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Title: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 10:57:47 AM
And our decs are coming down today  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 10:58:54 AM
And ours... Just waiting for LL to get into gear and I can get up the ladders and put the boxes away in the garage for another year....  cloud9:











Oh, hold on tho...  scared2:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:00:10 AM
Perhaps the thread title should be "Time to get the non slip mat under the ladder"  point:

Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 11:01:26 AM
I'm just building an under-the-ladder-non-slippy-thing that I can use in the stairwell... What could possibly go wrong...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 11:05:17 AM
Took mine all down on Friday when I came home from work and recognised the festive period was well and truly over. Walking in the door to twinkling loveliness was simply irratating.

Also cleared out under the stairs cupboard before putting all Christmas related things back in - and then still cooked dinner for friends who were coming over at 7  angel1
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:05:39 AM
 angry041: Smug little *****************!
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 11:06:38 AM
Took mine all down on Friday when I came home from work and recognised the festive period was well and truly over. Walking in the door to twinkling loveliness was simply irratating.

Also cleared out under the stairs cupboard before putting all Christmas related things back in - and then still cooked dinner for friends who were coming over at 7  angel1
worthy:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 11:07:29 AM
angry041: Smug little *****************!

Don't forget evil  lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:11:12 AM
I have a vision of Wenchy clinging to her Christmas tree forest wailing "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
We haven't started to take ours down yet...  Banghead
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 11:12:25 AM
Our treeis going. How to get it out of hte house without spreading all those pine needles everywhere is the problem. And it is not going to the dump in my car, not after last time  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:14:11 AM
By tradition they should not come down until tomorrow I'm told but Mrs S#2 returns to work tomorrow and as she is the only one she trusts to pack things away "properly"  whistle:

At the BM household I could understand the decs staying up a bit longer as you haven't been there to see them anyway. Frankly I'm still wondering why you bothered to put them up in the first place.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:17:13 AM
Our treeis going. How to get it out of hte house without spreading all those pine needles everywhere is the problem. And it is not going to the dump in my car, not after last time  evil:

When we used real trees (before discovering that the sap caused the little one to suffer badly from Asthma) I always got the garden shears out and chopped it up in situ, placing all the cuttings into a bin liner ~ thus the only needles were confined to the one place.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 11:20:54 AM
By tradition they should not come down until tomorrow

I know - I've heard that so many times about it being unlucky to take it down before the 6th from religious / superstitious minded folk (whatever the difference there may be ).

Honestly whats the worse that can happen  scared2:

Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
By tradition they should not come down until tomorrow

I know - I've heard that so many times about it being unlucky to take it down before the 6th from religious / superstitious minded folk (whatever the difference there may be ).

Honestly whats the worse that can happen  scared2:



Old Nick could visit you  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 11:30:55 AM
Our treeis going. How to get it out of hte house without spreading all those pine needles everywhere is the problem. And it is not going to the dump in my car, not after last time  evil:
When I was a kid the tree had about two inches of needles under it by the time we took the lights off... sucking them all up the hoover was a great game...

At Miss Piggy's house I couldn't even pull the needles off the tree (no it wasn't a plastic tree) - some bizarre genetic breeding monstrosity no doubt.

Nick, you bought the wrong type of tree!  point:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 11:32:14 AM
Praps so, but it was 'reduced to clear'   whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:32:57 AM
Our treeis going. How to get it out of hte house without spreading all those pine needles everywhere is the problem. And it is not going to the dump in my car, not after last time  evil:
When I was a kid the tree had about two inches of needles under it by the time we took the lights off... sucking them all up the hoover was a great game...

At Miss Piggy's house I couldn't even pull the needles off the tree (no it wasn't a plastic tree) - some bizarre genetic breeding monstrosity no doubt.

Nick, you bought the wrong type of tree!  point:

Was Miss Piggy aware of your tree wrecking attempts and do you expect to be invited back again?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 11:36:49 AM
Praps so, but it was 'reduced to clear'   whistle:
A bargain then!  point:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Tinkerbell on January 04, 2009, 11:44:08 AM
Ours are down.... all confined to 3 boxes, sealed and clearly marked............ just in case we have to move again like!!!!   sad24:

Now to clear up the mess!!

I've even changed out of my Christmas outfit!!!

I know it's unlucky to leave them up after 5th...hadn't heard of it being unlucky to take them down early!!

Who's starting their spring cleaning?   lol:



Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Mrs TG on January 04, 2009, 11:45:44 AM
I took ours down on new yrs day, always have done for long time. Dont see point once new yr is all out way, if Tg would have own way would have been down before, but i did put it up on 1st december.
Also I Keep seeing reduced wrapping paper an cards which seem to fall into my shopping basket, all sorted for next yr... whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 11:48:34 AM
I took ours down on new yrs day, always have done for long time. Dont see point once new yr is all out way, if Tg would have own way would have been down before, but i did put it up on 1st december.
Also I Keep seeing reduced wrapping paper an cards which seem to fall into my shopping basket, all sorted for next yr... whistle:

Mrs S#1 used to buy her cards, wrapping paper etc in the Jan sales and then, come December, she had forgotten where she had "hidden" them  ::)
Happened year after year. She only ever found the bargains again when we moved house.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 11:49:27 AM
Ours are down.... all confined to 3 boxes, sealed and clearly marked............ just in case we have to move again like!!!!   sad24:

Now to clear up the mess!!

I've even changed out of my Christmas outfit!!!

I thougknow it's unlucky to leave them up after 5th...hadn't heard of it being unlucky to take them down early!!

Who's starting their spring cleaning?   lol:


I fancy doing a whole house spring clean...must be something about taking the decs down. Want to completely decorate my bedroom, put new flooring in the bathroom, buy a new 47 inch lcd 100hz tv, put new carpets in hall & living room.  Phew  eeek:

Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
Wait till May. You will have time then. ANd you can get a man in to help you  whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 11:55:27 AM
Wait till May. You will have time then. ANd you can get a man in to help you  whistle:

And where do you find these men that are willing to help  confused2:

But yes plan to do a bit of this in May and a lot of browsing before then  lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 11:56:16 AM
Ours are down.... all confined to 3 boxes, sealed and clearly marked............ just in case we have to move again like!!!!   sad24:

Now to clear up the mess!!

I've even changed out of my Christmas outfit!!!

I thougknow it's unlucky to leave them up after 5th...hadn't heard of it being unlucky to take them down early!!

Who's starting their spring cleaning?   lol:


I fancy doing a whole house spring clean...must be something about taking the decs down. Want to completely decorate my bedroom, put new flooring in the bathroom, buy a new 47 inch lcd 100hz tv, put new carpets in hall & living room.  Phew  eeek:


And a Blu-Ray player like...?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 11:58:07 AM
And a Blu-Ray player like...?  cloud9:

Not convinced of my need for one of those yet BM  rubschin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Mrs TG on January 04, 2009, 11:59:08 AM
I took ours down on new yrs day, always have done for long time. Dont see point once new yr is all out way, if Tg would have own way would have been down before, but i did put it up on 1st december.
Also I Keep seeing reduced wrapping paper an cards which seem to fall into my shopping basket, all sorted for next yr... whistle:

Mrs S#1 used to buy her cards, wrapping paper etc in the Jan sales and then, come December, she had forgotten where she had "hidden" them  ::)
Happened year after year. She only ever found the bargains again when we moved house.

Not if u put them in your xmas tree decorations box, then there they are when you get em out again, no problems!
 point:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 12:21:48 PM
And a Blu-Ray player like...?  cloud9:

Not convinced of my need for one of those yet BM  rubschin:
eeek:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 12:32:17 PM
I took ours down on new yrs day, always have done for long time. Dont see point once new yr is all out way, if Tg would have own way would have been down before, but i did put it up on 1st december.
Also I Keep seeing reduced wrapping paper an cards which seem to fall into my shopping basket, all sorted for next yr... whistle:

Mrs S#1 used to buy her cards, wrapping paper etc in the Jan sales and then, come December, she had forgotten where she had "hidden" them  ::)
Happened year after year. She only ever found the bargains again when we moved house.

