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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 04, 2009, 10:15:07 AM
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Day 1; Arrived in Cyprus. Not scorchio in the slightest. BM turns up to meet me and insists on driving off road back to his house so I can admire his 'Pajero'. He insists on wearing a large hat at all times.
House is surrounded by angry goats. LL helps me in through a window (BM has painted door shut) and shows me to my quarters.
BM shows me where the cleaning materials are and suggest some 'aerobic mopping' before lunch.
He plans a cinema evening in honour of my arrival. Only 13 days to go noooo:
Despite the frightful weather BM insists that we are going to swim this afternoon and suggests I don my bikini. He explains that he likes to take lots of photographs. His hobby apparently. He splashes around the pool happily, still wearing his hat.
Later on: BM has gone off to 'catch dinner'. He is doing his special goat and fig surprise apparently. Sound of swearing and bleating from outside.
Goat and fig surprise is just that. Surprising. After we have washed off the remnants of dinner we all cram into the 'cinema' for a showing of some kids' film. BM spends ages fiddling wtih his equipment and eventually has to fetch a large box of cables.
LL and I get pissed
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lol: lol: lol:
evil:
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Miss D arrived
Was met by BM's security staff scared2:
Signed Official Secrets Act document
Was force drunk lots of red wine
No memories of holiday
No report
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Miss D arrived
Was met by BM's security staff scared2:
Signed Official Secrets Act document
Was force drunk lots of red wine
No memories of holiday
No report
Nonsense... evil:
I'll have the report written for you when you arrive... whistle:
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Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
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eeek:
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Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
redface:
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Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
Was this your experience eeek:
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She can't recall. WHen she wasn't pissed she was drugged noooo:
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She can't recall. WHen she wasn't pissed she was drugged noooo:
As Nick says it is all rather hazy! My behaviour was rather erratic apparently once I had been picked up. rubschin:
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My behaviour was rather erratic apparently once I had been picked up off the floor for the 19th time
noooo:
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Decorating ideas for BM
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Day 2:
BM's hat blew off
Christ, it was like meeting Telly Savalas.
He claimed he had just been to the barber and had had a linguistic misunderstanding, but LL's eyebrows told a different story.
I have never had goat burgers for breakfast before. I never want them again either. Apparently he is economising more that usual at present. He has promised to take me 'off road' today (again). I am black and blue already, so I have suggested to LL that I just stayhere and relax.
BM has produced a list of things I can do around the house 'so I don't get bored'
He has also mentioned that this will help towards the 'discount on the bill' eeek:
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Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
For Miss D, or BM
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Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
For Miss D, or BM
eeek:
I'm all out of the stuff redface:
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Somerset busy, was it?
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Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
For Miss D, or BM
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I'm all out of the stuff redface:
Me too... I used the last lot on Wenchy.... whistle:
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Somerset busy, was it?
Had to shut the censored: cockerel up somehow ;D
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Day 3:
Having covered the swimming, the 'cinema' , goats and off roading BM has now run out of ideas for things to do. ::)
LL has suggested going shopping cloud9: but after some tinkering outside BM has explained that the car won't start for some reason and that a part to make it goable will take 12 days to arrive. SO we are stuck.
The sun has peeped out from bhind the thick cloud cover and BM has rushed to set out poolside furniture and has suggested we all put our trunks on.
There is talk of visitors later for another BBq and BM is now out with a kitchen knife chasing after goats. Frightful noise.
I would even welcome some fish for a change noooo:
We have to eat outside all the time because the kitchen is falling apart. BM tried to show me his chipper earlier and it fused all the power in the village.
The neighbours seem irate. Apparently it happens a lot
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Day 3:
Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like... whistle:
The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...
I am on cloud nine like...
cloud9:
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Day 3:
Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like... whistle:
The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...
I am on cloud nine like...
cloud9:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Day 3:
Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like... whistle:
The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...
I am on cloud nine like...
cloud9:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
evil:
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Day 1.
Barman collected me from the airport. I really didn’t recognise him with his magnificent head of hair, tall muscular good looks and general air of sex appeal and desirability!
The tall, handsome beast opened the door of the immaculate Pajero for me like a proper gentleman like and I made myself comfortable while he loaded all the bags, boxes and crates into the capacious load space of his incredible vehicle…
On the way from the airport to the Villa Barman I was overwhelmed by his incredible knowledge and witty repartee throughout the entire twenty minute journey.
We arrived at Villa Barman and I was impressed by the general décor and particularly the excellent quality of the decorating. “Did you get professionals in to do all this painting like?” I asked and was astonished when Barman confessed to being the master decorator himself….
After aperitifs’ my memory is a little hazy although I do remember a guided tour of Barman’s amazing Cineplex, a multi-screen high tech cinema with luxurious seating for at least twenty…
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BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
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BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976
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evil:
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BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976
happy001 happy001 happy001
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BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976
Can you get that film on Blu Ray lol:
As for your travelblog BM - you should know better noooo:
It at least looks as though I should have written it - in which case I would never include the word Master lol: lol: lol:
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BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976
Can you get that film on Blu Ray lol:
As for your travelblog BM - you should know better noooo:
It at least looks as though I should have written it adn if that ws the case I would never include the word Master lol: lol: lol:
Bah! Banghead
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Day 4
BM is scampering about on the roof for some reason. He invited me up there to 'admire his dish' but I declined and LL agreed that it would not have been a good idea but to perhaps suggest that I might have a peek in a few days. "String him along, ' she said. 'That's what I do.'
Shopping is on again cloud9: like, as one of LL's friends has offered to go with us for a girly day out. LL has purloined BM's wallet cunningly (it was locked up) and soon we are off. We have not told BM like who is still twiddling with some cables somewhere.
Report on shopping trip and ladies' lunch later
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My precious wallet! eeek:
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An heirloom no doubt, passed down unused from generation to generation
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Day 5
Pouring with rain again. As the shower is not working there was at least a chance to have a bit of a wash and LL and I ran around outside for a bit to try to keep warm while we had an alfresco shower. BM offered to get his hose out* but I siad it wouldn't be necessary. He seemed disappointed.
Wehave been inside playing some of BM's prodigious collection of board games ::).
He is the first person I have ever met who cheats at Monopoly.
Anyhoo, LL sent him off on some fool's errand and we had some girly talk about men, hunky men, desirable neighbours and such. We dank quite a lot of vino too so that when BM returned we were shrieking and whooping something awful razz:.
Bm has now slunk off to his batcave or whatver and LL has produced her collection of gerl's films which we are off to watch in the 'cinema'. With both of us in there there is no room for BM so we shall get some peace.
Spoke too soon. He is hammering something. LL says he does hammering when he is frustrated. noooo:
*a euphemism I fear
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An heirloom no doubt, passed down unused from generation to generation
Containing moths that are just as old... whistle:
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Day 5
Blimey - I have made it to day 5 !!!!!!!!
Thats a result lol:
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Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
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Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Kerriiisstttt.... how long is she staying for? Shrugs:
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But on Day 10
you hide she mislays her bikini
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Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Kerriiisstttt.... how long is she staying for? Shrugs:
LL said it was fine evil:
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But on Day 10 you hide she mislays her burka
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Are you taking your boyfriend then?
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Are you taking your boyfriend then?
No - he can't make it
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Are you taking your boyfriend then?
No - he can't make it
I have the same trouble. redface:
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happy100
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Mrs Nick is off to Libya once more. Miss Di has
has agreed will agree to come over here and give me a hand while I am tragicaly alone sad24:
Miss D needs some time away from the horrors of her life. She is coming here to share mine
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Are Miss Di and Miss D one and the same? eeek:
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Shrugs: In Nick World all things are impossible to fathom.
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Mrs Nick is off to Libya once more. Miss Di has has agreed will agree to come over here and give me a hand while I am tragicaly alone sad24:
Miss D needs some time away from the horrors of her life. She is coming here to share mine
eeek:
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Or did you mean "shave mine"?
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Are Miss Di and Miss D one and the same? eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
That's a no in case I'd been too subtle lol:
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Are Miss Di and Miss D one and the same? eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
That's a no in case I'd been too subtle lol:
Well that's a relief! confused:
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I'm still recovering from the shock eeek:
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She is on the 4.10 to Runcorn! cloud9:
I have marigolds and everything
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Is English your 1st language ???
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I have many tongues
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I have many tongues
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Thats an image I need before breakfast noooo:
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I have many tongues
All of them forked.
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sick2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5VsUHhGkxk
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I have many tongues
All of them forked.
Truly forked. Almost irrevocably forked.
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rubschin: Interesting deviations come to mind eyes:
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rubschin: Interesting deviations come to mind. . .
. . .every few minutes.
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Day 6 (will this never end? ::))
LL and I had planned another nice day of girly activities with some of her girly friends, shopping, drinking in nice bars, pampering sort of stuff in general. When BM heard about this and that he would be left on his own with chores to do he got all upset, and a bit pink, and asked if he could come along. He looked so pathetic that we said he could as long as he behaved.
What a mistake noooo: LL took us round some of her fave shops looking at bags, strappy sandals, nice hats and stuff like that whilst BM trailed behind looking anguished, especially when asked for money ( eveilgrin:) and asking if it was time to go home yet every five minutes. LL gave him several of her best scarey looks, but he kept whimpering. We told him to go off and meet us later, but he seemed reluctant to be left out. I think he just wanted to make sure we weren't spending too much.
In the end we gave him the slip and set off for a lovely place for a boozy lunch and a chance to compare purchases. Then he started calling, so LL turned her phone off. We saw him running up and down the road tearing at his hair skin but we kept out of sight. After 4 hours LL called him and said we had gone home (we hadn't).
Evidently he got back and realised he had been tricked. LL spent a fortune ;D I think he is tiring of being outnumbered. When we did get back he was downstairs watching Die Hard on his big TV and yelling ' Go Bruce, shoot them all'.
Poor dear, I imagine he finds it therapeutic noooo:
Anyhoo, LL and I have invited the girls round tonight for more chat and wine and stuff and we are making quiche and things we like (I never wish to see or eat another goat). More later
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Day 47:
Will she never go home...? noooo:
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Day 47:
Will she never go home? I am now living in a kennel noooo:
BM spent the evening watching all the Die Hard series (something he won't do eveilgrin:) and playing with a toy gun in sympathy with Bruce noooo:
We girls had a lovely gossip. Time for bed.
Tomorrow LL is making BM clear the dead goats from the pool so we can swim and relax while he takes the corpses to a kebab outlet she knows about 100 miles away cloud9:
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Day 47:
Will she never go home...? noooo:
Apparently Growler's coming to rescue me rubschin:
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He has a nice swamp. It's a very nice swamp. Really. And he could bring you here for some CAKE
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You really don't want any more unwelcome guests Nicholas noooo:
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With your famous bikini you are always welcome here. And we could have fun putting frocks and stuff on Growler
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With your famous bikini you are always welcome here. And we could have fun putting frocks and stuff on Growler
noooo:
This famous fictious bikini that only exists in your mind sweety
As for dressing up Growler - are you stark raving mad - oh yes of course - however I like my limbs attached to my torso thanks scared2:
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Day 7
A total disaster noooo:
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Popcorn:
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Day 7
A total disaster noooo:
BM made us help him load the goat corpses into a truck ( sick2:) Naturally, it poured with rain throughout. Afterhe had set off for KebabsR'Us LL and I both needed a shower. The blasted thing just fell apart and spewed rust water. We had to walk down the road int eh rain to borrow another shower noooo:
Then BM called to say he had done a deal for the goat corpses and had been given, in a barter exchange, a BARREL (!) of chilli suace and a second hand 'projector'. LL went ballistic, which was quite impressive to watch. I could hear BM at the other end of the phone sort of burbling and squeaking. He drove home very very slowly.
LL said that the projector was bound to be duff and WTF did they want with 28 gallons of chilli sauce? noooo:
When he got back LL gave him the big freezio and he disappeared to install the new projector. He fused all the lights noooo:
LL says that this is quite normal when he is doing DIY stuff, but that didn't make her any less enraged. scared2:
¬We wnt out, leaving BM to get the power back on. When we got back he had been at the home brew to console himself and was unconscious noooo:
LL poured some chilli sauce into his mouth which quickly revived him eveilgrin:
He has been sent to the spare room whilst we get a takeaway.
He is a very naughty boy. noooo:
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eeek:
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With BM away and having less than normal distractions ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all razz:
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With BM away and having less than normal distractions ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all razz:
Helloooooooooooooow LL. Nice to see you
Errrr ...... about that little accident on the patio, I can't think what came over me redface: but I'm hoping the goats will eat it.
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With BM away and having less than normal distractions ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all razz:
Helloooooooooooooow LL. Nice to see you
Errrr ...... about that little accident on the patio, I can't think what came over me redface: but I'm hoping the goats will eat it.
Hello little furry pet whistle:
Have hosed down the patio so evidence is there no more ... nuff said ;D
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Thanks ~ I'll lick your toes later.
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sick2:
Have you seen where he's been licking...? noooo:
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We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information ;)
Not good then eh ~????
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We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information ;)
Not good then eh ~????
Imagine the worst thing you can imagine... it's worserer than that... noooo:
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LL likes it anyway razz:
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Kerwl 8)
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Day 8:
LL has taken charge!
A MAN was called and arrived promptly to reassemble the shower. He was rather nice, we agreed. eyes:
'What cowboy fitted this?' he enquired. Much tutting and head shaking noooo:
'My husband does his best at DIY, but is not much good at it.'
Man shakes head noooo:
BM sort of slunk off to do something outside.
WHile nice man was fixing the whole thing ('I shall have to start from scratch. I charge by the hour of part thereof'') LL and I made some coffee. SHe said that BM would pay cash to the Man later eveilgrin:
It being nice weather for once we thought we would have a swim. My bikini is missing evil:. It was on the line last night, so LL called BM on his little phone. 'I think the goats ate it,' he claimed. 'My trunks have gone too' (least said about those the better) 'We shall have to go au naturel'
LL and I agreed we would have to go out to buy a new one and do some other shopping too while we were at it. And have lunch out while BM payed the Man. And did some hoovering. And washed up.
Off out to lunch now. More later if I have time
We called a cab. Hunky driver cloud9:
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Continued;
Fab time out. Hunky driver took us to a nice place and siad he would behappy to pick us up later eyes:
Lovely lunch (no goat) cloud9: and then some intense shopping (on BM's card eveilgrin:) and the Greg Peck lookalike picked us up and took us for a spin.
When we got back the Man had fixed the shower and BM was in his penance pinny point:
He was sweating, but the place is all tidy.
LL and I sent him off to do some food shopping (we had been too busy, like) while we went for a loverly swim, like.
LL says she has more girls round tonight and that BM will have to wait on us all hand and foot. She has made him a sandwich.
I am starting to enjoy this
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rubschin: This is beginning to sound like a femdom fantasy Nick.
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The gerls are having a nice time!!
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noooo:
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Day 9:
LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.
BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe. cloud9:
And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.
BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films point:
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whacky115
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We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information ;)
Not good then eh ~????
Imagine the worst thing you can imagine... it's worserer than that... noooo:
He's been licking up your homebrew? eeek:
whistle:
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Day 9:
LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.
BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe. cloud9:
And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.
BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films point:
How many Die Hard films were made eeek:
Bit worried about the sun only appearing on Day 9 though evil:
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Day 9:
LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.
BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe. cloud9:
And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.
BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films point:
How many Die Hard films were made eeek:
Bit worried about the sun only appearing on Day 9 though evil:
Well I think you've got off bloody lightly! evil:
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Oh dear - has your patience run out - don't worry I'll be gone shortly 8)
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Its taken you 9 days to send BM over the edge? You are losing your touch Miss D. whistle:
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I am on holiday you know 8)
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Yes but didnt we all tell you in advance that if you wind Old Baldy up enough he is amusing to watch? whistle:
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I am neither baldy nor amusing.... evil:
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I am neither baldy nor amusing.... evil:
No of course not. Who would suggest such a thing?
char048
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I am neither baldy nor amusing.... evil:
Sounds like I'm going to have a great time noooo:
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He is terribly bald and most unamusing. Luckily for you LL is a lovely entertaining lady.
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
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He is terribly bald and most unamusing. Luckily for you LL is a lovely entertaining lady.
evil:
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
Has Miss D met Olga? rubschin:
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
Has Miss D met Olga? rubschin:
She is still here so I suspect not... noooo:
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
Has Miss D met Olga? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Should I ???
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
Has Miss D met Olga? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Should I ???
noooo:
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
Has Miss D met Olga? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Should I ???
If you've a spare hour, or can't sleep, have a rummage through the old posts. They're in the back corner of the cellar next to BM's hop stash.
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You can always rely on the girls cloud9:
Has Miss D met Olga? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Should I ???
If you've a spare hour, or can't sleep, have a rummage through the old posts. They're in the back corner of the cellar next to BM's hop stash.
On top of my bongo mags like...
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Not the cellar please scared2:
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char062
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Not the cellar please scared2:
I only ever go down there in my hazmat suit. noooo:
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char062
If thats the only creepy thing in there that will be a relief lol:
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Oh much worse ~ we keep all sorts of creepy things down there.
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Oh much worse ~ we keep all sorts of creepy things down there.
My bongo mags for starters.... eyes:
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Next instalment on the way eveilgrin:
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Next instalment on the way eveilgrin:
doh:
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Popcorn:
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Next instalment on the way eveilgrin:
Incorporating mud wrestling in the ...
fifty thousand litre pit of slime
whistle:
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eeek: Nick is ordering Baldy's 'bongo' mags....
Ye gods, there's no telling what BM is going to find in his letterbox
Be afraid, be very afraid whistle:
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Day 10
Astonishing developments!! eeek:
More later. The BBC or someone should have sent a video crew on this holiday. Talk about Fawlty Towers noooo:
BM is such a bad bad boy
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eeek:
Popcorn:
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When I have time.
OK?
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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WELL!
We got up early because of the goat noise. BM was busy in the dungeon cellar with his cables and 'up to something' according to LL, when suddenly the....
Oh, sorry, have to go.
Will carry on later
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. . . carry on later
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rubschin:
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Oh no.......bound to be something about a bikini now noooo:
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Have you not heard that all sunbathing chez BM is au naturel? eeek:
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He has to use Factor 50 on his head!!
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Have you not heard that all sunbathing chez BM is au naturel? eeek:
eeek:
I don't think I will be seeing a lot of sunlight noooo:
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Not in the dungeon, no noooo:
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Have you not heard that all sunbathing chez BM is au naturel? eeek:
eeek:
I don't think I will be seeing a lot of sunlight noooo:
BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.
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He spends too much time in his cinema noooo:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.
Does he have sharp pointed teeth and a cape scared2:
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He has a posing pouch (gold) noooo:
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You sure it's not rust coloured lol:
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No. He sews on the sequins. It keeps him occupied, like
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You're liking the word LIKE at the moment like aren't you ???
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Growler taught it to me, like noooo:
It's catching.
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BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.
Does he have sharp pointed teeth and a cape scared2:
He likes to be called Edward at weekends.
(You have a teenage daughter so I assume you will get that reference. If not redface: )
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SHe ought to pack a big magnet, like
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I understand Wenchy lol:
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No one else does noooo:
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SHe ought to pack a big magnet, like
To wipe his hard drive with rubschin:
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Floppy noooo:
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No. He sews on the sequins. It keeps him occupied, like
They are to divert attention from the balding bonce.
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He has disco lights for head and pouch. I hear the effect is quite spectacular when he rotates.
Full effect requires Vaseline too noooo:
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Poor LL noooo:
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She suffers a great deal noooo:
But they have nice taxi drivers and stuff. It must be very hard for her
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I am listening you know! evil:
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Of course we know oh shiny one, it wouldnt be as much fun otherwise point:
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The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47 angry041:
So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely whistle:''
Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc
Nerr mind eh sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us eyes:
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do I still need the waitress uniform LL ?
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French Maid? eyes:
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Will that at least divert you from bikini's ::)
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The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47 angry041:
So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely whistle:''
Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc Nerr mind eh sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us eyes:
You have access to 'time warp pressies' LL ,how when why and where, I think we should be told!
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do I still need the waitress uniform LL ?
Oh yes... cloud9:
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Just keep your eyes on the road whilst LL and I swig collapso in the back seat and try to knock your chauffeurs hat off lol:
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evil:
I'm really looking forward to you coming... noooo:
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shutup:
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shutup:
ooops! redface:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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evil:
I'm really looking forward to you coming... noooo:
Hey who cares what Baldy thinks noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit cloud9:
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The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47 angry041:
So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely whistle:''
Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc Nerr mind eh sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us eyes:
You have access to 'time warp pressies' LL ,how when why and where, I think we should be told!
redface: Bit stressed at present so not surprising didn't get my present definition correct whistle:
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evil:
I'm really looking forward to you coming... noooo:
Hey who cares what Baldy thinks noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit cloud9:
We are all looking forward to it Popcorn:
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evil:
I'm really looking forward to you coming... noooo:
Hey who cares what Baldy thinks noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit cloud9:
We are all looking forward to it Popcorn:
What could go wrong eh...? Shrugs:
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Nowt - I do not cause mayhem or mischief wherever I go unlike other members of the pub whistle:
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char048
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Have you evidence to the contrary - I think not eveilgrin:
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I shall increase the cover on our home insurance... whistle:
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Can you get insurance, like?
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I shall increase the cover on our home insurance... whistle:
You will also find that in my contract I have a clause stipulating no pictures - I am very wary of being the next subject on the Random Image Thread scared2:
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Can you get insurance, like?
I can... It is Miss D coming visiting remember - not you! point:
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I shall increase the cover on our home insurance... whistle:
You will also find that in my contract I have a clause stipulating no pictures - I am very wary of being the next subject on the Random Image Thread scared2:
Except private pictures - not for publication like...? whistle:
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
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Exactly redface: redface: redface:
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
I'll write the clauses! evil:
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
That means no pictures at all, then noooo:
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
That means no pictures at all, then noooo:
whistle:
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
I'll write the clauses! evil:
I thought I caught the essence of your contracts perfectly too sad24:
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You have a much nicer way about you happy100
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
I'll write the clauses! evil:
Is that so you can 'forget' to include video footage so you can have something to watch in the minima after Miss D has gone back home. eyes:
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Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
happy001 happy001 happy001
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'Does my bum look big out of this?'
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'Does my bum look big out of this?'
eeek: No, but is that really your bum...I think not, cross dressing does not become you IMHO noooo:
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'Does my bum look big out of this?'
eeek: No, but is that really your bum...I think not, cross dressing does not become you IMHO noooo:
I suspect that is how he sees his bum Miss C. As for the cross dressing is concerned, with Nick anything is possible. whistle:
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It is Growler who is cross
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Days 10-12
This is a fiasco. angry041:
So first, right, BM proposes a cocktail party. Fancy dress!! WTF have I got with me? LL explains that he simply wants to show off his Tarzan costume ::) and that we can ignore the rest. He tries to make cocktails. Mess. Big mess. She sends him out shopping and gets on the phone. The gerls arrive with nice food and stuff and tons of wine, like, and we get stuck in.
Baldy gets back and gets all cross and then disappears to get dressed up, or whatever, and then reappears sort of yodelling with a big piece of rope. What the F is that about.
We all ingore him as he shows of his front crawl ( sick2:) in the pool, like.
Get pissed and go to bed.
Next morning
What a mess. BM passed out on the patio (LL left him there) and pool full of goats again. LL, pissed off. switches on the Breadmaker and drops it in the pool. Dead goats!! Result!
Dead breadmaker too!! Better result. LL says she learnt the trick from one of BM's many Bond films eveilgrin:
She says if he had been in there whe would not have hesitated, since the wills are all done, like eveilgrin:
BM revives, has chilli sauce inserted and is sent off, again, with dead goats, to Kebabs'R'Us for the day. Told to get cash not barter or lucky beans and suchlike.
LL and I clean pool and have nice swim with some collapso for refreshment.
Get pissed and break the 'cinema' (by accident, like)
Day 12 now (I think)
BM did not dare come back but stayed with 'friends' and went on to do some werk.
LL gets call. 'NOt again!!!!!'
He fell off the roof.
She thinks it's attention seeking and just said, 'Put him in plaster!! Allover, if necessary.' scared2:
Later BM is delivered on a flat bed truck. He looks like a mummy. All plaster with one tube in and one tube out. LL is told to swop them every 6 hours.
We paint some pics on his plaster,like. In pink. BM squeaks, so we know he is alive.
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lol: lol: lol:
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I'm thinking I should have left the country by now and let LL and BM get back to their tranquil lives .
Poor sods noooo:
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Regrettably, BM has friends at the airport. YOu have to stay an extra week noooo:
He has gone to bikinisonline.com (http://bikinisonline.com)
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lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Regrettably, BM has friends at the airport. YOu have to stay an extra week noooo:
He has gone to bikinisonline.com (http://bikinisonline.com)
Ok Nick - do you want to help me pack - I shall take pictures of the 'options' and you can choose which ones to take. lol:
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Regrettably, BM has friends at the airport. YOu have to stay an extra week noooo:
He has gone to bikinisonline.com (http://bikinisonline.com)
Ok Nick - do you want to help me pack - I shall take pictures of the 'options' and you can choose which ones to take. lol:
I feel The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread coming on... rubschin:
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Day 13
The ordeal is nearly over.
LL and I thought we would go out for the day, but she said we couldn't leave BM as he had no one to swop his drip and rdrain bottles over, so we loaded him onto the roof rack. He was yelping all the way into town, so we turned up the radio. It was pointless trying to take him shopping (we would have needed a trolley) so we left the car in the shade and gave him a flare gun in case of emergencies.
We were happily checking out a nice bag shop when we saw a red flare go off overhead. For heaven's sake, we had only left him for about 10 minutes noooo:
We sauntered back and found he was covered in pigeons or somesuch. And pigeon poo. They must have thought he was a new statue. Several of the lcoals asked who the statue was of, but ti was too hard to explain and we just said that our 'friend' had a rash and this was a new homoe homeo magic treatment.
After lunch (no fish, no goat cloud9:) we decided to go home for a swim. BM was a bit hot, so we placed him on a LiLo and launched him into the pool. The plaster was too heavy and he sank noooo:
LL and I managed to haul him out and placed him on a sun lounger to dry out. We poured some Bishop's Finger into his mouth hole and he sort of gurgled. LL then noticed there was no wee outlet, but we are not using my axe to make one, so he will have to manage. Though on second thoughts, it could be entertaining.
Tried to pack, but with so much shopping I will need an extra suitcase, so back out to the shops tomorrow.
BBQ this evening. BM was fed up with his drip, so we poked bits of sausage into him and he gave happy(ish) squeaks. The doctor said he must wear the plaster for another 4 weeks, so LL is looking forward to a quiet time. SHe says she may get one of the local men to swop his bottles over while she has a little break.
All the gerls came round and we wheeled BM to a safe distance so we could talk about him. cloud9:
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lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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Sitting here giggling... lol: lol:
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Sitting here giggling... lol: lol:
Har bloody har I'm sure... cussing:
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happy100
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All nice and ready again, like angel1
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Hopefully she has had a wonderfully relaxing time like.... Thumbs:
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With no disasters? Nah noooo:
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With no disasters? Nah noooo:
Well, she has about a millionteen posts to catch up on..... rubschin:
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You could delete the last two weeks for her :thumbsup:
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You could delete the last two weeks for her :thumbsup:
Now that is a good idea! lol:
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Miss C would not be ill and the old Panjero would be fine, like :thumbsup:
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And Nick could pretend he never went all Gayer: and bought a breadmaker
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I refer the Hon. Gentleman to my new sig eveilgrin:
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Miss C would not be ill and the old Panjero would be fine, like :thumbsup:
rubschin:
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I refer the Hon. Gentleman to my new sig eveilgrin:
What you've put Quorn in your Breadmaker? noooo:
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Is she back yet ........and where did she go,,,,,, rubschin:
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today not just me but Mrs K and fousands of other peeps saw Miss Demeanour's underside access areas. And very brightly coloured they were too
Spose I should explain linky (http://www.heritageaviation.com/)
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today not just me but Mrs K and fousands of other peeps saw Miss Demeanour's underside access areas. And very brightly coloured they were too
Spose I should explain linky (http://www.heritageaviation.com/)
Glad you explained that Steve Shocked:
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Miss D is here! Party001:
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Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.
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Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.
Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:
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Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.
Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:
cussing: Golden Cup Balm. Thumbs:
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Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.
Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:
cussing: Golden Cup Balm. Thumbs:
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::)
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She's back tomorrow. Prolly eager to get the man in ::)
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horn:
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
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:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on :thumbsup:
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Thumbs: rubschin:
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Glad you had a great time.... Thumbs:
Some of us have been behaving..... angel1
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But not BM noooo:
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But not BM noooo:
angel1
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Good to have you back Miss D .... hope the brats results are what she wants Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on :thumbsup:
TMR is at home drinking beer
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:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on :thumbsup:
TMR is at home drinking beer
Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on :thumbsup:
TMR is at home drinking beer
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Flying Thomson...Swissport handle them. Be lucky to get your bags before Friday. ...
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Good to have you back Miss D .... hope the brats results are what she wants Thumbs:
What Boogie said.
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Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.
Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:
Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.
Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.
Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Good to have you back Miss D .... hope the brats results are what she wants Thumbs:
What Boogie said.
Wot they said. Welcome home btw .miss D.
Steve she looks terrific lucky you.
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Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.
Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:
cussing: Golden Cup Balm. Thumbs:
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Wankah: A bit like your turnips. noooo:
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Still waiting tunble:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Same ol, same ol then...? ::)
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Yep :thumbsup:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Those baggage handlers at Gatwick.... noooo:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Those baggage handlers at Gatwick.... noooo:
;D ;D
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
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drumroll:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
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Okay ... You surly expect no better from me it would have been boring if I had spelt ' itinerary ' Shrugs:
Wondered who would pick up on it first .... rubschin:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
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Or...
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rubschin:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
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Or...
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rubschin:
You were a bit slow lol: lol: lol:
BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore noooo:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
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Or...
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rubschin:
You were a bit slow lol: lol: lol:
BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore noooo:
I'm known for my slowness.... eyes:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
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Or...
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rubschin:
You were a bit slow lol: lol: lol:
BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore noooo:
I'm known for my slowness.... eyes:
Unlike Apey then eeek:
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Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)
Or...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)
rubschin:
You were a bit slow lol: lol: lol:
BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore noooo:
I'm known for my slowness.... eyes:
Unlike Apey then eeek:
evil:
-
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)
Or...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)
rubschin:
You were a bit slow lol: lol: lol:
BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore noooo:
I'm known for my slowness.... eyes:
Unlike Apey then eeek:
evil:
happy100 Baldy did tell you he had pills .... Thumbs:
-
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like noooo:
Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex eeek:
There was the lesbian advance eeek:
There were various drunken displays of embarrassment
There were confessions on the sun bed
Popcorn:
Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:
Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)
Or...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)
rubschin:
You were a bit slow lol: lol: lol:
BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore noooo:
I'm known for my slowness.... eyes:
Unlike Apey then eeek:
evil:
happy100 Baldy did tell you he had pills .... Thumbs:
....and quick acting jelly stuff. Thumbs: