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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Bar Wench on June 12, 2007, 05:24:20 PM
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I have been watching the tripe that is How To Look Good Naked on Channel 4. redface: I felt inspired so I thought, I know I will toddle off to M&S and purchase myself some new underwear. I fancied doing the full works, bra, pants, suspenders, stockings.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BLOODY PRICE!?!?! And it was a quarter of the price that the underwear they recomend on the show is!
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Not much change out of ?50 for that little lot! Now I like nice underwear as much as the next girl but how on earth am I meant to afford that for 7 days a week?
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If you had a face like that it would be worth ?50 to take a chaps eyes off it.
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I don't, nor am I ginger. So, I shouldn't bother then? I'll save myself the money and stick with the chewing gum grey pants and saggy granny bra that I already have.
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Quite, a complete waste of money.
Dispense with those two items and you will get much more attention, in here anyway. ;)
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Wench ~ You and I have discussed underwear in another place only that time it was mine that was the subject of derision.
Anyway Mrs Snoopy swears by Tesco Knickers. I try to buy her "nicer" things but she says that is for my gratification only and she is damned if she is going to get into it all only to have it removed withing minutes.
As for me I'm a firm (no pun intended Honest!) believer in feeling and looking good from the skin out does wonders for a girl's confidence.
Unfortunately as I'm rapidly approaching 60 years of age and my waist is now obscuring my feet (and other things) from my view I'm probably better off with a hot meal. BUT I can dream. cloud9:
M&S are over-rated and over-priced. Victoria's Secrets have some really lovely stuff for the ladies but are I grant a bit pricey.
What I do NOT like are the items available via the net by Googling Lingerie ~ Too tarty by far.
Pretty is my preference and black only for funerals. Never ever tights (Panty Hose to our American Friends).
Stockings with suspenders now that is what makes a real woman, although Hold-ups are OK but Mrs S says they cut off the blood supply!
I recently discovered (don't ask how) that the Yanks call stockings "Thigh Highs" ... How Naff is that???? noooo:
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Hold ups don't hold up though!
Victoria Secret don't sell in the UK though do they? I wanted Rigby and Peller underwear but I can't afford their prices. sad24:
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Hold ups don't hold up though!
Victoria Secret don't sell in the UK though do they? I wanted Rigby and Peller underwear but I can't afford their prices. sad24:
Should we do a sponsored walk or just have a whip round? sex014
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Available from La Femme lingerie store in Barnstaple
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Hold ups don't hold up though!
Victoria Secret don't sell in the UK though do they? I wanted Rigby and Peller underwear but I can't afford their prices. sad24:
You could always try ordering from the states on the interweb eyes:
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Ah hold ups....
I was once wearing a pair of 'hold ups' that became 'fall downs' very quickly, right in the middle of John Lewis.
What was a girl to do? Leave them Nora Batty like round the ankles and shuffle or hitch them up? Bearing in mind that the hitch had to be high on the thigh level or they would drop instantly.
I chose to hitch, hiding between some shoe sales aisles. Only problem was my well chosen hiding place was in full view of a very surprised 30ish male whose jaw was hitting the floor.
No - holds ups and me don't go well together! 8)
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looks like one Pole has a job
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looks like one Pole has a job
Two poles by the sound of you. whistle:
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Ah hold ups....
I was once wearing a pair of 'hold ups' that became 'fall downs' very quickly, right in the middle of John Lewis.
What was a girl to do? Leave them Nora Batty like round the ankles and shuffle or hitch them up? Bearing in mind that the hitch had to be high on the thigh level or they would drop instantly.
I chose to hitch, hiding between some shoe sales aisles. Only problem was my well chosen hiding place was in full view of a very surprised 30ish male whose jaw was hitting the floor.
No - holds ups and me don't go well together! 8)
My late mother always told me that she had been taught that if your elastic breaks step out of them and walk on. We all though it a huge joke then one day, in John Lewis her elastic broke. Give her full credit ~ she stepped straight out of her knickers as they hit her ankles and kept on walking as if nothing had happened.
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Ah hold ups....
I was once wearing a pair of 'hold ups' that became 'fall downs' very quickly, right in the middle of John Lewis.
What was a girl to do? Leave them Nora Batty like round the ankles and shuffle or hitch them up? Bearing in mind that the hitch had to be high on the thigh level or they would drop instantly.
I chose to hitch, hiding between some shoe sales aisles. Only problem was my well chosen hiding place was in full view of a very surprised 30ish male whose jaw was hitting the floor.
No - holds ups and me don't go well together! 8)
My late mother always told me that she had been taught that if your elastic breaks step out of them and walk on. We all though it a huge joke then one day, in John Lewis her elastic broke. Give her full credit ~ she stepped straight out of her knickers as they hit her ankles and kept on walking as if nothing had happened.
There is a distinct shortage of (Purely illustrative) pictures here. Get your fingers out!
I have always favoured M&S underwear, however something tells me that you are not likely to be too interested in that noooo:
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Ah hold ups....
I was once wearing a pair of 'hold ups' that became 'fall downs' very quickly, right in the middle of John Lewis.
What was a girl to do? Leave them Nora Batty like round the ankles and shuffle or hitch them up? Bearing in mind that the hitch had to be high on the thigh level or they would drop instantly.
I chose to hitch, hiding between some shoe sales aisles. Only problem was my well chosen hiding place was in full view of a very surprised 30ish male whose jaw was hitting the floor.
No - holds ups and me don't go well together! 8)
My late mother always told me that she had been taught that if your elastic breaks step out of them and walk on. We all though it a huge joke then one day, in John Lewis her elastic broke. Give her full credit ~ she stepped straight out of her knickers as they hit her ankles and kept on walking as if nothing had happened.
Problem was one was round the ankles and the other wasn't. So pull the other one down, take your shoes off, wriggle out of them and replace shoes?
Bit of a 'faff'.
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Ah hold ups....
I was once wearing a pair of 'hold ups' that became 'fall downs' very quickly, right in the middle of John Lewis.
What was a girl to do? Leave them Nora Batty like round the ankles and shuffle or hitch them up? Bearing in mind that the hitch had to be high on the thigh level or they would drop instantly.
I chose to hitch, hiding between some shoe sales aisles. Only problem was my well chosen hiding place was in full view of a very surprised 30ish male whose jaw was hitting the floor.
No - holds ups and me don't go well together! 8)
My late mother always told me that she had been taught that if your elastic breaks step out of them and walk on. We all though it a huge joke then one day, in John Lewis her elastic broke. Give her full credit ~ she stepped straight out of her knickers as they hit her ankles and kept on walking as if nothing had happened.
There is a distinct shortage of (Purely illustrative) pictures here. Get your fingers out!
I have always favoured M&S underwear, however something tells me that you are not likely to be too interested in that noooo:
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Did somebody call me? eyes:
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Ah hold ups....
I was once wearing a pair of 'hold ups' that became 'fall downs' very quickly, right in the middle of John Lewis.
What was a girl to do? Leave them Nora Batty like round the ankles and shuffle or hitch them up? Bearing in mind that the hitch had to be high on the thigh level or they would drop instantly.
I chose to hitch, hiding between some shoe sales aisles. Only problem was my well chosen hiding place was in full view of a very surprised 30ish male whose jaw was hitting the floor.
No - holds ups and me don't go well together! 8)
My late mother always told me that she had been taught that if your elastic breaks step out of them and walk on. We all though it a huge joke then one day, in John Lewis her elastic broke. Give her full credit ~ she stepped straight out of her knickers as they hit her ankles and kept on walking as if nothing had happened.
Problem was one was round the ankles and the other wasn't. So pull the other one down, take your shoes off, wriggle out of them and replace shoes?
Bit of a 'faff'.
Yes I see your problem ~
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Sounds like there is some sort of ?John Lewis Triangle? we should be told about? point:
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Only for you Barman.... I would not do this for anyone else. We beagles are sworn never to let anyone know what we see from our vantage point on the floor.
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Only for you Barman.... I would not do this for anyone else. We beagles are sworn never to let anyone know what we see from our vantage point on the floor.
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Is that a? no it can?t be ? it?s a pleated tartan mini-skirt!
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Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.
AND that is my 1000th POST cloud9:
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Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.
AND that is my 1000th POST cloud9:
Congratulations on your 1K! drumroll:
PTMS cloud9:
Knickers in the descendant cloud9:
Pointy high heel things cloud9:
Socks sick2:
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Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.
AND that is my 1000th POST cloud9:
Congratulations on your 1K! drumroll:
PTMS cloud9:
Knickers in the descendant cloud9:
Pointy high heel things cloud9:
Socks sick2:
Sorry I have a "thing" about white ankle socks and high heels. When I was a teen ('bout 1960/61) it was the fashion for girls to wear them with stockings and suspenders. Look at any old movies of "Jive dancing" and you'll see what I mean. Such things stay with a man for life ~especially as she kept the stockings, suspenders and socks on that first time .... nothing else just those. eyes:
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Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.
AND that is my 1000th POST cloud9:
Congratulations on your 1K! drumroll:
PTMS cloud9:
Knickers in the descendant cloud9:
Pointy high heel things cloud9:
Socks sick2:
Sorry I have a "thing" about white ankle socks and high heels. When I was a teen ('bout 1960/61) it was the fashion for girls to wear them with stockings and suspenders. Look at any old movies of "Jive dancing" and you'll see what I mean. Such things stay with a man for life ~especially as she kept the stockings, suspenders and socks on that first time .... nothing else just those. eyes:
Well, it takes all sorts I suppose? whistle:
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Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.
AND that is my 1000th POST cloud9:
Congratulations on your 1K! drumroll:
PTMS cloud9:
Knickers in the descendant cloud9:
Pointy high heel things cloud9:
Socks sick2:
Sorry I have a "thing" about white ankle socks and high heels. When I was a teen ('bout 1960/61) it was the fashion for girls to wear them with stockings and suspenders. Look at any old movies of "Jive dancing" and you'll see what I mean. Such things stay with a man for life ~especially as she kept the stockings, suspenders and socks on that first time .... nothing else just those. eyes:
Well, it takes all sorts I suppose? whistle:
Well we were under the pier at Bournemouth!
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Did somebody call me? eyes:
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Barman - is that really you???
Bet those weren't from Asda!
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Did somebody call me? eyes:
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Barman - is that really you???
Bet those weren't from Asda!
I wish! I'd never go out... eyes:
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What is the point of these ? neither here nor, um, there?. noooo:
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Ummm air flow and easy access?
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Woman in tights looks like a frozen turkey, very unappealing.
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Woman in tights looks like a frozen turkey, very unappealing.
Dreadful, an absolute abomination that should be outlawed completely. cussing:
Fresh is the only kind of turkey that should be tolerated in the civilised world. eyes:
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Woman in tights looks like a frozen turkey, very unappealing.
Dreadful, an absolute abomination that should be outlawed completely. cussing:
Fresh is the only kind of turkey that should be tolerated in the civilised world. eyes:
Does this perhaps please you more Darwin?
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Ummm air flow and easy access?
To what? rubschin:
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Ummm air flow and easy access?
To what? rubschin:
Well ....... If you intended to rob a bank it might make breathing through your mask easier. doh:
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Ummm air flow and easy access?
To what? rubschin:
If you really don't know what I am refering too then it has clearly been too long and I'm not about to refresh your memory for fear of what it might to do your mental state and what Mrs Barman might do to me. eeek:
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Wench ~ You and I have discussed underwear in another place only that time it was mine that was the subject of derision.
Anyway Mrs Snoopy swears by Tesco Knickers. I try to buy her "nicer" things but she says that is for my gratification only and she is damned if she is going to get into it all only to have it removed withing minutes.
As for me I'm a firm (no pun intended Honest!) believer in feeling and looking good from the skin out does wonders for a girl's confidence.
Unfortunately as I'm rapidly approaching 60 years of age and my waist is now obscuring my feet (and other things) from my view I'm probably better off with a hot meal. BUT I can dream. cloud9:
M&S are over-rated and over-priced. Victoria's Secrets have some really lovely stuff for the ladies but are I grant a bit pricey.
What I do NOT like are the items available via the net by Googling Lingerie ~ Too tarty by far.
Pretty is my preference and black only for funerals. Never ever tights (Panty Hose to our American Friends).
Stockings with suspenders now that is what makes a real woman, although Hold-ups are OK but Mrs S says they cut off the blood supply!
I recently discovered (don't ask how) that the Yanks call stockings "Thigh Highs" ... How Naff is that???? noooo:
Too much information, though I look forward to meeting Mrs Snoopy! eeek:
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Indeed ~ I thought you looked in need of a PTMS, with ankle socks and knickers in the descendant.
AND that is my 1000th POST cloud9:
Congratulations on your 1K! drumroll:
PTMS cloud9:
Knickers in the descendant cloud9:
Pointy high heel things cloud9:
Socks sick2:
Sorry I have a "thing" about white ankle socks and high heels. When I was a teen ('bout 1960/61) it was the fashion for girls to wear them with stockings and suspenders. Look at any old movies of "Jive dancing" and you'll see what I mean. Such things stay with a man for life ~especially as she kept the stockings, suspenders and socks on that first time .... nothing else just those. eyes:
Also too much information!
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. . it has clearly been too long . .
Those were the days!
Sadly long=gone. sad32:
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. . it has clearly been too long . .
Those were the days!
Sadly long=gone. sad32:
It?s the colder weather ? I blame global warming. noooo:
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She should have taken her i-pod right off, not just tucked the earphones in her knickers.
What is it with that "I've just let one go" stance that these floozies adopt?
Is it just another modern perversion with which I am unfamiliar? redface:
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She should have taken her i-pod right off, not just tucked the earphones in her knickers.
What is it with that "I've just let one go" stance that these floozies adopt?
Is it just another modern perversion with which I am unfamiliar? redface:
She's just about to strip-off and show the photographer your most intimate parts... I think I'd fart too to be honest... noooo:
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This post is a load of pants!
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She's just about to strip-off and show the photographer your most intimate parts... I think I'd fart too to be honest... noooo:
My most intimate parts. eeek:
I think not. I am most careful to keep my hands on mine at all times, so to speak.
In fact, these days, one hand is enough. cry:
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There is a distinct shortage of (Purely illustrative) pictures here. Get your fingers out!
I have always favoured M&S underwear, however something tells me that you are not likely to be too interested in that noooo:
Did you have something like this in mind?
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I use these, never had a problem so far... redface:
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I use these, never had a problem so far... redface:
My Waders are rather thicker, and a good deal warmer I'll wager.
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My sexy ex used to wear "Witches Britches"
Great to view ... tough to undo! You couldn't ... censored:
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She's just about to strip-off and show the photographer your most intimate parts... I think I'd fart too to be honest... noooo:
My most intimate parts. eeek:
I think not. I am most careful to keep my hands on mine at all times, so to speak.
In fact, these days, one hand is enough. cry:
Oh, don't be hard on yourself (snigger). It'll be the cold weather I expect. whistle: