The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on January 13, 2009, 02:17:06 PM
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Just rung a cuzzie up so I can go and fix his car this avvy, as per arrangement with the main stealer he purchased it off.
He lives in a block of flats that aren't listed in the A-Z, so I asked him what road the flats are in.
His reply?
I dunno. eeek:
What a total gonk.
Personally, I despair for the future generations, I really do. noooo:
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Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode whistle:
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Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode whistle:
Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:
Modern technological shite. cussing:
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Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode whistle:
Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:
Modern technological shite. cussing:
And you're not?
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Dont be daft, if he's in Manchester then his wheels have been nicked and the engine stripped. whistle:
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He's north of Watford, that's bad enough.
(puts on tin hat and waits for flak)
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Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode whistle:
Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:
Modern technological shite. cussing:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.simondring.co.uk%2Fvo%2Fimages%2F1970%2F1974%2520tom-Toms.jpg&hash=f130f6a453d3c6f7cfca947d67ba6e74c9b9c25f)
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::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2uHxQ0.jpg&hash=05a610d1fe47faa570c0306ec4723268b97a7a23) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2uHxQ0)
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Personally I have more faith in the Jungle Drums.
Doing 25mph on the M56 out of Manchester when we all lknow he is sat in his garage typing to us on his 'puter. noooo:
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Just rung a cuzzie up so I can go and fix his car this avvy, as per arrangement with the main stealer he purchased it off.
He lives in a block of flats that aren't listed in the A-Z, so I asked him what road the flats are in.
His reply?
I dunno. eeek:
What a total gonk.
Personally, I despair for the future generations, I really do. noooo:
I had a customer that did this to me! eeek:
I drove to the far end of the island to see them, when I got to their town I called and asked for directions to their apartment building.
"We don't know where it is - we've just moved in"
noooo:
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I just turned my SatNav on in the kitchen. It reckons I am in Seville. Stupid thing evil:
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Get his postcode and look it up on http://postcode.royalmail.com/portal/rm/addressfinder;jsessionid=M1CBSBA3SZ334FB2IGIUNZQ?catId=400145&pageId=pcaf_a_search&gear=postcode whistle:
Stuffed his postcode into me Tom Tom, which is currently showing my position as on the M56 heading out of Manchester doing 25mph! eeek:
Modern technological shite. cussing:
And you're not?
As I was saying. I despair. ::)
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It werks now, but I have stopped trusting it
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It werks now, but I have stopped trusting it
When you switch it on...in your house ::)....I think it goes back to where you last where when you switched it off, even though you've cleared the memory as requested.
I could be wrong, but suspect I'm right.
As I said. Modern technological shite.
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Just rung a cuzzie up so I can go and fix his car this avvy, as per arrangement with the main stealer he purchased it off.
He lives in a block of flats that aren't listed in the A-Z, so I asked him what road the flats are in.
His reply?
I dunno. eeek:
What a total gonk.
Personally, I despair for the future generations, I really do. noooo:
Many moons ago a mate and I were on the razz in Hamburg and staying in a small hotel. Late at nigt and totally rat arsed we to directed the taxi driver to take us back to our hotel on Einbahnstrasse.
I understood the phrase Dumbkoff from him but I was in no state to take offence. whistle: Stupid sqaure head
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It werks now, but I have stopped trusting it
When you switch it on...in your house ::)....I think it goes back to where you last where when you switched it off, even though you've cleared the memory as requested.
I could be wrong, but suspect I'm right.
As I said. Modern technological shite.
If you switch it on in your kitchen it can't 'see' the satellites to get new positioning information... therefore, as far as it knows it is still in the last place where it could see the satellites... see...? whistle:
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It werks now, but I have stopped trusting it
When you switch it on...in your house ::)....I think it goes back to where you last where when you switched it off, even though you've cleared the memory as requested.
I could be wrong, but suspect I'm right.
As I said. Modern technological shite.
If you switch it on in your kitchen it can't 'see' the satellites to get new positioning information... therefore, as far as it knows it is still in the last place where it could see the satellites... see...? whistle:
There's an echo in 'ere. ::)
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Could be positive feedback or sumfink, both sat-navs attempting a kitchen to kitchen sync ? eyes:
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You think they are tapping into one another then?
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Do they live in Gloucester?
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I shall keep my in-depth technical knowledge to myself in future... evil:
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I shall keep my in-depth technical knowledge to myself in future... evil:
happy100
Ahhhhhhhh! Bless his little cotton double gusset. We've upset him.
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I shall keep my in-depth technical knowledge to myself in future... evil:
Please don't ...I'm still in need cry:
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I shall keep my in-depth technical knowledge to myself in future... evil:
Please don't ...I'm still in need cry:
Needy eh...? eyes:
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Needy eh...? eyes:
Yep - especially on the 24th lol:
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Needy eh...? eyes:
Yep - especially on the 24th lol:
I'll be there for you, don't you worry my dear... ;)
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I'll let you know the time ;)
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I'll let you know the time ;)
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