The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Berek on June 15, 2007, 02:13:39 PM
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I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..
I hope they drowned
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It stopped raining in this part of North Wales about 30 minutes ago.
The dry spell should have reached Nick by now so, unless he has his own personal thatsit: as I suspect he may the better weather seems to be coming in for the weekend.
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I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..
I hope they drowned
Charming ::)
'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.
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I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..
I hope they drowned
Charming ::)
'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.
Recognise a lost cause and save your blood pressure. noooo:
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I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..
I hope they drowned
Charming ::)
'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.
::)
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I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..
I hope they drowned
Charming ::)
'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.
::)
Still raining?
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I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..
I hope they drowned
Charming ::)
'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.
::)
I smite you sir.
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and to think I aplauded you on your astronomical input.. bah !
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Where's Noah with that fecking Ark? clock:
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the better weather seems to be coming in for the weekend.
Not what I'm hearing/reading it's not. noooo:
We can apparently expect this weather for the rest of this month, with a possible slight improvement at the end of it, probably before it all goes tits up again for the start of the oh so joyous kids holidays....just like last August IIRC. ::)
Never mind, winters comin', so things should gradually improve.
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the better weather seems to be coming in for the weekend.
Not what I'm hearing/reading it's not. noooo:
Why are you reading last months papers?
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It aint called global warming anymore.. it's now climate change, the new phrase to cover absolutely bloody everything. David Cameron suffers a lot from climate change, I just thought I would share that with you
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It aint called global warming anymore.. it's now climate change, the new phrase to cover absolutely bloody everything. David Cameron suffers a lot from climate change, I just thought I would share that with you
Thanks...
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It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine. sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.
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It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine. sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.
[Nick] You could come here! [/Nick]
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Bastard! evil:
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Bastard! evil:
happy100
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Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
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Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
I?ve got pneumonia ? or possibly bronchitis? noooo:
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Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
I?ve got pneumonia ? or possibly bronchitis? noooo:
You have my sympathy, and will applaud you as a result to help you feel a little better.
See we do care. cloud9:
How the hell have you caught that then ey? I thought it was stinkin' hot out there?
I'm no medical man whatsoever, but I thought the weather had to be shite to catch that? confused:
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Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
I?ve got pneumonia ? or possibly bronchitis? noooo:
You have my sympathy, and will applaud you as a result to help you feel a little better.
See we do care. cloud9:
How the hell have you caught that then ey? I thought it was stinkin' hot out there?
I'm no medical man whatsoever, but I thought the weather had to be shite to catch that? confused:
I dunno, it is stinking hot here but it started after a session with the hubble-bubble pipe. Mrs Barman took me to the vet who says it is bronchitis or pneumonia but to be honest I?m thinking of going to see the doctor today? noooo:
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I feel I should really know what a hubble bubble pipe is, I really do, but 'cus my 'ed is swimming so much this morning and my throat feels like grade 40 sandpaper, I don't.
So remind me please....and YES, get to the quack asap. If it's what you think it is, it's not to be taken lightly... apparently. rubschin:
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Hookah.
At your age you really should know better.
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Hookah.
At your age you really should know better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah
Holy shite hawks! I do now.
WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
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See! He should know better! point:
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You wanna pack that right in Barman. eeek:
However, i'm in the process of convincing meself...like...that I've got this cold or whatever because of packin' the snouts in. evil:
I therefore declare that smokin' IS in fact good for your health! drumroll:
64 lousy days now. ::)
Carry on.
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You will have. I think I felt permenantly ill for about three months. Colds, coughs, mouth ulcers. And giving up is meant to be a health benefit! ::)
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You will have. I think I felt permenantly ill for about three months. Colds, coughs, mouth ulcers. And giving up is meant to be a health benefit! ::)
I miss them and actively encourage smokers to blow their fumes my way. cloud9:
I feel like SHIT! ::)
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this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:
Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.
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this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:
Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.
Another cheery anouncement from Barrow. ::)
Thanks for that Begsy....twat! ;)
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Hookah.
At your age you really should know better.
redface:
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I feel like a very large bag of shite
Always ready to oblige.
One is in the post. ;)
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Where's Noah with that fecking Ark? clock:
Owing to H&S regulations and problems with international laws in regard to animal transportation Noah has given up, buggered off and is currently sunning himself on a yacht in Monaco.
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Hookah.
At your age you really should know better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah
Holy shite hawks! I do now.
WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Apple tobacco? redface:
I went to the doctor ? much more helpful than the vet. Chest X-Ray and loads of antibiotics. I?ll be shitting like a horse by this time tomorrow? noooo:
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U really are a plank aren't you. ::)
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this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:
Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.
And what would Francis Wilson know? ~ He's always pissed by lunch time.
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Hookah.
At your age you really should know better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah
Holy shite hawks! I do now.
WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Apple tobacco? redface:
I went to the doctor ? much more helpful than the vet. Chest X-Ray and loads of antibiotics. I?ll be shitting like a horse by this time tomorrow? noooo:
What pray, is APPLE tobacco ffs? eeek:
I was going to ask if it's a good substitute for the dreaded weed, but due to your current health problems, i think I'll refrain tbh. scared:
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It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue. sad24:
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It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue. sad24:
Does it have a 'May cause bronchitis or pneumonia and lead to a long and painful end to your life' warning on the packet? eeek:
Off topic, but why can't they make fags without the tar and chemicals in them?
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It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue. sad24:
Does it have a 'May cause bronchitis or pneumonia and lead to a long and painful end to your life' warning on the packet? eeek:
Off topic, but why can't they make fags without the tar and chemicals in them?
Try the herbal stuff . Do they still sell that crap?? shrugs:
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Well thanks you bastard, whoever you are.
1 lousy day of summat slightly resembling summer, I repeat 1 day, and that's it is it, you miserable bastard.
Talk about dangling carrots then swiping then away just as you're about to have a little nibble you lousy miserable cnut. evil:
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It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine. sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.
I did that once too... In 1984 I think it was...
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Having said that. I had a glorious weekend! Knocked off early on Friday to sit in the pub garden. PYO on Saturday followed by more sitting in the sun and a BBQ. Yesterday, sat in the garden. Fabulous! Am now hoping that not going on holiday was an acceptable decision. Fingers crossed!