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Title: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2009, 10:15:07 AM
Day 1; Arrived in Cyprus. Not scorchio in the slightest. BM turns up to meet me and insists on driving off road back to his house so I can admire his 'Pajero'. He insists on wearing a large hat at all times.

House is surrounded by angry goats. LL helps me in through a window (BM has painted door shut) and shows me to my quarters.

BM shows me where the cleaning materials are and suggest some 'aerobic mopping' before lunch.

He plans a cinema evening in honour of my arrival. Only 13 days to go  noooo:

Despite the frightful weather BM insists that we are going to swim this afternoon and suggests I don my bikini. He explains that he likes to take lots of photographs. His hobby apparently. He splashes around the pool happily, still wearing his hat.

Later on: BM has gone off to 'catch dinner'. He is doing his special goat and fig surprise apparently. Sound of swearing and bleating from outside.

Goat and fig surprise is just that. Surprising. After we have washed off the remnants of dinner we all cram into the 'cinema' for a showing of some kids' film. BM spends ages fiddling wtih his equipment and eventually has to fetch a large box of cables.

LL and I get pissed
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
 lol: lol: lol:







 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2009, 10:40:31 AM
Miss D arrived

Was met by BM's security staff  scared2:

Signed Official Secrets Act document

Was force drunk lots of red wine

No memories of holiday

No report
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2009, 10:44:50 AM
Miss D arrived

Was met by BM's security staff  scared2:

Signed Official Secrets Act document

Was force drunk lots of red wine

No memories of holiday

No report
Nonsense...  evil:

I'll have the report written for you when you arrive...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2009, 10:48:47 AM
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2009, 10:51:00 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2009, 11:28:13 AM
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!
redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2009, 11:49:00 AM
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!

Was this your experience  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2009, 11:51:29 AM
She can't recall. WHen she wasn't pissed she was drugged  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on February 04, 2009, 12:00:47 PM
She can't recall. WHen she wasn't pissed she was drugged  noooo:

As Nick says it is all rather hazy! My behaviour was rather erratic apparently once I had been picked up.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2009, 12:01:41 PM
Quote
My behaviour was rather erratic apparently once I had been picked up off the floor for the 19th time


 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2009, 12:12:35 PM
Decorating ideas for BM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/4397883/The-worlds-weirdest-hotels.html?image=7 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/4397883/The-worlds-weirdest-hotels.html?image=7)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/4397883/The-worlds-weirdest-hotels.html?image=9 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/4397883/The-worlds-weirdest-hotels.html?image=9)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2009, 04:32:37 PM
Day 2:

BM's hat blew off

Christ, it was like meeting Telly Savalas.

He claimed he had just been to the barber and had had a linguistic misunderstanding, but LL's eyebrows told a different story.

I have never had goat burgers for breakfast before. I never want them again either. Apparently he is economising more that usual at present. He has promised to take me 'off road' today (again). I am black and blue already, so I have suggested to LL that I just stayhere and relax.

BM has produced a list of things I can do around the house 'so I don't get bored'

He has also mentioned that this will help towards the 'discount on the bill'  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pirate on February 18, 2009, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=5554. msg124530#msg124530 date=1233744527
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!

For Miss D, or BM
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2009, 05:31:29 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=5554. msg124530#msg124530 date=1233744527
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!

For Miss D, or BM


 eeek:

I'm all out of the stuff   redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
Somerset busy, was it?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=5554. msg124530#msg124530 date=1233744527
Ready and waiting along with the rohypnol!

For Miss D, or BM


 eeek:

I'm all out of the stuff   redface:
Me too... I used the last lot on Wenchy....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
Somerset busy, was it?

Had to shut the  censored: cockerel up somehow  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 12:03:38 PM
Day 3:

Having covered the swimming, the 'cinema' , goats and off roading BM has now run out of ideas for things to do.  ::)

LL has suggested going shopping  cloud9: but after some tinkering outside BM has explained that the car won't start for some reason and that a part to make it goable will take 12 days to arrive. SO we are stuck.

The sun has peeped out from bhind the thick cloud cover and BM has rushed to set out poolside furniture and has suggested we all put our trunks on.

There is talk of visitors later for another BBq and BM is now out with a kitchen knife chasing after goats. Frightful noise.

I would even welcome some fish for a change  noooo:

We have to eat outside all the time because the kitchen is falling apart. BM tried to show me his chipper earlier and it fused all the power in the village.

The neighbours seem irate. Apparently it happens a lot
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 02:53:47 PM
Day 3:

Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like...  whistle:

The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...

I am on cloud nine like...

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 19, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Day 3:

Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like...  whistle:

The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...

I am on cloud nine like...

 cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Day 3:

Barman is perfect in every way... and has a big cinema like...  whistle:

The only annoying thing is that it takes him so long to dry his hair after we go swimming in his lovely clean (and remarkably goat free) pool every day...

I am on cloud nine like...

 cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 04:08:34 PM
Day 1.

Barman collected me from the airport. I really didn’t recognise him with his magnificent head of hair, tall muscular good looks and general air of sex appeal and desirability!

The tall, handsome beast opened the door of the immaculate Pajero for me like a proper gentleman like and I made myself comfortable while he loaded all the bags, boxes and crates into the capacious load space of his incredible vehicle…

On the way from the airport to the Villa Barman I was overwhelmed by his incredible knowledge and witty repartee throughout the entire twenty minute journey.

We arrived at Villa Barman and I was impressed by the general décor and particularly the excellent quality of the decorating. “Did you get professionals in to do all this painting like?” I asked and was astonished when Barman confessed to being the master decorator himself….

After aperitifs’ my memory is a little hazy although I do remember a guided tour of Barman’s amazing Cineplex, a multi-screen high tech cinema with luxurious seating for at least twenty…
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 04:09:45 PM
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2009, 04:15:28 PM
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 04:17:06 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 04:23:40 PM
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2009, 07:47:42 AM
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976

Can you get that film on Blu Ray   lol:

As for your travelblog BM - you should know better  noooo:

It at least looks as though I should have written it - in which case I would never include the word Master lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 08:16:19 AM
BM has lost the plot. Nurse.....!

No he's not ... he's nicked it from "Debbie Does Cyprus" ©1976

Can you get that film on Blu Ray   lol:

As for your travelblog BM - you should know better  noooo:

It at least looks as though I should have written it adn if that ws the case I would never include the word Master lol: lol: lol:

Bah!  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 11:35:42 AM
Day 4

BM is scampering about on the roof for some reason. He invited me up there to 'admire his dish' but I declined and LL agreed that it would not have been a good idea but to perhaps suggest that I might have a peek in a few days. "String him along, ' she said. 'That's what I do.'

Shopping is on again  cloud9: like, as one of LL's friends has offered to go with us for a girly day out. LL has purloined BM's wallet cunningly (it was locked up) and soon we are off. We have not told BM like who is still twiddling with some cables somewhere.

Report on shopping trip and ladies' lunch later
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
My precious wallet!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 11:41:41 AM
An heirloom no doubt, passed down unused from generation to generation
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 12:24:52 PM
Day 5

Pouring with rain again. As the shower is not working there was at least a chance to have a bit of a wash and LL and I ran around outside for a bit to try to keep warm while we had an alfresco shower. BM offered to get his hose out* but I siad it wouldn't be necessary. He seemed disappointed.

Wehave been inside playing some of BM's prodigious collection of board games  ::).

He is the first person I have ever met who cheats at Monopoly.

Anyhoo, LL sent him off on some fool's errand and we had some girly talk about men, hunky men, desirable neighbours and such. We dank quite a lot of vino too so that when BM returned we were shrieking and whooping something awful  razz:.

Bm has now slunk off to his batcave or whatver and LL has produced her collection of gerl's films which we are off to watch in the 'cinema'. With both of us in there there is no room for BM so we shall get some peace.

Spoke too soon. He is hammering something. LL says he does hammering when he is frustrated.  noooo:




















*a euphemism I fear
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2009, 12:49:06 PM
An heirloom no doubt, passed down unused from generation to generation

Containing moths that are just as old...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
Day 5

Blimey - I have made it to day 5 !!!!!!!!

Thats a result  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 03:00:19 PM
Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 03:01:11 PM
Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Kerriiisstttt.... how long is she staying for?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 03:02:23 PM
But on Day 10 you hide she mislays  her bikini
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 03:06:04 PM
Things take a turn for the worse on Day 8. Do you have a lifebelt?
Kerriiisstttt.... how long is she staying for?  Shrugs:

LL said it was fine  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 03:06:44 PM
But on Day 10 you hide she mislays  her burka
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 03:07:43 PM
Are you taking your boyfriend then?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 03:09:29 PM
Are you taking your boyfriend then?

No - he can't make  it   
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 05:31:41 PM
Are you taking your boyfriend then?

No - he can't make  it   

I have the same trouble.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 06:14:16 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 07:41:28 PM
Mrs Nick is off to Libya once more. Miss Di has has agreed will agree to come over here and give me a hand while I am tragicaly alone  sad24:

Miss D needs some time away from the horrors of her life. She is coming here to share mine
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pastis on February 26, 2009, 07:53:42 PM
Are Miss Di and Miss D one and the same?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
 Shrugs: In Nick World all things are impossible to fathom.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 08:00:00 PM
Mrs Nick is off to Libya once more. Miss Di has has agreed will agree to come over here and give me a hand while I am tragicaly alone  sad24:

Miss D needs some time away from the horrors of her life. She is coming here to share mine
eeek:
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Or did you mean "shave mine"?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 08:05:03 PM
Are Miss Di and Miss D one and the same?  eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

That's a no in case I'd been too subtle  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 08:08:09 PM
Are Miss Di and Miss D one and the same?  eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

That's a no in case I'd been too subtle  lol:

Well that's a relief!  confused:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 08:10:51 PM
I'm still recovering from the shock  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 09:04:46 PM
She is on the 4.10 to Runcorn!  cloud9:

I have marigolds and everything
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:09:49 PM
Is English your 1st language ???
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 09:50:04 PM
I have many tongues
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2009, 07:42:20 AM
I have many tongues

 eeek:

Thats an image I need before breakfast  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 10:54:10 AM
I have many tongues

All of them forked.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
 eeek:

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Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Just One More on February 27, 2009, 09:08:38 PM
 sick2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5VsUHhGkxk
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2009, 09:14:45 PM
I have many tongues

All of them forked.

Truly forked. Almost irrevocably forked.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 28, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
 rubschin: Interesting deviations come to mind  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2009, 12:53:40 PM
rubschin: Interesting deviations come to mind. . .

. . .every few minutes.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 01:29:20 PM
Day 6 (will this never end?  ::))

LL and I had planned another nice day of girly activities with some of her girly friends, shopping, drinking in nice bars, pampering sort of stuff in general. When BM heard about this and that he would be left on his own with chores to do he got all upset, and a bit pink, and asked if he could come along. He looked so pathetic that we said he could as long as he behaved.

What a mistake  noooo: LL took us round some of her fave shops looking at bags, strappy sandals, nice hats and stuff like that whilst BM trailed behind looking anguished, especially when asked for money ( eveilgrin:) and asking if it was time to go home yet every five minutes. LL gave him several of her best scarey looks, but he kept whimpering. We told him to go off and meet us later, but he seemed reluctant to be left out. I think he just wanted to make sure we weren't spending too much.

In the end we gave him the slip and set off for a lovely place for  a boozy lunch and a chance to compare purchases. Then he started calling, so LL turned her phone off. We saw him running up and down the road tearing at his hair skin but we kept out of sight. After 4 hours LL called him and said we had gone home (we hadn't).

Evidently he got back and realised he had been tricked. LL spent a fortune  ;D I think he is tiring of being outnumbered. When we did get back he was downstairs watching Die Hard on his big TV and yelling ' Go Bruce, shoot them all'.

Poor dear, I imagine he finds it therapeutic  noooo:

Anyhoo, LL and I have invited the girls round tonight for more chat and wine and stuff and we are making quiche and things we like (I never wish to see or eat another goat). More later
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:34:04 PM
Day 47:

Will she never go home...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:37:19 PM
Day 47:

Will she never go home? I am now living in a kennel  noooo:

BM spent the evening watching all the Die Hard series (something he won't do  eveilgrin:) and playing with a toy gun in sympathy with Bruce  noooo:

We girls had a lovely gossip. Time for bed.

Tomorrow LL is making BM clear the dead goats from the pool so we can swim and relax while he takes the corpses to a kebab outlet she knows about 100 miles away  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
Day 47:

Will she never go home...?  noooo:

Apparently Growler's coming to rescue me  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
He has a nice swamp. It's a very nice swamp. Really. And he could bring you here for some CAKE
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 03:40:10 PM
You really don't want any more unwelcome guests Nicholas  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 03:43:14 PM
With your famous bikini you are always welcome here. And we could have fun putting frocks and stuff on Growler
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 03:46:03 PM
With your famous bikini you are always welcome here. And we could have fun putting frocks and stuff on Growler

 noooo:

This famous fictious bikini that only exists in your mind sweety

As for dressing up Growler  -  are you stark raving mad - oh yes of course - however I like my limbs attached to my torso thanks  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 08:55:59 PM
Day 7

A total disaster  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 01:16:25 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2009, 01:34:02 PM
Day 7

A total disaster  noooo:

BM made us help him load the goat corpses into a truck ( sick2:) Naturally, it poured with rain throughout. Afterhe had set off for KebabsR'Us LL and I both needed a shower. The blasted thing just fell apart and spewed rust water. We had to walk down the road int eh rain to borrow another shower  noooo:

Then BM called to say he had done a deal for the goat corpses and had been given, in a barter exchange, a BARREL (!) of chilli suace and a second hand 'projector'. LL went ballistic, which was quite impressive to watch. I could hear BM at the other end of the phone sort of burbling and squeaking. He drove home very very slowly.

LL said that the projector was bound to be duff and WTF did they want with 28 gallons of chilli sauce?  noooo:

When he got back LL gave him the big freezio and he disappeared to install the new projector. He fused all the lights  noooo:

LL says that this is quite normal when he is doing DIY stuff, but that didn't make her any less enraged.  scared2:

¬We wnt out, leaving BM to get the power back on. When we got back he had been at the home brew to console himself and was unconscious  noooo:

LL poured some chilli sauce into his mouth which quickly revived him  eveilgrin:

He has been sent to the spare room whilst we get a takeaway.

He is a very naughty boy.  noooo:




Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 03:09:58 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Landlady on March 09, 2009, 11:48:37 AM
With BM away and having less than normal distractions  ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all  razz:

 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 11:50:50 AM
With BM away and having less than normal distractions  ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all  razz:

 



Helloooooooooooooow LL. Nice to see you




Errrr ...... about that little accident on the patio, I can't think what came over me  redface: but I'm hoping the goats will eat it.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Landlady on March 09, 2009, 11:56:57 AM
With BM away and having less than normal distractions  ;) I have attempted to 'catch up' on pub gossip - Having read this thread in its entirety I have to say you lot are totally bonkers... amusing but utterly and totally bonkers... but perhaps that's why I love you all  razz:

 



Helloooooooooooooow LL. Nice to see you




Errrr ...... about that little accident on the patio, I can't think what came over me  redface: but I'm hoping the goats will eat it.

Hello little furry pet  whistle:

Have hosed down the patio so evidence is there no more ... nuff said  ;D

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 12:28:00 PM
Thanks ~ I'll lick your toes later.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:03:51 PM
 sick2:

Have you seen where he's been licking...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 08:16:34 PM
We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information  ;)

Not good then eh ~????
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:33:35 PM
We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information  ;)

Not good then eh ~????
Imagine the worst thing you can imagine... it's worserer than that...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 08:37:09 PM
LL likes it anyway  razz:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 08:37:14 PM
Kerwl  8)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 12:04:36 PM
Day 8:

LL has taken charge!

A MAN was called and arrived promptly to reassemble the shower. He was rather nice, we agreed.  eyes:

'What cowboy fitted this?' he enquired. Much tutting and head shaking  noooo:

'My husband does his best at DIY, but is not much good at it.'

Man shakes head  noooo:

BM sort of slunk off to do something outside.

WHile nice man was fixing the whole thing ('I shall have to start from scratch. I charge by the hour of part thereof'') LL and I made some coffee. SHe said that BM would pay cash to the Man later  eveilgrin:

It being nice weather for once we thought we would have a swim. My bikini is missing  evil:. It was on the line last night, so LL called BM on his little phone. 'I think the goats ate it,' he claimed. 'My trunks have gone too' (least said about those the better) 'We shall have to go au naturel'

LL and I agreed we would have to go out to buy a new one and do some other shopping too while we were at it. And have lunch out while BM payed the Man. And did some hoovering. And washed up.

Off out to lunch now. More later if I have time

We called a cab. Hunky driver  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 01:06:55 PM
Continued;

Fab time out. Hunky driver took us to a nice place and siad he would behappy to pick us up later  eyes:

Lovely lunch (no goat)  cloud9: and then some intense shopping (on BM's card  eveilgrin:) and the Greg Peck lookalike picked us up and took us for a spin.

When we got back the Man had fixed the shower and BM was in his penance pinny point:

He was sweating, but the place is all tidy.

LL and I sent him off to do some food shopping (we had been too busy, like) while we went for a loverly swim, like.

LL says she has more girls round tonight and that BM will have to wait on us all hand and foot. She has made him a sandwich.

I am starting to enjoy this
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2009, 01:13:51 PM
 rubschin: This is beginning to sound like a femdom fantasy Nick.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 01:15:33 PM
The gerls are having a nice time!!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2009, 09:51:14 AM
Day 9:

LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit  eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.

BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe.  cloud9:

And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.

BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films  point:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 09:55:44 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2009, 10:46:11 AM
We have not been privvy to such 'inside' information  ;)

Not good then eh ~????
Imagine the worst thing you can imagine... it's worserer than that...  noooo:

He's been licking up your homebrew?  eeek:



 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 05:22:04 PM
Day 9:
LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit  eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.
BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe.  cloud9:
And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.
BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films  point:

How many Die Hard films were made  eeek:

Bit worried about the sun only appearing on Day 9 though  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 05:27:47 PM
Day 9:
LL and I are planning a very lazy day. The sun has finally appeared so sunbathing and stuff by the pool. She has made BM chase all the goats away (and clear up the goat poo). Lunch is being delivered later (by hunky taxi man) who may join us for a bit  eyes:. We are hoping he brings his trunks.
BM? He has gone off to werk (allegedly) for the day, so we are safe.  cloud9:
And tonight LL and I have a gerls' night out with some off LL's gerly mates.
BM will stay at home with his toy gun and watch more Die Hard films  point:

How many Die Hard films were made  eeek:

Bit worried about the sun only appearing on Day 9 though  evil:
Well I think you've got off bloody lightly!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 06:04:29 PM
Oh dear - has your patience run out - don't worry I'll be gone shortly  8)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2009, 06:16:37 PM
Its taken you 9 days to send BM over the edge? You are losing your touch Miss D.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 06:19:39 PM
I am on holiday you know  8)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2009, 06:21:59 PM
Yes but didnt we all tell you in advance that if you wind Old Baldy up enough he is amusing to watch?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:02:02 PM
I am neither baldy nor amusing....  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2009, 07:03:41 PM
I am neither baldy nor amusing....  evil:

No of course not. Who would suggest such a thing?
















 char048
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
I am neither baldy nor amusing....  evil:

Sounds like I'm going to have a great time  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2009, 07:23:12 PM
He is terribly bald and most unamusing. Luckily for you LL is a lovely entertaining lady.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
He is terribly bald and most unamusing. Luckily for you LL is a lovely entertaining lady.
evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 07:36:41 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:

Has Miss D met Olga?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:37:24 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:

Has Miss D met Olga?  rubschin:
She is still here so I suspect not...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:38:48 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:

Has Miss D met Olga?  rubschin:

 Shrugs:

Should I ???
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:39:36 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:

Has Miss D met Olga?  rubschin:

 Shrugs:

Should I ???
noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 07:42:30 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:

Has Miss D met Olga?  rubschin:

 Shrugs:

Should I ???

If you've a spare hour, or can't sleep, have a rummage through the old posts. They're in the back corner of the cellar next to BM's hop stash.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
You can always rely on the girls  cloud9:

Has Miss D met Olga?  rubschin:

 Shrugs:

Should I ???

If you've a spare hour, or can't sleep, have a rummage through the old posts. They're in the back corner of the cellar next to BM's hop stash.
On top of my bongo mags like...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:45:15 PM
Not the cellar please  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2009, 07:52:05 PM
 char062
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2009, 07:57:29 PM
Not the cellar please  scared2:

I only ever go down there in my hazmat suit.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:58:15 PM
char062

If thats the only creepy thing in there that will be a relief  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2009, 08:02:29 PM
Oh much worse ~ we keep all sorts of creepy things down there.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:03:24 PM
Oh much worse ~ we keep all sorts of creepy things down there.
My bongo mags for starters....  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2009, 08:37:48 PM
Next instalment on the way  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:39:07 PM
Next instalment on the way  eveilgrin:
doh:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 08:40:06 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Next instalment on the way  eveilgrin:

Incorporating mud wrestling in the ...

Quote
fifty thousand litre pit of slime
   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2009, 11:56:31 PM
 eeek: Nick is ordering Baldy's 'bongo' mags....

Ye gods, there's no telling what BM is going to find in his letterbox

Be afraid, be very afraid whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 04:10:47 PM
Day 10

Astonishing developments!!  eeek:

More later. The BBC or someone should have sent a video crew on this holiday. Talk about Fawlty Towers  noooo:

BM is such a bad bad boy
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 04:16:59 PM
 eeek:


 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 04:19:49 PM
When I have time.

OK?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 04:20:55 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 04:48:49 PM
WELL!

We got up early because of the goat noise. BM was busy in the dungeon cellar with his cables and 'up to something' according to LL, when suddenly the....

Oh, sorry, have to go.

Will carry on later
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2009, 05:22:09 PM
. . . carry on later

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Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:26:13 PM
Oh no.......bound to be something about a bikini now  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:37:24 PM
Have you not heard that all sunbathing chez BM is au naturel?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:42:37 PM
He has to use Factor 50 on his head!!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 05:47:54 PM
Have you not heard that all sunbathing chez BM is au naturel?  eeek:

 eeek:

I don't think I will be seeing a lot of sunlight  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 05:54:18 PM
Not in the dungeon, no  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 05:59:39 PM
Have you not heard that all sunbathing chez BM is au naturel?  eeek:

 eeek:

I don't think I will be seeing a lot of sunlight  noooo:

BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
He spends too much time in his cinema  noooo:























 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 06:04:07 PM
BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.

Does he have sharp pointed teeth and a cape  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
He has a posing pouch (gold)  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 06:06:55 PM
You sure it's not rust coloured  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:07:53 PM
No. He sews on the sequins. It keeps him occupied, like
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 06:13:57 PM
You're liking the word LIKE at the moment like aren't you ???
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:14:39 PM
Growler taught it to me, like  noooo:

It's catching.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 06:16:38 PM
BM certainly doesn't, he is rather pale for one that lives in such a warm climate.

Does he have sharp pointed teeth and a cape  scared2:

He likes to be called Edward at weekends.





(You have a teenage daughter so I assume you will get that reference. If not  redface: )
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:17:25 PM
SHe ought to pack a big magnet, like
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 06:17:46 PM
I understand Wenchy  lol:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:18:08 PM
No one else does  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 06:18:19 PM
SHe ought to pack a big magnet, like

To wipe his hard drive with  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
Floppy  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 15, 2009, 06:20:08 PM
No. He sews on the sequins. It keeps him occupied, like

They are to divert attention from the balding bonce.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
He has disco lights for head and pouch. I hear the effect is quite spectacular when he rotates.

Full effect requires Vaseline too  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 06:24:49 PM
Poor LL  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 06:26:07 PM
She suffers a great deal  noooo:

But they have nice taxi drivers and stuff. It must be very hard for her
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 09:07:12 AM
I am listening you know!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 11:58:36 AM
Of course we know oh shiny one, it wouldnt be as much fun otherwise  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 12:43:50 PM
The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D  ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47  angry041:

So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter  Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely  whistle:''

Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc

Nerr mind eh  sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us  eyes:

 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 12:45:19 PM
 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do I still need the waitress uniform LL ?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 12:46:19 PM
French Maid?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 12:48:39 PM
Will that at least divert you from bikini's  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 12:49:06 PM
The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D  ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47  angry041:

So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter  Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely  whistle:''

Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc  Nerr mind eh  sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us  eyes:

You have access to 'time warp pressies' LL ,how when why and where, I think we should be told!

 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:49:22 PM
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do I still need the waitress uniform LL ?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
Just keep your eyes on the road whilst LL and I swig collapso in the back seat and try to knock your chauffeurs hat off  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 12:57:07 PM
 evil:

I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:00:39 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:02:04 PM
shutup:
ooops!  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:04:25 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 01:10:19 PM
evil:

I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:

Hey who cares what Baldy thinks  noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Landlady on March 16, 2009, 01:11:42 PM
The suprise 60th birthday I was supposed to be arranging here on 6th May (with the help of the lovely Miss. D  ;D) has moved venue because despite telling the husband of the birthday girl that I could cope with guest numbers up to 30 he gave me an invite list that contained 47  angry041:

So then he asked me to look for alternative venues in the village - which I have been doing all last week and gave him 'reasonable' costings earlier this morning - he has just called back to say HE has now found a venue in Paphos (20 Min's from here) that seems suitable and what did I think (splutter splutter  Banghead ) so I of course said ''sounds lovely  whistle:''

Still leaving it all to me to arrange co-ordination of guests, arrival, contributions to birthday girls pressie, buy and warp pressie etc etc  Nerr mind eh  sad24: at least we (Miss D and I) don't have to do any cooking or washing up and we (Miss D and I) can get bladdered and sing all the way home whilst a sober BaldyMort drives us  eyes:

You have access to 'time warp pressies' LL ,how when why and where, I think we should be told!

 

 redface: Bit stressed at present so not surprising didn't get my present definition correct  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:13:58 PM
evil:

I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:

Hey who cares what Baldy thinks  noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit  cloud9:

We are all looking forward to it  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:18:26 PM
evil:

I'm really looking forward to you coming...  noooo:

Hey who cares what Baldy thinks  noooo: I'm REALLY looking forward to your visit  cloud9:

We are all looking forward to it  Popcorn:
What could go wrong eh...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:19:57 PM
Nowt - I do not cause mayhem or mischief wherever I go unlike other members of the pub  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:38:16 PM
 char048
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:38:51 PM
Have you evidence to the contrary - I think not  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:40:58 PM
I shall increase the cover on our home insurance...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:42:10 PM
Can you get insurance, like?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:43:17 PM
I shall increase the cover on our home insurance...  whistle:

You will also find that in my contract I have a clause stipulating no pictures - I am very wary of being the next subject on the Random Image Thread  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:44:27 PM
Can you get insurance, like?
I can... It is Miss D coming visiting remember - not you!  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:45:02 PM
I shall increase the cover on our home insurance...  whistle:

You will also find that in my contract I have a clause stipulating no pictures - I am very wary of being the next subject on the Random Image Thread  scared2:
Except private pictures - not for publication like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:49:04 PM
Exactly  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:50:04 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
I'll write the clauses!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 01:51:32 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"

That means no pictures at all, then  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:52:22 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"

That means no pictures at all, then  noooo:
whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 01:53:07 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
I'll write the clauses!  evil:


I thought I caught the essence of your contracts perfectly too  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 01:54:12 PM
You have a much nicer way about you  happy100
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 02:18:50 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"
I'll write the clauses!  evil:

Is that so you can 'forget' to include video footage so you can have something to watch in the minima after Miss D has gone back home.  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 02:32:57 PM
Clause 1599/89/7(b) ~ "No pictures to be taken of Miss D or part thereof whilst she is bladdered"


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Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:33:47 PM
'Does my bum look big out of this?'
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
'Does my bum look big out of this?'

 eeek: No, but is that really your bum...I think not, cross dressing does not become you IMHO noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2009, 04:21:19 PM
'Does my bum look big out of this?'

 eeek: No, but is that really your bum...I think not, cross dressing does not become you IMHO noooo:

I suspect that is how he sees his bum Miss C. As for the cross dressing is concerned, with Nick anything is possible.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:21:59 PM
It is Growler who is cross
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 12:44:58 PM
Days 10-12

This is a fiasco.  angry041:

So first, right, BM proposes a cocktail party. Fancy dress!! WTF have I got with me?  LL explains that he simply wants to show off his Tarzan costume  ::) and that we can ignore the rest. He tries to make cocktails. Mess. Big mess. She sends him out shopping and gets on the phone. The gerls arrive with nice food and stuff and tons of wine, like, and we get stuck in.

Baldy gets back and gets all cross and then disappears to get dressed up, or whatever, and then reappears sort of yodelling with a big piece of rope. What the F is that about.

We all ingore him as he shows of his front crawl ( sick2:) in the pool, like.

Get pissed and go to bed.

Next morning

What a mess. BM passed out on the patio (LL left him there) and pool full of goats again. LL, pissed off. switches on the Breadmaker and drops it in the pool. Dead goats!! Result!

Dead breadmaker too!! Better result. LL says she learnt the trick from one of BM's many Bond films  eveilgrin:

She says if he had been in there whe would not have hesitated, since the wills are all done, like  eveilgrin:

BM revives, has chilli sauce inserted and is sent off, again, with dead goats, to Kebabs'R'Us for the day. Told to get cash not barter or lucky beans and suchlike.

LL and  I clean pool and have nice swim with some collapso for refreshment.

Get pissed and break the 'cinema' (by accident, like)

Day 12 now (I think)

BM did not dare come back but stayed with 'friends' and went on to do some werk.

LL gets call. 'NOt again!!!!!'

He fell off the roof.

She thinks it's attention seeking and just said, 'Put him in plaster!! Allover, if necessary.'  scared2:

Later BM is delivered on a flat bed truck. He looks like a mummy. All plaster with one tube in and one tube out. LL is told to swop them every 6 hours.

We paint some pics on his plaster,like. In pink. BM squeaks, so we know he is alive.

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 12:50:48 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 01:19:43 PM
I'm thinking I should have left the country by now and let LL and BM get back to their tranquil lives .

Poor sods  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 01:43:06 PM
Regrettably, BM has friends at the airport. YOu have to stay an extra week  noooo:

He has gone to bikinisonline.com (http://bikinisonline.com)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 24, 2009, 02:14:14 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 02:17:12 PM
Regrettably, BM has friends at the airport. YOu have to stay an extra week  noooo:

He has gone to bikinisonline.com (http://bikinisonline.com)


Ok Nick - do you want to help me pack - I shall take pictures of the 'options' and you can choose which ones to take.  lol:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 02:18:27 PM
Regrettably, BM has friends at the airport. YOu have to stay an extra week  noooo:

He has gone to bikinisonline.com (http://bikinisonline.com)


Ok Nick - do you want to help me pack - I shall take pictures of the 'options' and you can choose which ones to take.  lol:


I feel The All New Miss Demeanor's What Shall I Pack Thread coming on...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2009, 08:03:41 AM
Day 13

The ordeal is nearly over.

LL and I thought we would go out for the day, but she said we couldn't leave BM as he had no one to swop his drip and rdrain bottles over, so we loaded him onto the roof rack. He was yelping all the way into town, so we turned up the radio. It was pointless trying to take him shopping (we would have needed a trolley) so we left the car in the shade and gave him a flare gun in case of emergencies.

We were happily checking out a nice bag shop when we saw a red flare go off overhead. For heaven's sake, we had only left him for about 10 minutes  noooo:

We sauntered back and found he was covered in pigeons or somesuch. And pigeon poo. They must have thought he was a new statue. Several of the lcoals asked who the statue was of, but ti was too hard to explain and we just said that our 'friend' had a rash and this was a new homoe homeo magic treatment.

After lunch (no fish, no goat  cloud9:) we decided to go home for a swim. BM was a bit hot, so we placed him on a LiLo and launched him into the pool. The plaster was too heavy and he sank  noooo:

LL and I managed to haul him out and placed him on a sun lounger to dry out. We poured some Bishop's Finger into his mouth hole and he sort of gurgled. LL then noticed there was no wee outlet, but we are not using my axe to make one, so he will have to manage. Though on second thoughts, it could be entertaining.

Tried to pack, but with so much shopping I will need an extra suitcase, so back out to the shops tomorrow.

BBQ this evening. BM was fed up with his drip, so we poked bits of sausage into him and he gave happy(ish) squeaks. The doctor said he must wear the plaster for another 4 weeks, so LL is looking forward to a quiet time. SHe says she may get one of the local men to swop his bottles over while she has a little break.

All the gerls came round and we wheeled BM to a safe distance so we could talk about him.  cloud9:



Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2009, 08:22:02 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 08:26:38 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 01, 2009, 09:12:04 AM
Sitting here giggling... lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 09:13:35 AM
Sitting here giggling... lol: lol:
Har bloody har I'm sure...  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 01, 2009, 09:19:18 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 09:37:26 AM
All nice and ready again, like  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 09:39:48 AM
Hopefully she has had a wonderfully relaxing time like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 09:40:56 AM
With no disasters?  Nah  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 09:48:53 AM
With no disasters?  Nah  noooo:

Well, she has about a millionteen posts to catch up on.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 09:50:46 AM
You could delete the last two weeks for her  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 10:14:44 AM
You could delete the last two weeks for her  :thumbsup:

Now that is a good idea!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 10:16:45 AM
Miss C would not be ill and the old Panjero would be fine, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2013, 10:18:45 AM
And Nick could pretend he never went all  Gayer: and bought a breadmaker
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2013, 10:19:27 AM
I refer the Hon. Gentleman to my new sig  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 10:42:02 AM
Miss C would not be ill and the old Panjero would be fine, like  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2013, 10:58:43 AM
I refer the Hon. Gentleman to my new sig  eveilgrin:
What you've put Quorn in your Breadmaker?    noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 02:50:03 PM
Is she back yet ........and where did she go,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2013, 07:31:49 PM
today not just me but Mrs K and fousands of other peeps saw Miss Demeanour's underside access areas.  And very brightly coloured they were too




Spose I should explain  linky (http://www.heritageaviation.com/)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 07:59:14 PM
today not just me but Mrs K and fousands of other peeps saw Miss Demeanour's underside access areas.  And very brightly coloured they were too




Spose I should explain  linky (http://www.heritageaviation.com/)

Glad you explained that Steve  Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 09:01:35 PM
Miss D is here! Party001:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2013, 09:40:05 PM
Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2013, 11:15:56 PM
Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.

Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 09:16:58 AM
Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.

Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:

 cussing: Golden Cup Balm.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2013, 10:15:25 AM
Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.

Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:

 cussing: Golden Cup Balm.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_K-33hXu9rCk%2FTPAffHOYZII%2FAAAAAAAAAbU%2Fh-ej5giCXIQ%2Fs640%2FElixirBox.jpg&hash=e1ab941276d85230fbd3fe93f2e0d874ae144358)

 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2013, 01:59:55 PM
She's back tomorrow. Prolly eager to get the man in  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 02:02:01 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2013, 05:47:23 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2013, 05:49:35 PM
 :thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:53:55 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves

 Thumbs:    rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 06:45:40 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves

Glad you had a great time....  Thumbs:

Some of us have been behaving.....  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2013, 06:46:21 PM
But not BM  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 06:47:29 PM
But not BM  noooo:

 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 06:50:25 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves

Good to have you back Miss D .... hope the brats results are what she wants  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 21, 2013, 07:06:56 PM
:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on  :thumbsup:

TMR is at home drinking beer
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 07:08:29 PM
:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on  :thumbsup:

TMR is at home drinking beer

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 07:08:41 PM
:thumbsup:TMR has got his stomping boots on  :thumbsup:

TMR is at home drinking beer

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 21, 2013, 07:11:26 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves

Flying Thomson...Swissport handle them. Be lucky to get your bags before Friday. ...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2013, 07:18:59 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves

Good to have you back Miss D .... hope the brats results are what she wants  Thumbs:
What Boogie said. 

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2013, 10:12:41 PM
Still in Mallorca waiting to get coach to airport later on tonight.

Flight gets into Gatwick at 2.35 am . eeek:

Get home and the Brat has to be at school for 9 am to get her GCSE results.

Hols has been good. Tales will be told. But t'internet connection here is well ropey.

Hope you have all been behaving yourselves

Good to have you back Miss D .... hope the brats results are what she wants  Thumbs:
What Boogie said.

Wot they said. Welcome home btw .miss D.


Steve she looks terrific lucky you.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:34:01 PM
Miss D is here! Party001:
Unpacking and applying balm to her sore bits I expect.

Tiger balm ............... Thumbs:

 cussing: Golden Cup Balm.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_K-33hXu9rCk%2FTPAffHOYZII%2FAAAAAAAAAbU%2Fh-ej5giCXIQ%2Fs640%2FElixirBox.jpg&hash=e1ab941276d85230fbd3fe93f2e0d874ae144358)

 ::)

 Wankah: A bit like your turnips.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2013, 09:51:48 AM
Still waiting  tunble:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 23, 2013, 10:27:36 AM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2013, 10:29:31 AM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

Same ol, same ol then...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 23, 2013, 10:30:39 AM
Yep  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2013, 10:32:47 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2013, 10:57:16 AM
Popcorn:
Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2013, 11:27:13 AM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

Those baggage handlers at Gatwick....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2013, 12:35:05 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

Those baggage handlers at Gatwick....  noooo:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 03:14:31 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2013, 03:24:35 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2013, 03:33:45 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 03:38:04 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Okay ... You surly expect no better from me it would have been boring if I had spelt ' itinerary '  Shrugs:
Wondered who would pick up on it first  ....  rubschin:







Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2013, 03:39:11 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 03:43:25 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)

 rubschin:

You were a bit slow   lol: lol: lol:

BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2013, 03:53:22 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)

 rubschin:

You were a bit slow   lol: lol: lol:

BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore  noooo:

I'm known for my slowness....  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 03:55:17 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

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 rubschin:

You were a bit slow   lol: lol: lol:

BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore  noooo:

I'm known for my slowness....  eyes:

Unlike Apey then   eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 09:08:06 AM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

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 rubschin:

You were a bit slow   lol: lol: lol:

BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore  noooo:

I'm known for my slowness....  eyes:

Unlike Apey then   eeek:

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 10:51:10 AM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)

 rubschin:

You were a bit slow   lol: lol: lol:

BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore  noooo:

I'm known for my slowness....  eyes:

Unlike Apey then   eeek:

 evil:

 happy100  Baldy did tell you he had pills ....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D holiday report thread
Post by: Baldy on August 24, 2013, 11:45:14 PM
Sorry ....am having to do some actual werk like what I am paid to do like  noooo:

Well there was the incident of an offering of group sex  eeek:

There was the lesbian advance  eeek:

There were various drunken displays of embarrassment

There were confessions on the sun bed

 Popcorn:

Sounds like my kind of holiday Miss D .... Thumbs:

Please PM details of package I am looking for a holiday that entails that sort of antennary ... ;)

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F9%2F9d%2FBeetle_with_antler_like_antennae_%28pyrochroidae%253F%29.jpg&hash=e09cb936a4cb926fba93acf75beb3d11e4c08709)

Or...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rogerwendell.com%2Fimages%2Fantennas%2Fantenna_art_loch_lommand_scotland_10-11-2006.jpg&hash=ce16b1e95548e3fe033e3afe2e7be937b5bea525)

 rubschin:

You were a bit slow   lol: lol: lol:

BTW that shite they call art is about 10 miles from my mum's ... friggin eyesore  noooo:

I'm known for my slowness....  eyes:

Unlike Apey then   eeek:

 evil:

 happy100  Baldy did tell you he had pills ....  Thumbs:

....and quick acting jelly stuff.  Thumbs: