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Title: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 11:39:36 AM: Letter from The Boy's school yesterday. Long letter. Gist was

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We are starting a new topic in PSHE. It concerns (cough) changes. We shall be talking to boys and girls separately (cough). If you wish to see what we shall be discussing you can ask in the School Office to see a folder (cough) Some personal hygiene is discussed (cough)
WTF?

So I asked to see it.

Willies
Periods
Tampons
Pubic Hair
Beards
Voice changes
Testicles
Other hairy bits

The obvious stuff

SO WTF can't they say so in their letter to US FFS? If they are that cagey with parents how are they going to deal with telling the kids? cussing:

I complained!
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 11:51:58 AM: ....and their reponse was? whistle:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 11:56:41 AM: Head it going to have a word with the school nurse..............................................................
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 12:02:57 PM: They didn't tell us anything when I was at school... noooo:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:13:24 PM: Do you want me to explain? point:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 12:15:55 PM: It was all behind the bike sheds for personal lessons from Dora Jones when I was at skool. whistle:

The THW did have sex lessons at school a couple of years back. They were shown how to fit a condom onto a banana by the school nurse. Yes ~ One wit did ask how puting a condom on a banana would stop his girlfriend from getting pregnant (up the spout was the expression used I am told). Nurse fled the room.
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 12:17:26 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
Do you want me to explain? point:

Could you please. I feel as though I'm doin' /done summat wrong somehow.
I've got 3 kids. ::)
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 12:25:45 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
Do you want me to explain? point:
I think I've worked it all out like... eyes:
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:26:04 PM: Did you find them in the street and bring them back with you then?
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:28:58 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2009, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
Do you want me to explain? point:
I think I've worked it all out like... eyes:

So you know how to use the tripod and everything then?
Title: Re: Mealy mouthed shite
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 12:32:16 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2009, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
Do you want me to explain? point:
I think I've worked it all out like... eyes:
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