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Title: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2008, 03:11:57 PM
Many songs have been written about Christmas and every year we suffer the media induced agony of who will be the Christmas number one but:
Which is/are your least favourite Christmas Song(s)
You may nominate up to five and if my Maths are up to is then we'll have a definitive list by Christmas Day.

My own list, in no particular order:

A Child is Born
Little Drummer Boy
Last Christmas
Mistletoe and Wine
Stop the Cavalry

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Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
They're all shite after a while... I always feel sorry for the people that work in stores and have them piped out all the time for hour after hour for about two months...  noooo:

No, fuck them... who'd work in a store over Xmas...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:08:45 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:09:17 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:
They are all shite...  cussing:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2008, 04:10:46 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:

It was Crosby and Bowie ~ DOLT!
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:12:36 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:

It was Crosby and Bowie ~ DOLT!
...Stills and Nash...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:21:21 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:

It was Crosby and Bowie ~ DOLT!
redface:

Opps

Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2008, 04:23:01 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:

It was Crosby and Bowie ~ DOLT!
...Stills and Nash...?  rubschin:

BING Crosby you numbskull!  evil:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:32:56 PM
Little Drummer Boy?!?!? Including the bizarre version with Sinatra and Bowie?!??!  eeek:

I love them all!  cloud9:

It was Crosby and Bowie ~ DOLT!
...Stills and Nash...?  rubschin:

BING Crosby you numbskull!  evil:
Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2008, 09:30:49 AM
The one sung by the Darkness a couple of years ago - aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh

Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 09:38:52 AM
I quite liked that one too.  redface:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2008, 10:18:36 AM
I quite liked that one too.  redface:

Oh Wenchy  noooo:

Was it the leather side laced trousers in the video that did it for you  eeek:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 10:19:53 AM
No ~ she is in love with anything to do with Christmas ~ apart from the real reason for it of course  ::)
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 10:24:52 AM
No ~ she is in love with anything to do with Christmas ~ apart from the real reason for it of course  ::)

Wot he said!

I wouldn't say that though. I do believe that the baby Jesus was born and in little donkey etc I just don't believe that in the religious aspect of it all. I just think that Mary put it about a bit and that Jesus was a nice man.
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2008, 10:57:55 AM
It's beginning to look a lot  like Christmas.......

if I hear that song one for time I will through all my ping pong balls at the telly  evil:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 10:59:18 AM
THAT is one of faves!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 11:49:01 AM
I do believe that the baby Jesus was born in little donkey

I just think that Mary put it about a bit and that Jesus was a nice man.

 eeek: eeek:

So much good material, so little time.


Wenchy, I should look out for a minibus full of nuns carrying riot shields pulling up outside your door.
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 11:56:18 AM
Oh I am well aware that my views are not popular. I discussed them in front of the in laws once, that was a BIG mistake.  noooo:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 11:56:57 AM
We've been trying to get one of the guys at work into the Christmas spirit, mainly because he's amusing when wound up. I think that if the Bing Crosby Santa starts singing again he's going to go postal. Of course its not helped by some evil bugger playing the Chipmunks christmas song when he doesnt expect it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 11:57:21 AM
Oh I am well aware that my views are not popular. I discussed them in front of the in laws once, that was a BIG mistake.  noooo:

They are popular and in keeping with the folk in here.  ;)
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 11:59:27 AM
We've been trying to get one of the guys at work into the Christmas spirit, mainly because he's amusing when wound up. I think that if the Bing Crosby Santa starts singing again he's going to go postal. Of course its not helped by some evil bugger playing the Chipmunks christmas song when he doesnt expect it...  whistle:

LOVE THE CHIPMUNKS!
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 15, 2008, 12:12:04 PM
Noddy bloody Holder - IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 12:14:56 PM
We've been trying to get one of the guys at work into the Christmas spirit, mainly because he's amusing when wound up. I think that if the Bing Crosby Santa starts singing again he's going to go postal. Of course its not helped by some evil bugger playing the Chipmunks christmas song when he doesnt expect it...  whistle:

LOVE THE CHIPMUNKS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Sv0DniGmI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Sv0DniGmI&feature=related)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2008, 02:28:10 PM
That frightful John Lennon dirge
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2008, 03:00:24 PM
That bleedin X Factor britain has no talent travesty that has made it to No. 1  Banghead
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Bar Wench on December 22, 2008, 03:04:30 PM
I downloaded the Jeff Buckley version as my small protest.
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Pastis on December 22, 2008, 07:39:46 PM
I downloaded the Jeff Buckley version as my small protest.

Jeff Buckley's is the definitive version... I have it somewhere.

If I never hear another carol I'll be in heaven  cloud9:. Ironic eh?
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2008, 07:50:20 PM
That frightful John Lennon dirge

Any particular frightful John Lennon dirge or all of them?
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2008, 08:17:06 PM
And so this is Christmas or summat, mind you that Imagine is frightful too
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 10:07:51 AM
I downloaded the Jeff Buckley version as my small protest.

Jeff Buckley's is the definitive version... I have it somewhere.

If I never hear another carol I'll be in heaven  cloud9:. Ironic eh?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F08_02%2FCarol170807PA_468x575.jpg&hash=71a5db01db9babdcf8230559cbc01fdd8ec9aa41)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2008, 04:13:15 PM
AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 09:58:35 PM
Um... that one that was in the pub tonight that Wenchy promised to remind me about tomorrow ... like...  redface:
Title: Re: Your Least Favourite Christmas Song
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2008, 05:23:34 PM
And to draw the whole thing to a close let's have one of the good ones.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yZUZ_twxVwY