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Title: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2009, 10:22:30 AM
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

A bit too realistic!
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 10:27:07 AM
I just smashed my screen trying to kill it  scared2:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 10:47:12 AM
Wenchy will love that!  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2009, 10:48:42 AM
Can't see it  - at work  evil:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 10, 2009, 10:51:00 AM
I'm not even going to look until I'm at home with a cushion to hide behind!
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 10:52:36 AM
I'm not even going to look until I'm at home with a cushion to hide behind!
Tsk, tsk... 'tis nothing to be frightened about....  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2009, 10:55:54 AM
Wenchy will love that!  ;D

I know  8)
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 11:08:11 AM
I'm not even going to look until I'm at home with a cushion to hide behind!

I squished it ~ and my screen  sad24:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Landlady on February 10, 2009, 11:17:04 AM
It's got more hair than BarMan and is cuter  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 11:18:09 AM
Fully recovered now? We are now officially the same age and the same star sign
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 11:19:50 AM
What a worrying thought to inflict upon the lady ~ as if she doesn't have enough to put up with (or with which to up put ~ for the pendants)
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 11:20:40 AM
I get a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius, but Aquarius is usually better for some reason
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Landlady on February 10, 2009, 12:36:21 PM
I get a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius, but Aquarius is usually better for some reason

How can you get a choice of either ????? Do not understandee  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Landlady on February 10, 2009, 12:37:23 PM
What a worrying thought to inflict upon the lady ~ as if she doesn't have enough to put up with (or with which to up put ~ for the pendants)

How very true - life with BM is one long round of to up put with to be sure  surrender:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:38:49 PM
I get a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius, but Aquarius is usually better for some reason

How can you get a choice of either ????? Do not understandee  noooo: noooo:

That is because you have a hangover  ::)

Jan 20th. CUSP
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2009, 12:41:48 PM
Does that mean you have 2 personalities as well then Nick  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:45:34 PM
One would be a start!

Here is LL's day laid out bare before us!

Quote
Day Ahead

Try and roll with the flow today  lol:. Don't become possessive about property or hang on sentimentally to memories from the past (kiss goodbye to your kitchen). Certainly you don't want to throw money away, but not clinging on too tightly really is important  eeek:. More inclined than usual to explore the psychological roots of the people and situations around you, you are asking probing questions and tuning into many aspects which others never notice.  scared2:

Week Ahead
There is a significant Lunar Eclipse this week since it falls in your opposite sign, so you will be reviewing one close partnership.  Poor BM You want more support, but you also want your independence. So find how to fulfil your needs without making partners feel that theirs are not being met. Don't get panicky because everything is not going to plan  happy001. The influences around now are not good for boosting your confidence. Just go with the flow.

Month Ahead
Thoughtful gestures from everyday mates at work and out in the neighbourhood will let you know how appreciated and admired you are. You'll be charming in return and boost your popularity. Mars now zips into your own sign so certain projects which were delayed now get the go ahead. You'll sweep obstacles to one side and not take no for an answer  scared2:. At times you may not be tactful but you'll waken everyone up around you. There'll be a wobble around cash on the 5th  point: so you'll need to have all the facts at your disposal before you decide what's best. The Lunar Eclipse on the 9th in your opposite sign of Leo hints that taking partner's opinions into consideration will be necessary. Finding a balance between going your own way and co-operating will be vital. You'll be uncertain around the 12th but back firing on all cylinders on the 17th. There'll be nothing you can't tackle then which doesn't turn out well. After the 18th you'll be sorting out your personal finances and exploiting every opportunity around to improve your cash flow and security. = LL goes on the game?
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 12:47:52 PM
Isn't one Nick enough for the world to put up with?

As for this Cusp claim ~ it depends from which source you seek the information.

Astrology is a pile of crap anyway ~ I have never been superstitious ~ Touch wood.
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:48:19 PM
I am a cusp!  evil:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
So Growler tells us   point:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 12:52:14 PM
And to think of all that cake and marzipan I gave him  sad24:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:27:45 PM
So Growler tells us   point:
I don't think he said cusp did he...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 01:29:20 PM
 rubschin: You could be right. It certainly had four letters and started with cu**
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:29:55 PM
My first payment has gone through. Others may get tangled up in tax complications, like  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
My first payment has gone through. Others may get tangled up in tax complications, like  whistle:
Well the first changes went through...

This next lot might get tangled up in payment delays like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:32:13 PM
Do you want the money?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:32:48 PM
Do you want the money?  eveilgrin:
Do you want the changes done?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:33:38 PM
Pray continue
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:34:20 PM
Pray continue
Consider it done...  ;)

Tomorrow like...  redface:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 01:35:23 PM
Today is better, but I am sure LL  needs some more goat (or aspirins)
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 01:58:04 PM
Today is better, but I am sure LL  needs some more goat (or aspirins)
Of course, I could drop all my other projects and give you the special deluxe turbo treatment... for a fee like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 02:02:09 PM
Pray, carry on smashing up your kitchen
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 02:03:20 PM
Pray, carry on smashing up your kitchen
lol: lol: lol: lol:

i'll make the changes later for you... I've finished the kitchen like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
Destroyed entirely?
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 02:10:11 PM
Destroyed entirely?
No, decorated immaculately...  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 02:22:37 PM
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Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 02:33:56 PM
char048
Man and PaintPod in perfect harmony...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2009, 02:34:47 PM
It's got more hair than BarMan and is cuter  whistle: whistle:

The same comments can be made about most of the animal kingdom though LL  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 02:36:30 PM
Every time you mention Pod I get a mental image

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metamute.org%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FIt%2520Came%2520From%2520Outer%2520Space%2520x01%2520%281953%29.preview.jpg&hash=e1679e454ff06475c93fdf1a107a8cced302adb7)


Like those Quatermass things.
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 02:48:01 PM
Every time you mention Pod I get a mental image

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metamute.org%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FIt%2520Came%2520From%2520Outer%2520Space%2520x01%2520%281953%29.preview.jpg&hash=e1679e454ff06475c93fdf1a107a8cced302adb7)


Like those Quatermass things.
Quatermass!  scared2:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 02:52:21 PM
Exactly ~ As I recall that involved Pods and things that hatched out of them

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Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
char048
Man and PaintPod in perfect harmony...  cloud9:

In other words the paintpod exploded in a fashion that could only be attributed to Nicks shiny headed apprentice and coated the entire room in one fell swoop.  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 04:16:59 PM
char048
Man and PaintPod in perfect harmony...  cloud9:

In other words the paintpod exploded in a fashion that could only be attributed to Nicks shiny headed apprentice and coated the entire room in one fell swoop.  whistle:
noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
char048
Man and PaintPod in perfect harmony...  cloud9:

In other words the paintpod exploded in a fashion that could only be attributed to Nicks shiny headed apprentice and coated the entire room in one fell swoop.  whistle:
noooo:

Ah hang on, you said man and paintpod, not Barman and paintpod. LL got someone in didnt she.  point:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2009, 04:23:01 PM
char048
Man and PaintPod in perfect harmony...  cloud9:

In other words the paintpod exploded in a fashion that could only be attributed to Nicks shiny headed apprentice and coated the entire room in one fell swoop.  whistle:
noooo:

Ah hang on, you said man and paintpod, not Barman and paintpod. LL got someone in didnt she.  point:
noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: GROWLER on February 10, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
Anyhow. ::)

That is one cool spider game screen thingy whatever.  spider:

Sweet.  cloud9:

Luv spiders. They ARE our friends. happy088
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 10, 2009, 05:22:22 PM
No they fecking aren't!
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 10, 2009, 05:28:50 PM
Yes they are ~ I've always told my children that.
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Bar Wench on February 10, 2009, 05:33:18 PM
My Dad tried telling me too. PARENTS LIE!
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2009, 05:36:50 PM
The only good spider is a dead spider  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2009, 07:09:09 PM
Anyhow. ::)

That is one cool spider game screen thingy whatever.  spider:

Sweet.  cloud9:

Luv spiders. They ARE our friends. happy088

You are spot on Growler. If it wasn't for spiders, then the entire lamd mass of earth would, apparently, be under a heaving throb of aphids, 3 MILES deep. David Attenborough said that, so it simply must be true.

