The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Berek on June 12, 2007, 07:11:34 PM
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Nick will recognise me as I will be carrying my usual sign
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And you'll quickly recognise the courtesy car they've loaned him.
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It will end in tears... noooo:
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Berek makes the fatal mistake of letting Nick into the kitchen after a night at the pub...
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Nick only visits kitchens frequented by the rich and famous so I think Berek should be ok on that score.
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You are forgetting the first part of Nick's Law Wenchy
It is impossible to predict what behaviour will cause a cataclysNick event
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We shall see. My calls to Barrow go unanswered at present
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What the c0ck is going on round here then?
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What the c0ck is going on round here then?
Given you a Karma point as a welcome pressie big guy, a few pointers:
Nick is Nick, minus a few more brain cells and normal coloured hair due to 'the boy'.
Bar Wench is Hol, you may recognise her style "the bf and i..."
Berek is a lunatic
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So not really much change then?
What's all this Karma nonsense? Sounds like I'll be going around shouting guranga next!
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So not really much change then?
What's all this Karma nonsense? Sounds like I'll be going around shouting guranga next!
Applause is good Smite is bad, you get plus points or minus points upto minus the barman, but you can only administer a dose hourly. Not sure whether good Karma is actually good, are you therefore a Kiss Arse?
FYI don't use FYI because it makes you sound like a Cnut. FYI, until you've posted 10 times you can't post a piccie or link or emoticon, Nazi's!
Be Happy!
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So not really much change then?
What's all this Karma nonsense? Sounds like I'll be going around shouting guranga next!
Welcome The Affs - have a pint on the house... happy088
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
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Good Day Mr Affs. A pleasure to have your company.
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on! whistle:
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spider:
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spider:
char062
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on! whistle:
But if you all just chipped-in a little? whistle:
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on! whistle:
But if you all just chipped-in a little? whistle:
OK ;D
Now did he say Smite=good or smite=bad. I am certain it was good
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on! whistle:
But if you all just chipped-in a little? whistle:
OK ;D
Now did he say Smite=good or smite=bad. I am certain it was good
doh:
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Ok Barman I'll take pity on you...................
.................oops I appear to have hit the smite button by mistake point:
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Ok Barman I'll take pity on you...................
.................oops I appear to have hit the smite button by mistake point:
Oooops! Me too! point:
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Ah but you are much further down the negative karmic pit of dispair Barman point:
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Ah but you are much further down the negative karmic pit of dispair Barman point:
Indeed - and destined to stay here I fear. noooo:
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Never mind, a few more and you'll reach the bottom of the pit where there is a hungry scouse woman to keep you company eveilgrin:
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The day draws nearer, now only 6 days for Nick to hone his boxing skills. I would ask a passer by to take a photo of us but they would probably steal my camera. whistle:
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The day draws nearer, now only 6 days for Nick to hone his boxing skills. I would ask a passer by to take a photo of us but they would probably steal my camera. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide whistle:
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you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide whistle:
Clash of the Titans?
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when it kicks off he can hide behind me
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you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide whistle:
Clash of the Titans?
Sounds more like Bat and Ball whistle:
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Canon and Ball! point:
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I also smote him evil:
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I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
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I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
eeek:
[smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite]
scared2:
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I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
sick2:
Had you considered suicide as a preferable alternative?
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I have eeek:
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I have eeek:
eeek: eeek:
What, you are posting from "the other side"?
scared2:
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I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
I too am suffering from a man cold. I have terrible earache. I reckon we both may need to visit " Stolen Moments " massage parlour on Rawlinson Street.*
* followed by a visit to "Dirty Dicks " for some clap medicine whistle:
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I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?
And if so how?
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I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?
And if so how?
apparently they insert a ping pong ball.. whistle:
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I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?
And if so how?
apparently they insert a ping pong ball.. whistle:
Where?
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the clock is ticking whistle:
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I may tell him my story about the Mexican hovercraft interview. It requires actions and sound effects.
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It requires actions and sound effects.
And eels?
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Not normally
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It requires actions and sound effects.
So you do the sounds of explosions and chaos while berek pretends to be the terrified massses runing for their lives... point:
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Not normally
Oh... cry:
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the clock is ticking whistle:
It isn't a clock. . . . eeek:
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It requires actions and sound effects.
So you do the sounds of explosions and chaos while berek pretends to be the terrified massses runing for their lives... point:
He won't need to pretend evil:
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Uh oh, we've made Nick angry............................we wouldnt like him when he's angry.
He'll go off in search of calamities to cause now instead of just letting them happen naturally scared:
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They happen without bidding............. evil:
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True but you've never got all grumpy and gone looking for them before. scared2:
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I wonder if Nick is having a restless night... heh heh heh... evil: eveilgrin:
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Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.
Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It's a herculean task to keep you in double figures - don't push your luck evil:
Hi Affs, So the thread police have arrived then....
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90 minutes to go... whistle:
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90 minutes to go... whistle:
Well, and ? clock:
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Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It's a herculean task to keep you in double figures - don't push your luck evil:
Oops my finger slipped, he's back in triple figures now point:
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Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future? whistle:
It's a herculean task to keep you in double figures - don't push your luck evil:
Oops my finger slipped, he's back in triple figures now point:
Wrong. He's been ded 'elpful to me this week so I've put him back into doubles again. happy088
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I'd have gotten away with it to if it wasnt for that pesky Knut Growler Banghead