Not if u put them in your xmas tree decorations box, then there they are when you get em out again, no problems!
 point:

Actually I did suggest that one year but she  angry041: didn't agree. Apparently I was too stupid to realise that she would not be getting the decorations boxes out until looooooong after all presents had been bought and wrapped.
Anywhoo ~ Divorce was easier in the end.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 12:33:21 PM
When are the pub decorations going into a box?  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 12:36:52 PM
When are the pub decorations going into a box?  evil:
There!  happy088
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 12:39:46 PM
When are the pub decorations going into a box?  evil:
There!  happy088

The Wench is damned quiet ~ you haven't put her in the box too ...... have you?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 12:50:28 PM
When are the pub decorations going into a box?  evil:
There!  happy088

Good, that means normal life can be resumed
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 12:51:21 PM
When are the pub decorations going into a box?  evil:
There!  happy088

The Wench is damned quiet ~ you haven't put her in the box too ...... have you?
She was around here somewhere... Prolly protecting the enchanted forest from Mr. Wench and his chopper...  whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 12:55:38 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Bar Wench on January 04, 2009, 03:13:03 PM
I have a vision of Wenchy clinging to her Christmas tree forest wailing "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

That is pretty much how it is. Mine isn't coming down till the 6th.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2009, 03:52:06 PM
Mrs JOM is taking ours down this evening. Now that Morrisons have got rid of all there recent "seasonal" stock I notice that they already have Easter eggs and hot cross buns in the aisles.

Could I find a Halloween outfit in there, could I hell, bloody useless store
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: GROWLER on January 04, 2009, 05:03:12 PM
I have a vision of Wenchy clinging to her Christmas tree forest wailing "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

That is pretty much how it is. Mine isn't coming down till the 6th.

Same here unfortunately Wenchy. ::)
Sadly I've been outvoted 3-1...again. Banghead

I mean, WHAT IS the point of leaving them up, cus I'm buggered if I know chief. noooo:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2009, 05:15:20 PM
Is that a serious question 'cos if it is I can explain the tradition but some will get bored and some will start complaining that they don't believe in God etc.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2009, 05:15:58 PM
Ours is still up and I can't see it coming down today after all.  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
Ours are all down, boxed up and put away in the garage...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: GROWLER on January 04, 2009, 05:42:19 PM
Is that a serious question 'cos if it is I can explain the tradition but some will get bored and some will start complaining that they don't believe in God etc.

Yes and no. I know all about the 'tradition' as such, I was merely refering to the fact that there doesn't seem much point in leaving them up imo, unless you are planning some sort of post crimbo party over the next 2 days like?

I personally don't see the point of putting them up in the first place, but that's just my opinion. ::)
I'm just a miserable old bastard...apparently, alledgedly, so they say. ::)
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Bar Wench on January 04, 2009, 05:49:34 PM
I leave them up as long as possible because I like them. I love my trees, my decorations and all of it. When it comes down it feels as though the magic has been sucked out of the house and I hate it.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2009, 05:55:45 PM

I'm just a miserable old bastard...apparently, alledgedly, so they say. ::)

There's a few of us about

Every year I hear myself saying, "that's it, no Christmas next year", and every following Christmas, we do Christmas  Banghead

I am determined that this coming Christmas (355 days isn't it Wenchy), I won't be doing it, having seen a few programmes on it recently, somewhere lonely on the Isle of Skye appeals

I'll let those that enjoy Christmas enjoy it

(some bugger is gonna drag this up this coming December aren't they)
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2009, 07:21:52 PM
I leave them up as long as possible because I like them. I love my trees, my decorations and all of it. When it comes down it feels as though the magic has been sucked out of the house and I hate it.

What about the sudden new found space you have discovered (where the christmas tree used to be ) wouldn't that be ideal to start filling with all sorts of nothing  lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 08:08:34 PM
I leave them up as long as possible because I like them. I love my trees, my decorations and all of it. When it comes down it feels as though the magic has been sucked out of the house and I hate it.

What about the sudden new found space you have discovered (where the Enchanted Forest used to be ) wouldn't that be ideal to start filling with all sorts of nothing  lol:
There...  ::)
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 08:46:20 AM
It does look so empty when it has all gone.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
It does look so empty when it has all gone.  rubschin:

Indeed ~ and soooooooooooooo clean.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 08:57:13 AM
And we don't have to drag the cat out of the tree every five minutes...  cussing:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
It does look so empty when it has all gone.  rubschin:

Indeed ~ and soooooooooooooo clean.

I wouldn't go that far.  redface:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 09:16:04 AM
It does look so empty when it has all gone.  rubschin:

Indeed ~ and soooooooooooooo clean.

I wouldn't go that far.  redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 09:23:15 AM
It does look so empty when it has all gone.  rubschin:

Indeed ~ and soooooooooooooo clean.

I wouldn't go that far.  redface:

Tsk!
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Bar Wench on January 05, 2009, 09:24:53 AM
I hate cleaning.  noooo:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 09:28:27 AM
I hate cleaning.  noooo:
I hate decorating...  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 09:34:18 AM
I hate  evil: evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 09:42:05 AM
Mrs Nick asked me to hoover up the pine needles. Unfortunately, she tidied away the hoover on Saturday and can't remember where it is  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 10:22:46 AM
I hate  evil: evil:
Oooops!  redface:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:23:25 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:24:22 AM
Both of you seem to have completely missunderstood me. evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 10:26:52 AM
Anyhooo... back to Holly's Boughs...  eyes:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:30:15 AM
We are undecked
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 05, 2009, 10:35:34 AM
Partially.. just the tree, a large glass bauble hit the deck and exploded, reminiscent of a nasty and very unsociable hand grenade, my military training immediately went into action and I adopted attack mode scared: Scared the damn crap out of me.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 05, 2009, 10:36:27 AM
We are undecked
And?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:36:38 AM
Never turn your back on a bauble
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 05, 2009, 10:46:43 AM
And yours went without incident? whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 10:47:18 AM
Unlikely  whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:47:37 AM
When I unearth the missing Hoover  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 10:51:09 AM
When I unearth the missing Hoover  evil:
Have you checked under the piles of needles...?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 10:51:28 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 01:35:31 PM
First place he'd have looked I reckon. whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 01:49:47 PM
Under a bed  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 01:54:00 PM
'sobvious innit ~ you had visitors, she didn't want them to see the vacuum cleaner in case they thought a "special" effort had been made to tidy up for their visit because, like all wimmin, she wants them to believe your house is always clean and tidy ~ so she hid the cleaner where she thought they wouldn't see it. Of course the only person she fooled was herself, until this morning when she set you a little test and then, as we now all know, she fooled you too. Put the cleaner back under the bed and despite the evidence of absent needles etc she will never believe you have cleaned up. Wimmin! noooo:

My ex wife did a good line in leaving the cleaner where I would fall over it when I came home ~ then she would claim that she had been soooo busy she had not had time to put it away yet. Truth was she had been swigging coffee with her mates all day. Aonther favourite was to move picturs so that they were hanging crooked on the wall. She knew I would spot this and straighten the picture (can't abide crooked pictures) when she would claim to have dusted all the picture frames that day.

You may like to use these tips at a future date.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 02:08:30 PM
'sobvious innit ~ you had visitors, she didn't want them to see the vacuum cleaner in case they thought a "special" effort had been made to tidy up for their visit because, like all wimmin, she wants them to believe your house is always clean and tidy ~ so she hid the cleaner where she thought they wouldn't see it. Of course the only person she fooled was herself, until this morning when she set you a little test and then, as we now all know, she fooled you too. Put the cleaner back under the bed and despite the evidence of absent needles etc she will never believe you have cleaned up. Wimmin! noooo:

My ex wife did a good line in leaving the cleaner where I would fall over it when I came home ~ then she would claim that she had been soooo busy she had not had time to put it away yet. Truth was she had been swigging coffee with her mates all day. Aonther favourite was to move picturs so that they were hanging crooked on the wall. She knew I would spot this and straighten the picture (can't abide crooked pictures) when she would claim to have dusted all the picture frames that day.

You may like to use these tips at a future date.
My hero...  worthy:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
 noooo:

Mrs TMR (to be) is already plotting  scared2:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2009, 02:35:51 PM
'sobvious innit ~ you had visitors, she didn't want them to see the vacuum cleaner in case they thought a "special" effort had been made to tidy up for their visit because, like all wimmin, she wants them to believe your house is always clean and tidy ~ so she hid the cleaner where she thought they wouldn't see it. Of course the only person she fooled was herself, until this morning when she set you a little test and then, as we now all know, she fooled you too. Put the cleaner back under the bed and despite the evidence of absent needles etc she will never believe you have cleaned up. Wimmin! noooo:

My ex wife did a good line in leaving the cleaner where I would fall over it when I came home ~ then she would claim that she had been soooo busy she had not had time to put it away yet. Truth was she had been swigging coffee with her mates all day. Aonther favourite was to move picturs so that they were hanging crooked on the wall. She knew I would spot this and straighten the picture (can't abide crooked pictures) when she would claim to have dusted all the picture frames that day.

You may like to use these tips at a future date.

You are getting very close to giving away important secrets about the female of the species, which are only supposed to be known to gentlemen of advanced years.  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 02:37:42 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Did you HooverTM or vacuum?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 05, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Did you HooverTM or vacuum?  rubschin:
Dyson with death.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 03:57:28 PM
<GROAN>
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:03:05 PM
i HAVE HOOVERED. Is that OK?
Did you HooverTM or vacuum?  rubschin:
Dyson with death.
drumroll:

I thought it was excellent... Any more vacuuming puns readers...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: TG on January 05, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Yes. I have a good one.

Hang on....


Here we go..........
























Bugger. I forgot.  noooo:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: tel on January 05, 2009, 04:11:24 PM
Is this theme coming down as well?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:12:00 PM
Yes. I have a good one.

Hang on....


Here we go..........


Bugger. I forgot.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

Your brain is a bit of a vacuum then...?

On the subject of vacuum cleaners... Black and Decker - stick to making drills, your vacuums are shite!  cussing:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Is this theme coming down as well?
I thought everybody had changed it weeks ago...  redface:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: tel on January 05, 2009, 04:15:19 PM
I have been seeing Blue Xmas theme until a few minutes ago.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:15:53 PM
I have been seeing Blue Xmas theme until a few minutes ago.
I've just reset everybody...  ;)
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 05, 2009, 04:32:52 PM
Gosh! Who is a clever geeky person then eh?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:36:10 PM
Gosh! Who is a clever geeky person then eh?
whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: TG on January 05, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
You have infringed my human right by re-setting me without my consent.  cussing:

Some people think they can lord it over the rest of just because they bask in the medditterainan* sunshine, getting pissed, swan diving off roofs, watching goat porn in their home made cinema/bunker.

You should get down off your high goat horse mate and come and join the rest of us. (bring beer)

* Chrome doesn't know how to spell that any more than I do, useless shite software!
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:42:19 PM
You have infringed my human right by re-setting me without my consent.  cussing:

Some people think they can lord it over the rest of just because they bask in the medditterainan* sunshine, getting pissed, swan diving off roofs, watching goat porn in their home made cinema/bunker.

You should get down off your high goat horse mate and come and join the rest of us. (bring beer)

* Chrome doesn't know how to spell that any more than I do, useless shite software!

Mediterranean

Firefox can spell it...  whistle:

Do you want me to reset you to one of (my many) Xmas themes...?  ;D
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: TG on January 05, 2009, 04:49:03 PM
You have infringed my human right by re-setting me without my consent.  cussing:

Some people think they can lord it over the rest of just because they bask in the medditterainan* sunshine, getting pissed, swan diving off roofs, watching goat porn in their home made cinema/bunker.

You should get down off your high goat horse mate and come and join the rest of us. (bring beer)

* Chrome doesn't know how to spell that any more than I do, useless shite software!

Mediterranean

Firefox can spell it...  whistle:

Do you want me to reset you to one of (my many) Xmas themes...?  ;D

Er. No thank you. I will manage.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
You have infringed my human right by re-setting me without my consent.  cussing:

Some people think they can lord it over the rest of just because they bask in the medditterainan* sunshine, getting pissed, swan diving off roofs, watching goat porn in their home made cinema/bunker.

You should get down off your high goat horse mate and come and join the rest of us. (bring beer)

* Chrome doesn't know how to spell that any more than I do, useless shite software!

Mediterranean

Firefox can spell it...  whistle:

Do you want me to reset you to one of (my many) Xmas themes...?  ;D

Er. No thank you. I will manage.
Sure?  evil:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
Careful BM or he'll send Nick over to visit...  whistle:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2009, 05:11:49 PM
Careful BM or he'll send Nick over to visit...  whistle:
No problemo...  noooo:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: GROWLER on January 05, 2009, 06:02:43 PM
Must nearly be time for an Easter theme, yes?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
What? Fluffy Chicks like:

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Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
Must nearly be time for an Easter theme, yes?

Typical bloke - you forgot Valentines  happy001
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 05, 2009, 06:35:08 PM
Must nearly be time for an Easter theme, yes?

Typical bloke - you forgot Valentines  happy001

Now you've ruined it ~ it was meant to be a secret and you were supposed to act surprised when he gave you the Valentine ~ Wimmin Eh? Too gobby to know when NOT to drop hints.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Nick on January 05, 2009, 07:51:57 PM
I always try to give Mrs Nick one on Valentine's. A present that is
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 05, 2009, 08:03:58 PM
Now you've ruined it ~ it was meant to be a secret and you were supposed to act surprised when he gave you the Valentine ~ Wimmin Eh? Too gobby to know when NOT to drop hints.

Oh no fear there Snoops - I would be absolutley gobsmacked in any event  lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 09:59:56 AM
I always try to give Mrs Nick one on Valentine's. A present that is

And is she willing to accept this surprise "present"?
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2009, 10:06:53 AM
Now you've ruined it ~ it was meant to be a secret and you were supposed to act surprised when he gave you the Valentine ~ Wimmin Eh? Too gobby to know when NOT to drop hints.

Oh no fear there Snoops - I would be absolutley gobsmacked in any event  lol:

Well an address would acually help you know. ::)

Wimmin. ::)
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2009, 10:32:02 AM
Now you've ruined it ~ it was meant to be a secret and you were supposed to act surprised when he gave you the Valentine ~ Wimmin Eh? Too gobby to know when NOT to drop hints.

Oh no fear there Snoops - I would be absolutley gobsmacked in any event  lol:

Well an address would acually help you know. ::)

Wimmin. ::)

If you don't know the address you're not stalking properly.  ;)
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2009, 06:14:42 PM
Well an address would acually help you know. ::)
Wimmin. ::)

Then you'd forward all your junk mail as well wouldn't you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 06:16:25 PM
Well an address would acually help you know. ::)
Wimmin. ::)

Then you'd forward all your junk mail as well wouldn't you  rubschin:

Most of mine would be of no practical value to a Lady, unless she was changing sides that is.  eyes:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2009, 06:18:49 PM
 eeek:

Like being a girl - no plans to change thanks DS.
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 06:19:58 PM
eeek:

Like being a girl - no plans to change thanks DS.


A classic case of "You may have one of those but with one of these I can have as many of those as I want."
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2009, 06:25:21 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2009, 06:26:55 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D
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Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 06:29:21 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D

Indeed ~ so Mrs S#1 often claimed. confused:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2009, 06:37:56 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D

Indeed ~ so Mrs S#1 often claimed. confused:

 Was that after the divorce ?  ;D
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 06:49:27 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D

Indeed ~ so Mrs S#1 often claimed. confused:

 Was that after the divorce ?  ;D

No ~
Third night of the honeymoon when I beat my chest and proudly proclaimed "I'm Thor" and she said "Tho am I"  eyes:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2009, 07:30:57 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D

Indeed ~ so Mrs S#1 often claimed. confused:

 Was that after the divorce ?  ;D

No ~
Third night of the honeymoon when I beat my chest and proudly proclaimed "I'm Thor" and she said "Tho am I"  eyes:

"Not tonight dear, I have a headache"  point:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2009, 07:38:53 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D

Indeed ~ so Mrs S#1 often claimed. confused:

 Was that after the divorce ?  ;D

No ~
Third night of the honeymoon when I beat my chest and proudly proclaimed "I'm Thor" and she said "Tho am I"  eyes:

She said you were a bolt out the blue  lol:
Title: Re: Time to Undeck the Halls of their Boughs of Holly
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2009, 07:50:26 PM
You can have too much you know  ;D

Indeed ~ so Mrs S#1 often claimed. confused:

 Was that after the divorce ?  ;D

No ~
Third night of the honeymoon when I beat my chest and proudly proclaimed "I'm Thor" and she said "Tho am I"  eyes:

She said you were a bolt out the blue  lol:

When we first married she used to say I looked like a Greek God ~ by the time of the divorce she reckoned I looked more like a Goddamn Greek,

From:
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To:
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In twenty years  sad32: