saving the world from nuclear annihilation. I bet they said every day would be dodgy for him, just to be safe like
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Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 12:56:27 PM: And Cherry Bliar was heavy into that sort of thing wasn't she?
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Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:01:11 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1M6v4J.jpg&hash=a10c1695c374ec9e27cc609585746caf8c5c808a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1M6v4J)

sick2:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:01:38 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:50:53 PM
Pile of shite!

Russell Grant, I predict, will soon explode
Seconded... apart from the Russell Grant bit...
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 10, 2009, 01:05:33 PM: No opinions from the ladies. rubschin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2009, 01:06:59 PM: Can't - according to my stars - I have to refrain from speaking my mind today shutup:
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Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:08:32 PM: point:
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Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:24:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 10, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
Can't - according to my stars - I have to refrain from speaking my mind today shutup:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:27:29 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 10, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
Can't - according to my stars - I have to refrain from speaking my mind today shutup:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Read LL's horoscope and hide point:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:29:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:27:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 10, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
Can't - according to my stars - I have to refrain from speaking my mind today shutup:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Read LL's horoscope and hide point:
I did...

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Certainly you don't want to throw money away, but not clinging on too tightly really is important

That means 'buy a new projector' in any language... cloud9:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:30:35 PM: Dream on, baldymort
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Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:32:24 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:30:35 PM
Dream on, baldymort
evil:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: barmisspah? on February 10, 2009, 03:09:20 PM: Mine said don't be too upset if someone wants to give or loan you some money, you know how proud you are. Yeah right
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Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 03:12:12 PM: I can let you have the price of a cup of tea. ;D
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Post by: barmisspah? on February 10, 2009, 03:15:19 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
I can let you have the price of a cup of tea. ;D

Too kind sad24:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: GROWLER on February 10, 2009, 05:09:02 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
I can let you have the price of a cup of tea. ;D

She a trampess or summat?
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2009, 07:55:16 PM: It's all a load of tosh!! Even that plonker Nostradamus couldn't get it right. He died in Lyon during a bloody earthquake so how come he couldn't foresee that eh?

Some bugger said that he did, but he couldn't get out of Lyon coz he forgot where he had parked his horse! Plonkers the lot of them
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 10, 2009, 10:28:17 PM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2009, 07:55:16 PM
It's all a load of tosh!! Even that plonker Nostradamus couldn't get it right. He died in Lyon during a bloody earthquake so how come he couldn't foresee that eh?

Some bugger said that he did, but he couldn't get out of Lyon coz he forgot where he had parked his horse! Plonkers the lot of them

"Your love life has been on the wane recently. Stay in Lyon tonight and the earth will really move for you"
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Pastis on February 11, 2009, 08:49:22 PM: Strange old world currency this astrology thing. Only a few days ago billions of Chinese celebrated their New Year and the start of the year of the Ox, their astrological new year, well, lunar but the same thing essentially.
For some reason we've decided to abandon the start of our astrological new year... rubschin:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Pirate on February 11, 2009, 10:34:45 PM: After sex comments by Star Signs

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza. "

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets. "

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it. "

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you. "

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you. "

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

I'm Aries BTW
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2009, 07:10:17 AM: Quote from: Pirate on February 11, 2009, 10:34:45 PM
After sex comments by Star Signs

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza. "

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets. "

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it. "

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you. "

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you. "

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

I'm Aries BTW

Welcome to the board Pirate!

I'm Gemini! cussing:
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2009, 07:54:26 AM: I'm a Cancerian but can I change whistle:
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 12, 2009, 09:27:30 AM: I am Virgo, but not
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Post by: Nick on February 12, 2009, 09:27:55 AM: drumroll:
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Post by: Bar Wench on February 12, 2009, 10:15:47 AM: I'm Capricorn! eeek:
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Post by: Nick on February 12, 2009, 10:16:25 AM: I am mainly Aquarius eeek:
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Post by: Bar Wench on February 12, 2009, 10:17:53 AM: As in you only want some clothes removed?
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Post by: Nick on February 12, 2009, 10:19:49 AM: Not right now, but thanks for the offer
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Post by: Bar Wench on February 12, 2009, 10:33:30 AM: I'll put my moon boots back on then.
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Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2009, 10:56:05 AM: Pirate you are going to fit in well here ~ welcome

I'm Cancer too BTW ..... which explains much.
Title: Re: Astrology
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2009, 11:23:50 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2009, 10:16:25 AM
I am mainly Aquarius eeek:
Fish tail instead of legs and genitalia?

Much is explained