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Title: Wet Britain
Post by: Berek on June 15, 2007, 02:13:39 PM
I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..

I hope they drowned
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2007, 02:15:48 PM
It stopped raining in this part of North Wales about 30 minutes ago.
The dry spell should have reached Nick by now so, unless he has his own personal  thatsit: as I suspect he may the better weather seems to be coming in for the weekend.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2007, 02:22:04 PM
I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..

I hope they drowned

Charming  ::)

'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2007, 02:40:15 PM
I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..

I hope they drowned

Charming  ::)

'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.

Recognise a lost cause and save your blood pressure. noooo:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Berek on June 16, 2007, 08:05:26 AM
I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..

I hope they drowned

Charming  ::)

'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.

 ::)
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2007, 08:10:07 AM
I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..

I hope they drowned

Charming  ::)

'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.

 ::)
Still raining?
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2007, 08:42:53 AM
I see the global warming brigade are quiet this week, last week they were banging on about how hot it was and its all OUR fault..

I hope they drowned

Charming  ::)

'tis global warming, more heat puts more energy into the weather systems = more extreme weather.

 ::)

I smite you sir.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Berek on June 16, 2007, 01:20:54 PM
and to think I aplauded you on your astronomical input.. bah !
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Mr Happy on July 02, 2007, 09:09:24 PM
Where's Noah with that fecking Ark?  clock:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 02, 2007, 09:28:12 PM
the better weather seems to be coming in for the weekend.

Not what I'm hearing/reading it's not. noooo:
We can apparently expect this weather for the rest of this month, with a possible slight improvement at the end of it, probably before it all goes tits up again for the start of the oh so joyous kids holidays....just like last August IIRC. ::)
Never mind, winters comin', so things should gradually improve.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Mr Happy on July 02, 2007, 09:59:51 PM
the better weather seems to be coming in for the weekend.

Not what I'm hearing/reading it's not. noooo:

Why are you reading last months papers?
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 03, 2007, 05:18:50 AM
It aint called global warming anymore.. it's now climate change, the new phrase to cover absolutely bloody everything.  David Cameron suffers a lot from climate change, I just thought I would share that with you
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:40:30 AM
It aint called global warming anymore.. it's now climate change, the new phrase to cover absolutely bloody everything.  David Cameron suffers a lot from climate change, I just thought I would share that with you
Thanks...
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 07:45:44 AM
It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine.  sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:46:58 AM
It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine.  sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.
[Nick] You could come here! [/Nick]
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 07:50:16 AM
Bastard!  evil:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:51:10 AM
Bastard!  evil:
happy100
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 07:53:42 AM
Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 07:54:44 AM
Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
I?ve got pneumonia ? or possibly bronchitis?  noooo:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:03:40 AM
Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
I?ve got pneumonia ? or possibly bronchitis?  noooo:

You have my sympathy, and will applaud you as a result to help you feel a little better.
See we do care. cloud9:

How the hell have you caught that then ey? I thought it was stinkin' hot out there?
I'm no medical man whatsoever, but I thought the weather had to be shite to catch that? confused:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 08:08:12 AM
Well for the first time ever in July IIRC, I've got one lousy stinking cold. Worse than the one I had last December.
I feel like a very large bag of shite, coughin' me 'ed off, sneezin' and 'achin' all over.
Just yet another reason to be totally pissed off with this country. evil:
I?ve got pneumonia ? or possibly bronchitis?  noooo:

You have my sympathy, and will applaud you as a result to help you feel a little better.
See we do care. cloud9:

How the hell have you caught that then ey? I thought it was stinkin' hot out there?
I'm no medical man whatsoever, but I thought the weather had to be shite to catch that? confused:
I dunno, it is stinking hot here but it started after a session with the hubble-bubble pipe. Mrs Barman took me to the vet who says it is bronchitis or pneumonia but to be honest I?m thinking of going to see the doctor today?  noooo:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:12:57 AM
I feel I should really know what a hubble bubble pipe is, I really do, but 'cus my 'ed is swimming so much this morning and my throat feels like grade 40 sandpaper, I don't.
So remind me please....and YES, get to the quack asap. If it's what you think it is, it's not to be taken lightly... apparently. rubschin:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:21:27 AM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:25:31 AM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah


Holy shite hawks! I do now.

WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:26:12 AM
See! He should know better!  point:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:30:59 AM
You wanna pack that right in Barman. eeek:

However, i'm in the process of convincing meself...like...that I've got this cold or whatever because of packin' the snouts in. evil:
I therefore declare that smokin' IS in fact good for your health! drumroll:
64 lousy days now. ::)

Carry on.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 08:33:06 AM
You will have. I think I felt permenantly ill for about three months. Colds, coughs, mouth ulcers. And giving up is meant to be a health benefit!  ::)
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 08:35:57 AM
You will have. I think I felt permenantly ill for about three months. Colds, coughs, mouth ulcers. And giving up is meant to be a health benefit!  ::)

I miss them and actively encourage smokers to blow their fumes my way. cloud9:
I feel like SHIT! ::)
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Berek on July 03, 2007, 09:11:23 AM
this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:

Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 10:23:42 AM
this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:

Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.

Another cheery anouncement from Barrow.  ::)
Thanks for that Begsy....twat! ;)
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 11:51:22 AM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.
redface:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2007, 12:30:18 PM
I feel like a very large bag of shite

Always ready to oblige.

One is in the post. ;)
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2007, 12:32:59 PM
Where's Noah with that fecking Ark?  clock:

Owing to H&S regulations and problems with international laws in regard to animal transportation Noah has given up, buggered off and is currently sunning himself on a yacht in Monaco.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2007, 02:47:54 PM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah


Holy shite hawks! I do now.

WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Apple tobacco?  redface:

I went to the doctor ? much more helpful than the vet. Chest X-Ray and loads of antibiotics. I?ll be shitting like a horse by this time tomorrow?  noooo:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 03:24:05 PM
U really are a plank aren't you.  ::)
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2007, 04:19:05 PM
this time last year I was at the air show in Fareham, it was 92 degrees eeek:

Francis Wilson informs us that July is expected to be another wet and unsettled month, it'll be winter before we know it.

And what would Francis Wilson know? ~ He's always pissed by lunch time.
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
Hookah.

At your age you really should know better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah


Holy shite hawks! I do now.

WTF were you smokin' ffs? eeek:
Apple tobacco?  redface:

I went to the doctor ? much more helpful than the vet. Chest X-Ray and loads of antibiotics. I?ll be shitting like a horse by this time tomorrow?  noooo:

What pray, is APPLE tobacco ffs? eeek:

I was going to ask if it's a good substitute for the dreaded weed, but due to your current health problems, i think I'll refrain tbh. scared:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2007, 04:52:29 PM
It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue.  sad24:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 03, 2007, 04:57:01 PM
It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue.  sad24:

Does it have a 'May cause bronchitis or pneumonia and lead to a long and painful end to your life' warning on the packet? eeek:

Off topic, but why can't they make fags without the tar and chemicals in them?
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Shy Talk on July 03, 2007, 05:20:25 PM
It's just tobacco flavoured with fruit extract. Quite nice but in no way a substitue. There is no substitue.  sad24:

Does it have a 'May cause bronchitis or pneumonia and lead to a long and painful end to your life' warning on the packet? eeek:

Off topic, but why can't they make fags without the tar and chemicals in them?

Try the herbal  stuff . Do they still sell that crap?? shrugs:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: GROWLER on July 08, 2007, 08:33:07 AM
Well thanks you bastard, whoever you are.
1 lousy day of summat slightly resembling summer, I repeat 1 day, and that's it is it, you miserable bastard.
Talk about dangling carrots then swiping then away just as you're about to have a little nibble you lousy miserable cnut. evil:
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Misunderstood on July 08, 2007, 12:45:01 PM
It's my fault. It's because I decided not to go on holiday this year and stay here and enjoy the sunshine.  sad24: First, last and only year I will be making that decision.

I did that once too...  In 1984 I think it was...
Title: Re: Wet Britain
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:36:35 AM
Having said that. I had a glorious weekend! Knocked off early on Friday to sit in the pub garden. PYO on Saturday followed by more sitting in the sun and a BBQ. Yesterday, sat in the garden. Fabulous! Am now hoping that not going on holiday was an acceptable decision. Fingers crossed!