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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 02:48:05 PM
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What if they never come back? whacky007
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From where?
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Their secret liaison... scared2:
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Their secret liaison... scared2:
If it is secret then why. . . . Oh never mind. ::)
Was he taking flowers or chocolates? That could influence the outcome.
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I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making?
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I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making…
...laden with enough stodge to enable him to make a quick getaway ;)
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I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making?
They may be gone for some time. . . . .
whistle:
Hash Cake Recipe
A superb, simple base recipe to make any cake you want. Simply add extra ingredients to make a different cake i.e. fruit (125g), chocolate chips (125g) or anything else you fancy. A teaspoon or so of mixed spice, cinnamon, ginger or other spice can work well too. Cover with icing (butter icing made with cannabis butter?) to make it extra special.
3 medium eggs
125g of plain flour
Ground hash or leaf to the desired strength (preferably not skunk). Use the guide at the top of the page or try 1/8 ground hash or ? of leaf.
125g of butter (be VERY careful with portion size if using cannabis butter)
125g of castor sugar
Beat the butter and sugar together until light, pale and fluffy.
Add the hash 'flour' and mix in well (skunk is NOT recommended as the flavour is too strong)
Slowly mix in the egg adding a sprinkling of flour as you go to help the eggs to blend.
Gently fold in the rest of the flour.
Poor the mix into a medium sized, greased, cake tin and place in an oven pre-heated to 180c (350f or gas mark 4).
Cook it for 30-40 mins (if you want to get really technical use a metal skewer pushed into the cake to see if it's cooked properly. If it is the skewer will come out clean). Then simply remove and enjoy. Just be careful you don't eat too much!
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I believe the secret gift was a spicy cake thing of his own making?
...laden with enough stodge to enable him to make a quick getaway ;)
Indeed ? his special Stodge and Rohypnol recipe scared2:
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
Run for your life - NOW!
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
Run for your life - NOW!
I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!
He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
Run for your life - NOW!
I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!
He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?
That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... scared2:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ukstudentlife.com%2FIdeas%2FAlbum%2FDerbyDay%2FEpsomStation.jpg&hash=f711812e21a7cb78c38ccf8b17772af99243e829)
The Station is still standing!
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ukstudentlife.com%2FIdeas%2FAlbum%2FDerbyDay%2FEpsomStation.jpg&hash=f711812e21a7cb78c38ccf8b17772af99243e829)
The Station is still standing!
That bridge they are all walking towards seems to be sagging a bit. confused2:
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I'll keep a (B)eagle eye on the webcam. 8)
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I think an anonymous phone call to Mrs Nick may be considered whistle:
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I think an anonymous phone call to Mrs Nick may be considered whistle:
You are a dreadful and evil man. noooo:
Make sure to record the conversation for us.
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Remind me ~ who was it that on receiving news they did not like used to have the messenger put to death? scared2:
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Remind me ~ who was it that on receiving news they did not like used to have the messenger put to death? scared2:
You mean apart from me?
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Apart from you .........My ex wife and I suspect Mrs Nick.
Memory tells me it was either Caligula or one of those Roman Emperors ~ though I believe that Napoleon was also not averse to shooting the odd general.
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I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.
OK?
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I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.
OK?
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That?s your alibi and you?re sticking to it are you? point:
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I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.
OK?
You swine!
Poor Wenchy left sitting on a bench on the platform, sobbing her way through a box of tissues and stabbing furry toys with a hatpin.
Later, Mr Wench with ears chewed off, huddled in the corner eating a cold kebab.
All because Nick had to spend a day of exquisite pain in the Mancunian fleshpots.
I am ashamed for my fellow man. sad24:
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I have been in Manchester all day with Miss Whiplash.
OK?
Given her fondness for using whip: and sex014 is that Wenchy's new nickname eyes:
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Looks like he must have gone back to stir the porridge. noooo:
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evil:
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
Run for your life - NOW!
I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!
He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?
That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... scared2:
Finally teamed up safely with my pint last night, only to find out today, that he wasn't even in the same county! Still got that grim prospect ahead of me. noooo:
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
Run for your life - NOW!
I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!
He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?
That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... scared2:
Finally teamed up safely with my pint last night, only to find out today, that he wasn't even in the same county! Still got that grim prospect ahead of me. noooo:
Fear not Tel, wth Young's Ordinary ond God's good grace, Surrey will survive this destructive interloper.
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Nick's not in Epsom today is he?
Far too close and no time to build ashelter.
Run for your life - NOW!
I'd prefer to be in the pub with a pint of Youngs, but I just realised the pub is nearewr to Epsom than where I live, although if he travels back through London by train, he will probably pass about 200 yards from my house!
He mentioned a hire car somewhwre, didn't he?
That's why I said run! Keep off the roads at all costs... scared2:
Finally teamed up safely with my pint last night, only to find out today, that he wasn't even in the same county! Still got that grim prospect ahead of me. noooo:
Fear not Tel, wth Young's Ordinary ond God's good grace, Surrey will survive this destructive interloper.
I think Surrey needs a bit more than God's good grace... noooo:
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Us Surrey boys are made of stern stuff - a Frank Spenceresque Scouser holds no fear for us, even the Luftwaffe took the hint and pissed off pretty sharpish.
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Sorry ~ I could have sworn the Battle of Britain was fought and won over the skies of Kent and the English Channel. Bugger all to do with Surrey ~ but then I come from North Hampshire and we know that in Surrey you all break wind and make love with a Ph (except around Ascot where it is two small fs).
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Us Surrey boys are made of stern stuff - a Frank Spenceresque Scouser holds no fear for us, even the Luftwaffe took the hint and pissed off pretty sharpish.
I'm a Surrey boy - 'cept it was called Middlesex then. redface:
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Us Surrey boys are made of stern stuff - a Frank Spenceresque Scouser holds no fear for us, even the Luftwaffe took the hint and pissed off pretty sharpish.
I'm a Surrey boy - 'cept it was called Middlesex then. redface:
So do you Phuck and Phart or ffuck and ffart?
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Us Surrey boys are made of stern stuff - a Frank Spenceresque Scouser holds no fear for us, even the Luftwaffe took the hint and pissed off pretty sharpish.
I'm a Surrey boy - 'cept it was called Middlesex then. redface:
So do you Phuck and Phart or ffuck and ffart?
Plenty of farting but not much else I'm afraid... noooo:
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You clearly need taking in hand. point:
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The pub I am currently sitting in, drinking Young's is in Surrey and bombs dropped all round the area. There was an RAF base at Kenley too. And I neither Phuq nor Phart, but I do Phornicate like a beast and Phight like an animal :-)
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a Frank Spenceresque Scouser holds no fear for us
Wait and see! evil:
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Do your worst, hub-cap stealer. We are not afriad :-)