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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2007, 02:09:21 PM
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I saw a report about this in the news last night, in order to promote the new series of Bridezillas a wedding cake competition was hosted in Times Square. The winner recieving $25,000.
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We still live in a world where children are still starving in third world countries so having one of the tackiest shows on TV pull something like this just to try and get some extra ratings is beyond belief.
Mind you American gluttony is famous the world over, this is the country that has turned eating into an extreme sport. How many oysters/hotdogs/anything else you can think of can you shovel down your throat in 3 minute.
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I'd have done it. redface:
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For the money, the cake or the bridal gown?
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At a guess with Wenchy, cake first then the money then the gown scared:
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Cake, money, dress. redface:
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point: See, I told you happy001
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It's been a hard day. redface:
They are all doing it wrong anyway. Small bites mean you can swallow faster.
Have you ever watched that Bridezilla programme? eeek: viewing.
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These are american women wenchy, they dont know the meaning of small bites.
The idea of watching demented high strung megalomaniac brides to be doesnt do anything for me oddly enough.
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Is there a Mrs Grumpmeister? Or a GF? She should make you watch it. Mr Wench is supremely grateful that I am not one of them! eveilgrin:
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These are american women wenchy, they dont know the meaning of small bites.
The idea of watching demented high strung megalomaniac brides to be doesnt do anything for me oddly enough.
If it saves just one poor sap from marriage then it has been worth showing. Unfortunately it won't because the poor saps will still think the nookie will continue unabated after the ceremony.
AND WE KNOW DIFFERENTLY ~ DON'T WE MEN? evil:
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Mr Wench is supremely grateful that I am not one of them!
I am certain he is my dear.
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Is there a Mrs Grumpmeister? Or a GF? She should make you watch it. Mr Wench is supremely grateful that I am not one of them! eveilgrin:
Nope, there was an ex could have been Mrs Grumpmeister but I found that she was a little too 'friendly' so I'm enjoying my freedon at the moment.
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Ohhhh a recent break-up. sad24:
A little too friendly with whom? eeek:
You didn't introduce her to DS did you? noooo:
edit: Just realised it's possible I am being an insensitive wench. If that is the case I am sorry. cry:
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Ohhhh a recent break-up. sad24:
A little too friendly with whom? eeek:
You didn't introduce her to DS did you? noooo:
Its a while back now, just realised soon afterwards that I enjoy my freedom
Anybody with a pulse
He wouldnt have the energy to post if I had
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Oh dear. What a slut!! eeek: I thought boys liked that? redface:
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Not when it gets to the point you find her mobile number written on the wall in a pub toilet underneath 'for ball breakingly good time ring *name removed*' evil:
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What has happened to BW's avatar?
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S'me! redface:
Taking it down in a sec!
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Not when it gets to the point you find her mobile number written on the wall in a pub toilet underneath 'for ball breakingly good time ring *name removed*' evil:
Oh dear. redface:
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S'me! redface:
Taking it down in a sec!
You and the BF!!??
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Someone else now. But yes. I don't have pictures of me it's really odd. That is the only one from the last three years. eeek:
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I have saved it to my desktop evil:. Should I post it here and in other places regularly?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If you do I will send inappropriate texts at 1 am and Mrs Nick will bash over the head with a saucepan!
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Nick, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take a photograph on Wenchy when you meet up. As always should you be killed or injured in the line of duty, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your activties...
I would add the usual 5 second warning about this message self destructing but knowing your track record your entire computer will probably blow up as soon as you touch the keyboard point:
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Price to pay................. evil: evil: ;)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If you do I will send inappropriate texts at 1 am and Mrs Nick will bash over the head with a saucepan!
That happens normally anyhow!
Now, how do I post images..............................? rubschin:
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No again!!!!
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Pardon?
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I have saved it to my desktop evil:. Should I post it here and in other places regularly?
Do you enjoy a pie?
"Autopsy on Surrey corpse reveals 'Midwinter' tea service was inserted before saucepan"
scared:
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Dont want to worry you Wenchy but does Nick know how to build websites..... eyes:
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happy001
Not the Midwinter! The dodgy Laura Ashley one maybe though. ;)
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Dont want to worry you Wenchy but does Nick know how to build websites..... eyes:
So do I. eyes: And I think I have more information on him than he has on me! I hope.
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Maybe he'll just serenade you with his special version of Pavarotti does Quo... :lalalala
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Not even funny.
surrender:
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Someone else now. But yes. I don't have pictures of me it's really odd. That is the only one from the last three years. eeek:
Someone else meaning in my avatar. Not that BF is someone else or that that is not BF in the picture. Because it is.
Have I confused the issue even more now. Was anyone confused before? eeek:
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Someone else now. But yes. I don't have pictures of me it's really odd. That is the only one from the last three years. eeek:
Someone else meaning in my avatar. Not that BF is someone else or that that is not BF in the picture. Because it is.
Have I confused the issue even more now. Was anyone confused before? eeek:
So this is what a trip through Wenchy's mind looks like scared2:
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Someone else now. But yes. I don't have pictures of me it's really odd. That is the only one from the last three years. eeek:
Someone else meaning in my avatar. Not that BF is someone else or that that is not BF in the picture. Because it is.
Have I confused the issue even more now. Was anyone confused before? eeek:
So this is what a trip through Wenchy's mind looks like scared2:
Yep and imagine what it is like having to live there! I have just jabbered at a client.
All I wanted to say is:
Yes, he is here but he is on the phone at the moment. Can I take a message?
It took me eight sentences,. long rambling ones. I need to go home. cry:
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Are you sure you arent related to Nick, I'm detecting similarities here whistle:
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Trivial pursuits film edition question:
"At which railway station in Surrey was 'Brief Encounter' filmed"?
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Yes, I know it was Carnforth station really.
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Trivial pursuits film edition question:
"At which railway station in Surrey was 'Brief Encounter' filmed"?
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Yes, I know it was Carnforth station really.
I threw myself at Mr Wench at Epsom Station many years ago when we were first courting!
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Trivial pursuits film edition question:
"At which railway station in Surrey was 'Brief Encounter' filmed"?
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Yes, I know it was Carnforth station really.
I threw myself at Mr Wench at Epsom Station many years ago when we were first courting!
And he recovered?
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Just about. That was before I trapped him into living with me. Whole other story!
Home now! Ta ta chaps!
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Just about. That was before I trapped him into living with me. Whole other story!
Home now! Ta ta chaps!
Wench you have way too much time to kill!! Your job must be soooo boring. ;)
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Trivial pursuits film edition question:
"At which railway station in Surrey was 'Brief Encounter' filmed"?
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Yes, I know it was Carnforth station really.
I threw myself at Mr Wench at Epsom Station many years ago when we were first courting!
It's off eeek:
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Just about. That was before I trapped him into living with me. Whole other story!
Home now! Ta ta chaps!
Wench you have way too much time to kill!! Your job must be soooo boring. ;)
I do and it is. cry:
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Trivial pursuits film edition question:
"At which railway station in Surrey was 'Brief Encounter' filmed"?
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Yes, I know it was Carnforth station really.
I threw myself at Mr Wench at Epsom Station many years ago when we were first courting!
Do tell!
Did he step aside and let you fall on the live rail or not? point:
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Just about. That was before I trapped him into living with me. Whole other story!
Home now! Ta ta chaps!
Wench you have way too much time to kill!! Your job must be soooo boring. ;)
I do and it is. cry:
Asm Barman if he'll pay for your valuable contributions to the Pub!!! Worth a go! ;)
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Just about. That was before I trapped him into living with me. Whole other story!
Home now! Ta ta chaps!
Wench you have way too much time to kill!! Your job must be soooo boring. ;)
I do and it is. cry:
Asm Barman if he'll pay for your valuable contributions to the Pub!!! Worth a go! ;)
happy001