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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:39:53 PM
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The Bar Wench and I have arranged a secret assignation in Epsom (home of the more famous salts).
Does anyone have any advice on how best to handle things?
(DS - here you go. On a plate!)
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Well now it's not a secret is it!!!! evil:
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A high powered rifle with telescopic sights? oh, hold on? assignation you say? redface:
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Given that the boy shows an uncanny ability to crack your passwords I'd say start hiding from Mrs Nick now as he's bound to show her this thread... scared:
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Given that the boy shows an uncanny ability to crack your passwords I'd say start hiding from Mrs Nick now as he's bound to show her this thread... scared:
Hadn't thought of that! eeek: Where can one buy a Mrs Nick-proof suit? scared:
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The Bar Wench and I have arranged a secret assignation in Epsom (home of the more famous salts).
Does anyone have any advice on how best to handle things?
(DS - here you go. On a plate!)
eeek: eeek:
Have you been watching "Hannibal Rising"?
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Given that the boy shows an uncanny ability to crack your passwords I'd say start hiding from Mrs Nick now as he's bound to show her this thread... scared:
Hadn't thought of that! eeek: Where can one buy a Mrs Nick-proof suit? scared:
Tell me that and I shall reward you!
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Simple, take Mrs Nicks prized saucepans and attach them to your body. Mrs Nick then can't hurt you without damaging the pans eyes:
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There is a flaw in that plan. How will I get the saucepans?
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I think the idea is that I should carry them with me.
Noisy though. Alternatively, we have a lot of mattresses suddenly cry:
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eeek: This thread starts off about a secret assignation with Wenchy and now you are saying you have a lot of mattresses? eyes:
just getting in there before Darwin and Berek
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I think I have to wash my hair that evening! eeek:
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Me too!
And I still have hair!
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Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
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Just follow the sounds of chaos Wenchy, you can't miss him. point:
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Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
That was meant to be our secret (Epsom Station I mean).
6' 2". Fair hair. Blue eyes ( Danish grandparents), handsome. Dark blue suit. Sexy rimless specs. Sexy shoes (possibly). er..........and you have my "number" eyes:
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The Bar Wench and I have arranged a secret assignation in Epsom (home of the more famous salts).
Does anyone have any advice on how best to handle things?
(DS - here you go. On a plate!)
Nick ~ Assuming you don't know what one another looks like an exchange of photographs might be a good idea.
Alternatively you could carry a copy of the Times and wear a red Carnation in your buttonhole. Then if Wench doesn't like the look of you she can catch the next bus out and you'll be none the wiser. She will of course offer a later excuse like "I couldn't get out of work".
With the copy of the Times and the Carnation you could be accosted by some Russians and/or MI5 and open a whole new income stream.
If you have met before what's your problem?
You should, of course, pay for lunch and ~ If you are (a) a gentleman OR (b) scared of Mr Wench and/or Mrs Nick ~ refuse the offer of coffee "back at my place".
Wench ~ all I can suggest is DON'T DO IT!!!!!
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Ignore him! evil:
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I'll just call the number until I see someone answer it then. redface: You're right. Silly question.
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evil: rubschin: sad24:
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How are we going to manage to have a real life conversation without the aid of
point: evil: eveilgrin: rubschin: sad24: noooo:
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I shall bring flash cards
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Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
That was meant to be our secret (Epsom Station I mean).
6' 2". Fair hair. Blue eyes ( Danish grandparents), handsome. Dark blue suit. Sexy rimless specs. Sexy shoes (possibly). er..........and you have my "number" eyes:
Nick ~ you just described Bridget Nielsen point:
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Bugger. sad24:
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Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
That was meant to be our secret (Epsom Station I mean).
6' 2". Fair hair. Blue eyes ( Danish grandparents), handsome. Dark blue suit. Sexy rimless specs. Sexy shoes (possibly). er..........and you have my "number" eyes:
Nick ~ you just described Bridget Nielsen point:
SHe may be a cousin. Most people are!
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Nick = Blair
wandering the country meeting everyone
is he about to leave his job rubschin:
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Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
That was meant to be our secret (Epsom Station I mean).
6' 2". Fair hair. Blue eyes ( Danish grandparents), handsome. Dark blue suit. Sexy rimless specs. Sexy shoes (possibly). er..........and you have my "number" eyes:
Nick ~ you just described Bridget Nielsen point:
SHe may be a cousin. Most people are!
You wish.
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I have some very interesting information about Barrow in front of me. Are you man enough?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Good point. How does one recognise the other on these occasions? Or do I just stand at Epsom station looking for a harrassed man with the weight of the world on his shoulders?
That was meant to be our secret (Epsom Station I mean).
6' 2". Fair hair. Blue eyes ( Danish grandparents), handsome. Dark blue suit. Sexy rimless specs. Sexy shoes (possibly). er..........and you have my "number" eyes:
Nick ~ you just described Bridget Nielsen point:
SHe may be a cousin. Most people are!
You wish.
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That's her. She was here for tea last week. Mind you, she had clothes on.
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I have some very interesting information about Barrow in front of me. Are you man enough?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2215
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scared2:
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"Body of tall, fair-haired man found in Surrey with large designer saucepan in rectum."
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happy001
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I'd be careful Wenchy, you may find he's bequethed the boy to you.... point:
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Not even in jest! eeek:
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Ahem evil:
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Sorry. Love The Boy really. In a perfectly normal adult way of course.
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He is currently drenched and watching tennis. If you know how wet dogs smell, then wet boys are not far off. cry:
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I quite like wet dog smell. redface:
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DS!!!! Quick!
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DS!!!! Quick!
I do have some standards you know. noooo:
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You have a flag collection that smells of wet dog? whistle:
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Newspapers that smell of wet dog?
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lol: lol:
You are learning well my young apprentices.
Soon you will be able to wreak havoc on any forum.
whistle:
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lol: lol:
You are learning well my young apprentices.
Soon you will be able to wreak havoc on any forum.
whistle:
I'm going to be geeked by Wench for this but Darth Darwin? eeek:
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I was going with Mr Miagywin. So I may out geek you oh fellow grasshopper. redface:
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Took me a while to work out who you were on about there Wenchy redface:
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eeek:
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I quite like wet dog smell. redface:
Coughs Loudly
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