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Title: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 02:18:31 PM
And I've put it on the calendar because he hasn't.  point:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 02:52:11 PM
54...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: TG on January 19, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Cakes all round then.  happy088
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 03:08:42 PM
Oh Christ ~ don't start him on cakes and trains again ~ PLEASE  Banghead
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: TG on January 19, 2009, 03:25:46 PM
Oh Christ ~ don't start him on cakes and trains again ~ PLEASE  Banghead

Never crossed my mind.

54 aint on my Bingo card either. So all the best!  ;D
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
We've got 54 so no need to buy him bungee-jumping lessons or whatever...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 04:07:51 PM
I thought that ~ in fact I have every number I need after 54 too so frankly, he is redundant. No longer needed, past his use by date, superfluous, disposable ................ Sorry Nick but ....................... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-devil19.gif&hash=55834b554e367ef94e02e4e6b6168387284169fa)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2009, 06:28:05 PM
Happy Birthday for tommorrow you old bugger  whistle:

Remember you are only as old as you feel take Tina 69 and still going strong..

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Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2009, 07:07:23 PM
Bloody hell fire. She IS fit for 69! eeek:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2009, 07:08:33 PM
take Tina 69

GM - is that really advisable for a man of Nick's age  lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 07:19:28 PM
He might manage 68.5  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2009, 07:40:09 PM
take Tina 69

GM - is that really advisable for a man of Nick's age  lol:

Oops, I should have accounted for your dirty mind Miss D.  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 19, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
54 is that all,, bloody teeny bopper!
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2009, 08:08:17 PM
Oops, I should have accounted for your dirty mind Miss D.  whistle:

Please - don't make any exceptions on my behalf  lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 08:36:33 PM
Oops, I should have accounted for your dirty mind Miss D.  whistle:

Please - don't make any exceptions on my behalf  lol:
We won't...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 10:04:10 PM
I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.

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Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense  evil:

ALso

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Figs
Tortillas


What kind of frightful treat does this portend?  evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 06:07:05 AM
Happy Birthday Nick!


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 whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:16:54 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 20, 2009, 08:21:45 AM
I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.

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Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense  evil:

ALso

Quote
Figs
Tortillas


What kind of frightful treat does this portend?  evil:


Maybe?


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Happy Birthday Nick.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 08:25:48 AM
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                      May you have many more.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:50:20 AM
Thank you. Quite a lot of books so far  cloud9:

Postie arrives later
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:50:40 AM
I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.

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Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense  evil:

ALso

Quote
Figs
Tortillas


What kind of frightful treat does this portend?  evil:


Maybe?


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Happy Birthday Nick.


I doubt it noooo:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 08:52:58 AM
I have just found a screwed up Tesco receipt on the floor.

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Birthday Cake: £4.98
Mrs Nick spares no expense  evil:

ALso

Quote
Figs
Tortillas


What kind of frightful treat does this portend?  evil:


Maybe?


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Happy Birthday Nick.


I doubt it noooo:

If Uncle is right I find the figs a worry. scared2:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: BBC News
"The first accident in a remarkable lifetime of mishaps occurred just 54 years and 9 months ago today..."




Many happy returns Nick. 
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:55:33 AM
::)
I baked it myself!  evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:56:23 AM
It was 54 years and 10 months actually. I refused to come out and had to be evicted  eveilgrin:

One for the girls: I was 12 and a half pounds at birth  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 08:58:30 AM
So the figs would be for your mother then  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:59:00 AM
The Boy is now treating me to:


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c)

 Banghead
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 09:00:08 AM
It was 54 years and 10 months actually. I refused to come out and had to be evicted  eveilgrin:

One for the girls: I was 12 and a half pounds at birth  eveilgrin:

Ey up you FAT bearded bastard! lol:

A very 'appy burfday to you, you wiley old buzzard. cloud9:

I'll be 'round to share your CAKE  with you later. happy088
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 09:02:23 AM
So the figs would be for your mother then  whistle:
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 09:03:39 AM
She claimed that she never recovered  evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 09:05:56 AM
She claimed that she never recovered  evil:

I was only ten and a half pounds and my mother never forgave me either.  sad24: She was still going on about it when I was 40
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 09:22:19 AM
So any'ow like, what's the plans for today then like ey Nick?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 20, 2009, 10:00:49 AM
Happy birthday Nick - from one leftie to another, long may we rule!
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 10:03:21 AM
Happy birthday Nick - from one leftie to another, long may we rule!

Aren't we all in 'ere?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 10:04:41 AM
Any'ow, where is the fat old goat? Bakin' another ruddy CAKE p'raps? ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 10:07:13 AM
Old Bristle Chin? ~ Makin' a pie ~ prolly
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Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Bar Wench on January 20, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
Perhaps he is off visiting Donna as a birthday treat.  eyes:
Or hanging round the bowling alley looking for MILFs to tutor.   ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Pastis on January 20, 2009, 11:09:31 AM
Happy Birthday OLD chum!  ;)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 11:14:54 AM
Gettin' right on my tits this. evil:

Where is he?

I'm gonna ring him. He'll problee be stuffing his face with MY share of THE CAKE  Banghead
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 11:18:46 AM
His birthday treat was probably a trip to the Steam Cake Shoppe.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 11:23:09 AM
He's probably slipped over on his new slate driveway!  point:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 11:28:59 AM
I have been to Birkenhead  evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 11:34:46 AM
I have been to Birkenhead  evil:

Good. You're back. Saves me 'avin' to ring you now.
Nice trip to Berkined then? whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know (unless it's to buy fish  cloud9:). And I have to go every effing Tuesday   Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 11:49:32 AM
No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know

Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:

"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 12:03:51 PM
No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know

Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:

"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Nick is a dealer?  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know

Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:

"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Nick is a dealer?  eeek:

Dealer of verbal catergory A shite, yes. I thought you knew? whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 12:34:38 PM
No such thing as a nice trip to Birkenhead, as you well know

Oh I do. Shithole grade A+ merit gold star distinction. sick2:

"Gorany drugs ey mayyyte" capital of GB
Nick is a dealer?  eeek:

Dealer of verbal catergory A shite, yes. I thought you knew? whistle:
"Mr Nick, I am arresting you for intent to supply a quantity of HerbalVerbal Shite"
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 20, 2009, 12:35:38 PM
Happy Birthday  Nick (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cosgan.de%2Fimages%2Fmore%2Fbigs%2Fa122.gif&hash=5a50744be6add037a9c469d4d072181b9ef8302f)



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Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 12:44:30 PM
Ta
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 02:34:21 PM
TA

I was sure GOS was a Regular?
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 02:54:48 PM
TA

I was sure GOS was a Regular?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 03:10:14 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 03:13:36 PM
Are you actually doin' summat for your burfday like?  rubschin:

You seem to have just spent most of the day in 'ere talkin' shite imho. ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 03:14:38 PM
NO
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 03:19:07 PM
NO

Oh. That's a bit sad matey. cry:

Isn't Mrs Nick takin' you out for a nice romatic meal tonight or summat, with a bit of you know ;) ...for 'puddin' like, after like?  eyes:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 03:55:15 PM
NO

Oh. That's a bit sad matey. cry:

Isn't Mrs Nick takin' you out for a nice romatic meal tonight or summat, with a bit of you know ;) ...for 'puddin' like, after like?  eyes:

Oh Growler ~ you do know how to rub it in don't you. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-laughing021.gif&hash=f202bb8836995b287979239c87bc4b3020f9be68)

Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 04:00:43 PM
NO

Oh. That's a bit sad matey. cry:

Isn't Mrs Nick takin' you out for a nice romatic meal tonight or summat, with a bit of you know ;) ...for 'puddin' like, after like?  eyes:
She prolly got him a present and tickets for a show.... but put them somewhere safe like!  point:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 04:13:05 PM
This gets better and better ~ a Tesco £4.50 cake and you two think she is going to take him out to a show followed by a romantic dinner and then shag him.
I expect they'll go iceskating on the Mersey afterwards (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-laughing025.gif&hash=7a4298b26c5798dc8b5007d78b2a431657bf780e)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 20, 2009, 04:16:43 PM
Anything's possible ~ especially in the Nick household.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
We await a full and descriptive renaysonce or summat...you know what I mean... of what happened with the greatest of anticipations. lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:50:14 PM
Nothing happened - Mrs. Nick was faffing, Nick tried to teach GOS and I about the 'Birds and Bees' but proved woefully unqualified...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 08:57:15 PM
Well where is the old snarlin' duffer now then like ey? WHERE?
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 08:58:20 PM
Nothing happened - Mrs. Nick was faffing, Nick tried to teach GOS and I about the 'Birds and Bees' but proved woefully unqualified...  noooo:

I've just concluded that woefully shite thread in 4 simple moves. ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 08:59:08 PM
She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 09:00:01 PM
She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff  noooo:
Damp cloth eh... you dirty devil!  point:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
Happy birthday Nick - I don't believe I have wished you many happy returns of the day

Hope you've had a good one
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 09:03:38 PM
She is in full faff mode at present. Damp cloth and stuff  noooo:

Faffin' about WHAT exactly.

Think your gonna have to skip the main course now and go straight into the 'puddin'  eyes: if you ask me
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2009, 09:05:20 PM
Happy birthday Nick - I don't believe I have wished you many happy returns of the day

Hope you've had a good one

He hasn't...apparently, alledgedly, so he says like, dozy old scollop. ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 09:52:11 AM
He should take a lesson:

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, and...


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

 lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2009, 10:15:34 AM
Until now, I had scoffed at Astrology.  rubschin:

Popped into the local last night and found a minor celebration in the corner as it was 'Lefty' Harris' 60th birthday.

He is known as Lefty not because of his political views but because he lacks a right arm after an accident with machinery years ago.
He is also rumoured to have a 'frequent user' card at Casualty.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 10:20:24 AM
Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius  angel1
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2009, 10:24:40 AM
Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius  angel1
Those are unusual names for wards.

Is it a Scally thing?
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 10:28:50 AM
Well that rather depends on which "authority" you listen to and if you believe in such nonsense anyway.
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Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-21 June)
Cancer (22 June-22 July)
Leo (23 July-22 August)
Virgo (23 August-21 September)
Libra (22 September-22 October)
Scorpio (23 October-21 November)
Sagittarius (22 November-21 December)
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
Aquarius (21 January-19 February)

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Capricorn Zodiac Sign - Basics:

Element: Earth, Quality: Cardinal, Ruler: Saturn.

Character

Capricorn is content to work within the social order in which it finds itself and seeks success therein. A great sense of responsibility and a determination to complete any project once started. Seeks tangible results.

Pitfalls

Reluctant to take time out for the simple pleasures of life. Must complete the task in hand within a set framework - fearful of innovation. The child who becomes an adult too early. Keeps feelings separate from the task in hand when engaging them would make it more wholesome.

A word of advice

Your strong sense of duty is a great gift, but if you allow it to take you over and stop you having fun you will antagonise those you love and you will have less to give. Don't take on more responsibilities than you can handle.

Compatibility

Your ideal mate gives you time to open up to your feelings and welcomes your dependability. You may attract fiery exuberant partners who challenge your reticence, which can be very exciting as well as scary.


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Aquarius Zodiac Sign - Basics:

Element: Air, Quality: Fixed, Rulers: Saturn Uranus.

Character

Aquarius has ideas to take humanity out of its restriction to the social order into a wider sense of community. Values freedom and equality, encouraging others to claim what it considers is their due.

Pitfalls

Attracted to 'isms' - ideological systems of thought that can end up in leaving people just as trapped as before. Ideals become wishful thoughts to which one can escape - 'at least I know what the world ought to be like even if I can't make it that way' (especially if Moon in Aquarius.

A word of advice

Check this out: does your concern for the 'brotherhood of man' arise, at least in part, from a lack of a strong sense of your own individual worth? Watch this especially if you think you are entitled to prior consideration on account of your advanced ideas.

Compatibility

Your ideal mate listens admiringly while you expound your thoughts and won't embarrass you with tears when you keep an ice-cool distance. You may attract a partner who will feel more strongly than you do, and allowing yourself to open up and finding yourself loved for it will do wonders for your self-esteem.




To be honest little of either of the above seems to apply to the Nick we know and love.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 11:18:06 AM
Being born on the 20th means you have a choice of Capricorn or Aquarius  angel1
Those are unusual names for wards.

Is it a Scally thing?
drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 01:25:53 PM
Attracted to isms hey? Is that the same as being attracted to breasts?
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2009, 06:17:14 PM
Weren't you supposed to be organising a 54 gun salute for the aging disaster area GOS? 










Actually come to think of it, Nick plus artillery would probably preclude him from reaching the 55 club  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 06:20:07 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2009, 06:24:22 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:

You could always get your prescription altered if they weren't !
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 06:27:53 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2009, 07:01:45 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:

You could always get your prescription altered if they weren't !

Not that I'm implying I know how your mind works Miss D but would that alteration involve a certain sharp axe?  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:16:28 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:
What is 'the right size'?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 21, 2009, 07:18:53 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:
What is 'the right size'?  rubschin:

B.S.H.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:20:54 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:
What is 'the right size'?  rubschin:

B.S.H.  cloud9:
Big Squashy Hangers...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:
What is 'the right size'?  rubschin:

B.S.H.  cloud9:

Boulder Shoulder Holders  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:30:57 PM
My interest in breasts is undiminished. As long as they are the right size, of course  cloud9:
What is 'the right size'?  rubschin:

B.S.H.  cloud9:
Behemoths Suitable for Hounds  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 21, 2009, 07:32:44 PM
Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:34:36 PM
Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:

How big is a British Standard Hand then...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 21, 2009, 07:37:14 PM
Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:

How big is a British Standard Hand then...?  Shrugs:

Find me a set of available gazumpers then, and I'll try me hand to see if they fit.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2009, 07:37:29 PM
bout this big

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Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:38:34 PM
Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:

How big is a British Standard Hand then...?  Shrugs:

Find me a set of available gazumpers then, and I'll try me hand to see if they fit.
Well, Miss D is the only female here at the moment... and she has an axe...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2009, 07:40:25 PM
I'm not the jealous sort  - you carry on  lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 07:55:33 PM
Numpties....BRITISH STANDARD HANDFULL!! ::)
rubschin:

How big is a British Standard Hand then...?  Shrugs:

Amazingly one that fits a tit ~ although I can't get enough of  good thing
Title: Re: Nick is 55 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2009, 09:14:54 AM
Another year almost clocked up
Title: Re: Nick is 55 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
Another year fucked up

 happy100
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2009, 09:22:29 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2009, 09:23:43 AM
cussing:
point:

My burfday on June 1st... 50....  sad24:
Title: Re: Nick is 55 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on December 29, 2009, 09:24:47 AM
Another year almost clocked up

Not trying to remind us or seek attention like, dragging this owld shite back up again...are you? noooo:  ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2009, 09:25:53 AM
You could bring me some cake  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on December 29, 2009, 09:26:51 AM
cussing:
point:

My burfday on June 1st... 50....  sad24:

Only a baby. Stop yer bloody whinging man.  ::)

Nice to see you're a Gemini too, you two faced split personality nasty twat.....just like me like. lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on December 29, 2009, 09:27:30 AM
You could bring me some cake  rubschin:

Box of Mr Kipling do then? ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2009, 09:30:09 AM
cussing:
point:

My burfday on June 1st... 50....  sad24:

Only a baby. Stop yer bloody whinging man.  ::)

Nice to see you're a Gemini too, you two faced split personality nasty twat.....just like me like. lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:07:27 PM
BM shares a birthday with the THW ~ which may explain a lot  whistle:

Both have high maintenance costs
Both like spending money on unnecessary items for their own pleasure
Both like being waited on hand and foot
Both are obsessed with their hair (or lack of it in BM's case)
Both like getting their own way
Both eat chips with everything


I'm am beginning to think there may be something in this astrology stuff after all  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 29, 2009, 03:08:52 PM
The day of the stropalots  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
ANd how is the THW?  Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:12:07 PM
The day of the stropalots  rubschin:

Indeed ~ sorry I was adding to my post whilst you sent that in ...... far more succinct than my tirade but essentially saying the same thing  happy088
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 29, 2009, 03:17:48 PM
Oh no - your direct comparisons are much more pertinent  8)

Us Cancerians ( the most wonderful sign of the Zodiac ) are very appreciative of such exploration of the theory  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:19:22 PM
ANd how is the THW?  Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?

Very very lucky to be alive ~ I thought her mother was going to do for her yesterday evening. Hoooooge screaming row between them ending with SWWLTBO saying "You are without doubt the most selfish, ungrateful, nasty, spiteful, thoughtless, opinionated and immature little bitch that has ever walked this earth ~ get out of my sight before I do you permanent harm". THW then continued to whine and carp at which point SWWLTBO totally lost it saying screaming "I said get out of my sight now fuck off before I beat you" There then came the sounds of several slaps and a loud wailing from the THW who rushed to lock herself in her bedroom.

Today they have gone shopping together  shrugs:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:19:51 PM
Oh no - your direct comparisons are much more pertinent  8)

Us Cancerians ( the most wonderful sign of the Zodiac ) are very appreciative of such exploration of the theory  whistle:


Aren't we tho' ~ not at all "crabby" in fact  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2009, 03:21:14 PM
ANd how is the THW?  Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?

Very very lucky to be alive ~ I thought her mother was going to do for her yesterday evening. Hoooooge screaming row between them ending with SWWLTBO saying "You are without doubt the most selfish, ungrateful, nasty, spiteful, thoughtless, opinionated and immature little bitch that has ever walked this earth ~ get out of my sight before I do you permanent harm". THW then continued to whine and carp at which point SWWLTBO totally lost it saying screaming "I said get out of my sight now fuck off before I beat you" There then came the sounds of several slaps and a loud wailing from the THW who rushed to lock herself in her bedroom.

Today they have gone shopping together  shrugs:

Who is da boss? Wimmin are like pack animals.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:23:05 PM
ANd how is the THW?  Popcorn: During this lonooooooooooooooong family holiday?

Very very lucky to be alive ~ I thought her mother was going to do for her yesterday evening. Hoooooge screaming row between them ending with SWWLTBO saying "You are without doubt the most selfish, ungrateful, nasty, spiteful, thoughtless, opinionated and immature little bitch that has ever walked this earth ~ get out of my sight before I do you permanent harm". THW then continued to whine and carp at which point SWWLTBO totally lost it saying screaming "I said get out of my sight now fuck off before I beat you" There then came the sounds of several slaps and a loud wailing from the THW who rushed to lock herself in her bedroom.

Today they have gone shopping together  shrugs:

Who is da boss? Wimmin are like pack animals.

Yes I figured it was about who is now dominant female in the tribe like ..... It seems that the old girl is still head chimp.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 29, 2009, 03:29:51 PM
Alpha Ape  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2009, 03:31:00 PM
As befits the wife of the Old Silverback  lol:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2009, 10:49:10 AM
evil:

Who's a grumpy goblin then?

Silverback = adult male gorilla, dominant male in group. NOTHING to do with Silver Helmets or plastic buckets  ::)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Just One More on January 20, 2010, 06:12:36 AM
Happy Birthday Nick, enjoy whatever you do or whatever you have done to you  eeek:  eyes:  ;D
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2010, 06:43:50 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY  NICK

What time is the party  rubschin:

Have a lovely day xxx
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 07:02:50 AM
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Happy Burfday old fellah!  happy088

You should have mentioned it... I would have got you a mahoosive present...  redface:

Have a pint...  ;)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 20, 2010, 07:23:02 AM
Happy Birthday Nick... wherever you are.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2010, 09:38:04 AM
Happy Birthday Nick.


Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Pastis on January 20, 2010, 09:46:57 AM
Happy Birthday old chum!  happy088
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2010, 09:54:00 AM
Happy Birthday Nick.


Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.

I'm on me way to have a look like.

Look on the black side mousey. Year nearer the grave.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 20, 2010, 10:01:20 AM
Happy Birthday chap hope it's not traumatic!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FyXNni.jpg&hash=623a7a48f807652499a9ba2706ce3ff647e1b381) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsyXNni)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2010, 10:52:07 AM
Happy Birthday Nick.  ;D

I assume you will be falling face-down in a cake somewhere, if they allow them on the ward.  ;)
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 11:01:06 AM
Happy Birthday Nick.


Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.

Are we looking at the same calendar...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: beerhead on January 20, 2010, 11:02:42 AM
Happy Birthday. How many years until the Senior Citizens Railcard ?
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Thank you one and all.I also wish to thank my parents, my primary school teacher, all my wonderful friends and colleagues, all my.....  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 11:06:51 AM
Thank you one and all.I also wish to thank my parents, my primary school teacher, all my wonderful friends and colleagues, all my.....  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Stop blubbing and cut the cake man!  evil:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2010, 12:14:07 PM
Happy Birthday Nick.


Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.

Are we looking at the same calendar...?  rubschin:

I think so ...... try: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=7

Or even http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=9

Or any others that may take your fancy.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2010, 12:19:42 PM


Are we looking at the same calendar...?  rubschin:

I think so ...... try: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=7

Or even http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=9

Or any others that may take your fancy.
Errr ...I put my holiday in the calender and I think Pastis put his in as well  redface:

And I put my trip to Cyprus in as well  redface:

I thought that was what the calender was for  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 12:32:46 PM
Happy Birthday Nick.


Would have sent a card but missed the chance to post it in time because the calendar was so full of other shite you posted that I almost missed the birthday completely.

Are we looking at the same calendar...?  rubschin:

I think so ...... try: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=7

Or even http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=calendar;year=2009;month=9

Or any others that may take your fancy.

Nothing in January tho - apart from the strange appearance of the horsemen...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2010, 02:07:11 PM
Thank you one and all.I also wish to thank my parents, my primary school teacher, all my wonderful friends and colleagues, all my.....  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

What you think this is ey, ey?
A ferkin' radio phone in request show? ::)

You forgot the ....'and everybody that knows me' shite too. Angry9:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
I saw Mrs Nick this morning (in Birkenhead). She had  forgotten it was my birthday  sad24:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: GROWLER on January 20, 2010, 02:16:31 PM
I saw Mrs Nick this morning (in Birkenhead). She had  forgotten it was my birthday  sad24:

Can you just begin to imagine if that had been the other way 'round ey, CAN YOU!!!! eeek: eeek:




 Explode:....and THAT IS the understatement of the century!
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 02:18:38 PM
I saw Mrs Nick this morning (in Birkenhead). She had  forgotten it was my birthday  sad24:

Perhaps she has organised a surprise party... for later like...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 20, 2010, 02:19:17 PM
Now that really does not bear thinking about.
Title: Re: Nick is 54 on the 20th Jan
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2010, 02:22:53 PM
AS I PMd you Mr Growler.

And thank you Miss C for your lovely TEXT MESSAGE  cloud9: