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Title: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 11:35:38 AM: I find that I am going through a phase of creative thoughts. All are practical but weird. Any further ones to add?

My latest three are:

Topless Dentistry (it came from a dream about a local MILF, long story)
Status Quo classics as performed by Placido Domingo and the RPO (sing Rocking All Over the WOrld to yourself in the style of opera and you will see where that is going. I think it works quite well and was singing it in the car earlier, so there's my proof)
Competitive sock pariing as a fund raiser for the PTA. Bring along all your odd socks and see how many pairs you can make. It would be called Socks Reunited.

There could be money in this!!
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2007, 11:49:24 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
There could be money in this!!

There could also be a letter signed by three doctors. noooo:
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 11:50:48 AM: I also want a GM prehensile tail!

Very useful in many different scenarios lol:
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2007, 12:11:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
I find that I am going through a phase of creative thoughts. All are practical but weird. Any further ones to add?

All of a sudden I have that feeling of impending doom

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Status Quo classics as performed by Placido Domingo and the RPO (sing Rocking All Over the WOrld to yourself in the style of opera and you will see where that is going. I think it works quite well and was singing it in the car earlier, so there's my proof)

:lalalala

There could be money in this!![/quote]

Unfortunately given the current crop of 'musicians' that will probably be true
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 12:11:37 PM: I don't think any of those ideas have any mileage in them what so ever. point:
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:13:45 PM: Why?
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2007, 12:14:04 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2007, 11:49:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
There could be money in this!!

There could also be a letter signed by three doctors. noooo:
Indeed?. Nick and your very own, um, new suit too?. doh:
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 12:26:01 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:13:45 PM
Why?

You need to ask?!?!

Naked dentistry - Health and safety issues
Status Quo et al - Taste issues
Sock pairing at school - Health and safety issues
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:27:28 PM: Tell the BF and get him to ask the PTA. A goldmine!!

Trust me!
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 12:30:05 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:27:28 PM
Tell the BF and get him to ask the PTA. A goldmine!!

Trust me!

They aren't allowed to use toilet rolls as a craft item anymore. Can you imagine the details involved in sock cleaning to make sure they were hygenic enough to bring into school! BF was trying to chop peppers during cookery the other day with plastic cuttlery!
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 12:35:10 PM: Did he bring the results home? Were there leftovers?

etc. etc.
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 12:36:06 PM: Yes and yes. sick2:
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2016, 07:52:50 AM: Another classic thread brought to mind by BM's gay makeover thread.
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2016, 08:17:37 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 10, 2016, 07:52:50 AM
Another classic thread brought to mind by BM's gay makeover thread.

The meds aren't werking are they...? pathead:
Title: Re: Creative thoughts
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2016, 08:18:09 AM: eyes: