Hey can we have a party !!!!noooo:
BM I hope you are all prepared like - no last minute shopping that just will not do noooo:
I am sure LL has been astute enough to drop hints that the perceptive and emotionally aware BM will have picked up on lol:noooo:
I'll give you a clue - I don't think she wants a new projector !!!!!!A new projector you say...? rubschin:
Not good enough BM noooo:
You are of course pulling our chain and you will have really planned an amazing day for your lovely lady - won't you rubschin:
Not good enough BM noooo:Of course I have... I'm just kidding about! lol:
You are of course pulling our chain and you will have really planned an amazing day for your lovely lady - won't you rubschin:
In what way Shrugs:
lol: lol: lol:Go on then... whistle:
It's not that difficult though - honestly noooo:
Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
You don't get let off that easy ......you just have to go back over your memory cells and remember when LL said she liked something or wanted something over the past year. You will have of course secretly stored this away for such occasions and there should be plenty of references in there. Then surprise her by remembering ::)::)
You've bought it already anyway lol:As in 'bought the farm' only I fear... noooo:
You've bought it already anyway lol:
Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
You've bought it already anyway lol:
I think it's your eternal optimism that I admire most. Even when you know there is no hope you keep trying. noooo:
. . .remember when LL said she liked something or wanted something over the past year.
eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
LL will not be impressed if she receives a present that has been recommended by any of us reprobates noooo:It worked once... whistle:
LL will not be impressed if she receives a present that has been recommended by any of us reprobates noooo:It worked once... whistle:
In recent times Mrs S#2 has expressed pleassure at being given:A pearl necklace eh...? rubschin:
Earings (Gold with small rubies)
A Necklace (Gold with freshwater pearls)
Three cardigans (because I couldn't decide which she would like best ~ she wears them all but not at the same time)
A Leather Handbag
An Ankle Chain (Gold with a small charm attached)
Silver charms (assorted) for her charm braclet originally bought by her parents for her 21st
A Sewing Machine
The obligatory Champagne and Chocs of course.
Like Miss D says ~ It's not hard to find something.
Aren't you supposed to reveal all on your other thread on Wednesday ????He's forgotten already.... noooo:
I am sure LL has been astute enough to drop hints that the perceptive and emotionally aware BM will have picked up on lol:Bloody 'eck Miss D, this perceptive and emotionally aware stuff, is it sort of obligatory and if so can I get it on eBay?
I am sure LL has been astute enough to drop hints that the perceptive and emotionally aware BM will have picked up on lol:Bloody 'eck Miss D, this perceptive and emotionally aware stuff, is it sort of obligatory and if so can I get it on eBay?
Know a lot about earrings then Snoopy?eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
Nah ~ A nice pair of earings need not cost the earth. £100 should see you with more brownie points than even you could use up in a week.
I am far to old for all that romance nonsense anyway noooo:I am sure LL has been astute enough to drop hints that the perceptive and emotionally aware BM will have picked up on lol:Bloody 'eck Miss D, this perceptive and emotionally aware stuff, is it sort of obligatory and if so can I get it on eBay?
No GOS it takes some considerable endurance training - but it's never too late to learn lol:
Old dogs... new tricks... noooo:I am sure LL has been astute enough to drop hints that the perceptive and emotionally aware BM will have picked up on lol:Bloody 'eck Miss D, this perceptive and emotionally aware stuff, is it sort of obligatory and if so can I get it on eBay?
No GOS it takes some considerable endurance training - but it's never too late to learn lol:
So true, I have been jumping through hoops for 40 years, time for a rest I thinkI find the hoops are getting smaller... noooo:
Know a lot about earrings then Snoopy?eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
Nah ~ A nice pair of earings need not cost the earth. £100 should see you with more brownie points than even you could use up in a week.
Then Gerald fucked it all up with his news conference! point:Know a lot about earrings then Snoopy?eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
Nah ~ A nice pair of earings need not cost the earth. £100 should see you with more brownie points than even you could use up in a week.
At one time in my chequered career I managed a branch of a well know High Street Jewellers (Dec '69 to Oct '71)
Then Gerald fucked it all up with his news conference! point:Know a lot about earrings then Snoopy?eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
Nah ~ A nice pair of earings need not cost the earth. £100 should see you with more brownie points than even you could use up in a week.
At one time in my chequered career I managed a branch of a well know High Street Jewellers (Dec '69 to Oct '71)
Then Gerald fucked it all up with his news conference! point:Know a lot about earrings then Snoopy?eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
Nah ~ A nice pair of earings need not cost the earth. £100 should see you with more brownie points than even you could use up in a week.
