The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 08, 2009, 06:10:05 PM
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All nice and ready like.
What treats has BM lavished upon you?
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[LL mode] Nuffink [/LL mode]
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A few patio slabs I suspect
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A few patio slabs I suspect
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A few patio slabs I suspect
"When questioned the accused made no reply"
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A few patio slabs I suspect
"When questioned the accused made no reply"
redface:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
You should never advertise a lady's age noooo:
(hope apostrophe is in the right place ::) )
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I have to say I agree with you but LL has put it in her profile so it is in the "Public Domain" so to speak.
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It's on the calendar too!!
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But you have to go and look for that .....
Not in banner headlines on a thread - noooo:
I am just about to change my profile lol: lol: lol:
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Over 21 shall we say?
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That would be a wise call Snoops lol:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LL xxx
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Happy 54th Birthday LL.
BM got any nice surprises for you?
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What time does the party start?
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Drinks are on the house all day, I heard
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I should get my ears checked if I were you. whistle:
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Happy Birthday LL ~ hope the pressies are exactly what you wanted.
Any cake?
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Growler ate it all noooo:
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When is BM going to lift the patio and let the LL say hello to her well wishers?
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LL is here ........................... and has 15 minutes left of her official birthday day razz:
Presents have been good - quite a few virtual pressies from the virtual clan but hey hoe !!!! Can't crumble nethertheless!!!!
Am sitting her wih my TIARA on - of course - and feeligng litttle to no pain ...
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Have a great remaining 15 minutes lol: lol: lol:
Hope you've had a lovely day cloud9:
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May i be the last one to wish you a Appy burfday LL.
MWWWWAH! ;)
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Have a great remaining 15 minutes lol: lol: lol:
Hope you've had a lovely day cloud9:
I've had a nice time cloud9:
Barman has bought me two new plates for my wall of plates (which you will see when you are here of course) which means we've had to take down and out all the screws for the previous plates so that he can paint pod properly..........and then we will re re-hang all the prevosu and new plates (makesl sense if you are living in my brain) - Mr. Skeelos (dog) has had to go to the vets today and is still feeling poorly because BM and myself managed to get shampoo in his eye yesterday when rtying to wash off the goat poo ::) ) so need to go up soon and perhaps BM might want to come upstairs too but then again you never know he might not !!!!
lOVE TO ALL AND FROM NOW ON UNTIL 8 AM TOMORROW DRINKS ARE free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SHe can't rite strait. She's pissed noooo:
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May i be the last one to wish you a Appy burfday LL.
MWWWWAH! ;)
mwwwwah AND mwwwaH AND mwwwah back toyyou xxxxxxxxxxxx
You mopved the bloody keys on y keyboard..............
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SHe can't rite strait. She's pissed noooo:
Too right AND i've got a Tiara cloud9:
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Aspirins tomorrow noooo:
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SHe can't rite strait. She's pissed noooo:
Welcome to my world... noooo:
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Aspirins tomorrow noooo:
it's tomorrow now so I'll take some before I retire like ;)
BM see you in the nuptial bed eeek:
Last one out of you lot shut the door, walk the hound and close the windows confused:
Love you all whistle:
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15 mins Cyprus time past the birthday so feeling now too old to stay up late so off to bed.............. eyes:
Probably be fast asleep before BM notices I am missing from the basement area - too bad his birthday shag is now off limits sad24:
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He'll be racing up the stairs now you've spelt it out in terms he can understand LL lol:
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He'll probably trip and scrape his shins on the way up!
Happy Birthday LL!
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Aspirins tomorrow noooo:
it's tomorrow now so I'll take some before I retire like ;)
BM see you in the nuptial bed eeek:
Last one out of you lot shut the door, walk the hound and close the windows confused:
Love you all whistle:
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Happy birthday LL.
I hope you oiled the mattress so as not to disturb the lockin down here. ;)
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Lockin? eeek:
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May i be the last one to wish you a Appy burfday LL.
MWWWWAH! ;)
mwwwwah AND mwwwaH AND mwwwah back toyyou xxxxxxxxxxxx
You mopved the bloody keys on y keyboard..............
That's the 5th snog I've 'ad today, and not one of them off Mrs Growler. Nowt new there then.
Sweet. cloud9:
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Lockin? eeek:
FROM NOW ON UNTIL 8 AM TOMORROW DRINKS ARE free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whistle:
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Lockin? eeek:
FROM NOW ON UNTIL 8 AM TOMORROW DRINKS ARE free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whistle:
Darwin, didn't you get the 'happy 10 minutes' message from the hound. The lock in & free drinks was a secret for when BM was 'otherwise' engaged.. whistle:
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And how is the
patient lady this morning?
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And how is the patient lady this morning?
A little fuzzy headed... noooo:
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And how is the patient lady this morning?
I will admit to having a smidge of a headache first thing - but now all gone razz:
Think I might have had a glass or two last night............all in the line of duty of course!
Well done boys on not making toooooooooooo much of a mess in the bar last night and in case you were wondering no the bed didn't need the oiling noooo:
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And how is the patient lady this morning?
I will admit to having a smidge of a headache first thing - but now all gone razz:
Think I might have had a glass or two last night............all in the line of duty of course!
Well done boys on not making toooooooooooo much of a mess in the bar last night and in case you were wondering no the bed didn't need the oiling noooo:
Perhaps you should have oiled the old man whistle:
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And how is the patient lady this morning?
I will admit to having a smidge of a headache first thing - but now all gone razz:
Think I might have had a glass or two last night............all in the line of duty of course!
Well done boys on not making toooooooooooo much of a mess in the bar last night and in case you were wondering no the bed didn't need the oiling noooo:
Perhaps you should have oiled the old man whistle:
Nope I think he's a slippery enough character already without need for further oiling, don't you?
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And how is the patient lady this morning?
I will admit to having a smidge of a headache first thing - but now all gone razz:
Think I might have had a glass or two last night............all in the line of duty of course!
Well done boys on not making toooooooooooo much of a mess in the bar last night and in case you were wondering no the bed didn't need the oiling noooo:
Perhaps you should have oiled the old man whistle:
Nope I think he's a slippery enough character already without need for further oiling, don't you?
I can't argue with that noooo:
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He's still charging me by the hour 'or part thereof' noooo:
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He's still charging me by the hour 'or part thereof' noooo:
You are lucky he charges me by the minute or part thereof ::) luckily nothing I want takes more than 2 to 3 minutes tops whistle:
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luckily nothing I want takes more than 2 to 3 minutes tops
eeek:
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He's still charging me by the hour 'or part thereof' noooo:
You are lucky he charges me by the minute or part thereof ::) luckily nothing I want takes more than 2 to 3 minutes tops whistle:
He can last that long? eeek:
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Someone called Lydia sent me this
Attractive body is our profile. No sweat tech.. Forge your huge love sword
http://cvjpjacv.cn/
Might be worth a try rubschin:
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evil:
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We are all sure you have a 'huge love sword' BM, truly.
snigger eveilgrin:
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We are all sure you have a 'huge love word' BM, truly.
snigger eveilgrin:
Do you mean SWORD?
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We are all sure you have a 'huge love word' BM, truly.
snigger eveilgrin:
Do you mean SWORD?
The pen is mightier than the sword, especially in his case
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And how is the patient lady this morning?
I will admit to having a smidge of a headache first thing - but now all gone razz:
Think I might have had a glass or two last night............all in the line of duty of course!
Well done boys on not making toooooooooooo much of a mess in the bar last night and in case you were wondering no the bed didn't need the oiling noooo:
It may be worth checking one of those viagra emails that everyone seems to get LL... whistle: