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Title: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
I'm bloody fedup.  cussing:
Can't get near the bloody telly when summat decent's on. cussing:

Ray Mears is on, and there's another programme on Sky 3 or summat, all about Death Valley. Right up my grizzly street type stuff. cloud9:

Settles meself down all cumfy like, glass of red in one mit, remote in t'other trying to decide which one to watch, when in march the moosei demanding to watch bloody casualty. Banghead
And what have we got starting tomorrow for two bastard weeks of non stop 'must watch' snoredom? Bloody get me in here I'm a failed 'superstar' shite. cussing:
I'd rather eat a bowl of rabid wasps than watch all this cak. Banghead

Couldn't get near the box last night either cus of that save a child glub programme marathon thing, but apparently, alledgedly, so runmour has it, so they say, I "normally watch everything I want to"....apparently.
My FAT arse I do/can.  cussing:

Just how much rancid shite can a wumman actually watch on tv ey?
Beggars belief, it really does. eeek:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
Nick has a spare TV in a box we are told.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 08:47:58 PM
Nick has a spare TV in a box we are told.

I need a spare house , never mind a spare telly, and she/s have the audacity to rant on about me spending too much time in here talking to all me mates! eeek:

I'VE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, AND NOWT ELSE TO DO YOU MUNTERS!!! Banghead
Banished from me own living room cinema. ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:49:22 PM
Fancy a pint?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 08:53:04 PM
Fancy a pint?

If only you'd asked me earlier. ::)
 I'm reasonably heavily tanked up, and tanking up more by the minute on a very delightful and perky little Aussie Red, Rosemount, Shiraz Cabernet. eastdrink048
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:53:53 PM
You could cycle  whistle:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 08:57:28 PM
You could cycle  whistle:
You could go and pick the poor bugger up.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:58:37 PM
I have also been at the Vino Collapso, and with 4 pubs and three restaurants  in the village the police are getting a bit active as Christmas approaches  ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 09:01:40 PM
You could cycle.  whistle:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:03:06 PM
But the 4 pubs are here!
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:07:43 PM
You could cycle.  whistle:

Yea, and we could meet half way down the Wirral Way cycle path and sit on a lonesome bench like a pair of bad tempered old tramps. 8)

The local scummy yoofs that gather down there for various activities at night time would be stunned by our presence and unrelenting ranting grumpiness. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:11:18 PM
Could you bring a portable telly and a 12v battery too please? whistle:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:13:33 PM
WHY'S the Wench in here? eeek:
She should be watching shite on tv like all other wimmins do on a saturday night. rubschin:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:15:44 PM
This Shiraz Cabinet is mellowing me down a bit now. Bloody ace ir'is! cloud9:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2008, 09:24:52 PM
I am doing both!
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:25:58 PM
You could cycle.  whistle:

Yea, and we could meet half way down the Wirral Way cycle path and sit on a lonesome bench like a pair of bad tempered old tramps. 8)

The local scummy yoofs that gather down there for various activities at night time would be stunned by our presence and unrelenting ranting grumpiness. eveilgrin:

Good plan!
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2008, 09:28:23 PM
I await the inevitable police report.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:28:52 PM
We are quite harmless  angel1
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 09:37:26 PM
We are quite harmless  angel1

With Mother Theresa at 1 and Harold Shipman at 100, where on the scale of "harmless" would you sit precisely?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:44:51 PM
Growler and I will need to do some sums and work out an average
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:49:55 PM
Growler and I will need to do some sums and work out an average

Bloody calculator doesn't go up high enuf for that. ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:50:53 PM
Add some 00000s  ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:53:13 PM
Add some 00000s  ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:53:44 PM
Is that an echo?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:55:01 PM
Is that an echo?

pissed a bit. pressed the send button in a wrong sort of way I think.
Can't remeber what I said now. confused:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:55:17 PM
 point:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 09:56:48 PM
point:

I really dunno how that happened. rubschin:

whats this all about anyway? confused:

telly! ::)

MOTD on soon...if i can get near the box that is. Is there still 'wimmins' shite on? ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2008, 10:03:20 PM
What on earth are the two of you blathering on about!
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 10:12:00 PM
What on earth are the two of you blathering on about!

telly, footie, cycling, tramps, wine, Mother Teresa, wimmin and their annoying 'abits.
Need i go on? ::)



Ey! Just accidentaly clicked on that crappy old crimbo countdown thing of yours, and it actually takes you onto a sad website!  happy001

You can even have a countdown for how long you've been up the duff like!
Class shite of the highest order! lol:

Just found THIS on there!!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fttc.jpg&hash=1b554ef0c4bb4bb99209e76df5b715c270decda1)

Do you have your own personal counter to tell the world how many shags you've had this week then!! happy001
That is so funny, I've had a little wee sitting here! lol:
I have actually L'dMCO here. happy001

Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 11:12:23 AM
I imagine Mr G is like a bear with a sore head this morning  noooo:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 11:14:15 AM
And is trying to explain the nasty little stain on his trousers
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 11:16:49 AM
And is trying to explain the nasty little stain on his trousers
happy001
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 11:28:25 AM
You haven't seen his trousers  ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 11:36:18 AM
Wouldn't be noticed eh?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 11:37:58 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
The telly is under armed guard, covered in barbed wire and all mine at 8:00pm for TG  cloud9: regardless of what the moosei need to watch, and that includes that waste of leccy jungle thing programme.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 01:42:10 PM
Do you have the remote control locked up?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
Do you have the remote control locked up?

It will be made unavailable, and mysteriously absent for the duration. ;)

P'raps they could come in here and rant about ME hogging the telly?  ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 01:51:07 PM
Fetches popcorn
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2008, 09:09:47 PM
2 bloody weeks of being stuck in 'ere every night at this time whilst they watch some shite jungly programme with failed so called 'stars', or am I the only person left on earth that dislikes it like? ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:35:27 PM
Even I draw the line at the one!
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 17, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Even I draw the line at the one!

Bloody 'ell! eeek:
A WUMMAN agreeing with me! eastdrink048
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 09:00:20 AM
Can't say because I have never watched it.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 09:18:38 AM
Can't say because I have never watched it.

It's just yet another me me me me wannabe cringeworthy' show.
Makes my piss bubble and froth tbh. cussing:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:22:14 AM
It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 09:25:49 AM
It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.

I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like.  Angry9:
Carboard box beckons next. ::)

All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose. whistle:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:27:11 AM
Mother and Granny Wench both watch it.  redface:

Why is 'puter in the garage like?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 09:31:02 AM
Mother and Granny Wench both watch it.  redface:

Why is 'puter in the garage like?

Cus it's the only place for a bit of peace and quiet and a smoke, but I have to open the up and over door to let the 'stink' out or face the wroth of the Moosei's fury.
It gets bloody cold in here, and it's going to get even colder later on this week apparently, with even the possibility of snow blowing in through the door.

I could be the first 'live' ..alledgedly...snowman to ever to post in 'ere! eeek:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:32:29 AM
Ahhhh, still on the smokes then! You lucky bastard!
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 09:33:13 AM
So your computer is effectively outside the house  eeek:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 09:36:19 AM
So your computer is effectively outside the house  eeek:

Yes Wenchy. Rollies @50p a day. Try them.  cloud9:

Yes Nick. I'm in effect typing away outside with 3 walls around me...even now.
They all pop in occassionaly to see if 'the Tramp' is still alive, and bring me a cuppa to warm me 'ands like. So sweey of them ey? ::)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 11:00:39 AM
It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.

I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like.  Angry9:
Carboard box beckons next. ::)

All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose. whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.johnweir.co.uk%2Fassets%2Fcoffins%2Fcardboard_coffin.jpg&hash=7a874cd17bf8a7039b05b609804a414d677e9055)


 rubschin:


Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:15:02 AM
It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.

I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like.  Angry9:
Carboard box beckons next. ::)

All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose. whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.johnweir.co.uk%2Fassets%2Fcoffins%2Fcardboard_coffin.jpg&hash=7a874cd17bf8a7039b05b609804a414d677e9055)


 rubschin:




Eco friendly funeral ~ that's what I want  whistle:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 11:15:54 AM
Compost heap then?
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:16:18 AM
Suits me.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 11:28:53 AM
People could throw in worms, like confetti at a wedding, like  whistle:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:30:02 AM
I won't actually notice.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 03:02:27 PM
Couldn't give a stuff tbh. Almost has some sort of appeal.  cloud9:

I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately, as me fingers are suffering from frost bite, and me 'ed's a bit nippy like too.
Please accept my apologies. Thinking is even becoming a tad difficult. redface:

Bloody warmer outside than it is in this 'fridge'. ::)

Thermals are coming out tonight, as is meyat. cloud9:
Can hardly control the great and exciting anticipation of 20:00 hours tonight and for the next 12 days. noooo:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:16:45 PM
I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
 


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like.  redface:
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 03:27:47 PM
I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
 


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like.  redface:

Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it?  rubschin:

Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. ::) Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw. ;)
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:31:16 PM
I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
 


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like.  redface:

Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it?  rubschin:

Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. ::) Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw. ;)
If it is that cold it isn't worth 'bashing your button' at all I should have thought.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 03:33:32 PM
I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
 


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like.  redface:

Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it?  rubschin:

Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. ::) Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw. ;)

 lol:

Deepest sympathy old bear ~ never mind, only a few months and it'll be Spring and we'll be just as f*ing cold.
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 04:57:45 PM
I have a cardboard box that might fit you, like
Title: Re: TVless
Post by: GROWLER on November 18, 2008, 09:16:43 PM
I have a cardboard box that might fit you, like

TV shaped per chance? ::)