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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 01:10:25 PM

Title: The all new stupid mission statements thread
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 01:10:25 PM

Involved in a debate elsewhere about the idiocy of mission statements and other qaungoesque jargon

Here's one from a college:

"Inspiring and leading our community through excellence in providing learning solutions and pathways for progression"

 

Blimey, I must get down there and enrol quick!


Let's have some more

Title: Re: The all new stupid mission statements thread
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2009, 01:34:46 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqMkViS.jpg&hash=0eec1167ec74b9b61c996135b1a732602a4774ec) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqMkViS)

clicky for the gif effect.

Title: Re: The all new stupid mission statements thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2009, 01:43:55 PM

The mission of any business has to be the improvement of profitability and maximisation of shareholder dividends.

Anything else is pure bullshit!

Title: Re: The all new stupid mission statements thread
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 02:01:28 PM

Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2009, 01:34:46 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqMkViS.jpg&hash=0eec1167ec74b9b61c996135b1a732602a4774ec) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqMkViS)

clicky for the gif effect.

I actually thought that was real for a moment. Maybe it is!!