And there is NO CHANCE that your tat mountain could get that high, young Wenchy. Hug a spider. Adopt a spider. You can even just love them from afar.


You have been told. Now desist.
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 07:45:30 PM
We have millions of spiders in this house. Drives me nuts  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2009, 07:49:32 PM
We have millions of spiders in this house. Drives me nuts  noooo:

Bet you've got no aphids though, eh?
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 07:51:39 PM
Haven't seen an aphid in years. Spiders? All the effing time. WTF are they eating?  cussing:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Haven't seen an aphid in years. Spiders? All the effing time. WTF are they eating?  cussing:

Aphids. Obviously. That's why you haven't seen any... noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: GROWLER on February 10, 2009, 08:39:15 PM
Haven't seen an aphid in years. Spiders? All the effing time. WTF are they eating?  cussing:

With a bira luck, they'll start on your bastard rug next....providing they haven't got any taste at all of course.
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: GROWLER on February 10, 2009, 08:42:55 PM
No they fecking aren't!

Friggin are they are you dozy Wench. ::)

Read what Moany sez. It's true. You'd be well goosed if it wasn't for our friendly spiders. They can't hurt you. They just eat all the random shite that gets on yer tits, like aphids and flies and stuff.
Gods 'oovers they are. Magical to watch. Sweet as nuts. cloud9:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2009, 09:06:10 PM
Breaking news: Growler goes mad (official)
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2009, 09:15:50 PM

 They just eat all the random shite that gets on yer tits, like aphids and flies and stuff.


Don't you  find a shower  or bath does that    rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 07:54:02 AM
He hasn't got a bathroom till July  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2009, 08:24:11 AM
Will he be putting a fitted rug into it do you think  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2009, 09:01:03 AM
Breaking news: Growler goes mad (official)

Pot, kettle, black. ::)
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 09:15:32 AM
Mornin'  spider:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2009, 10:13:05 AM
I just don't accept that the fragrant Wenchy has aphids on her tits.
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 10:15:38 AM
She doesn't, the night time secret spiders harvest them
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2009, 10:59:21 AM
She doesn't, the night time secret spiders harvest them

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Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
I read somewhere that we all swallow a number a spiders over our lifetime during the night when they fall into the traditional glass of water kept by the bedside and we take a drink without turning on the lights. I gave up taking a drink to bed at that point.  sick2:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 11, 2009, 11:06:16 AM
Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night  noooo:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 11:06:34 AM
I assumed that if you sleep with your mouth open they just sort of crawl in and curl up
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2009, 11:06:48 AM
I read somewhere that we all swallow a number a spiders over our lifetime during the night when they fall into the traditional glass of water kept by the bedside and we take a drink without turning on the lights. I gave up taking a drink to bed at that point.  sick2:
There must be loads that wander into your mouth... then get lost like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night  noooo:

Wear a miner's helmet to bed
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2009, 11:07:16 AM
Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night  noooo:

How's the hoof?   ;D
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2009, 11:09:19 AM
a miner's helmet
rubschin:
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
Wash your brain out  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2009, 09:36:58 PM

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Title: Re: Anyone for a spider?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2009, 08:27:39 AM
Great  - more evidence that you need to turn the lights on when you wake up at night  noooo:

How's the hoof?   ;D

Well apparently I don't qualify for Disability Benefit - though I thought slight bruising caused by a self inflicted accident was a dead cert  lol:

But it's not purple any more thanks Snoops  lol: