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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 09:07:55 AM
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When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone noooo:
I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark rubschin:
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Quite.
If I'd done that 9 years ago, I wouldn't have scar on me 'ed, and I wouldn't have woken everyone up at 2:30am, including the next door neighbours, and I wouldn't have smashed the newly erected cupboard half way down the stairs, and been reminded of it all on a fairly regular basis ever since like. ::)
Being pissed out of me mind didn't help like, but lights on may have helped.
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When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone noooo:
I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark rubschin:
shutup:
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I went out to an unfamiliar restaurant last night...
Followed the signs to the toilet up a dark stairway, rubbing the walls trying to find the lights... I never did. noooo:
They'll clean it up today prolly... whistle:
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Aren't the lights usually on the ceiling (except in your kitchen of course) rubschin:
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Aren't the lights usually on the ceiling (except in your kitchen of course) rubschin:
Yes, I didn't think of checking on the ceiling... noooo:
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You washed your hands though right noooo:
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You washed your hands though right noooo:
Yes! redface:
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When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone noooo:
I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark rubschin:
It's the shock of the light 8) I've a dimmer switch in the bathroom and click it on at lowest glimmer for that middle of the night moment.
Dimmer switches rubschin: Now there's a thing. This one was fitted at the wishes of an ex who was rather keen on moody bath time experiences eyes: Also fitted was a speaker connected to the CD player in the living room and an abundance of candles ::)
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When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone noooo:
I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark rubschin:
It's the shock of the light 8) I've a dimmer switch in the bathroom and click it on at lowest glimmer for that middle of the night moment.
Dimmer switches rubschin: Now there's a thing. This one was fitted at the wishes of an ex who was rather keen on moody bath time experiences eyes: Also fitted was a speaker connected to the CD player in the living room and an abundance of candles ::)
Steady lad ~ you are almost talking sense there ~ and that would never do. Think of our reputation.
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As long as it's only almost then ... whistle:
Speaking of dimmer switches, as you do, I once had an energy efficiency expert (prat!) come and assess my place. God knows why... it was a freebie when switching suppliers I think.
He prattled on about the dimmer switch in the bathroom not saving me any money ::) In spite of telling him that wasn't actually the point he was insistent on sucking his teeth and shaking his head. A 5* prat.
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Are you allowed dimmer switches in the bathroom ???
I depend on the shaving light and candles for moody bathtime experiences - or the dark cloud9:
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Are you allowed dimmer switches in the bathroom ???
I depend on the shaving light and candles for moody bathtime experiences - or the dark cloud9:
Allowed? eeek: Have we got a Bathroom Czar now? I just changed the light switch on the outside wall 8)
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oh outside wall - thats ok then 8)
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I depend on the shaving light and candles . . .
shutup:
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Took your time lol: lol: lol:
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Slow and steady is safer at my age. ;)
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I depend on the shaving light and candles . . .
shutup:
Tsk, tsk Darwin... noooo:
I deleted mine before hitting the 'Post' button... redface:
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You mean you bodged it again BM noooo:
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From what I have read.. kitchens et al he seems to have a certificate in bodging whistle:
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A bology in fact
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A bology in fact
Barman, the early years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEfKEzX9QLE
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From what I have read.. kitchens et al he seems to have a certificate in bodging whistle:
evil:
I am a master craftsman!
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Of course I put the bathroom light on when I go to the toilet in the middle of the night. Why on earth wouldn't you?
rubschin:
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When we go to the toilet in the middle of the night.....even when you know you're not going to disturb anyone noooo:
I did this last night and then went into the bathroom , knocked against a storage unit and a mahoooosive tub of shampoo feel on my left foot. I am now crippled, unable to walk - oh alright I may have a bruise appearing but why doesn't logic work in the dark rubschin:
Hand:"I'll just switch this light on so we can see where we are going"
Brain:"OH NO YOU DON'T! I know exactly where we are and where we are going"
Toes: " Hey! Switch the lights on..please!"
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I never do ~ mainly because I don't want to wake up that much so a bright light is the last thing I need.
Mind you, taking diuretics, I trot across the landing at least three times every night so I know the way ~ it's the fvcking lego bricks that get me! cussing:
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Evidence the bruise on my foot cry:
I won't be able to wear sandals at the moment lol: lol: lol:
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Evidence the bruise on my foot cry:
I won't be able to wear sandals at the moment lol: lol: lol:
Like you were planning to in this weather lol:
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Only on nights out Snoops lol:
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So ~ one sandal and one fluffy granny slipper then whistle:
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It's only a bruise Snoops - there is never a need under any circumstances for a granny slipper. Vanity prevails at all times lol:
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We were woken at 1 this morning with most of the lights on in the house. The Boy does an interesting line in 'sleepwalking nightmares' You can't wake him up and he tears around the house shouting things like ' My arm is going tooo fast' ( rubschin:) and 'It's coming out of the wall'.
Feel like shite this morning. Those lights were far too bright and the wake up far too sudden cussing:
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My daughter used to do a similar thing when she was younger. She'd run around the house in panic mode, yet not remember a thing the next morning.
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Could they, by any chance, be related?
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Our littlest just appears at our bedside and stands there in the dark ~ never says a word and waits to be taken back to bed ...... next morning he has no idea it has happened. shrugs: Happens once every night between 1 and 3
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noooo:
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Could they, by any chance, be related?
Probably not. Judging by Snoopy's post it's more common than we think. rubschin:
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Our littlest just appears at our bedside and stands there in the dark ~ never says a word and waits to be taken back to bed ...... next morning he has no idea it has happened. shrugs: Happens once every night between 1 and 3
That is spooky. It would freak me out!
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Doctor says "he'll grow out of it"
angry041: Very fecking helpful! Banghead
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Our littlest just appears at our bedside and stands there in the dark ~ never says a word and waits to be taken back to bed ...... next morning he has no idea it has happened. shrugs: Happens once every night between 1 and 3
That is spooky. It would freak me out!
If Snoopy's littlest turned up silently next to my bed at 2 in the morning it would freak me out too, but it seems unlikely
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I used to do it too. Still do from time to time. The concern with me though was I used to get out of the house. When we lived in Germany I was found out in the garden in the snow. Just sitting in it.
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I used to do it too. Still do from time to time. The concern with me though was I used to get out of the house. When we lived in Germany I was found out in the garden in the snow. Just sitting in it.
But did you grow out of it?
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I used to do it too. Still do from time to time. The concern with me though was I used to get out of the house. When we lived in Germany I was found out in the garden in the snow. Just sitting in it.
But did you grow out of it?
::)
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I used to do it too. Still do from time to time. The concern with me though was I used to get out of the house. When we lived in Germany I was found out in the garden in the snow. Just sitting in it.
But did you grow out of it?
::)
Can't you recognise the ironic rhetorical question then?
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No.
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doh: I am wasted here.
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I used to do it too. Still do from time to time. The concern with me though was I used to get out of the house. When we lived in Germany I was found out in the garden in the snow. Just sitting in it.
But did you grow out of it?
::)
Can't you recognise the ironic rhetorical question then?
I was awake half the effing night. ONly firing on three cylinders today
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No.
So one morning you will wake up and find Mr Wench cut up with a carving knife and have no idea how it happened.
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I used to do it too. Still do from time to time. The concern with me though was I used to get out of the house. When we lived in Germany I was found out in the garden in the snow. Just sitting in it.
But did you grow out of it?
::)
Can't you recognise the ironic rhetorical question then?
I was awake half the effing night. ONly firing on three cylinders today
That many eh?
I have the start of a cold/cough ~ raging sore throat etc. Thought I'd seen the last of these bugs being brought home from school by little boys but it seems that the whole Cub Pack is down with it Banghead
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No.
So one morning you will wake up and find Mr Wench cut up with a carving knife and have no idea how it happened.
I am laying a trail of evidence. eveilgrin: