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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2009, 07:07:39 PM
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Sooo...
Despite references to "Jaffa", "Seedless Red Grapes" and "a chop" in the Restuarant thread, no-one seemed to spot, or perhaps comment on a trend, not even DS (shame on you razz:)
Today, at 2.30 I had "the snip".
Firstly, the minor details - a private hospital in Brixton (eeek:) and I was out within an hour. I had to laugh at the music being played, "The first cut is the deepest" and the biscuits they gave me with the tea afterwards, Ginger Nuts ;D
Once a room big enough for me to unleash the wedding vegetables was found, the whole procedure took less than 20 minutes. Local anaesthetic is the order of the day, with a certain "slash and burn" methodology. Not painful. Twenty minutes later, after tea and biscuits, the doctor re-examined the area, declared the bleeding to be "within acceptable" limits and then I was out, Mrs TMR (to be) insisting on driving my super comfy Lexus home, or rather to the pub. Despite some road rage on her part (language to make a docker blush) we arrived and I got quickly out of the car. Holy moly, the pain hit a somewhat. Even 3 pints of Young's failed to help much.
Now the gentleman's vegetables seem to have retreated in fear and are making their way towards my stomach. Two hours ago, I was walking like John Wayne, now I am walking like a chimpanzee. Mrs TMR (to be) is in fits of laughter and keeps throwing the "it can't be as painful as childbirth" line at me.
Red wine is being consumed as a painkiller, Nurofen is an option later.
All nuts/knob jokes welcomed, are there any of you out there that have had the same thing and if so, what do the next few days hold in store?
And no, Wenchy, I will not be posting photos...
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Whimper!
Have you got to wear one of these?
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'Tis a tad snall Snoops whistle:
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I had it done in London years ago... Mary Stopes(?)...
The thing I remember most was the doctor chatting alkl through the operation like we were in the pub... just not right somehow... noooo:
Oh, and the burning smell... sick2:
I travelled home on the tube and train which was not the most brilliant decision of my life... eeek:
Oh yes, the pain gets worse! point:
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'Tis a tad snall Snoops whistle:
Never mind old boy, I'm sure they can make a small enough hood for you.. whistle:
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It's to stop him licking himself you dolt!
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
eeek:
How did he know it needed doing again? rubschin:
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
eeek:
How did he know it needed doing again? rubschin:
She prolly got pregnant and he believed it was his ~ there's one born every minute.
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It's to stop him licking himself you dolt!
I know hound but unless he is a yoga master or removes a couple of ribs he's pretty safe from that risk whistle:
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I had it done in London years ago... Mary Stopes(?)...
The thing I remember most was the doctor chatting alkl through the operation like we were in the pub... just not right somehow... noooo:
Oh, and the burning smell... sick2:
I travelled home on the tube and train which was not the most brilliant decision of my life... eeek:
Oh yes, the pain gets worse! point:
Yes, the smell is a bit intriguing. Luckily the nurse was distracting me whistle:
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I had it done in London years ago... Mary Stopes(?)...
The thing I remember most was the doctor chatting alkl through the operation like we were in the pub... just not right somehow... noooo:
Oh, and the burning smell... sick2:
I travelled home on the tube and train which was not the most brilliant decision of my life... eeek:
Oh yes, the pain gets worse! point:
Yes, the smell is a bit intriguing. Luckily the nurse was distracting me whistle:
Burning flesh... yours... she'd have to be dancing around the room naked in high heels cloud9: to distract me from that... sick2:
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It's to stop him licking himself you dolt!
I know hound but unless he is a yoga master or removes a couple of ribs he's pretty safe from that risk whistle:
Speak for yourself GM whistle:
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya noooo:
He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year eeek:
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I had it done in London years ago... Mary Stopes(?)...
The thing I remember most was the doctor chatting alkl through the operation like we were in the pub... just not right somehow... noooo:
Oh, and the burning smell... sick2:
I travelled home on the tube and train which was not the most brilliant decision of my life... eeek:
Oh yes, the pain gets worse! point:
Yes, the smell is a bit intriguing. Luckily the nurse was distracting me whistle:
Burning flesh... yours... she'd have to be dancing around the room naked in high heels cloud9: to distract me from that... sick2:
What do you think they do when you pay to go private...the nurse looked like Salma Hayek...
And a Brucie Bonus - Mrs TMR (to be) has volunteered to drive to, and collect me from, the pub everyday until I say all is well.
Now what say you?!
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya noooo:
He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year eeek:
eeek:
I had a check after a month...
Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag... eeek:
I always thought postmen earned their money after that... whistle:
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya noooo:
He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year eeek:
I don't believe so - you provide samples (whistle:) at 14 and 16 weeks. After that, assuming all clear, all you get is a cheaper option for a termination and full support, should the tubes somehow have re-jigged themselves.
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya noooo:
He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year eeek:
eeek:
I had a check after a month...
Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag... eeek:
I always thought postmen earned their money after that... whistle:
Figures...mine are about the size of a dustbin...
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya noooo:
He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year eeek:
eeek:
I had a check after a month...
Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag... eeek:
I always thought postmen earned their money after that... whistle:
Figures...mine are about the size of a dustbin...
Well, when I say little jar it was a demijohn type thing... whistle:
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My brother has had it done and my best friends husband ....
Do you want the bad news ....my mates husband had to have it done again last year (2 yrs after the original op) as the tubes had reconnected. Although not looking forward to going through it again the pride of his manhood being so powerful seemed to mitigate his situation somewhat ::)
Oh and my loutish brother had to take 2 days off work eeek:
The things you wimmin talk about between yourselves! ::)
That'll be right cos you're not talking about it here are ya noooo:
He had private health care - apparently they check these things every year eeek:
eeek:
I had a check after a month...
Well, when I say I had a check, they gave you a little jar and a stamped-addressed Jiffy bag... eeek:
I always thought postmen earned their money after that... whistle:
Figures...mine are about the size of a dustbin...
Well, when I say little jar it was a demijohn type thing... whistle:
But of course. We all believe you. Of course we do. Why am I suddenly thinking of coarse fishing bait?
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Also, I have to lose the love paste at least 50 times before the first sample. Being mischevious, I have told Mrs TMR (to be) that the doctor certainly recommends added suction to help this. And no, not the Vax...
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Do you have a flange chart too?
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I will go and check lol: lol: lol:
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Mind that 'Start line' chaps.
A paper cut would be almost as bad as TMR will feel in the morning. scared2:
It was two bricks in my day. . .
Good luck TMR anyway. I look forward to hearing of your tender exploits.
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Sorry TMR - just checked - not as aesthetically pleasing and in your tender situation probably not a good idea happy100
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Sorry TMR - just checked - not as aesthetically pleasing and in your tender situation probably not a good idea happy100
;D Understod.
Just had the first pee since, not too bad apart from the "Superman" position required not the splash the porcelain.
Bad move was subsequently lighting a fag and the lighter deciding to go on turbo boost resulting in singed nasal hairs, compelling a sharp involuntary movement that resulted in a heavy nads/chair impact. sad24:
Mrs TMR (to be, or not to be if she keeps bloody laughing) is still rolling aroung the floor giggling like a schoolgirl. I shall put itching powder in her knickers as revenge.
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eeek:
My legs crossed involuntarily as soon as I started reading this! eeek:
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We have a eunuch cloud9:
Now Pastis has to honour his part of the bargain and I am in business cloud9:
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eeek:
Moi? Trafficking Persian lovelies?
eeek:
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eeek:
My legs crossed involuntarily as soon as I started reading this! eeek:
Can someone ring me and talk me through this thread please?
My eyes started watering after the first paragraph. sad32:
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OK 'Fess up boys ~ how many of you tried to measure up against the screen?
Moi? ~ No ~ because Mrs S#1 performed the task with a ruler many years ago and it don't shrink. You just get fatter.
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OK 'Fess up boys ~ how many of you tried to measure up against the screen?
Moi? ~ No ~ because Mrs S#1 performed the task with a ruler many years ago and it don't shrink. You just get fatter.
noooo:
I was worried about getting a static shock... redface:
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rubschin:
Is this to scale?
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rubschin:
Is this to scale?
Why ~ can't you reach the screen? whistle:
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Morning all.
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And how are you today?
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Limp and limping probably.
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A tad tender.
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eeek:
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I've got to admit that most of us in the real pub don't have a lot of sympathy for TMR - self-inflicted as far as we are concerned.
The walking action is very amusing though.
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I've got to admit that most of us in the real pub don't have a lot of sympathy for TMR - self-inflicted as far as we are concerned.
The walking action is very amusing though.
CHEERS PAL!!!
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He has done a good thing - never having to worry his bride to be with contraception , pregnancy and the exorbitent costs of raising a child
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He has done a good thing - never having to worry his bride to be with contraception , pregnancy and the exorbitent costs of raising a child
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While you're down there pet... whistle:
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Do you need your shoes polished again ::)
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Do you need your shoes polished again ::)
Um... yes... redface:
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Do you need your shoes polished again ::)
He wants to see his face in them, apparently he gets mesmirised by the infinite mirror effects when he gets the reflection of his shiny head. whistle:
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Do you need your shoes polished again ::)
Um... yes... redface:
I'll work up some spit lol:
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Do you need your shoes polished again ::)
Um... yes... redface:
I'll work up some spit lol:
lol: BTW They are suede
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Outside of my remit then I'm afraid lol:
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I guess she prefers leather
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I will see if Mrs TMR (to be) can be bribed with some dark chocolate, to provide piccies/video/commentary of TMRs recuperation.
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I think it is time for some liquid anaesthetic 8)
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I will see you there later.
Be careful getting out of the car!
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Lucky bugger surrender:
I'm on R.I.C.E. and avoiding H.A.R.M.
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
Heat
Alcohol
Running... well that's a joke
Massage... shame
cry:
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What have you done then?
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I walked up. On reflection, a bad move :-(
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What have you done then?
Tweaked my knee somehow on my trip and it ballooned up on the nine hour flight back. Had to be wheelchaired off the plane and buggied through control and customs. All very embarrassing redface:
I think it was something as simple as extricating myself from the back a taxi but MissD reckons it was during the recruitment drive for a harem eyes:
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She knows the truth eyes:
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So how is the patient today?
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I would be lying if I said it wasn't a tad sore. Sitting down is OK, but walking gives you that horrible pain/feeling that only men who have had a good whack in the walnuts will know.
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I wonder how BM's figs are coming along rubschin:
Can you take pain killing pills?
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I wonder how BM's figs are coming along rubschin:
Can you take pain killing pills?
I can, but I don't take pills as a rule.
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Unless you have worms, like
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Unless you have worms, like
In that case, yes, but not for mere pain relief.
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So what sort of worms do you have?
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So what sort of worms do you have?
Banghead
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Don't be embarrassed. Snoopy says they are quite common
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Just noticed this. A very good argument for TMR's decision!"!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7860041.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7860041.stm)
I imagine her husband may have his knackers kicked in by the Mrs
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I would be lying if I said it wasn't a tad sore. Sitting down is OK, but walking gives you that horrible pain/feeling that only men who have had a good whack in the walnuts will know.
Mine are still sore... noooo:
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After all these years noooo:
Poor TMR. He will live to regret this
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Mrs TMR (to be) has just inspected the area and declared "lots of bruising, I bet it's sore" sad24:
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Did she use a magnifying glass?
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Did she use a magnifying glass?
No, I was in the bathroom and she was on the landing.
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Telescope then
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I'm joining this thread late. I had the op back in '84. My own doctor did it in the surgery, like you, it took 20 minutes. FIL took me home, two hours later my boss was knocking on the door, "how you feeling, Denis has gone sick, can you drive the JCB and load gritters all night". I did, no problems whatsoever
However, I would not recommend the reversal (breakdown of marriage, new long-term relationship) When they do that one they cut hell of a lot further. I couldn't walk for three days, and on returning home I was greeted by one of the dogs in the way that they do eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Can anyone translate?
I lost this one noooo:
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Makes perfect sense to me ~ and with the reference to new relationships etc explains why I have never had it done.
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Can anyone translate?
I lost this one noooo:
Lose the other one and you won't have to worry.
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eeek:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNy0ZRLrtis
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Better yet?
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Generally, yes. I could expand further, but it would involve graphic details...
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All in (cough) werking order?
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Generally, yes. I could expand further, but it would involve graphic details...
Would this expansion require the active co-operation of Mrs TMR (to be)?
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Pus. Quite a bit of pus. At incision point. It happens, apparently.
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sick2: sick2: sick2:
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sick2: sick2: sick2:
I agree Miss D. Not pleasant. This subject is now closed.
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happ096
But saying that - hope it's not too painful happy100
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Not that bad BM - I can walk fine, but when you see a river of snot running out of your knob/sack interface, it's a bit off-putting. A quick splash of Listerene and a sellotape harness seems tp be working well.
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Not that bad BM - I can walk fine, but when you see a river of snot running out of your knob/sack interface, it's a bit off-putting.
See!
That part of my anatomy has been beyond the visible horizon for the best part of 50 years. noooo:
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Is that a mirror or a magnifier?
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whistle:
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Is that a mirror or a magnifier?
Both. Just for you like. ;)
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Time for the 1st sample...Mrs TMR (to be) is giving me a hand, like... whistle:
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Nice to see you are pulling together.
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Time for the 1st sample...Mrs TMR (to be) is giving me a hand, like... whistle:
It is quite embarrassing taking it back to be tested like... noooo:
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Nice to see you are pulling together.
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Time for the 1st sample...Mrs TMR (to be) is giving me a hand, like... whistle:
It is quite embarrassing taking it back to be tested like... noooo:
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See thread "What do you lie about" whistle:
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Time for the 1st sample...Mrs TMR (to be) is giving me a hand, like... whistle:
It is quite embarrassing taking it back to be tested like... noooo:
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See thread "What do you lie about" whistle:
redface:
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Time for the 1st sample...Mrs TMR (to be) is giving me a hand, like... whistle:
It is quite embarrassing taking it back to be tested like... noooo:
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See thread "What do you lie about" whistle:
Don't worry Snoops - the bucket is for LL lol:
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Time for the 1st sample...Mrs TMR (to be) is giving me a hand, like... whistle:
It is quite embarrassing taking it back to be tested like... noooo:
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See thread "What do you lie about" whistle:
Don't worry Snoops - the bucket is for LL lol:
Wot ~ To put over his head like ...... when she has to carry out her "wifely duties" on his birthday? ;)
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So I went to post the specimen off. As I arrived at the post box, postman pratt arrived and began emptying it. I sheepishly handed him the jiffy bag and wandered off. I made about 10 yards before he shouted "Snip, snip!"
Bastard.
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The postbox!??!?!?!?!?!? Ummm I thought "they" died below body temp?
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Hahahahaha!!!
Wenchy, you have made my day!
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When they tested me, albeit some years ago and for slightly different reasons, the specimen had to be at the path lab within 30 minutes of leaving me.
We lived 45 mins away by car and they rejected the first try as "Too old to be of any use" so it was try again only this time we parked up at the back of the 9th at the local golf club and got the specimen to the hospital in 5 minutes. redface: Thank the Lord it was pissing down and nobody was out looking for lost balls or they would have found more than they expected.
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The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?
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Popcorn:
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The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?
Yes they are live ~ "They" (the medics) Said they were not so we stopped using contraception. Since then we have had a number of pregnancies three of which have resulting in live births. One didn't make it alive and a couple or three others aborted in the first three months. SWWLTBO became pregnant within three months of coming off the pill. There are obvious suggestions that could be made but I should tell those who would make them that we lived and worked (shared office, she was my assistant) together and the only time we were not within sight and sound of one another 24/7 was when one of us went to the toilet.
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The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?
But if "they" are dead from the journey then how can you have a proper test? "They" could show up dead and still be alive and kicking! eeek:
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Did you fail your Biology GCSE?
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The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?
But if "they" are dead from the journey then how can you have a proper test? "They" could show up dead and still be alive and kicking! eeek:
If they show up at all - alive or dead - then the operation hasn't worked. Think of it this way - if you ripped the pipes from under the hot and cold taps in your sink, then when you turned the taps on, you wouldn't expect water to come out of the taps, would you?
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I got an A* as it happens. And it was an IGCSE which we all know is more difficult than an ordinary one! The BBC said so!
I'm really not getting it. redface: Perhaps some kind soul could pm me and put me straight. redface:
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I sense a lesson for BM in TMR's last post rubschin:
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The point (pardon the pun) of the snip is that "they" shouldn't be there - dead or alive. Snoops, I presume your "plumbing" is still in tact? Hence the need for "live ones"?
But if "they" are dead from the journey then how can you have a proper test? "They" could show up dead and still be alive and kicking! eeek:
If they show up at all - alive or dead - then the operation hasn't worked. Think of it this way - if you ripped the pipes from under the hot and cold taps in your sink, then when you turned the taps on, you wouldn't expect water to come out of the taps, would you?
I suppose I was thinking if they died they would somehow disapear. redface: I see now how stupid an assumption that was. redface:
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whacky115
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I am light headed. noooo:
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Think of it as the swimmers being taken out of the swimming pool whistle:
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Now that is an analogy I can understand!
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Why can't I post pictures rubschin:
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BM is twiddling the levers again.
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Think of it as the swimmers being taken out of the swimming pool whistle:
Or goats
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BM is twiddling the levers again.
scared2:
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BM is twiddling the levers again.
I think that one twiddles with buttons and knobs but pushes or pulls levers.
Let's just say he is fiddling with the controls. whistle:
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BM is twiddling the levers again.
I think that one twiddles with buttons and knobs but pushes or pulls levers.
Let's just say he is fiddling with the controls. whistle:
Are we talking about providing samples again? rubschin:
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Possibly eyes:
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Poor dog noooo:
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Poor dog noooo:
whacky115
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Poor dog noooo:
He is blundering about the place, knocking things over wiv his hooooge bucket. Only another 12 days until the stitches come out. tunble:
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When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!
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When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!
I was operating a JCB for 12 hours loading gritters just two hours after having mine
The reversal op was a different story, could hardly walk for two days, off work for two weeks noooo: (and it didn't work sad24: )
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When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!
I was operating a JCB for 12 hours loading gritters just two hours after having mine
The reversal op was a different story, could hardly walk for two days, off work for two weeks noooo: (and it didn't work sad24: )
Aaahh have a biscuit ............ whistle:
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When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!
I was operating a JCB for 12 hours loading gritters just two hours after having mine
The reversal op was a different story, could hardly walk for two days, off work for two weeks noooo: (and it didn't work sad24: )
Ahhh, but the guy who did mine didn't believe in 'reversability'! He only did the 'radical' which involved removing what seemed like 5 yards of tubing!
Believe me, I felt that being pulled out despite the local!
(don't ask about the red face incident at the outset! redface:)
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Dragging this thread kicking and screaming back on track -
When I had mine done way back when, I thought part of me had changed ethnicity for a couple of weeks!
I was operating a JCB for 12 hours loading gritters just two hours after having mine
The reversal op was a different story, could hardly walk for two days, off work for two weeks noooo: (and it didn't work sad24: )
Ahhh, but the guy who did mine didn't believe in 'reversability'! He only did the 'radical' which involved removing what seemed like 5 yards of tubing!
Believe me, I felt that being pulled out despite the local!
(don't ask about the red face incident at the outset! redface:)
My guy just chatted about computers all the time he was cutting me up..... noooo:
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I'm still firing live whistle:
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Thank heavens for that ...I was beginning to think it was a requirement for the blokes when joining up here lol:
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I'm still firing live whistle:
Him-cumming, take cover!
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Tsk JOM.
Now Marley tell us about this so called 'red face incident at the outset' of which you speak...... Popcorn:
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I'm still firing live whistle:
Him-cumming, take cover!
lol: lol: lol:
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Tsk JOM.
Now Marley tell us about this so called 'red face incident at the outset' of which you speak...... Popcorn:
Suffice to say the 'scrub' nurse was young and attractive . . . .( use imagination - what could possibly go wrong?)
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Tsk JOM.
Now Marley tell us about this so called 'red face incident at the outset' of which you speak...... Popcorn:
Suffice to say the 'scrub' nurse was young and attractive . . . .( use imagination - what could possibly go wrong?)
rubschin:
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But you must have been Nil by Mouth whistle:
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But you must have been Nil by Mouth whistle:
what? For a local and intimate shave?
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Oh yes - close shaves can be quite exciting ;)
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It was the 'materials handling' that was the issue!
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Looks like a lot of bother noooo:
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Looks like a lot of bother noooo:
eeek: eeek:
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Looks like a lot of bother noooo:
Might save a few bob.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/de/c7/f9dec7c9961d012abae3ece5c495e924.jpg)
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:thumbsup:
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Looks like a lot of bother noooo:
Might save a few bob.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f9/de/c7/f9dec7c9961d012abae3ece5c495e924.jpg)
Why would you call them the same name ...... rubschin:
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