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Title: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 12, 2007, 07:11:34 PM
Nick will recognise me as I will be carrying my usual sign

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Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2007, 07:15:45 PM
And you'll quickly recognise the courtesy car they've loaned him.
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Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2007, 07:21:35 PM
It will end in tears...  noooo:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2007, 03:29:25 PM
Berek makes the fatal mistake of letting Nick into the kitchen after a night at the pub...

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Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Bar Wench on June 13, 2007, 03:30:55 PM
Nick only visits kitchens frequented by the rich and famous so I think Berek should be ok on that score.
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2007, 03:49:23 PM
You are forgetting the first part of Nick's Law Wenchy

It is impossible to predict what behaviour will cause a cataclysNick event
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2007, 05:15:51 PM
We shall see. My calls to Barrow go unanswered at present
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: The Affs on June 13, 2007, 08:34:11 PM
What the c0ck is going on round here then?
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Mr Happy on June 13, 2007, 08:47:58 PM
What the c0ck is going on round here then?

Given you a Karma point as a welcome pressie big guy, a few pointers:

Nick is Nick, minus a few more brain cells and normal coloured hair due to 'the boy'.
Bar Wench is Hol, you may recognise her style "the bf and i..."
Berek is a lunatic
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: The Affs on June 13, 2007, 08:56:08 PM
So not really much change then?

What's all this Karma nonsense? Sounds like I'll be going around shouting guranga next!
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Mr Happy on June 13, 2007, 09:05:40 PM
So not really much change then?

What's all this Karma nonsense? Sounds like I'll be going around shouting guranga next!

Applause is good Smite is bad, you get plus points or minus points upto minus the barman, but you can only administer a dose hourly.  Not sure whether good Karma is actually good, are you therefore a Kiss Arse?

FYI don't use FYI because it makes you sound like a Cnut.  FYI, until you've posted 10 times you can't post a piccie or link or emoticon, Nazi's!

Be Happy!
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 04:21:44 AM
So not really much change then?

What's all this Karma nonsense? Sounds like I'll be going around shouting guranga next!
Welcome The Affs - have a pint on the house...  happy088
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2007, 07:50:51 AM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2007, 08:36:39 AM
Good Day Mr Affs. A pleasure to have your company.
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 08:38:20 AM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.

Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2007, 08:41:22 AM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.

Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on!  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 14, 2007, 09:40:39 AM
 spider:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 09:41:59 AM
spider:
char062
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 09:42:29 AM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.

Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on!  whistle:
But if you all just chipped-in a little?  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2007, 09:47:54 AM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.

Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on!  whistle:
But if you all just chipped-in a little?  whistle:

OK ;D

Now did he say Smite=good or smite=bad. I am certain it was good

Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 09:48:49 AM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.

Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It would take 91 hours and frankly I don't have the time. Suffer on!  whistle:
But if you all just chipped-in a little?  whistle:

OK ;D

Now did he say Smite=good or smite=bad. I am certain it was good


doh:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2007, 10:59:26 AM
Ok Barman I'll take pity on you...................
















.................oops I appear to have hit the smite button by mistake  point:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 11:00:26 AM
Ok Barman I'll take pity on you...................
















.................oops I appear to have hit the smite button by mistake  point:
Oooops! Me too!  point:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2007, 11:06:24 AM
Ah but you are much further down the negative karmic pit of dispair Barman  point:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 11:08:29 AM
Ah but you are much further down the negative karmic pit of dispair Barman  point:
Indeed - and destined to stay here I fear. noooo:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2007, 11:09:29 AM
Never mind, a few more and you'll reach the bottom of the pit where there is a hungry scouse woman to keep you company  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 14, 2007, 12:37:18 PM
The day draws nearer, now only 6 days for Nick to hone his boxing skills. I would ask a passer by to take a photo of us but they would probably steal my camera. whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 12:39:39 PM
The day draws nearer, now only 6 days for Nick to hone his boxing skills. I would ask a passer by to take a photo of us but they would probably steal my camera. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 14, 2007, 12:42:53 PM
you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 14, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide  whistle:

Clash of the Titans?
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 14, 2007, 12:46:31 PM
when it kicks off he can hide behind me
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2007, 02:55:24 PM
you'll easily tell us apart, Nick is 6'2" tall and i'm 6'2" wide  whistle:

Clash of the Titans?
Sounds more like Bat and Ball whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2007, 02:57:00 PM
Canon and Ball!  point:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 14, 2007, 06:14:22 PM
-106
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2007, 07:48:26 PM
I also smote him evil:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2007, 09:22:34 AM
I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2007, 09:36:18 AM
I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
eeek:

[smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite] [smite]  

 scared2:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2007, 10:34:48 AM
I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:
sick2:
Had you considered suicide as a preferable alternative?
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2007, 10:36:43 AM
I have eeek:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2007, 10:49:23 AM
I have eeek:
eeek: eeek:
What, you are posting from "the other side"?
 scared2:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 18, 2007, 03:14:36 PM
I am feeling so dreadful at present that I may have to rely on Berek to give me a cuddle. eeek:

I too am suffering from a man cold. I have terrible earache. I reckon we both may need to visit " Stolen Moments " massage parlour on Rawlinson Street.*

















* followed by a visit to "Dirty Dicks " for some clap medicine whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2007, 05:17:21 PM
I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?

And if so how?
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 18, 2007, 05:21:59 PM
I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?

And if so how?

apparently they insert a ping pong ball.. whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2007, 08:30:24 PM
I shall look forward to that. Do they do earache stuff too?

And if so how?

apparently they insert a ping pong ball.. whistle:
Where?
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 09:05:18 AM
the clock is ticking  whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 09:15:51 AM
I may tell him my story about the Mexican hovercraft interview. It requires actions and sound effects.
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2007, 10:23:43 AM
It requires actions and sound effects.
And eels?
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 10:28:25 AM
Not normally
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2007, 10:32:17 AM
It requires actions and sound effects.

So you do the sounds of explosions and chaos while berek pretends to be the terrified massses runing for their lives...  point:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2007, 10:33:00 AM
Not normally
Oh...  cry:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 19, 2007, 10:37:27 AM
the clock is ticking  whistle:
It isn't a clock. . . . eeek:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 10:38:33 AM
It requires actions and sound effects.

So you do the sounds of explosions and chaos while berek pretends to be the terrified massses runing for their lives...  point:

He won't need to pretend evil:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2007, 10:42:26 AM
Uh oh, we've made Nick angry............................we wouldnt like him when he's angry.
He'll go off in search of calamities to cause now instead of just letting them happen naturally  scared:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2007, 12:52:18 PM
They happen without bidding............. evil:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2007, 04:38:20 PM
True but you've never got all grumpy and gone looking for them before.   scared2:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 19, 2007, 11:23:34 PM
I wonder if Nick is having a restless night... heh heh heh... evil: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Misunderstood on June 19, 2007, 11:43:49 PM
Applause is good Smite is bad. .
redface: Bugger. redface:
Sorry Barman.

Welcome Affs, mine's a large Talisker. ;)
You are forgiven.

Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It's a herculean task to keep you in double figures - don't push your luck  evil:


Hi Affs, So the thread police have arrived then....
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Berek on June 20, 2007, 02:31:35 PM
90 minutes to go... whistle:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 05:37:47 PM
90 minutes to go... whistle:

Well, and ? clock:
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2007, 06:11:21 PM
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It's a herculean task to keep you in double figures - don't push your luck  evil:

Oops my finger slipped, he's back in triple figures now  point:

Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 06:16:02 PM
Can I expect my negative karma to return to single figures in the near future?  whistle:

It's a herculean task to keep you in double figures - don't push your luck  evil:

Oops my finger slipped, he's back in triple figures now  point:



Wrong. He's been ded 'elpful to me this week so I've put him back into doubles again. happy088
Title: Re: Berek v Nick : the countdown begins
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2007, 06:20:13 PM
I'd have gotten away with it to if it wasnt for that pesky Knut Growler  Banghead