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Title: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:00:28 AM
We must be in trouble  eeek:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 11:08:08 AM
Must be time for my monthly bath and there are some who need worming  whistle:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:11:16 AM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:13:14 AM
Oh bollox. Thought it was too good to last. ::)

ANOTHER wumman to spoil the party. ::)
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:16:11 AM
Oh bollox. Thought it was too good to last. ::)

ANOTHER wumman to spoil the party. ::)

Lovely thanks - I'll just top your pint up from the female lav then shall I  Angry9:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
Oh bollox. Thought it was too good to last. ::)

ANOTHER wumman to spoil the party. ::)

Lovely thanks - I'll just top your pint up from the female lav then shall I  Angry9:

MWWWWAH! cloud9:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2009, 11:20:01 AM
Oh bollox. Thought it was too good to last. ::)

ANOTHER wumman to spoil the party. ::)

 happ096

Yeahhhhhhh !!!

We are far too under represented on here - aren't there any equality laws that need to be enforced in this place  happy001
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:20:46 AM
Yes, a counselling service for donwtrodden men
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:22:17 AM
Yes, a counselling service for donwtrodden men

We need to stand together lads. Get the ale in BM and we'll 'ave a tactical meeting. eastdrink048
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
And we will be right behind you Growler, a long way behind you, like
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2009, 11:25:54 AM
Yes, a counselling service for donwtrodden men

We need to stand together lads. Get the ale in BM and we'll 'ave a tactical meeting. eastdrink048

I've booked you a meeting room lads
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Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:27:59 AM
And we will be right behind you Growler, a long way behind you, like

Sorry. Strictly NO mice allowed. ::)
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 11:28:49 AM
Yes, a counselling service for donwtrodden men

We need to stand together lads. Get the ale in BM and we'll 'ave a tactical meeting. eastdrink048
Off to the secret boy's area lads... booze is on me...  happy088
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:30:30 AM
Yes, a counselling service for donwtrodden men

We need to stand together lads. Get the ale in BM and we'll 'ave a tactical meeting. eastdrink048
Off to the secret boy's area lads... booze is on me...  happy088

Mmmm. Dunno. You've been showing some small rodenty type pursuasions of late too tbqh. rubschin:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:37:13 AM

You've been showing some small rodenty type pursuasions of late too tbqh. rubschin:


Now not sure what your reference refers to but SOMEONE here should ask BM about his (whisper) decorating trousers and things he was probably showing to local gay friend the other day  whistle: whistle: whistle:

I couldn't possibly grass him up  rubschin:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:37:47 AM
Fetches popcorn
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:39:44 AM
Fetches popcorn

Sits down quitely too ????

 
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2009, 12:12:38 PM

You've been showing some small rodenty type pursuasions of late too tbqh. rubschin:


Now not sure what your reference refers to but SOMEONE here should ask BM about his (whisper) decorating trousers and things he was probably showing to local gay friend the other day  whistle: whistle: whistle:

I couldn't possibly grass him up  rubschin:

Which one was it? Did BM get any useful tips?


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Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 12:38:44 PM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 08:33:45 PM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:

Is this the time to call in RENTOKIL or the vet?
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 08:35:36 PM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:

Sorry Growler ~ carried away there ~ put it down to the poetic Welsh influence, or the whiskey. whistle:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 08:46:03 PM
Now boys (especially Nick) when ever are you NOT in trouble - bless!

Mr. Snoops don't you remember we slipped your the worming tab in the corn beef treat last week  sick2:

Don't you like me being here  noooo: noooo:

I lurve you being here ~ the place seems different without you. Wenchy's tummy tickles are nice but your's are soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm! cloud9:

Oh FFS. sick2:

Sorry Growler ~ carried away there ~ put it down to the poetic Welsh influence, or the whiskey. whistle:

Summat defo wrong with some in here today.

£2000 bloody piggin' pounds for a bastard rug. I'm going for a lie down. I really am in a state of shock. I didn't ebven realise a bloody rug could be purchgased for that sort of obscene amount.

Totally off topic, but I really don't care.
£2000!!! eeek:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
Mrs Nick wanted an heirloom  angry041:
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 09:51:18 PM
Mrs Nick wanted an heirloom  angry041:

She'd be in need of a bastard coffin if I was married to her, and the friggin' rug could go in with her too. Banghead
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 10:05:33 PM
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Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
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Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 03, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
Re: The rug. and rugrats, i.e the offspring from some rumpy pumpy on rug.

Will this rug be tested for its fornication capabilities? I have noticed that a Wilton can give  some nasty burns on the kneecaps and elbows. As a musical accompaniment to rug testing  I can recommend Ravel's Bolero. This has been a public service post
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 08:24:42 PM
Growler and I will test it and report back  angel1
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 03, 2009, 08:29:03 PM
Good man, I knew I could rely on you
Title: Re: Stand to attention: LL is here
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2009, 08:29:36 PM
It's Growler I am worried about  scared2: