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Title: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 08:23:18 AM
Peace at last  cloud9:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
Back to werk as well then...?
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 08:34:40 AM
I welcome it, providing I can recall what I am meant to be doing. I made a list but I can't find it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 08:46:08 AM
I welcome it, providing I can recall what I am meant to be doing. I made a list but I can't find it  rubschin:
Ask Mrs. Nick where she put it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 08:47:18 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes! cloud9:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 08:47:45 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 08:48:18 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Toenails?
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 08:50:14 AM
Back to werk as well then...?

I've had little time off over crimbo tbh, so apart from one job today, I'm going to have some 'me time'. cloud9:
Me 'ill beckons, all frosty and icy like. cloud9:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 08:52:45 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Luvvvvvlee.  cloud9:
You  too can have some 'me time' just with her then like ey?
A day for 'bonding' Snoops, bonding.

Clasp the nettle. You know it makes sense. whistle:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 09:04:14 AM
First I would need to prise her apart from her boyfriend ~ they're like a pair of limpets. Opening oysters is nothing compared to getting them to stop sucking one anothers tongues.

Anyway I also have the boys to occupy.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 09:14:28 AM
First I would need to prise her apart from her boyfriend ~ they're like a pair of limpets. Opening oysters is nothing compared to getting them to stop sucking one anothers tongues.

Thanks for that little insight.  sick2:
I was just having me marmite toast too.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 09:15:44 AM
First I would need to prise her apart from her boyfriend ~ they're like a pair of limpets. Opening oysters is nothing compared to getting them to stop sucking one anothers tongues.

Anyway I also have the boys to occupy.
Have you tried a rolled-up newspaper...?
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:16:34 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Mr Wench agrees. Today is all about team bonding, they all hate each other! No bonding is going to solve that!
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 09:20:20 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Mr Wench agrees. Today is all about team bonding, they all hate each other! No bonding is going to solve that!
Bloody obvious isn't it?  cussing:

They've just had two weeks off... if they'd wanted to 'bond' with the other teachers they would have gone round their house or met down the pub and done so...  noooo:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2009, 09:21:27 AM
Anyway won't whatever schools are open close immediately as soon as the first flake of snow falls  lol:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 09:24:31 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Mr Wench agrees. Today is all about team bonding, they all hate each other! No bonding is going to solve that!
Bloody obvious isn't it?  cussing:

They've just had two weeks off... if they'd wanted to 'bond' with the other teachers they would have gone round their house or met down the pub and done so...  noooo:

THAT is exactly what they do, so a 'mole' reliably informs me.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 09:24:59 AM
First I would need to prise her apart from her boyfriend ~ they're like a pair of limpets. Opening oysters is nothing compared to getting them to stop sucking one anothers tongues.

Anyway I also have the boys to occupy.
Have you tried a rolled-up newspaper...?

I have threatened a bucket of cold water   eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:25:55 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

Teenage Hormone Wreck has the day off too. Bloody inset days need abolishing! evil:

Mr Wench agrees. Today is all about team bonding, they all hate each other! No bonding is going to solve that!
Bloody obvious isn't it?  cussing:

They've just had two weeks off... if they'd wanted to 'bond' with the other teachers they would have gone round their house or met down the pub and done so...  noooo:

THAT is exactly what they do, so a 'mole' reliably informs me.

Mr Wench's lot have "bonding" this morning, followed by school lunch to guarantee they won't leave the premises, followed by some sort of casino thing.  noooo:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2009, 09:30:06 AM
Mr Wench's lot have "bonding" this morning

As it is a primary school, does this involve glue, bits of coloured felt and cardboard?
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:30:39 AM
Probably. I was playing with egg cartons last night.  noooo:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: tel on January 05, 2009, 09:39:28 AM
Probably. I was playing with egg cartons last night.  noooo:

You're easily pleased then. ;D
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 09:40:26 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

WHich involves doing what exactly?
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2009, 09:42:55 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

WHich involves doing what exactly?

It's "inset" not "insert" stupid.  ::)
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 09:43:32 AM
Mr Wench has inset.  ::)

WHich involves doing what exactly?

Setting in? In setting?

Setting what exactly is one of the wonders of the universe apparently, alledgedly, so I'm reliably informed like.
Nobody actually knows tbh. noooo:

Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 09:44:38 AM
I bet it involves doughnuts
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 09:48:50 AM
I bet it involves doughnuts

Really wish you hadn't said that. I've come over all CAKEY now.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 09:49:46 AM
We still have lots left  whistle:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 09:52:37 AM
We still have lots left  whistle:

Excellent news. Your CAKE is good, and that's important, cus Morrisons don't seem to have any of MY CAKE left now. sad32:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 09:54:12 AM
Do you want the recipe, like?
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:55:26 AM
Normally it involves training of some description. Health and safety, foreign languages etc.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 10:02:25 AM
Do you want the recipe, like?

Only if I can fry one up on me propane outdoor cooker in the woods like.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:07:22 AM
Normally it involves training of some description. Health and safety, foreign languages etc.

Foreign languages? In a day?  noooo:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:14:05 AM
All right ~ I'll play the game ~ It is all about continual professional development ~ usually further in-school traning sessions that are most often used to introduce the latest bollox ideas and instructions from the LEA or Government ~ as if earning your living the way you do you didn't know that.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:20:30 AM
I genuinely do not know what The Boy's teachers do on INSET days. I have suggested to the Head that he tells us. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 10:24:22 AM
All right ~ I'll play the game ~ It is all about continual professional development ~ usually further in-school traning sessions that are most often used to introduce the latest bollox ideas and instructions from the LEA or Government ~ as if earning your living the way you do you didn't know that.

Thing is most teachers don't want them either. But the schools are required to have x amount per year.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:24:49 AM
So called Baker Days

Someone merged the thread  rubschin:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
When Kenneth Baker was Education Sec. they certainly were called Baker Days
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:30:47 AM
I shouted at him once. In a traffic jam. He closed his car window  evil:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:33:25 AM
Something with rice I think
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
No, he had Brylcreem on his hair
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:35:24 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:35:55 AM
You got your threads muddled  noooo:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:38:20 AM
 redface: I was also shouting down the phone at some arse from the Pensions Service whilst reading three threads and typing replies one handed.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:38:59 AM
What were you doing with your other hand  eeek:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:39:49 AM
Holding the phone to me ear  Banghead


Don't upset me this is proving a baaaaaaad day.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 10:40:11 AM
Holding the phone to me ear  Banghead
Of course....  point:
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2009, 12:07:50 PM
Holding the phone to me ear  Banghead
Of course....  point:
He is a dog.

He was also scratching behind his ear with his foot at the same time.
Title: Re: Back to skool
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 12:12:23 PM
 doh: