The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 15, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
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I'm bloody fedup. cussing:
Can't get near the bloody telly when summat decent's on. cussing:
Ray Mears is on, and there's another programme on Sky 3 or summat, all about Death Valley. Right up my grizzly street type stuff. cloud9:
Settles meself down all cumfy like, glass of red in one mit, remote in t'other trying to decide which one to watch, when in march the moosei demanding to watch bloody casualty. Banghead
And what have we got starting tomorrow for two bastard weeks of non stop 'must watch' snoredom? Bloody get me in here I'm a failed 'superstar' shite. cussing:
I'd rather eat a bowl of rabid wasps than watch all this cak. Banghead
Couldn't get near the box last night either cus of that save a child glub programme marathon thing, but apparently, alledgedly, so runmour has it, so they say, I "normally watch everything I want to"....apparently.
My FAT arse I do/can. cussing:
Just how much rancid shite can a wumman actually watch on tv ey?
Beggars belief, it really does. eeek:
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Nick has a spare TV in a box we are told.
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Nick has a spare TV in a box we are told.
I need a spare house , never mind a spare telly, and she/s have the audacity to rant on about me spending too much time in here talking to all me mates! eeek:
I'VE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, AND NOWT ELSE TO DO YOU MUNTERS!!! Banghead
Banished from me own living room cinema. ::)
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Fancy a pint?
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Fancy a pint?
If only you'd asked me earlier. ::)
I'm reasonably heavily tanked up, and tanking up more by the minute on a very delightful and perky little Aussie Red, Rosemount, Shiraz Cabernet. eastdrink048
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You could cycle whistle:
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You could cycle whistle:
You could go and pick the poor bugger up.
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I have also been at the Vino Collapso, and with 4 pubs and three restaurants in the village the police are getting a bit active as Christmas approaches ::)
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You could cycle. whistle:
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But the 4 pubs are here!
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You could cycle. whistle:
Yea, and we could meet half way down the Wirral Way cycle path and sit on a lonesome bench like a pair of bad tempered old tramps. 8)
The local scummy yoofs that gather down there for various activities at night time would be stunned by our presence and unrelenting ranting grumpiness. eveilgrin:
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Could you bring a portable telly and a 12v battery too please? whistle:
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WHY'S the Wench in here? eeek:
She should be watching shite on tv like all other wimmins do on a saturday night. rubschin:
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This Shiraz Cabinet is mellowing me down a bit now. Bloody ace ir'is! cloud9:
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I am doing both!
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You could cycle. whistle:
Yea, and we could meet half way down the Wirral Way cycle path and sit on a lonesome bench like a pair of bad tempered old tramps. 8)
The local scummy yoofs that gather down there for various activities at night time would be stunned by our presence and unrelenting ranting grumpiness. eveilgrin:
Good plan!
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I await the inevitable police report.
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We are quite harmless angel1
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We are quite harmless angel1
With Mother Theresa at 1 and Harold Shipman at 100, where on the scale of "harmless" would you sit precisely?
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Growler and I will need to do some sums and work out an average
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Growler and I will need to do some sums and work out an average
Bloody calculator doesn't go up high enuf for that. ::)
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Add some 00000s ::)
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Add some 00000s ::)
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Is that an echo?
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Is that an echo?
pissed a bit. pressed the send button in a wrong sort of way I think.
Can't remeber what I said now. confused:
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point:
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point:
I really dunno how that happened. rubschin:
whats this all about anyway? confused:
telly! ::)
MOTD on soon...if i can get near the box that is. Is there still 'wimmins' shite on? ::)
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What on earth are the two of you blathering on about!
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What on earth are the two of you blathering on about!
telly, footie, cycling, tramps, wine, Mother Teresa, wimmin and their annoying 'abits.
Need i go on? ::)
Ey! Just accidentaly clicked on that crappy old crimbo countdown thing of yours, and it actually takes you onto a sad website! happy001
You can even have a countdown for how long you've been up the duff like!
Class shite of the highest order! lol:
Just found THIS on there!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fttc.jpg&hash=1b554ef0c4bb4bb99209e76df5b715c270decda1)
Do you have your own personal counter to tell the world how many shags you've had this week then!! happy001
That is so funny, I've had a little wee sitting here! lol:
I have actually L'dMCO here. happy001
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I imagine Mr G is like a bear with a sore head this morning noooo:
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And is trying to explain the nasty little stain on his trousers
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And is trying to explain the nasty little stain on his trousers
happy001
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You haven't seen his trousers ::)
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Wouldn't be noticed eh?
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noooo:
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The telly is under armed guard, covered in barbed wire and all mine at 8:00pm for TG cloud9: regardless of what the moosei need to watch, and that includes that waste of leccy jungle thing programme.
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Do you have the remote control locked up?
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Do you have the remote control locked up?
It will be made unavailable, and mysteriously absent for the duration. ;)
P'raps they could come in here and rant about ME hogging the telly? ::)
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Fetches popcorn
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2 bloody weeks of being stuck in 'ere every night at this time whilst they watch some shite jungly programme with failed so called 'stars', or am I the only person left on earth that dislikes it like? ::)
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Even I draw the line at the one!
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Even I draw the line at the one!
Bloody 'ell! eeek:
A WUMMAN agreeing with me! eastdrink048
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Can't say because I have never watched it.
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Can't say because I have never watched it.
It's just yet another me me me me wannabe cringeworthy' show.
Makes my piss bubble and froth tbh. cussing:
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It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.
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It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.
I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like. Angry9:
Carboard box beckons next. ::)
All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose. whistle:
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Mother and Granny Wench both watch it. redface:
Why is 'puter in the garage like?
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Mother and Granny Wench both watch it. redface:
Why is 'puter in the garage like?
Cus it's the only place for a bit of peace and quiet and a smoke, but I have to open the up and over door to let the 'stink' out or face the wroth of the Moosei's fury.
It gets bloody cold in here, and it's going to get even colder later on this week apparently, with even the possibility of snow blowing in through the door.
I could be the first 'live' ..alledgedly...snowman to ever to post in 'ere! eeek:
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Ahhhh, still on the smokes then! You lucky bastard!
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So your computer is effectively outside the house eeek:
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So your computer is effectively outside the house eeek:
Yes Wenchy. Rollies @50p a day. Try them. cloud9:
Yes Nick. I'm in effect typing away outside with 3 walls around me...even now.
They all pop in occassionaly to see if 'the Tramp' is still alive, and bring me a cuppa to warm me 'ands like. So sweey of them ey? ::)
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It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.
I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like. Angry9:
Carboard box beckons next. ::)
All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose. whistle:
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rubschin:
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It is beyond rubbish. I tried to watch it last year and after 15mins wanted to rip my skin off.
I could this lot 'ere, laughing and chortling at 'it' while I was in 'ere in me garage freezing me tits off wrapped up in a blanket wearing me fingerless gloves to type like. Angry9:
Carboard box beckons next. ::)
All good practice for me forthcoming 'ut in the woods' i suppose. whistle:
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rubschin:
Eco friendly funeral ~ that's what I want whistle:
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Compost heap then?
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Suits me.
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People could throw in worms, like confetti at a wedding, like whistle:
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I won't actually notice.
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Couldn't give a stuff tbh. Almost has some sort of appeal. cloud9:
I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately, as me fingers are suffering from frost bite, and me 'ed's a bit nippy like too.
Please accept my apologies. Thinking is even becoming a tad difficult. redface:
Bloody warmer outside than it is in this 'fridge'. ::)
Thermals are coming out tonight, as is meyat. cloud9:
Can hardly control the great and exciting anticipation of 20:00 hours tonight and for the next 12 days. noooo:
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I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like. redface:
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I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like. redface:
Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it? rubschin:
Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. ::) Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw. ;)
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I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like. redface:
Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it? rubschin:
Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. ::) Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw. ;)
If it is that cold it isn't worth 'bashing your button' at all I should have thought.
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I've noticed quite a few 'typos' in me posts lately
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Yes, of course, just recently, with the colder weather like. redface:
Lately, latley, leightlee, HOW else do you want me to spell it? rubschin:
Anyway, I said typos, NOT spelling. ::) Dead easy to bash the button next to the one your supposed to be bashing when your mits are cold.... kujw. ;)
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Deepest sympathy old bear ~ never mind, only a few months and it'll be Spring and we'll be just as f*ing cold.
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I have a cardboard box that might fit you, like
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I have a cardboard box that might fit you, like
TV shaped per chance? ::)