The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 12, 2008, 02:50:12 PM
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I'm getting a bit tired of reading about BM's bloody DVD showing off room with its 6 seats, and the never ending painting of it. ::)
What the rest of you got to brag about then? Don't hold back. Get that willy out, and start waving! char048
Nick: WW2 air raid shelter cellar with original brass fittings. Mint. cloud9:
DS: Millions of turnips cloud9:
Me: 4 cars in various states of broken downess and a push bike. ::)
You?
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Plus peace of mind, priceless.
cloud9:
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
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Plus peace of mind, priceless.
cloud9:
That all yours DS? cloud9:
Look like cabbages to me, but hey ho, what do I know?
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
happy100
Crimbo's coming! rubschin: Sorted! ;)
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A big fat City salary.
But am I happy? noooo:
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I have a big willy ~ does that count?
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop... whistle:
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop... whistle:
How soon we forget!
I HAVE A LOVELY NEW LAPTOP!
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A big fat City salary.
But am I happy? noooo:
How fat? eyes:
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My briefcase
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop... whistle:
How soon we forget!
I HAVE A LOVELY NEW LAPTOP!
And a digital camera...?
And a huge 3½ carat diamond engagement ring...?
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My briefcase
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Paid in Dollars - wise man... happy088
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop... whistle:
How soon we forget!
I HAVE A LOVELY NEW LAPTOP!
And a digital camera...?
And a huge 3½ carat diamond engagement ring...?
I have a digital camera but nothing mega, and certainly no 31/2 carat diamond ring. Not yet anyway. Unless Uncle Mort and I come to some sort of an arrangement! eyes:
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop... whistle:
How soon we forget!
I HAVE A LOVELY NEW LAPTOP!
And a digital camera...?
And a huge 3½ carat diamond engagement ring...?
I have a digital camera but nothing mega, and certainly no 31/2 carat diamond ring. Not yet anyway. Unless Uncle Mort and I come to some sort of an arrangement! eyes:
evil:
But Uncle doesn't have a cinema... noooo:
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But he does seem to have a large salary and probably doesn't stink of turps.
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Wenchy! Shame on you!
I didn't think you were so mercenary.
(what time do you finish work?)
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As soon as she see her name on your will I would imagine. whistle:
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Wenchy! Shame on you!
I didn't think you were so mercenary.
(what time do you finish work?)
See you in Harrods Champagne and Oyster bar at 6pm. I'll be the one with an alluring smile you'll be the one waving your gold card. eyes:
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Nothing. Not even a willy to wave. noooo:
Ahem... somebody has a new laptop... whistle:
How soon we forget!
I HAVE A LOVELY NEW LAPTOP!
And a digital camera...?
And a huge 3½ carat diamond engagement ring...?
I have a digital camera but nothing mega, and certainly no 31/2 carat diamond ring. Not yet anyway. Unless Uncle Mort and I come to some sort of an arrangement! eyes:
evil:
But Uncle doesn't have a cinema... noooo:
Neither do you! You have a cupboard with a portable dvd player!
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They'll never let him in there ~ not in that flat 'at ~ and who will look after his whippet?
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Harrods Champagne and Oyster
Do they sell mild in 'alfs like?
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I am sure once you start splashing the cash around you can have whatever beverage your heart desires.
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Champion!
Dartboard? shall I bring me dominos?
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rubschin:
I don't think I am going to be able to make it after all. I have remembered that my sock drawer is in urgent need of rearranging.
whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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You need a man with his own cinema Wenchy - and no whippet... whistle:
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This portable dvd player and cupboard then. Is the cupboard furnished with a panic button or an ejector seat? eyes:
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This portable dvd player and cupboard then. Is the cupboard furnished with a panic button or an ejector seat? eyes:
Nope... and you'll need neither... eyes:
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eeek:
I am beginning to think I may have bitten off more than I can chew.
eveilgrin:
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eeek:
I am beginning to think I may have bitten off more than I can chew.
eveilgrin:
Not yet... ;)
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eeek:
I am beginning to think I may have bitten off more than I can chew.
eveilgrin:
Not yet... ;)
rubschin: Wenchy Bobbitt
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scared2:
Mr Wench isn't looking so bad now.
scared2:
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Short, Saturnine and Welsh ~ that's not bad, that's terrible
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scared2:
Mr Wench isn't looking so bad now.
scared2:
Does he have his own PaintPod tho...? whistle:
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What about me!
I can bring some friends like:
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What about me!
I can bring some friends like:
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Do they have PaintPods...? noooo:
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BM, strangely a paintpod is not top of a ladies must have list.
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BM, strangely a paintpod is not top of a ladies must have list.
These Ex-Pats can be soooo shallow. noooo:
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Plus peace of mind, priceless.
cloud9:
That all yours DS? cloud9:
Look like cabbages to me, but hey ho, what do I know?
::)
You daft bugger, did you thing they just lay on the surface all purply-brown, like?
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I am reminded of the small boy who, having been shown round a milking parlour, said "I wouldn't like that stuff ~ our milk comes in clean plastic cartons"
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BM, strangely a paintpod is not top of a ladies must have list.
I have cables... boxes and boxes of them... eyes:
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BM, strangely a paintpod is not top of a ladies must have list.
I have cables... boxes and boxes of them... eyes:
Handcuffs and leg irons may serve better.
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I have a fisheye lense. whistle:
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I was wondering what you would offer up DS!
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I have a fisheye lense. whistle:
evil:
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Growler has his own swamp!
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Growler has his own swamp!
Full of allegories
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Growler has his own swamp!
No actually. GROWLER rents a swamp. ::)
I actually own very little of any value or interest to me or anyone else tbh. Problee why I've never been burgled. tunble:
Wenchy would like me actually. House full of useless worthless tatty tat.
Oh! rubschin: Just remebered. I've got a first day cover stamp of Concorde. ;D
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Plus peace of mind, priceless.
cloud9:
That all yours DS? cloud9:
Look like cabbages to me, but hey ho, what do I know?
::)
You daft bugger, did you thing they just lay on the surface all purply-brown, like?
No, I knew I think they grow underground like, but the leaves look very cabbagy to me.
Can't you boil 'em up and scoff 'em like?
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whistle:
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whistle:
Those chairs don't look very comfortable. rubschin:
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What brass fittings? rubschin:
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Also where does person 6 sit?
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I'd noticed that exaggeration of seating capacity too ::)
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I'd noticed that exaggeration of seating capacity too ::)
Perhaps seat number 6 is on BM's lap!?!?! eeek:
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whistle:
Those chairs don't look very comfortable. rubschin:
doh:
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lol: lol: lol:
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So where is seat number 6?
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So where is seat number 6?
I wheel in a couple of chairs from my office when viewers > 5 ::)
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It sounds like a very professional operation
(snigger)
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It sounds like a very professional operation
(snigger)
::)
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Ahhhhh
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Do you have intermissions so Chiropractors can attend to the audience?
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drumroll:
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noooo:
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noooo:
Just stretcher out the survivors then?
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I wish Growler had never mentioned it now... whistle:
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I wish Growler had never mentioned it now... whistle:
What the waving? Or his willy in general?
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I wish Growler had never mentioned it now... whistle:
What the waving? Or his willy in general?
Both... evil:
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Do you have a uniform to wear when you greet people at the door?
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And does LL sell ice cream and Kia-Ora?
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LL distributes Barman's excellent popcorn... cloud9:
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Do you have a uniform to wear when you greet people at the door?
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BM crams visitors 5 and 6 into the cinema
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BM crams visitors 5 and 6 into the cinema
Thanks for spelling it out Wenchy, the original may have been a tad subtle for some of our regulars.
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BM crams visitors 5 and 6 into the cinema
Thanks for spelling it out Wenchy, the original may have been a tad subtle for some of our regulars.
lol: lol: lol:
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Wenchy thinks no way am I going in there
Nick wonders how he could possibly make this worse
BM wonders how many pert bottoms he has fondled today
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Uncle Mort just wonders
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Uncle Mort just wonders
I know Uncle... noooo:
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I wish Growler had never mentioned it now... whistle:
Why? I'm glad I did now! cloud9:
Your 'willy' is SO BIG, you problee have to leave it outside when you go in your dvd showing off room that hasn't got 6 chairs.
No one seems very impressed with my Concorde first day issue stamp I note. sad32:
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No one seems very impressed with my Concorde first day issue stamp I note. sad32:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370094254965&cguid=2ae8d3fd11d0a0e202b62906ffe47c92 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370094254965&cguid=2ae8d3fd11d0a0e202b62906ffe47c92)
£2.25. I am overwhelmed. ;)
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I've never waved my willy so much - I'm quite worn out TBH... noooo:
I used to have the Concorde FDC and also QE2 but they have been lost... noooo:
I've got a 'Farewell to Concorde' cover tho and loads of proof coins and crowns... whistle:
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No one seems very impressed with my Concorde first day issue stamp I note. sad32:
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£2.25. I am overwhelmed. ;)
Only cost me about 15p iirc, so that was a fair old investment ey?
Must sell it!
I can feel a bag of Rebels coming on from the proceeds!
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No one seems very impressed with my Concorde first day issue stamp I note. sad32:
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£2.25. I am overwhelmed. ;)
Only cost me about 15p iirc, so that was a fair old investment ey?
Must sell it!
I can feel a bag of Rebels coming on from the proceeds!
To share round of course. .
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Mujahaddin, the new name for Rebels © Cadbury's
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Mujahaddin, the new name for Rebels © Cadbury's
lol: lol: lol:
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Mujahaddin, the new name for Rebels © Cadbury's
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