At one time in my chequered career I managed a branch of a well know High Street Jewellers (Dec '69 to Oct '71)
Not Ratners. noooo:
F Hinds (Southampton Branch)
Then Gerald fucked it all up with his news conference! point:Know a lot about earrings then Snoopy?eeek:Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Are you completely mad? whacky115
They cost more than Nick's rug.... noooo:
Nah ~ A nice pair of earings need not cost the earth. £100 should see you with more brownie points than even you could use up in a week.
At one time in my chequered career I managed a branch of a well know High Street Jewellers (Dec '69 to Oct '71)
Not Ratners. noooo:
F Hinds (Southampton Branch)
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4That doesn't look anything like me! noooo:
Here's an idea!! A mini BM!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html)
4That doesn't look anything like me! noooo:
Here's an idea!! A mini BM!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1137747/Mini-Me-The-robot-doll-looks-sounds-just-like-you.html)
They are evil - why on earth would anyone want a doll that looks like them in their house noooo:Indeed... I bet they can't even paint... noooo:
They are evil - why on earth would anyone want a doll that looks like them in their house noooo:Indeed... I bet they can't even paint... noooo:
I've been painting all day! evil:They are evil - why on earth would anyone want a doll that looks like them in their house noooo:Indeed... I bet they can't even paint... noooo:
That would make two then ~ One who can't and one who won't ~ Get on with it man!
(LL made me say that by exercising a long distance mind-meld.)
Do you have a kitchen these days?Sort of... redface:
3: the pressure mountsOn who...? Shrugs:
So it's all organised thenWhat...? Shrugs:
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Feb 9th: Barman dies point:
I assume he actually has secret smash ofOr a new projector like.... whistle:gadgetsfrillies and smellies + some sort of goatfest all prepared, and a cake made by his own fair hand for which I can send him a fab recipe should he so ask
I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Um... I think I am seeing a faint yes...?Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Read my lips evil:
Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Read my lips evil:
It will take forever at 6d per week... noooo:Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Read my lips evil:
What about a compromise LL. Once BM has finished all the decorating to your high standard (and repaired all the damage done to Baldy Mansions in the meantime) then he can start saving some of his pocket money to buy a new projector.. whistle:
It will take forever at 6d per week... noooo:Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Read my lips evil:
What about a compromise LL. Once BM has finished all the decorating to your high standard (and repaired all the damage done to Baldy Mansions in the meantime) then he can start saving some of his pocket money to buy a new projector.. whistle:
A good side you say...? rubschin:It will take forever at 6d per week... noooo:Not a projector then...? sad24:I LIKE THAT THOUGHT _ SMARTY DOGGY !!!!!!Something (anything) in a small box preferably with the word Tiffany or Aspreys on the lid.A Smarty? rubschin:
Works for me everytime. whistle:
TBH I was thinking more Diamonds or similar.
Read my lips evil:
What about a compromise LL. Once BM has finished all the decorating to your high standard (and repaired all the damage done to Baldy Mansions in the meantime) then he can start saving some of his pocket money to buy a new projector.. whistle:
They romance her BM, get on her good side and earn a raise. Do I have to think of everything? whistle:
Given that the redecorating has taken three months I think the chances of him getting on her good side before Christmas are slim to none.It is almost finished now tho! cloud9:
Given that the redecorating has taken three months I think the chances of him getting on her good side before Christmas are slim to none.It is almost finished now tho! cloud9:
Given that the redecorating has taken three months I think the chances of him getting on her good side before Christmas are slim to none.It is almost finished now tho! cloud9:
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Wheras Nick's posts are all about his many disasters.. whistle:
And what did you get her?Who?
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Wheras Nick's posts are all about his many disasters.. whistle:decoratingdemolition... noooo:
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As we move forward together let us all aim to maintain the levels of shiteness of which this pub is justly proud. It is a veritable carousel of goats, disasters, pointless rage and general idiocy.
I move that we should have an annual Awards ceremony for the patron who outshites all other patrons.
We could call them the "NICKS" whistle:Agreed! cloud9:
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. . 70 Members (mostly shite)
. . 70 Members (mostly shite)
Which of the 70 members would you classify as not being shite?
. . 70 Members (mostly shite)
Which of the 70 members would you classify as not being shite?
You and me and rubschin:
(cough). . 70 Members (mostly shite)
Which of the 70 members would you classify as not being shite?
You and me and rubschin:
Oh and the old bald chap with the bad coughcloud9:
. . 70 Members (mostly shite)
Which of the 70 members would you classify as not being shite?
You and me and rubschin: