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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 02:18:31 PM
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And I've put it on the calendar because he hasn't. point:
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54... noooo:
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Cakes all round then. happy088
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Oh Christ ~ don't start him on cakes and trains again ~ PLEASE Banghead
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Oh Christ ~ don't start him on cakes and trains again ~ PLEASE Banghead
Never crossed my mind.
54 aint on my Bingo card either. So all the best! ;D
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We've got 54 so no need to buy him bungee-jumping lessons or whatever... whistle:
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I thought that ~ in fact I have every number I need after 54 too so frankly, he is redundant. No longer needed, past his use by date, superfluous, disposable ................ Sorry Nick but ....................... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-devil19.gif&hash=55834b554e367ef94e02e4e6b6168387284169fa)
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Happy Birthday for tommorrow you old bugger whistle:
Remember you are only as old as you feel take Tina 69 and still going strong..
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Bloody hell fire. She IS fit for 69! eeek:
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take Tina 69
GM - is that really advisable for a man of Nick's age lol:
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He might manage 68.5 whistle:
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take Tina 69
GM - is that really advisable for a man of Nick's age lol:
Oops, I should have accounted for your dirty mind Miss D. whistle:
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54 is that all,, bloody teeny bopper!
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Oops, I should have accounted for your dirty mind Miss D. whistle:
Please - don't make any exceptions on my behalf lol:
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Oops, I should have accounted for your dirty mind Miss D. whistle:
Please - don't make any exceptions on my behalf lol:
We won't... whistle:
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I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.
Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense evil:
ALso
Figs
Tortillas
What kind of frightful treat does this portend? evil:
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Happy Birthday Nick!
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whistle:
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::)
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I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.
Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense evil:
ALso
Figs
Tortillas
What kind of frightful treat does this portend? evil:
Maybe?
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Happy Birthday Nick.
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May you have many more.
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Thank you. Quite a lot of books so far cloud9:
Postie arrives later
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I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.
Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense evil:
ALso
Figs
Tortillas
What kind of frightful treat does this portend? evil:
Maybe?
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Happy Birthday Nick.
I doubt it noooo:
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I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.
Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense evil:
ALso
Figs
Tortillas
What kind of frightful treat does this portend? evil:
Maybe?
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Happy Birthday Nick.
I doubt it noooo:
If Uncle is right I find the figs a worry. scared2:
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"The first accident in a remarkable lifetime of mishaps occurred just 54 years and 9 months ago today..."
Many happy returns Nick.
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I baked it myself! evil:
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It was 54 years and 10 months actually. I refused to come out and had to be evicted eveilgrin:
One for the girls: I was 12 and a half pounds at birth eveilgrin:
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So the figs would be for your mother then whistle:
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The Boy is now treating me to:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c)
Banghead
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It was 54 years and 10 months actually. I refused to come out and had to be evicted eveilgrin:
One for the girls: I was 12 and a half pounds at birth eveilgrin:
Ey up you FAT bearded bastard! lol:
A very 'appy burfday to you, you wiley old buzzard. cloud9:
I'll be 'round to share your CAKE with you later. happy088
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So the figs would be for your mother then whistle:
happy001 happy001
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She claimed that she never recovered evil:
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She claimed that she never recovered evil:
I was only ten and a half pounds and my mother never forgave me either. sad24: She was still going on about it when I was 40
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So any'ow like, what's the plans for today then like ey Nick? rubschin:
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Happy birthday Nick - from one leftie to another, long may we rule!
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Happy birthday Nick - from one leftie to another, long may we rule!
Aren't we all in 'ere? rubschin:
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Any'ow, where is the fat old goat? Bakin' another ruddy CAKE p'raps? ::)
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Old Bristle Chin? ~ Makin' a pie ~ prolly
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Perhaps he is off visiting Donna as a birthday treat. eyes:
Or hanging round the bowling alley looking for MILFs to tutor. ::)
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Happy Birthday OLD chum! ;)
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Gettin' right on my tits this. evil:
Where is he?
I'm gonna ring him. He'll problee be stuffing his face with MY share of THE CAKE Banghead
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His birthday treat was probably a trip to the Steam Cake Shoppe.
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He's probably slipped over on his new slate driveway! point:
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I have been to Birkenhead evil:
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I have been to Birkenhead evil:
Good. You're back. Saves me 'avin' to ring you now.
Nice trip to Berkined then? whistle:
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No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know (unless it's to buy fish cloud9:). And I have to go every effing Tuesday Banghead Banghead Banghead
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No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know
Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:
"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
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No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know
Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:
"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Nick is a dealer? eeek:
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No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know
Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:
"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Nick is a dealer? eeek:
Dealer of verbal catergory A shite, yes. I thought you knew? whistle:
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No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know
Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:
"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Nick is a dealer? eeek:
Dealer of verbal catergory A shite, yes. I thought you knew? whistle:
"Mr Nick, I am arresting you for intent to supply a quantity of HerbalVerbal Shite"
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Ta
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TA
I was sure GOS was a Regular?
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TA
I was sure GOS was a Regular?
drumroll:
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evil:
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Are you actually doin' summat for your burfday like? rubschin:
You seem to have just spent most of the day in 'ere talkin' shite imho. ::)
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NO
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NO
Oh. That's a bit sad matey. cry:
Isn't Mrs Nick takin' you out for a nice romatic meal tonight or summat, with a bit of you know ;) ...for 'puddin' like, after like? eyes:
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NO
Oh. That's a bit sad matey. cry:
Isn't Mrs Nick takin' you out for a nice romatic meal tonight or summat, with a bit of you know ;) ...for 'puddin' like, after like? eyes:
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NO
Oh. That's a bit sad matey. cry:
Isn't Mrs Nick takin' you out for a nice romatic meal tonight or summat, with a bit of you know ;) ...for 'puddin' like, after like? eyes:
She prolly got him a present and tickets for a show.... but put them somewhere safe like! point:
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This gets better and better ~ a Tesco £4.50 cake and you two think she is going to take him out to a show followed by a romantic dinner and then shag him.
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Anything's possible ~ especially in the Nick household.
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We await a full and descriptive renaysonce or summat...you know what I mean... of what happened with the greatest of anticipations. lol:
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Nothing happened - Mrs. Nick was faffing, Nick tried to teach GOS and I about the 'Birds and Bees' but proved woefully unqualified... noooo:
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Well where is the old snarlin' duffer now then like ey? WHERE?
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Nothing happened - Mrs. Nick was faffing, Nick tried to teach GOS and I about the 'Birds and Bees' but proved woefully unqualified... noooo:
I've just concluded that woefully shite thread in 4 simple moves. ::)
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She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff noooo:
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She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff noooo:
Damp cloth eh... you dirty devil! point:
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Happy birthday Nick - I don't believe I have wished you many happy returns of the day
Hope you've had a good one
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She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff noooo:
Faffin' about WHAT exactly.
Think your gonna have to skip the main course now and go straight into the 'puddin' eyes: if you ask me
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Happy birthday Nick - I don't believe I have wished you many happy returns of the day
Hope you've had a good one
He hasn't...apparently, alledgedly, so he says like, dozy old scollop. ::)
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He should take a lesson:
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, and...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
lol:
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Until now, I had scoffed at Astrology. rubschin:
Popped into the local last night and found a minor celebration in the corner as it was 'Lefty' Harris' 60th birthday.
He is known as Lefty not because of his political views but because he lacks a right arm after an accident with machinery years ago.
He is also rumoured to have a 'frequent user' card at Casualty.
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Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius angel1
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Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius angel1
Those are unusual names for wards.
Is it a Scally thing?
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Well that rather depends on which "authority" you listen to and if you believe in such nonsense anyway.
Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-21 June)
Cancer (22 June-22 July)
Leo (23 July-22 August)
Virgo (23 August-21 September)
Libra (22 September-22 October)
Scorpio (23 October-21 November)
Sagittarius (22 November-21 December)
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
Aquarius (21 January-19 February)
Capricorn Zodiac Sign - Basics:
Element: Earth, Quality: Cardinal, Ruler: Saturn.
Character
Capricorn is content to work within the social order in which it finds itself and seeks success therein. A great sense of responsibility and a determination to complete any project once started. Seeks tangible results.
Pitfalls
Reluctant to take time out for the simple pleasures of life. Must complete the task in hand within a set framework - fearful of innovation. The child who becomes an adult too early. Keeps feelings separate from the task in hand when engaging them would make it more wholesome.
A word of advice
Your strong sense of duty is a great gift, but if you allow it to take you over and stop you having fun you will antagonise those you love and you will have less to give. Don't take on more responsibilities than you can handle.
Compatibility
Your ideal mate gives you time to open up to your feelings and welcomes your dependability. You may attract fiery exuberant partners who challenge your reticence, which can be very exciting as well as scary.
Aquarius Zodiac Sign - Basics:
Element: Air, Quality: Fixed, Rulers: Saturn Uranus.
Character
Aquarius has ideas to take humanity out of its restriction to the social order into a wider sense of community. Values freedom and equality, encouraging others to claim what it considers is their due.
Pitfalls
Attracted to 'isms' - ideological systems of thought that can end up in leaving people just as trapped as before. Ideals become wishful thoughts to which one can escape - 'at least I know what the world ought to be like even if I can't make it that way' (especially if Moon in Aquarius.
A word of advice
Check this out: does your concern for the 'brotherhood of man' arise, at least in part, from a lack of a strong sense of your own individual worth? Watch this especially if you think you are entitled to prior consideration on account of your advanced ideas.
Compatibility
Your ideal mate listens admiringly while you expound your thoughts and won't embarrass you with tears when you keep an ice-cool distance. You may attract a partner who will feel more strongly than you do, and allowing yourself to open up and finding yourself loved for it will do wonders for your self-esteem.
To be honest little of either of the above seems to apply to the Nick we know and love.
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Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius angel1
Those are unusual names for wards.
Is it a Scally thing?
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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Attracted to isms hey? Is that the same as being attracted to breasts?
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Weren't you supposed to be organising a 54 gun salute for the aging disaster area GOS?
Actually come to think of it, Nick plus artillery would probably preclude him from reaching the 55 club whistle:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
You could always get your prescription altered if they weren't !
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
You could always get your prescription altered if they weren't !
Not that I'm implying I know how your mind works Miss D but would that alteration involve a certain sharp axe? whistle:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
What is 'the right size'? rubschin:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
What is 'the right size'? rubschin:
B.S.H. cloud9:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
What is 'the right size'? rubschin:
B.S.H. cloud9:
Big Squashy Hangers...? rubschin:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
What is 'the right size'? rubschin:
B.S.H. cloud9:
Boulder Shoulder Holders rubschin:
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My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course cloud9:
What is 'the right size'? rubschin:
B.S.H. cloud9:
Behemoths Suitable for Hounds rubschin:
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Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
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Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:
How big is a British Standard Hand then...? Shrugs:
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Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:
How big is a British Standard Hand then...? Shrugs:
Find me a set of available gazumpers then, and I'll try me hand to see if they fit.
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bout this big
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Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:
How big is a British Standard Hand then...? Shrugs:
Find me a set of available gazumpers then, and I'll try me hand to see if they fit.
Well, Miss D is the only female here at the moment... and she has an axe... noooo:
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I'm not the jealous sort - you carry on lol:
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Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:
How big is a British Standard Hand then...? Shrugs:
Amazingly one that fits a tit ~ although I can't get enough of good thing
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Another year almost clocked up
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Another year fucked up
happy100
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cussing:
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cussing:
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My burfday on June 1st... 50.... sad24:
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Another year almost clocked up
Not trying to remind us or seek attention like, dragging this owld shite back up again...are you? noooo: ::)
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You could bring me some cake rubschin:
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cussing:
point:
My burfday on June 1st... 50.... sad24:
Only a baby. Stop yer bloody whinging man. ::)
Nice to see you're a Gemini too, you two faced split personality nasty twat.....just like me like. lol:
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You could bring me some cake rubschin:
Box of Mr Kipling do then? ::)
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cussing:
point:
My burfday on June 1st... 50.... sad24:
Only a baby. Stop yer bloody whinging man. ::)
Nice to see you're a Gemini too, you two faced split personality nasty twat.....just like me like. lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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BM shares a birthday with the THW ~ which may explain a lot whistle:
Both have high maintenance costs
Both like spending money on unnecessary items for their own pleasure
Both like being waited on hand and foot
Both are obsessed with their hair (or lack of it in BM's case)
Both like getting their own way
Both eat chips with everything
I'm am beginning to think there may be something in this astrology stuff after all rubschin:
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The day of the stropalots rubschin:
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ANd how is the THW? Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?
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The day of the stropalots rubschin:
Indeed ~ sorry I was adding to my post whilst you sent that in ...... far more succinct than my tirade but essentially saying the same thing happy088
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Oh no - your direct comparisons are much more pertinent 8)
Us Cancerians ( the most wonderful sign of the Zodiac ) are very appreciative of such exploration of the theory whistle:
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ANd how is the THW? Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?
Very very lucky to be alive ~ I thought her mother was going to do for her yesterday evening. Hoooooge screaming row between them ending with SWWLTBO saying "You are without doubt the most selfish, ungrateful, nasty, spiteful, thoughtless, opinionated and immature little bitch that has ever walked this earth ~ get out of my sight before I do you permanent harm". THW then continued to whine and carp at which point SWWLTBO totally lost it saying screaming "I said get out of my sight now fuck off before I beat you" There then came the sounds of several slaps and a loud wailing from the THW who rushed to lock herself in her bedroom.
Today they have gone shopping together shrugs:
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Oh no - your direct comparisons are much more pertinent 8)
Us Cancerians ( the most wonderful sign of the Zodiac ) are very appreciative of such exploration of the theory whistle:
Aren't we tho' ~ not at all "crabby" in fact whistle:
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ANd how is the THW? Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?
Very very lucky to be alive ~ I thought her mother was going to do for her yesterday evening. Hoooooge screaming row between them ending with SWWLTBO saying "You are without doubt the most selfish, ungrateful, nasty, spiteful, thoughtless, opinionated and immature little bitch that has ever walked this earth ~ get out of my sight before I do you permanent harm". THW then continued to whine and carp at which point SWWLTBO totally lost it saying screaming "I said get out of my sight now fuck off before I beat you" There then came the sounds of several slaps and a loud wailing from the THW who rushed to lock herself in her bedroom.
Today they have gone shopping together shrugs:
Who is da boss? Wimmin are like pack animals.
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ANd how is the THW? Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?
Very very lucky to be alive ~ I thought her mother was going to do for her yesterday evening. Hoooooge screaming row between them ending with SWWLTBO saying "You are without doubt the most selfish, ungrateful, nasty, spiteful, thoughtless, opinionated and immature little bitch that has ever walked this earth ~ get out of my sight before I do you permanent harm". THW then continued to whine and carp at which point SWWLTBO totally lost it saying screaming "I said get out of my sight now fuck off before I beat you" There then came the sounds of several slaps and a loud wailing from the THW who rushed to lock herself in her bedroom.
Today they have gone shopping together shrugs:
Who is da boss? Wimmin are like pack animals.
Yes I figured it was about who is now dominant female in the tribe like ..... It seems that the old girl is still head chimp. cloud9:
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Alpha Ape rubschin:
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As befits the wife of the Old Silverback lol:
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evil:
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evil:
Who's a grumpy goblin then?
Silverback = adult male gorilla, dominant male in group. NOTHING to do with Silver Helmets or plastic buckets ::)
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Happy Birthday Nick, enjoy whatever you do or whatever you have done to you eeek: eyes: ;D
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK
What time is the party rubschin:
Have a lovely day xxx
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Happy Burfday old fellah! happy088
You should have mentioned it... I would have got you a mahoosive present... redface:
Have a pint... ;)
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Happy Birthday Nick... wherever you are.
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Happy Birthday Nick.
Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.
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Happy Birthday old chum! happy088
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Happy Birthday Nick.
Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.
I'm on me way to have a look like.
Look on the black side mousey. Year nearer the grave.
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Happy Birthday chap hope it's not traumatic!
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Happy Birthday Nick. ;D
I assume you will be falling face-down in a cake somewhere, if they allow them on the ward. ;)
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Happy Birthday Nick.
Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.
Are we looking at the same calendar...? rubschin:
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Happy Birthday. How many years until the Senior Citizens Railcard ?
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Thank you one and all.I also wish to thank my parents, my primary school teacher, all my wonderful friends and colleagues, all my..... sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Thank you one and all.I also wish to thank my parents, my primary school teacher, all my wonderful friends and colleagues, all my..... sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Stop blubbing and cut the cake man! evil:
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Happy Birthday Nick.
Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.
Are we looking at the same calendar...? rubschin:
I think so ...... try: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=7
Or even http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=9
Or any others that may take your fancy.
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Are we looking at the same calendar...? rubschin:
I think so ...... try: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=7
Or even http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=9
Or any others that may take your fancy.
Errr ...I put my holiday in the calender and I think Pastis put his in as well redface:
And I put my trip to Cyprus in as well redface:
I thought that was what the calender was for rubschin:
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Happy Birthday Nick.
Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.
Are we looking at the same calendar...? rubschin:
I think so ...... try: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=7
Or even http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=9
Or any others that may take your fancy.
Nothing in January tho - apart from the strange appearance of the horsemen... rubschin:
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Thank you one and all.I also wish to thank my parents, my primary school teacher, all my wonderful friends and colleagues, all my..... sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
What you think this is ey, ey?
A ferkin' radio phone in request show? ::)
You forgot the ....'and everybody that knows me' shite too. Angry9:
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I saw Mrs Nick this morning (in Birkenhead). She had forgotten it was my birthday sad24:
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I saw Mrs Nick this morning (in Birkenhead). She had forgotten it was my birthday sad24:
Can you just begin to imagine if that had been the other way 'round ey, CAN YOU!!!! eeek: eeek:
Explode:....and THAT IS the understatement of the century!
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I saw Mrs Nick this morning (in Birkenhead). She had forgotten it was my birthday sad24:
Perhaps she has organised a surprise party... for later like...? Shrugs:
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Now that really does not bear thinking about.
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AS I PMd you Mr Growler.
And thank you Miss C for your lovely TEXT MESSAGE cloud9: