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Title: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 09:17:31 AM
Barman: How much of this Cillit Bang are you supposed to use?
LL: Just a capfull - use too much and it goes all sudsy
Barman: (peering out from a huge pile of suds) Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: GROWLER on January 25, 2009, 09:25:57 AM
Barman: How much of this Cillit Bang are you supposed to use?
LL: Just a capfull - use too much and it goes all sudsy
Barman: (peering out from a huge pile of suds) Oh...  redface:

More shite that DOESN'T do what it says on the label. ::)
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2009, 09:50:54 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 09:51:09 AM
Yes, Cillit BANG and it's gone!

Somewhat optimistic if 'it' refers to dried cat piss in my experience...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:01:37 AM
Nothing removes dried cat's piss. Nothing at all  noooo:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
Nothing that is except the removal of the cat  eveilgrin:














PS~ Had to look twice and get my reading glasses before I dared open the thread ~ Cillit Bang looked awfully like something else.  eeek: I really must get back to Specsavers ..... I've had the same prescription for 7 years now.
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 25, 2009, 10:49:01 AM
Nothing that is except the removal of the cat  eveilgrin:
PS~ Had to look twice and get my reading glasses before I dared open the thread ~ Cillit Bang looked awfully like something else.  eeek: I really must get back to Specsavers ..... I've had the same prescription for 7 years now.

What about dog's piss ???

I'm working on the basis that white wine can do it for red wine  - seems logical to me  lol:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 25, 2009, 11:45:40 AM
I wish he would do something about that wig, and does he have to shout?
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
Nothing that is except the removal of the cat  eveilgrin:
PS~ Had to look twice and get my reading glasses before I dared open the thread ~ Cillit Bang looked awfully like something else.  eeek: I really must get back to Specsavers ..... I've had the same prescription for 7 years now.

What about dog's piss ???

I'm working on the basis that white wine can do it for red wine  - seems logical to me  lol:
rubschin:

Worth a try... Skilos might eat the cats which would also be a solution...
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 25, 2009, 12:49:17 PM
I have cleaned every penny I can find
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
I have cleaned every penny I can find
That won't have taken you long.  happy100
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:15:06 PM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:19:35 PM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:22:52 PM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:24:29 PM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:

Nothing to do with the quantity drunk then?  lol:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:

Nothing to do with the quantity drunk then?  lol:
Absolutely not we connis conissou conniseur wine lovers only sip and spit...  whistle:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:45:43 PM
But does red wine do it for white wine stains like?
It werks for me like...  confused:

Do the Cypriots make a white wine? (semi serious question) I assume you normally drink the local brew.
Yes...

Fitos in our village makes a most passable organic white...

Generally speaking tho... most Cypriot wines are loaded with sulphates to preserve them in the hot weather and give you the most shocking hangover...  noooo:

Nothing to do with the quantity drunk then?  lol:
Absolutely not we connis conissou conniseur wine lovers only sip and spit...  whistle:

Of course. char048
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 25, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
and do things and blame it on the cat perhaps  whistle:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 04:51:51 PM
and do things and blame it on the cat perhaps  whistle:

 shocked003 You are not suggesting it was BM who p*ssed in the wardrobe are you?

Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 25, 2009, 04:53:07 PM

Course not - I would not be so crude  happy001
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 05:00:07 PM
That's all right then because I am sure it wasn't him who crapped in the sand pit. whistle:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 25, 2009, 05:03:18 PM


 eeek:  eeek:  eeek:

Hope he remebered to take his bucket and spade to clear up !
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 25, 2009, 07:07:01 PM
I have supped some stuff in Dhekalia, back in the dark ages. It was only down to my youth that I managed to survive, thank God I wa only passing through
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: GROWLER on January 25, 2009, 10:20:06 PM
What IS all this shite ey? ::)

Thought you were talkin' about this shite Cillet Bang shite.

I haven't found ANY kitchen cleaner that does what they claim, you know, spray it on a rancid blackened roasting tin, and it comes back to cleaner than when you purchased it before your very eyes. eeek:

Just rinse it off under a tap, and hey bloody presto, my very very fat arse and steaming bladder it does....NOT! Angry9:

Conc. Sulphuric acid is the only way to go.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2009, 12:29:14 AM
and do things and blame it on the cat perhaps  whistle:

The cheeky bugger blames me for everything Miss D. evil:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2009, 08:55:03 AM
 happy100

The life of a scape goat is not an easy one GM - I'm sure Nick would agree  lol:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2009, 01:29:09 PM
I don't have Nick-o-rays to beam at Old Baldy though Miss D. I'd mark my territory in his lager but it would only give it some flavour.  whistle:

I did think about shredding his wig but we'd all end up being blinded by the light shining off his head.  whistle:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2009, 01:32:56 PM
I don't have Nick-o-rays to beam at Old Baldy though Miss D. I'd mark my territory in his lager but it would only give it some flavour.  whistle:

I did think about shredding his wig but we'd all end up being blinded by the light shining off his head.  whistle:
noooo:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: TG on January 27, 2009, 10:44:41 AM
Anywho, vaguely on topic like. Cillit Bang is without doubt the most ridiculously named product on the planet.

one assumes it is foreign in origin, not that that is any excuse.

Does that shouty, irritating bastard still do the TV adverts? Always makes me dive across the room and fight Mrs TG for the remote.

Git.  angry041:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 27, 2009, 10:47:30 AM
Anywho, vaguely on topic like. Cillit Bang is without doubt the most ridiculously named product on the planet.

one assumes it is foreign in origin, not that that is any excuse.

Does that shouty, irritating bastard still do the TV adverts? Always makes me dive across the room and fight Mrs TG for the remote.

Git.  angry041:

Or an excuse to wrestle on the sofa with Mrs TG?  eyes:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 27, 2009, 10:49:12 AM
 whistle:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: TG on January 27, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
'Embedding disabled by request'  point:

Shame. I really wanted to watch that.  whistle:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on January 27, 2009, 11:24:09 AM
Ah well you can't win 'em all. It worked on mine at first try but has now stopped  ~ as you say. surrender:



I note you have no comment about the sofa wrestling  eyes:

Does that too carry the message "Embedding disabled by request"?
Or is it the knee in the nuts that gives you the hint?
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 27, 2009, 11:49:01 AM
A knee in the nuts always gets my undivided attention  scared2:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2009, 12:15:11 PM
A knee in the nuts always gets my undivided attention  scared2:

It is worse when you don't notice it.  surrender:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 27, 2009, 12:58:59 PM
I suppose being a eunuch has its  advantages eeek:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:24:07 AM
Sort of on thread......................the Cillit Bang ad is naff but the ONE that REALLY winds me up is the one for the Oxio something you are supposed to add to your washes to get rid of the stains that you haven't noticed are still there after the washing cycle has finished and you are ironing the damn things. Then this smarmy woman suddenly appears in your kitchen/ironing area and tells you that you should have put the Oxio whatever in and you wouldn't have had this problem  angry041:

Guess who was ironing just the other day and two items from the end of the basket found the 'cleaned' shirt with the remaining stain...........where was that smarmy woman, nowhere in sight, which was probably best otherwise I might have had to iron her smiley face  whistle: 
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:25:23 AM
What sort of stain?
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:38:48 AM
What sort of stain?

It was on BM's shirt so you don't think I was daft enough to investigate too closely do you  eeek:
Just picked it up with the long washing tongs and threw it back in the basket for re-washing  scared2: 
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:39:17 AM
Some sort of tonic I spect
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:44:01 AM
Some sort of tonic I spect

BM needs a tonic of some sort today - he's got a bit of a bad head from over indulgence last night - mind you the PP is whirring away now so he cant be too rough .......... 
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:44:42 AM
PP?

Paint Pod. Gottit!
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2009, 11:46:53 AM
Paint Pod  lol:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 11:47:36 AM
Is he wearing his special trousers?
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:48:23 AM
PP?

It'll be summat to do with moggies, goats or decorating shite problee.
Bloody Cypriots.  ::)They talko differnto languino to us mere mortals
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2009, 11:49:28 AM
PP?

It'll be summat to do with moggies, goats or decorating shite problee.
Bloody Cypriots.  ::)They talko differnto languino to us mere mortals

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Landlady on February 01, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
PP?

It'll be summat to do with moggies, goats or decorating shite problee.
Bloody Cypriots.  ::)They talko differnto languino to us mere mortals

 cloud9:
A new refreshingly tolerant Growler  whistle: noooo: whistle: noooo: whistle: noooo:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2009, 12:02:37 PM
Is he wearing his special trousers?

I wonder if he's wearing his special "boots of escaping"  whistle:

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=12355&title=mighty-foes
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 12:44:03 PM
Sort of on thread......................the Cillit Bang ad is naff but the ONE that REALLY winds me up is the one for the Oxio something you are supposed to add to your washes to get rid of the stains that you haven't noticed are still there after the washing cycle has finished and you are ironing the damn things. Then this smarmy woman suddenly appears in your kitchen/ironing area and tells you that you should have put the Oxio whatever in and you wouldn't have had this problem  angry041:

Guess who was ironing just the other day and two items from the end of the basket found the 'cleaned' shirt with the remaining stain...........where was that smarmy woman, nowhere in sight, which was probably best otherwise I might have had to iron her smiley face  whistle: 

What makes this ad even more annoying is that the voice over is Tony Fecking Robinson ~ I keep expecting the b@st@rd to tell me he has only three days to discover the source of the stain ~ or even worse  "I have a cunning plan to remove it My Lord"
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 12:54:05 PM
Sort of on thread......................the Cillit Bang ad is naff but the ONE that REALLY winds me up is the one for the Oxio something you are supposed to add to your washes to get rid of the stains that you haven't noticed are still there after the washing cycle has finished and you are ironing the damn things. Then this smarmy woman suddenly appears in your kitchen/ironing area and tells you that you should have put the Oxio whatever in and you wouldn't have had this problem  angry041:

Guess who was ironing just the other day and two items from the end of the basket found the 'cleaned' shirt with the remaining stain...........where was that smarmy woman, nowhere in sight, which was probably best otherwise I might have had to iron her smiley face  whistle: 

What makes this ad even more annoying is that the voice over is Tony Fecking Robinson ~ I keep expecting the b@st@rd to tell me he has only three days to discover the source of the stain ~ or even worse  "I have a cunning plan to remove it My Lord"
Indeed... he can't be short of a few bob - you'd think he'd be a bit more selective...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 12:54:56 PM
IIRC the annoying little scrote is on the Labour Party national Executive   cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 01:13:01 PM
He certainly was for many years ~ dunno if he still is tho'.
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 01, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
IIRC the annoying little scrote is on the Labour Party national Executive   cussing: cussing: cussing:

Even that can't de-value Baldrick.

Everything else he has done is shite of course.
Title: Re: Cillit Bang
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
True DS ~ Robinson was born to be Baldric ..... I can think of no-one who could have done it so well.

Mind the writers had much to do with it.