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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 02:18:03 PM
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Odd thing The Mood.Wimmin are specially prone to them obviously.All those hormones.Wake up and you never know what their mood is going to be. Or why.
I get them too. Might be the weather. Might be The Boy., Might be Mrs Nick. Might be work. WHo knows?
Often it's the Government. But a lot of the time it's just me eeek:
Presently I am
thatsit:
So what are you today?
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I'm a bit shaky like... noooo:
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That's not a mood evil:
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Optimistic. ;D
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Optimistic. ;D
Same here, oddly enough. rubschin:
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Quite chirppy as it goes
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That's not a mood evil:
Shaky, poorly, feeling sorry for myself, injured kind of thing then... noooo:
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Why?
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Why?
Who?
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You ::)
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Optimistic. ;D
Same here, oddly enough. rubschin:
That's the odd thing about The Mood
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Worried ~ as in saw the cardiologist this morning and he wants me in for tests like.
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eeek:
happy100
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You ::)
Well I nearly killed myself this morning falling from a ladder onto broken glass but apart from that no reason... ::)
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But you aren't dead, so you should be feeling relieved, like. And optimistic
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But you aren't dead, so you should be feeling relieved, like. And optimistic
Oh yes... ::)
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My mood today is: Pissed off ~ but that is my default position.
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But you aren't dead, so you should be feeling relieved, like. And optimistic
Nickfucius has spoken. This sounds like your life philosophy old boy. whistle:
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I can't wait for Growler to get here
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I can't wait for Growler to get here
You rang? whistle:
Strange lot yous, with your mood swings. Why don't you just be a grumpy old bastard permanently like me, then when something good happens...when ::)...it makes it an experience worth remembering.
Can't particulary put me finger on anything worth remebering at this particular moment in time tbh, but hey bloody ho, another lousy day beckons no doubt. ::)
I'm going away this weekend though up to Grizedale forest like....luvlee! cloud9:
Bit of snow forecast too! cloud9:
Staying overnight in a gorgeous little coach 'ouse with REAL ale, BIG nosebags, puddings and CAKES!
With the boys too....oh, and the GROWLERS jnr. scared2:
Much frolicment is forecast providing GROWLERS jnr. don't fight. Banghead
Should be good, cus Mrs GROWLER won't be present to hold me back like, but Mini Moose will no doubt snitch on me...as usual. ::)
So to answer your question, I'm feeling slightly optomistic and mildly looking forward to this coming weekend, after a fairly turbulent start to the week.
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Feeling resigned to the forthcoming ghastliness of the day
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I can't wait for Growler to get here
You rang? whistle:
Strange lot yous, with your mood swings. Why don't you just be a grumpy old bastard permanently like me, then when something good happens...when ::)...it makes it an experience worth remembering.
Can't particulary put me finger on anything worth remebering at this particular moment in time tbh, but hey bloody ho, another lousy day beckons no doubt. ::)
I'm going away this weekend though up to Grizedale forest like....luvlee! cloud9:
Bit of snow forecast too! cloud9:
Staying overnight in a gorgeous little coach 'ouse with REAL ale, BIG nosebags, puddings and CAKES!
With the boys too....oh, and the GROWLERS jnr. scared2:
Much frolicment is forecast providing GROWLERS jnr. don't fight. Banghead
Should be good, cus Mrs GROWLER won't be present to hold me back like, but Mini Moose will no doubt snitch on me...as usual. ::)
So to answer your question, I'm feeling slightly optomistic and mildly looking forward to this coming weekend, after a fairly turbulent start to the week.
You are taking the girl child? Up a mountain? Where there will be limited sanitary arrangements? eeek:
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Are you suggesting that girls are leakier than boys?
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I can't wait for Growler to get here
You rang? whistle:
Strange lot yous, with your mood swings. Why don't you just be a grumpy old bastard permanently like me, then when something good happens...when ::)...it makes it an experience worth remembering.
Can't particulary put me finger on anything worth remebering at this particular moment in time tbh, but hey bloody ho, another lousy day beckons no doubt. ::)
I'm going away this weekend though up to Grizedale forest like....luvlee! cloud9:
Bit of snow forecast too! cloud9:
Staying overnight in a gorgeous little coach 'ouse with REAL ale, BIG nosebags, puddings and CAKES!
With the boys too....oh, and the GROWLERS jnr. scared2:
Much frolicment is forecast providing GROWLERS jnr. don't fight. Banghead
Should be good, cus Mrs GROWLER won't be present to hold me back like, but Mini Moose will no doubt snitch on me...as usual. ::)
So to answer your question, I'm feeling slightly optomistic and mildly looking forward to this coming weekend, after a fairly turbulent start to the week.
You are taking the girl child? Up a mountain? Where there will be limited sanitary arrangements? eeek:
happy001 Limited? I should co co!
In the woods dear Wenchy, in the woods, and she's been taught to find a friendly rabbit to wipe her 'bits' on if neccessary. All at one with nature like. back to basics GROWLER style. Can't beat it. cloud9:
We're going to see if we can start a fire with a pair of sticks too.
We're actually going on a rally to marshal, so there'll be plenty of basic requirements, and I'll be doing me famous full forest brekky, followed by lashings of coffee, chocy cookies, chocy muffins with chocy chunks as big as your mitts, and of course crimbo CAKE! cloud9:
All in all, feeling moderately optomistic and looking forward to a bleak cold snowy weekend with lots of laughs.
You townies should really try it. Good for the soul like. ;)
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I've made a Crimbo Cake.It's huge, like. But Wenchy says I need to feed it
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Not that girls are leakier than boys, just more paticular about their sanitary arrangement.
Growler it sounds blissful and I love the idea of it but I like a toilet. And bog roll. And running water. And a boiler. I could go without showers, heating, a bed, a kettle. But a toilet is something I would struggle to cope without. redface:
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Not that girls are leakier than boys, just more paticular about their sanitary arrangement.
Growler it sounds blissful and I love the idea of it but I like a toilet. And bog roll. And running water. And a boiler. I could go without showers, heating, a bed, a kettle. But a toilet is something I would struggle to cope without. redface:
http://outdoorsrus.co.uk/vmchk/Portable-Toilets/Kampa-Khazi-Portable-Toilet.html (http://outdoorsrus.co.uk/vmchk/Portable-Toilets/Kampa-Khazi-Portable-Toilet.html)
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She will want one for Christmas now ::)
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Someone would have to empty it. And in my house, that someone would be me. noooo:
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Someone would have to empty it. And in my house
It is better if you empty them outdoors. noooo:
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Someone would have to empty it. And in my house, that someone would be me. noooo:
Yup. 'Fraid so Wenchy. Wimmins werk. happy088
When we used to go caravanning....bnefore the GROWLERS jnr. got 'bored' like ::), I used to show them how to empty and clean the bog so they know for future reference like.
All part of life skills. ;)
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Not that girls are leakier than boys, just more paticular about their sanitary arrangement.
Growler it sounds blissful and I love the idea of it but I like a toilet. And bog roll. And running water. And a boiler. I could go without showers, heating, a bed, a kettle. But a toilet is something I would struggle to cope without. redface:
http://outdoorsrus.co.uk/vmchk/Portable-Toilets/Kampa-Khazi-Portable-Toilet.html (http://outdoorsrus.co.uk/vmchk/Portable-Toilets/Kampa-Khazi-Portable-Toilet.html)
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You can even get one to sit on in the car apparently...mens and wimmins, but don't ask me HOW exactly you 'connect up' like. eeek:
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Would make cornering a bit tricky eeek:
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Would make cornering a bit tricky eeek:
I think you'd choose your 'moment' tbh. ;)
I'll have a look on google later, see if I can find it like. Wenchy would like it I'm sure, as it actually does come in a 'tat' catergory. angel1
I do have a liitle bit of sympathy for wimmin, as it is a great deal easier for us geezers.
Point and gush!
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Anyway.Enough of portable bogs.
MOODS! evil:
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Anyway.Enough of portable bogs.
MOODS! evil:
Oh I see, we have to stay on topic when it's YOUR thread like? ::)
Bollox to that. Lets talk squirrel shit. razz:
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And to think I was going to offer you a piece of my nice Crimbo cake noooo:
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Squirrels are a pest.
I have a remedy for them though.
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Mood:
Was = cloud9:
Now = evil:
(see VAT thread)
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Still in default mode ~ I'll let you know if it changes.
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I was moderately evil: till I went out to my car.
That seagull must have been waiting for me evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
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I was moderately evil: till I went out to my car.
That seagull must have been waiting for me evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
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Just as effective with seagulls.
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And chavs?
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Probably although they have thicker hides.
I'm feeling depressed. cry:
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happy100
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I am confuddled eeek:
Fractious with child - it is her birthday this weekend and I have told her she could have a sleepover with 2 of her best friends. She has invited 5 evil:
Furious with work - I have taken on a new role (more responsibility etc) - the Clowncil have got a new policy and propose not to pay me for this for at least 6 months (then only after a review) . Thieving cheating scumbags
Frustrated - I do not understand men . New blokey is making plans for next year (err excuse me !!! ) but cannot even sort out next weekend !!!!
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I am confuddled eeek:
Fractious with child - it is her birthday this weekend and I have told her she could have a sleepover with 2 of her best friends. She has invited 5 evil:
Furious with work - I have taken on a new role (more responsibility etc) - the Clowncil have got a new policy and propose not to pay me for this for at least 6 months (then only after a review) . Thieving cheating scumbags
Frustrated - I do not understand men . New blokey is making plans for next year (err excuse me !!! ) but cannot even sort out next weekend !!!!
So all pretty much business as usual then?
happy100 Really.
Remember, "A man is not for life, its just for Christmas"
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How old is the child?
Your mistake was in not agreeing with her the names of the invitees and YOU confirming the arrangements with their mothers.
Sometimes having lots of kids gives one an advantage when it comes to what to expect when you allow them some freedom. whistle:
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How old is the child?
Your mistake was in not agreeing with her the names of the invitees and YOU confirming the arrangements with their mothers.
Sometimes having lots of kids gives one an advantage when it comes to what to expect when you allow them some freedom. whistle:
She is 12....and can count evil:
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But at that age they don't know how to say no to their friends.
It is all about popularity and a crushing need to court it.
For the same reason girls in particular cannot resist telling their friends via Facebook or similar that they are having a party and then wondering why 200 uninvited yobs turn up and wreck the place
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Please add scared stiff to my list of moods now eeek:
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She doesn't have access to Facebook or similar does she? Please tell me you have not allowed that.
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Errrr redface:
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Good luck ~ you may find this link useful http://www.mollymaid.co.uk/ whistle:
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Errrr redface:
Do you at least have her password so you can check?
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To be honest the last sleepover I was involved in went fine ~ until Mrs S#1 came home and found us. redface:
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Errrr redface:
Do you at least have her password so you can check?
Phew - I do at least have those ... for what good it will do me confused:
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Look and see if it has got out of hand! If it has pretend to be a teenager and post that it is off! ALL OFF!
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Anyway.Enough of portable bogs.
MOODS! evil:
I knew there was one on the market lol::
http://www.presentsformen.co.uk/product.asp?pf_id=5594&gclid=CP65jrCLlJcCFQxOtAodyjdPJA
Bit hit 'n' miss if you're a wumman like though. whistle:
I'm happy now, cus I found it! cloud9:
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I am confuddled eeek:
Fractious with child - it is her birthday this weekend and I have told her she could have a sleepover with 2 of her best friends. She has invited 5 evil:
Furious with work - I have taken on a new role (more responsibility etc) - the Clowncil have got a new policy and propose not to pay me for this for at least 6 months (then only after a review) . Thieving cheating scumbags
Frustrated - I do not understand men . New blokey is making plans for next year (err excuse me !!! ) but cannot even sort out next weekend !!!!
Plans for next year? eeek:
Our first pub wedding like... cloud9:
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Plans for next year? eeek:
Our first pub wedding like... cloud9:
Calm down dear......I hardly think so.
Anyway you participated quite heavily in the first pub wedding this year did you not - even made a speech so I heard lol:
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Anyway.Enough of portable bogs.
MOODS! evil:
I knew there was one on the market lol::
http://www.presentsformen.co.uk/product.asp?pf_id=5594&gclid=CP65jrCLlJcCFQxOtAodyjdPJA
Bit hit 'n' miss if you're a wumman like though. whistle:
I'm happy now, cus I found it! cloud9:
That's ummm, interesting! eeek:
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Plans for next year? eeek:
Our first pub wedding like... cloud9:
Calm down dear......I hardly think so.
Anyway you participated quite heavily in the first pub wedding this year did you not - even made a speech so I heard lol:
I forgot about that one... redface:
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Plans for next year? eeek:
Our first pub wedding like... cloud9:
Calm down dear......I hardly think so.
Anyway you participated quite heavily in the first pub wedding this year did you not - even made a speech so I heard lol:
I forgot about that one... redface:
Shock does that to a man ~ when he gets the bill.
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Plans for next year? eeek:
Our first pub wedding like... cloud9:
Calm down dear......I hardly think so.
Anyway you participated quite heavily in the first pub wedding this year did you not - even made a speech so I heard lol:
I forgot about that one... redface:
Shock does that to a man ~ when he gets the bill.
shocked003 How Much??? shocked003
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Plans for next year? eeek:
Our first pub wedding like... cloud9:
Calm down dear......I hardly think so.
Anyway you participated quite heavily in the first pub wedding this year did you not - even made a speech so I heard lol:
I forgot about that one... redface:
Shock does that to a man ~ when he gets the bill.
shocked003 How Much??? shocked003
Remember, Miss D would be paying you to do the speech. whistle:
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Remember, Miss D would be paying you to do the speech. whistle:
Paying a man to say nice things - have times really got that tough cry:
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Remember, Miss D would be paying you to do the speech. whistle:
Paying a man to say nice things - have times really got that tough cry:
Nice things? noooo:
That would be extra.
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Remember, Miss D would be paying you to do the speech. whistle:
Paying a man to say nice things - have times really got that tough cry:
I have a speech I could e-mail to you... whistle:
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Remember, Miss D would be paying you to do the speech. whistle:
Paying a man to say nice things - have times really got that tough cry:
I have a speech I could e-mail to you... whistle:
Not that speech. eeek:
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Remember, Miss D would be paying you to do the speech. whistle:
Paying a man to say nice things - have times really got that tough cry:
I have a speech I could e-mail to you... whistle:
Not that speech. eeek:
Oh... redface:
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I am strangely calm rubschin:
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Drugs or drink?
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Dunno. I think it is something to do with the weather rubschin:
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Pissio here
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Scorchio
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It was nice last time I looked. Now it is pissio
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Black clouds here and I don't mean the weather. cry:
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Variablio here.
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St John's Wort. That's the chappy!
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NOT with my Valium thanks all the same.
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NOT if I would like to keep my eye sight thanks. But I see a homeopath so what do I know!
Sun peeking out here!
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Is this mood? Or weather? rubschin:
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Whoops, wrong thread redface:
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Is this mood? Or weather? rubschin:
The 2 get a bit mixed together,like
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NOT if I would like to keep my eye sight thanks. But I see a homeopath so what do I know!
Sun peeking out here!
I have a cousin who is a homeopath ~ she is very good.
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Very good at what?
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Very good at what?
Scamming money out of people...
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Maybe I should set myself up as a one then. Do you have to kill all Homeos?
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Very good at what?
Being a homeopath amongst other things.
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Maybe I should set myself up as a one then. Do you have to kill all Homeos?
yes
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Maybe I should set myself up as a one then. Do you have to kill all Homeos?
yes
Stupid boys! Tsk.
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Mood = surprisingly bright and optimistic despite all the doom & gloom confused:
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It must be the crepes
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Maybe I should set myself up as a one then. Do you have to kill all Homeos?
yes
Stupid boys! Tsk.
Even I let that one go past. noooo:
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It must be the crepes
What is wrong with his shoes?
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It must be the crepes
What is wrong with his shoes?
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You can also do posh accent jokes if you pronounce it 'crepps' whistle:
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doh: I had enough trouble when I mentioned patents!
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Sorry Pastis ~ can't help it. These things sometimes just slip out ~ as the Bishop said to the Actress
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drumroll:
Not if you're wearing crepe soles, surely?
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drumroll:
Not if you're wearing crepe soles, surely?
Feet firmly braced against the headboard whistle: