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Title: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:38:40 PM
Mrs GROWLER informed me that Mini Moose tried to use the printer last night, and it threw up an error on the screen.
I immediately rremebered that a scrw fell off the shelf recently, and fell down the paper feed slot.
Disconnected it this morning, and promptly turned it upside down and shook it to remove said screw.
Bird brain here though didn't think to take the ink cartridges out first though, did he? noooo:

The mess all over the desk, papers, carpet and chair, not to mention my kecks is going to take some explaining I fear.
Took it outside, and it's dripped all over the hall carpet, and the path now looks like it's had a supertanker disaster on it.

Basically, i'm agitated and in deep shit. whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 12:41:13 PM
You spend too much time with Nick.  point:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 12:41:34 PM
Mrs GROWLER informed me that Mini Moose tried to use the printer last night, and it threw up an error on the screen.
I immediately rremebered that a scrw fell off the shelf recently, and fell down the paper feed slot.
Disconnected it this morning, and promptly turned it upside down and shook it to remove said screw.
Bird brain here though didn't think to take the ink cartridges out first though, did he? noooo:

The mess all over the desk, papers, carpet and chair, not to mention my kecks is going to take some explaining I fear.
Took it outside, and it's dripped all over the hall carpet, and the path now looks like it's had a supertanker disaster on it.

Basically, i'm agitated and in deep shit. whistle:

Slip in the bit about Peter Pan at the time you tell her, smokescreen like.  whistle:

Printers are the devils tools anyway, cast it out.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 12:43:50 PM
Be a real man ~ blame the child and buy a new printer (£29.99) in Staples)

The mess was made because she gubbed the printer and you had to carry it out of the house to get rid of it ~ therefore the mess is her fault as well.

Buy yourself a cake whilst you are out getting a printer.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:46:45 PM
Don't think I'll need to tell her tbh DS.
The place looks like a war zone now, and scrubbing it is just making it werser.

Bit nippy for a night in the doghouse too. ::)

Almost past caring now though. what's done is done. The carpets were shite anyway.
Bloody printer STILL not werkin' properly though. Telling me I'm out of black ink when I can hear it sloshing 'round inside the cartridge. confused:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:52:12 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

His life is getting to be worse than mine.  ;D ;D ;D

I am making the startings of a Crimbo Cake this afternoon.He could opo into help and I could show him how it's done
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 12:53:21 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

His life is getting to be worse than mine.  ;D ;D ;D

I am making the startings of a Crimbo Cake this afternoon.He could opo into help and I could show him how it's done

No thanks ~ I'll be ordering mine from ASDA ~ to be delivered. It's cheaper, better and less effort.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:55:15 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

His life is getting to be worse than mine.  ;D ;D ;D

I am making the startings of a Crimbo Cake this afternoon.He could opo into help and I could show him how it's done

So pleased to have cheered up you miserable existance. ::)
Fun, in'it? noooo:

Bloody stupid printer is now werkin' with the empty black cartridge. Nice blue print only. Banghead
Bin beckons.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:55:40 PM
Want a cake making lesson?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 12:59:07 PM
Want a cake making lesson?

No. Ink removal lessons would be more helpful tbh.

My kecks actually look quite trendy now, with ink drips and spots all over them. Sort of a happy hippy 60's look about them like. happy088

Goin' the chippy for a pie. Wonder what can go wrong? ::)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 01:01:24 PM
Pork pie, with free brain worms
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 01:05:14 PM
Want a cake making lesson?

No. Ink removal lessons would be more helpful tbh.

My kecks actually look quite trendy now, with ink drips and spots all over them. Sort of a happy hippy 60's look about them like. happy088

Goin' the chippy for a pie. Wonder what can go wrong? ::)

Are we talking ink or toner?

Ink removal: http://www.diynot.com/pages/st/st033.php

Toner removal: http://www.wolfeflooring.com/stain_toner.asp
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 01:05:50 PM
In a pie?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 01:19:36 PM
Want a cake making lesson?

No. Ink removal lessons would be more helpful tbh.

My kecks actually look quite trendy now, with ink drips and spots all over them. Sort of a happy hippy 60's look about them like. happy088

Goin' the chippy for a pie. Wonder what can go wrong? ::)

Are we talking ink or toner?

Ink removal: http://www.diynot.com/pages/st/st033.php

Toner removal: http://www.wolfeflooring.com/stain_toner.asp

Dunno. It's just black ink...everywhere. eeek:
Epson C64 if that helps?

Just found more evidence of my 'mischief' on the kitchen werktop and dining room table cover cloth thing. Bleach now beckons.

No flowers at me funeral thanks.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 01:21:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAREFUL WITH THE BLEACH. I HAVE HAD MORE ACCIDENTS WITH BLEACH  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

BE VERY VERY CAREFUL AND DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY AND OPEN WINDOWS TO DISPERSE SMELL TO AVOID QUESTIONING.

I may have to go round there, I can see. The man has a death wish. I can help  angel1
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 01:22:57 PM
Ink = Liquid usually found in Inkjet printers etc

Toner = Powder usually found in photocopiers and laser printers.

I'm figuring ink ~ you have a problem but the answer is in the first link.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 01:25:27 PM
Ink = Liquid usually found in Inkjet printers etc

Toner = Powder usually found in photocopiers and laser printers.

I'm figuring ink ~ you have a problem but the answer is in the first link.

Tar. Bleach if it doesn't werk. Can't make it any werse. It does look pretty damned dreadful though....everywhere.
How could I be so so bloody stupid? Unbloodybelievable. noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 01:25:57 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Fancy a pint?

We also have a spare bed,like
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 01:26:43 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAREFUL WITH THE BLEACH. I HAVE HAD MORE ACCIDENTS WITH BLEACH  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

BE VERY VERY CAREFUL AND DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY AND OPEN WINDOWS TO DISPERSE SMELL TO AVOID QUESTIONING.

I may have to go round there, I can see. The man has a death wish. I can help  angel1

Fear not young Growler ~ help is coming

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Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 01:43:58 PM
Ey Snoops, you jest, but Mr Muscle has actually shifted it off the woktop AND the dining room table cloth cover thing too!

just experimenting with the carpet now, and it is shiftin' it, albeit slowly and messily like. ::)
I can see a light now, I really can! happy088
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 01:46:22 PM
Ey Snoops, you jest, but Mr Muscle has actually shifted it off the woktop AND the dining room table cloth cover thing too!

just experimenting with the carpet now, and it is shiftin' it, albeit slowly and messily like. ::)
I can see a light now, I really can! happy088
Does the light look like this: -

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If it does she's already caught you...


Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 01:56:25 PM
Ey Snoops, you jest, but Mr Muscle has actually shifted it off the woktop AND the dining room table cloth cover thing too!

just experimenting with the carpet now, and it is shiftin' it, albeit slowly and messily like. ::)
I can see a light now, I really can! happy088
Does the light look like this: -

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If it does she's already caught you...




She's 'ome, so I'm goin' out now...quick like.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 02:30:48 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 03:12:52 PM
Growler is gubbed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 04:44:04 PM
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Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: TG on November 24, 2008, 05:08:15 PM
How old is he?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 05:13:02 PM
How old is he?
Good point!  ;D

I can't find his age... I reckon we should put him down for say... um... 47...   whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 24, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
How old is he?

I'm NOT famous, so you can stick yer bloody housy housy up yer arses.
I'm not dead anyway, as you can see.
Bloody charming you lot....NOT, trying to gain summat from me demise. Bunch of gits. cussing:

Anyway Mrs GROWLER wasn't actually too bad tbh.
I played the old tune of being charming and  blaming meself for all my "ridiculous stupidity", and told her I was all stressed out over this pending theatre trip.
It's her burfday tomorrow, so I quickly changed the subject, and asked her if she'd like a pressie like?
Going to the Asda now, to see what my mate George  cloud9: has got in the sales like.
I think I may have just got away with what I thought was an impending spit roasting lol:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 05:58:49 AM
How old is he?

I'm NOT famous, so you can stick yer bloody housy housy up yer arses.
I'm not dead anyway, as you can see.
Bloody charming you lot....NOT, trying to gain summat from me demise. Bunch of gits. cussing:

Anyway Mrs GROWLER wasn't actually too bad tbh.
I played the old tune of being charming and  blaming meself for all my "ridiculous stupidity", and told her I was all stressed out over this pending theatre trip.
It's her burfday tomorrow, so I quickly changed the subject, and asked her if she'd like a pressie like?
Going to the Asda now, to see what my mate George  cloud9: has got in the sales like.
I think I may have just got away with what I thought was an impending spit roasting lol:
George at Asda? doh:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 08:34:08 AM
How old is he?

I'm NOT famous, so you can stick yer bloody housy housy up yer arses.
I'm not dead anyway, as you can see.
Bloody charming you lot....NOT, trying to gain summat from me demise. Bunch of gits. cussing:

Anyway Mrs GROWLER wasn't actually too bad tbh.
I played the old tune of being charming and  blaming meself for all my "ridiculous stupidity", and told her I was all stressed out over this pending theatre trip.
It's her burfday tomorrow, so I quickly changed the subject, and asked her if she'd like a pressie like?
Going to the Asda now, to see what my mate George  cloud9: has got in the sales like.
I think I may have just got away with what I thought was an impending spit roasting lol:
George at Asda? doh:

George at Asda is the Scouse equivalent of Victoria's Secrets
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 08:40:40 AM
How old is he?

I'm NOT famous, so you can stick yer bloody housy housy up yer arses.
I'm not dead anyway, as you can see.
Bloody charming you lot....NOT, trying to gain summat from me demise. Bunch of gits. cussing:

Anyway Mrs GROWLER wasn't actually too bad tbh.
I played the old tune of being charming and  blaming meself for all my "ridiculous stupidity", and told her I was all stressed out over this pending theatre trip.
It's her burfday tomorrow, so I quickly changed the subject, and asked her if she'd like a pressie like?
Going to the Asda now, to see what my mate George  cloud9: has got in the sales like.
I think I may have just got away with what I thought was an impending spit roasting lol:
George at Asda? doh:

George at Asda is the Scouse equivalent of Victoria's Secrets
She'll be well impressed with that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 08:48:12 AM
She might be! I remember Christmas during our year of extreme poverty, one of my presents was nice shampoo and conditioner, I was thrilled!
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 08:49:42 AM
Every present tells a story. In that case you were being told you looked a mess.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 08:51:46 AM
I got a balloon for my birthday and got it blown up for Christmas...  sad24:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 08:52:39 AM
My Mum bought me an electric blanket during the year of poverty to keep warm. Mr Wench wouldn't let me plug it in.  sad24: He also bought me a hotwater bottle for Christmas that year.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 08:58:21 AM
I got an empty box with the words "Action man Deserter" on it

By 'eck time were 'ard wi' 15 of us living in a carrier bag on the centre island of the M1


We've all had good and bad times FFS  ::)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 09:04:01 AM
I know that! I was just trying to say don't be too quick to "diss" Growler's choice of gift!  Banghead
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2008, 09:10:04 AM
I know that! I was just trying to say don't be too quick to "diss" Growler's choice of gift!  Banghead

Tar. We're not all posh you know.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 09:38:09 AM
I know that! I was just trying to say don't be too quick to "diss" Growler's choice of gift!  Banghead

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Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 09:42:15 AM
I had a disaster this morning...  redface:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 09:50:25 AM
Well?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2008, 09:58:01 AM
I had a disaster this morning...  redface:

Paint? Ink? Try Mr Muscle. The carpet is starting to look better now, and the garage door is being replaced in 2 weeks too! happy088
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
I had a disaster this morning...  redface:

It woke me up!
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:00:48 AM
It involves a high ceiling, a ladder, a slippery floor, bloodied shins, broken furniture and loads of broken glass which I am currently loading into my truck to take to the tip...  noooo:

Luckily LL is at the hairdressers...  scared2:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 10:01:31 AM
Personal Injury Lawyers are 4 YOU!
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
1) Are you alright?
2)  point:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 10:03:10 AM
He's been moaning on about it for hours now. He's OK ~ until LL gets home.  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:03:27 AM
1) Are you alright?
2)  point:

i have stopped shaking now but haven't the courage to look at my shins yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2008, 10:05:02 AM
1) Are you alright?
2)  point:

If not, then p'raps someone should find out how old he is like? ::)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:06:03 AM
48... Good news for Snoopy and Pastis...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2008, 10:10:02 AM
48... Good news for Snoopy and Pastis...  noooo:

Quite frankly, I find that disgusting. evil:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 10:16:32 AM
1) Are you alright?
2)  point:

i have stopped shaking now but haven't the courage to look at my shins yet...  noooo:

But what happened?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:19:21 AM
 ::)

I was at the top of the ladder... the ladder slipped and the pair of us (Barman and ladder) crashed down on a piece of custom made furniture with a large glass top which is now in pieces and being loaded into my truck for disposal.

My shins scraped down something in the process and are extremely painful... I'm worried that the pale bit I can see may actually be the shin bone...  scared2:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 10:23:10 AM
Shin bone, is ghostly pale and sort of iridescent in the sunshine, blood doesn't really stick to it, so it is rather streaky.

How cross is LL going to be? If it is your shinbone is she likely to be more sympathetic? What were you doing up the ladder?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:31:05 AM
Shin bone, is ghostly pale and sort of iridescent in the sunshine, blood doesn't really stick to it, so it is rather streaky.

How cross is LL going to be? If it is your shinbone is she likely to be more sympathetic? What were you doing up the ladder?
Put it this way... the last thing she said before walking out of the door was "you won't forget to put that non-slip mat under the ladder will you...?"

 scared2:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2008, 10:31:28 AM
Bollox to what LL thinks...with respect like...but isn't your well being a tad more important than a bit of old furniture.
Anyway, you do what I did yesterday, and play the "oh how stupid I am lah de dah de dum' card, and then quickly change the subject to something she wants to hear.
It werks, believe me. ;)

Were you agitated at the time btw, cus that's always a good one to chuck in you know. rubschin:

One has to turn these discussions around and try making out that it wasn't really all your fault.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:34:49 AM
Bollox to what LL thinks...with respect like...but isn't your well being a tad more important than a bit of old furniture.
Anyway, you do what I did yesterday, and play the "oh how stupid I am lah de dah de dum' card, and then quickly change the subject to something she wants to hear.
It werks, believe me. ;)

Were you agitated at the time btw, cus that's always a good one to chuck in you know. rubschin:
I'd just started for the day like...  noooo:

It will take the rest of the day to clear the glass and blood and broken furniture up...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 25, 2008, 10:37:43 AM
Bollox to what LL thinks...with respect like...but isn't your well being a tad more important than a bit of old furniture.
Anyway, you do what I did yesterday, and play the "oh how stupid I am lah de dah de dum' card, and then quickly change the subject to something she wants to hear.
It werks, believe me. ;)

Were you agitated at the time btw, cus that's always a good one to chuck in you know. rubschin:
I'd just started for the day like...  noooo:

It will take the rest of the day to clear the glass and blood and broken furniture up...  noooo:

Something must have been praying on your mind. Think man! ;)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: barmisspah? on November 25, 2008, 10:48:57 AM
Bollox to what LL thinks...with respect like...but isn't your well being a tad more important than a bit of old furniture.
Anyway, you do what I did yesterday, and play the "oh how stupid I am lah de dah de dum' card, and then quickly change the subject to something she wants to hear.
It werks, believe me. ;)

That's what you think - just wait

Were you agitated at the time btw, cus that's always a good one to chuck in you know. rubschin:

One has to turn these discussions around and try making out that it wasn't really all your fault.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:53:43 AM
There is a big 'ole in the laminate floor too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 10:54:55 AM
Bollox to what LL thinks...with respect like...but isn't your well being a tad more important than a bit of old furniture.
Anyway, you do what I did yesterday, and play the "oh how stupid I am lah de dah de dum' card, and then quickly change the subject to something she wants to hear.
It werks, believe me. ;)

Were you agitated at the time btw, cus that's always a good one to chuck in you know. rubschin:
I'd just started for the day like...  noooo:

It will take the rest of the day to clear the glass and blood and broken furniture up...  noooo:

Do make sure you don't have any glass left in your cuts. When they start working their way to the surface after you've healed it hurts like hell.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 11:25:59 AM
Well things got so out of hand here last night, with everyone screaming and shouting, that I left the house and spent the night in a hotel!
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 11:27:18 AM
Why were your house screaming and shouting?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 11:28:04 AM
The Boy got into a strop and things escalated  evil:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 11:30:12 AM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 12:28:30 PM
We seem to have rather lost track of BM's shinbone  rubschin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:29:08 PM
We seem to have rather lost track of BM's shinbone  rubschin:
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Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
Get LL to give you a rub
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:30:15 PM
Get LL to give you a rub
She has yet to return...  scared2:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
Lie on the floor and groan when she gets back
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:32:59 PM
Lie on the floor and groan when she gets back
Indeed... I shall squirt ketchup all over me too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 12:36:07 PM
Good plan.Are you hoping she will lick it off, like?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:37:16 PM
Good plan.Are you hoping she will lick it off, like?
Not off my shins...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 12:54:26 PM
There is a big 'ole in the laminate floor too...  noooo:

Of course you kept some spare boards from when you laid the floor ~ for just such an eventuality? I have  angel1
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:55:07 PM
There is a big 'ole in the laminate floor too...  noooo:

Of course you kept some spare boards from when you laid the floor ~ for just such an eventuality? I have  angel1
noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 12:57:02 PM
 point: Oh this just gets better the more I hear.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 01:07:50 PM
point: Oh this just gets better the more I hear.
Thanks for your support...  cussing:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:09:50 PM
Oh we are all most concerned about your shins.Honest, like.










































 char048
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 01:11:43 PM
Ta muchly I'm sure...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:12:34 PM
Will LL notice the broiken furniture and damaged flooring do you think?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 01:13:55 PM
Will LL notice the broiken furniture and damaged flooring do you think?
Hawk Eyes? No of course not...  ::)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:33:49 PM
Is she back yet?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Do you think he would be here if she was?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:37:49 PM
I have some popcorn ready.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 01:45:27 PM
I am being repaired....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:45:44 PM
By whom?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 01:47:15 PM
By whom?
LL  cloud9:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:47:39 PM
Has she seen the damage?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 02:18:24 PM
No problemo...  whistle:

I'm bionic now with plastic skin an' stuff...
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 02:18:45 PM
And the floor?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 02:19:16 PM
She hasn't seen the big 'ole in the floor yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 02:20:48 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 02:21:20 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 02:22:03 PM
And the broken furniture?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 02:24:49 PM
And the broken furniture?
I told her I could fill it in like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
I think she may fill it in using you! Fill it in with what? !
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 02:37:30 PM
I think she may fill it in using you! Fill it in with what? !
Filler...  ::)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 02:44:00 PM
To match the laminate, like? Invisibly?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 02:51:33 PM
To match the laminate, like? Invisibly?
Precisely...  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 03:27:21 PM
Gubbed noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 05:31:25 AM
Gubbed noooo:
Noooo... what could possibly go wrong?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 08:43:31 AM
She must have seen it by now!
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 01:49:54 PM
She must have seen it by now!
whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 01:51:40 PM
He's put a rug over it
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 01:52:06 PM
He's put a rug over it
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 ::)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 01:54:11 PM
He's put a rug over it
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 ::)

I reckon she knows and is waiting for him to heal before inflicting more pain.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 01:54:51 PM
I agree. Wimmin do that sometimes.I wouldn't want to be in BM's shoes when his shins heal
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 01:55:32 PM
Like elephants* ~ they never forget.








*(Also when viewed from behind)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 01:55:58 PM
No... a big piece of furniture is parked over it like...  whistle:

In fact, I might go and give it a fill now... while she is out like...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 01:56:40 PM
Yes, poor BM. He will just start to think he is in the clear and BAM. The full Bobbitt  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 01:57:31 PM
No... a big piece of furniture is parked over it like...  whistle:

In fact, I might go and give it a fill now... while she is out like...  eveilgrin:

Invisible mending?
















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


You are a dead man  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 01:58:37 PM
If not actually dead you'll be paying for a new floor ~ then she may kill you.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 02:02:28 PM
If not actually dead you'll be paying for a new floor ~ then she may kill you.
I shall go and open the tin of filler now... and see if the colour matches like...  ;)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:02:55 PM
It won't
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 02:03:32 PM
It won't
It will!  evil:

Hold on...
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:04:12 PM
It won't  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 02:11:00 PM
Barman: The invisible mender!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:11:58 PM
It will be lighter when it dries out.LL will spot it at once and then

 fence:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 02:13:23 PM
It will be lighter when it dries out.LL will spot it at once and then

 fence:
Dries out...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:13:59 PM
Put a rug over it. That will buy you about 30 minutes of life
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 27, 2008, 02:18:08 PM
You do remember that she pops in here!
And that Tinks is her bessie mate!
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:19:03 PM
We should collect for a small wreath. Perhaps in plastic

PS I am feeding my cake
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 02:24:23 PM
I don't think you need to feed the cake daily!  eeek:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:25:57 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 02:27:10 PM
Unless you want a 100% proof cake that is.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:27:42 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 27, 2008, 02:27:59 PM
I am making my own wreath!

Feed the cake weekly! I am sure I said weekly!  eeek:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:28:46 PM
Are you knitting a wreath?

Weekly eh?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 27, 2008, 02:30:50 PM
NO

and

YES
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 02:31:27 PM
You do remember that she pops in here!
And that Tinks is her bessie mate!
Tinks is off to the airport like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:32:04 PM
Has she a bomb with her?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 02:35:10 PM
Has she a bomb with her?
noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:36:46 PM
Aerosol can? Nail clippers?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 27, 2008, 02:39:18 PM
He's put a rug over it

So what's he wearing on his 'ead now then? Bit nippy on top ay BM?  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 02:40:41 PM
No, he takes it off when it's Scorchio and wears a little hat
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 09:19:11 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: GROWLER on November 28, 2008, 09:26:56 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

Why? Did she kill him like? Shit show was it? eeek:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 09:38:19 AM
She said it was a good, but a bit  sick2: inducing when that bloke's eye got sucked out of his head, like.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 09:42:36 AM
I sucked the eye out of a fish once...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 09:43:36 AM
For fun?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 09:55:10 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

REAL blood?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 09:55:51 AM
For fun?  rubschin:
No... I was cleaning its tank... with a syphon like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 09:56:09 AM
Some theatrical sort of blood  ::)

She was wearing pale colours, unfortunately
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 09:56:35 AM
For fun?  rubschin:
No... I was cleaning its tank... with a syphon like...  noooo:

 eeek:   point:

Did it survive, like?
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 09:59:32 AM
For fun?  rubschin:
No... I was cleaning its tank... with a syphon like...  noooo:

 eeek:   point:

Did it survive, like?
Yes, it lived for years afterwards - despite bumping into things...  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 10:03:30 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?









And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 10:10:25 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?

And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.
. . and picked out by the stand-up man.  ;)
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 10:10:57 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?

And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.
. . and picked out by the stand-up man.  ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 10:19:25 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?

And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.
. . and picked out by the stand-up man.  ;)
lol: lol: lol:

Indeed  evil:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 10:48:20 AM
That happens to me regardless of if I'm sitting in the front or twenty rows back.  noooo:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 10:55:02 AM
You should try to look less conspicuous.Wear a burqah or summat
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  eeek:. She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats.  ::)

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning  point:

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?









And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.

They were actually sort of sitting on the edge of the acting area, very intimate production.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 11:08:11 AM
A pub theatre then or a "Private" club?  eyes:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 11:10:50 AM
http://www.everymanplayhouse.com/whats-on/show-detail.asp?id=219 (http://www.everymanplayhouse.com/whats-on/show-detail.asp?id=219)  ::)

We are back there on Satruday.Going to see Blood Wedding  eeek:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
"Community Theatre" ~ never a good idea to get too close I feel.
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 12:16:06 PM
That happens to me regardless of if I'm sitting in the front or twenty rows back.  noooo:

You should dry your tee shirt thoroughly before sitting down.  whistle:
Title: Re: Agitation leads to disaster.
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:16:29 PM
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