The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on December 08, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
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Uncle Mort's Wrong Answer Pub Quiz™ and ® and ©
Object of the game is to provide the most plausible and/or witty incorrect answer to a question posed by a player.
Rules:
1) Only one question and answer session shall be current at any time.
2) The player who has set the question cannot submit answers
3) Other players may submit up to 5 answers per question
4) The question setter will decide on the player with the best answer
5) The winner will set the question for the next session
6) There will be two sessions per week – questions will be set on Mondays and Thursdays
7) There are NO prizes except the accolade of your fellow players
Any comments before the first question? (Nick ? ::) )
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How many goats has BM rescued?
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None ~ they are all dead when he pulls them out of the pool and throws them over the cliff. whistle:
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Wrong
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Wrong
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BM knows a dead goat when he
eats sees one
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BM knows a dead got when he eats sees one
got?
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And the rules are broken already. noooo:
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As I knew they would be. ::)
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BM knows a dead got when he eats sees one
got?
I am surrounded by idiots noooo:
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Uncle should set the first question IMHO... whistle:
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I am surounded by idiots noooo:
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
Not sure but don't loaf around.
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
happy001
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
When it comes around the mountain
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
Not sure but don't loaf around.
Crumbs ~ I must have missed it
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
Not sure but don't loaf around.
Crumbs ~ I must have missed it
It is quite expensive - do you have the dough?
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Good idea UM, keep 'em coming. ;D
"What time does the first train of the day leave Ainsdale for Nickland?"
Not sure but don't loaf around.
Crumbs ~ I must have missed it
It is quite expensive - do you have the dough?
Don't forget the de-icer.
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That last one really takes the biscuit.
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That last one really takes the biscuit.
Agreed... there are few ingredients left for the rest of us to work with... noooo:
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No raisin to carry on then.
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11.45
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11.45
Hundreds and thousands? rubschin:
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How heavy is LL?
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How heavy is LL?
Shrugs:
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Well weigh her. I guess 9.5 stone
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Well weigh her. I guess 9.5 stone
noooo:
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12 stone?
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12 stone?
Lower!
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10?
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10?
Higher!
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11
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Lower!
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Did nobody ever tell you it is rude to ask a lady's weight or age?
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I think we have broken most of the rules now, so we can stop/
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Did nobody ever tell you it is rude to ask a lady's weight or age?
This is a quiz, not a chat up. 'Hello darlin', you don't sweat much for a fat lass.'
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Did nobody ever tell you it is rude to ask a lady's weight or age?
This is a quiz, not a chat up. 'Hello darlin', you don't sweat much for a fat lass.'
I bet that helped you pull a few Mr Subtle
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Did nobody ever tell you it is rude to ask a lady's weight or age?
And suicidal to post even suggest the answer on an internet forum. I forsee an incident involving BM, an irate LL and a christmas tree... eeek:
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Or she may just jump on him
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Did nobody ever tell you it is rude to ask a lady's weight or age?
She looks a bit older than 12 in that pole photo. rubschin: