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Title: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:42:19 AM
Reports indicate they have unusual features. Pics please
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 12:09:48 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 12:10:49 PM
Quote
and things he was probably showing to local gay friend the other day 
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 12:11:05 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 12:11:31 PM
Ah, he's gone all shy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVTOmateS.jpg&hash=360d8ec52d81e7acd796b355aab31e42a98b498c) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVTOmateS)

This sort?
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 12:37:50 PM
Curse you, red x  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 12:41:03 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqY39BA.gif&hash=426739124803610eeb02db100cd8977852b8a584) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqY39BA)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 12:54:30 PM
Curse you, red x  Banghead
point:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 12:33:46 PM
So come on, what makes them so unusual?
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 12:36:16 PM
So come on, what makes them so unusual?
What makes what so unusual...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 02:01:23 PM
So come on, what makes them so unusual?
What makes what so unusual...?  Shrugs:

Yer bloody kecks you duffer! Banghead

Christ on a bike, is this a ale 'ouse for the mentally disabled in 'ere like? ::)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
So come on, what makes them so unusual?
What makes what so unusual...?  Shrugs:

Yer bloody kecks you duffer! Banghead

Christ on a bike, is this a ale 'ouse for the mentally disabled in 'ere like? ::)
Oh my trousers... doh:

They've got a great big 'ole in the crutch like - overloaded prolly... I'm constantly falling out of them...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 02:13:08 PM
My plums fell out of an 'ole in me kecks when I was a teenager, break dancing in front of all the girlies at a party.
They were most  eeek:

 lol:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 02:19:38 PM
My plums fell out of an 'ole in me kecks when I was a teenager, break dancing in front of all the girlies at a party.
They were most  eeek:

 lol:

Words fail me
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 02:21:48 PM
My plums fell out of an 'ole in me kecks when I was a teenager, break dancing in front of all the girlies at a party.
They were most  eeek:

 lol:

Words fail me

The girlies were quite shocked too.
Hardly suprising like. I was a right ole stud muffin in those days. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 02:30:14 PM
It was the break dancing bit that had me silenced
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2009, 02:32:46 PM
It doesn't bear thinking about.  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-dance004.gif&hash=b6b8b32492a48389c6cdab2ded84f89a40d4ac6e)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
My plums fell out of an 'ole in me kecks when I was a teenager, break dancing in front of all the girlies at a party.


You are P J Proby and I claim my £5
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2009, 03:00:31 PM
 eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimgres%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimages.vtbear.com%2Flinkshare%2Fvtb%2Fmedium%2Fstudmuffin06.jpg%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNGIaHQrEJCkH3mOeLToC_pkkjzhlQ&hash=4bf0875cb724187d51b68b10e7425acabae0434e)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 04:34:22 PM
It was the break dancing bit that had me silenced

What did/ could YOU do then? Fly around on a 'kin magic rug? evil:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 04:36:02 PM
I won a disco dancing competition once  angel1

1971  cry:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2009, 04:39:12 PM
It was the break dancing bit that had me silenced

What did/ could YOU do then? Fly around a 'kin magic rug? evil:

Growler, whatever happens DON'T ask what Nick can do, the last berk who did lived in a little town called Pompeii  scared2:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
It was the break dancing bit that had me silenced

What did/ could YOU do then? Fly around a 'kin magic rug? evil:

Growler, whatever happens DON'T ask what Nick can do, the last berk who did lived in a little town called Pompeii  scared2:

He can piss me right off, that's what he CAN do. Bloody eejit.  Angry9:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 06:30:48 PM
I feel vulnerable at present  sad24:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2009, 06:38:08 PM
I won a disco dancing competition once  angel1

1971  cry:
Growler break dancing, Nick disco dancing - have we entered the twilight zone  scared2:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 02, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
I feel vulnerable at present  sad24:

There, there.

 happy100
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 08:06:56 PM
I feel vulnerable at present  sad24:

There, there.

 happy100

Stuff that. whacky007
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
 eeek: cry: eeek: ::) lol: redface: confused: 8) ;D smile: razz: spider: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: whistle: sick2: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: cry: tunble: tunble: tunble: rubschin: angry041: angry041:







 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 09:01:27 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

Precisely.  ::) Picture of said kecks please.
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 09:11:31 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

Precisely.  ::) Picture of said kecks please.
Do you want a picture of my kecks or my bits hanging out...?

If it is the latter you can fuck right off!  evil:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2009, 09:13:25 PM
I really don't think a picture is necessary of either options  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 09:16:28 PM
I really don't think a picture is necessary of either options  noooo:
Indeed... the voice of reason at last Miss D...  happy088
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2009, 09:22:35 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

Precisely.  ::) Picture of said kecks please.
Do you want a picture of my kecks or my bits hanging out...?

If it is the latter you can fuck right off!  evil:

Well let's think ey? rubschin:  ::)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 09:26:19 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

Precisely.  ::) Picture of said kecks please.
Do you want a picture of my kecks or my bits hanging out...?

If it is the latter you can fuck right off!  evil:

Well let's think ey? rubschin:  ::)
How 'bout a picture of Nick's rug instead...?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bestwigshop.com%2Fimages%2Fsepia%2Fcostume%2F70s-layered-male.jpg&hash=eabfee683158749c1e3d7143bc2b336a23225c9d)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 10:02:16 PM
I see BM's mirror is werking
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2009, 11:52:50 PM
Anyhoo...  ::)

Precisely.  ::) Picture of said kecks please.
Do you want a picture of my kecks or my bits hanging out...?

If it is the latter you can fuck right off!  evil:

LL still not letting you buy that huge zoom lens then whistle:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 11:13:21 AM
I really don't think a picture is necessary of either options  noooo:

Because she is going over to check them out for herself ~ a full report will be expected. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 11:19:39 AM
I really don't think a picture is necessary of either options  noooo:

Because she is going over to check them out for herself ~ a full report will be expected. eveilgrin:

I don't think that's in my brief  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 11:21:30 AM
I really don't think a picture is necessary of either options  noooo:

Because she is going over to check them out for herself ~ a full report will be expected. eveilgrin:

I don't think that's in my brief  lol: lol: lol:

No It's in his briefs ~ hopefully.  lol:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 11:28:05 AM
 eeek:

I am led to believe all decorating will have been completed by then  happy001



Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 11:32:48 AM
eeek:

I am led to believe all decorating will have been completed by then  happy001





The Forth Bridge comes to mind for some reason
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2009, 02:00:22 PM
 evil:

It will be finished!
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 02:01:39 PM
Of course, of course





















 char048
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2009, 02:18:18 PM
Anyhoo... Miss D's private bedroom is already finished...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 02:19:42 PM
Pink fur walls? Leather floor? Lots of mirrors?  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2009, 02:20:55 PM
Pink fur walls? Leather floor? Lots of mirrors?  noooo:
Hidden cameras...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 02:22:55 PM
Pink fur walls? Leather floor? Lots of mirrors?  noooo:
Hidden cameras...  whistle:


Tired of falling off ladders BM goes Hi Tech! whistle:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 02:28:43 PM
Pink fur walls? Leather floor? Lots of mirrors?  noooo:

Home from home then  ::)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 02:32:12 PM
Pink fur walls? Leather floor? Lots of mirrors?  noooo:

Home from home then  ::)


It's the bit when he hires a local child to walk in front of you scattering rose petals that is sooooooo embarrassing
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 02:34:52 PM
And if he was wearing his special trousers......

http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=1284 (http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=1284)
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 02:36:21 PM
I worry about you  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 02:39:36 PM
The interweb is full of weird stuff.

I have my own website too!
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 02:40:24 PM
I worry about you  eeek:

And rightly IMHO.
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 03, 2009, 02:41:06 PM
The interweb is full of weird stuff.



We know that Nick ~ what concerns us is why you go looking for it.
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2009, 02:43:04 PM
My head is full of weird stuff.

I have my own website too!

 point:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 03, 2009, 07:52:50 PM
I won a disco dancing competition once  angel1

1971  cry:
Growler break dancing, Nick disco dancing - have we entered the twilight zone  scared2:
My lambada has been mentioned in dispatches whistle:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 07:53:48 PM
Is that a vehicle  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 03, 2009, 08:14:35 PM
Silly woman!!!! An Austin A40 is a vehicle, A lambada is type of self assembly wardrobe from Ikea. noooo:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 08:16:50 PM
Could be a terrorist sheep ????
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 08:24:02 PM
Have you all gone maD?
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 03, 2009, 08:27:26 PM
Not me dear boy, I am just leaning nonchalantly against this piano discussing lambadas with Miss D, Can I interest you in one?
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 08:28:07 PM
I am not keen on Italian scooters
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2009, 08:31:43 PM
Not me dear boy, I am just leaning nonchalantly against this piano discussing lambadas with Miss D, Can I interest you in one?

When you say 'leaning nonchalantly ' I presume you are being too gracious again and actually mean we are sozzled  lol:
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 08:42:04 PM
Speak for yerself!
Title: Re: BM's special decorating trousers thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2009, 10:51:54 PM
Could be a terrorist sheep ????
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