The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 12:31:37 PM
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Off you go. (No fat/chubby ones please)
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tunble:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqGtoFr.jpg&hash=e9bc95cc64b39985ec8228a7de2fa76be6bcaec7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqGtoFr)
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They don't come better than this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woolamaloo.org.uk%2FChristineKeeler.jpg&hash=e0ec0f7884efca087586ce46e56da9bf9f0d0e3d)
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[cough]
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Knees?
Whatever turns you on you wierdo. ::)
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I assume you are a fur man
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No, he prefers them 'bare'
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::)
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I assume you are a fur man
Sausages again? rubschin:
Seriously, I can think of at least half a dozen more interesting parts of a wummans anatomy than her ferkin knees. cloud9:
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Name them in order of priority
(fetches popcorn)
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I'm trying to come up with half a dozen and I'm stuck. eeek:
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I'm trying to come up with half a dozen and I'm stuck. eeek:
I can think of more than that... redface:
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Glokens. There's two for starters, but they have to be just right...bit like in Goldilocks and the three bears! cloud9:
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Eyes ~ the mirror to her soul
Legs ~ the longer the better
Waist ~ something to wrap your arm around ~ must be smaller than hips or bust
Ankles ~ I could never go with a woman with "Waitress" ankles
Knees ~ as per the picture of Miss Keeler above
Shoulders ~ as per the picture of Miss Keeler above
There's six for you to go on with ~ other accessories come as standard
And lastly
Mouth ~ shut except when being kissed. eveilgrin:
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Mouth ~ shut except when being kissed. eveilgrin:
Not just when being kissed surely? eyes:
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Tits. Pert, like
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slowtrav.com%2Fblog%2Fpalma%2FAnkles.jpg&hash=35f0522a2b185884e4843dd1cec6edaa5f0438af)
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Mouth ~ shut except when being kissed. eveilgrin:
Not just when being kissed surely? eyes:
You are just being mucky
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Tits. Pert, like
Like I said ~ accessories come as standard
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KNEES!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVwGZCS.jpg&hash=dadcee59c0519d08694d3e7666ae8404800694d3) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVwGZCS)
Sack the Wench! eveilgrin:
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slowtrav.com%2Fblog%2Fpalma%2FAnkles.jpg&hash=35f0522a2b185884e4843dd1cec6edaa5f0438af)
sick2:
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Tits. Pert, like
Like I said ~ accessories come as standard
See also:bottoms. Pert like
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slowtrav.com%2Fblog%2Fpalma%2FAnkles.jpg&hash=35f0522a2b185884e4843dd1cec6edaa5f0438af)
sick2:
Exactly ~ seen better legs and feet on a Queen Anne Table.
But the Wench did ask.
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slowtrav.com%2Fblog%2Fpalma%2FAnkles.jpg&hash=35f0522a2b185884e4843dd1cec6edaa5f0438af)
sick2:
Exactly ~ seen better legs and feet on a Queen Anne Table.
But the Wench did ask.
Just to balance things up like...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage53.webshots.com%2F453%2F3%2F45%2F16%2F2393345160073370191RHZLNE_ph.jpg&hash=8be95c87e7297765578bfc9e40ebc6dca1cede10)
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slowtrav.com%2Fblog%2Fpalma%2FAnkles.jpg&hash=35f0522a2b185884e4843dd1cec6edaa5f0438af)
sick2:
Exactly ~ seen better legs and feet on a Queen Anne Table.
But the Wench did ask.
Just to balance things up like...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage53.webshots.com%2F453%2F3%2F45%2F16%2F2393345160073370191RHZLNE_ph.jpg&hash=8be95c87e7297765578bfc9e40ebc6dca1cede10)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqHa6p9.gif&hash=d6bac46fe42a9fc02c202770dfda2af43e77eaa0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqHa6p9)
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School run time ~ back in 30 mins or so.
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They don't come better than this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woolamaloo.org.uk%2FChristineKeeler.jpg&hash=e0ec0f7884efca087586ce46e56da9bf9f0d0e3d)
Is she still alive? How old is she? Where's my gun?
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What are waitress ankles?!?!? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slowtrav.com%2Fblog%2Fpalma%2FAnkles.jpg&hash=35f0522a2b185884e4843dd1cec6edaa5f0438af)
sick2:
Exactly ~ seen better legs and feet on a Queen Anne Table.
But the Wench did ask.
Just to balance things up like...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage53.webshots.com%2F453%2F3%2F45%2F16%2F2393345160073370191RHZLNE_ph.jpg&hash=8be95c87e7297765578bfc9e40ebc6dca1cede10)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqHa6p9.gif&hash=d6bac46fe42a9fc02c202770dfda2af43e77eaa0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqHa6p9)
Well I can see it.... eyes:
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I'm trying to come up with half a dozen and I'm stuck. eeek:
point:
Depends on the gerl
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They don't come better than this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woolamaloo.org.uk%2FChristineKeeler.jpg&hash=e0ec0f7884efca087586ce46e56da9bf9f0d0e3d)
Is she still alive? How old is she? Where's my gun?
She is still alive, she is now 66 years old.
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They don't come better than this.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woolamaloo.org.uk%2FChristineKeeler.jpg&hash=e0ec0f7884efca087586ce46e56da9bf9f0d0e3d)
Is she still alive? How old is she? Where's my gun?
She is still alive, she is now 66 years old.
Have her knees lasted?
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According to news reports of a couple of years ago she is still bitter about the way she was treated by the press and subsequently many people. She cannot escape being Christine Keeler. She was even sacked from a job as a dinner lady when a newspaper told the school head who she was ~ which I find pretty despicable (Newspaper and School both). As for her knees I would guess they are the same as most 66 year old knees.
Personally I have always felt sorry for her and thought she was a real beauty.
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Knees?
Whatever turns you on you wierdo. ::)
Its all a matter of perspective. When the hound is humping some poor lasses leg her knees are probably at his eye level whistle: