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Title: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 10, 2008, 10:18:59 AM
Noooooooooooooo..........
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 10:20:29 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 10:20:49 AM
Oh but oh yes  eveilgrin:















Humour her ~ It's the only way to avoid  angry041:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Should we mention that Father Christmas does not exist? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 10:22:54 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 10, 2008, 10:28:21 AM
Seen elsewhere:-

"Christmas is for the poor. It gives them something to look forward to."  lol:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 10:28:57 AM
Too true.  sad24:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2008, 12:18:12 PM
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Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: GROWLER on November 10, 2008, 02:19:37 PM
You can stick it and all its associated shite up yer arse as far as I'm concerned. ::)
Roll on spring I say. cloud9:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2008, 03:25:55 PM
Actually looking forward to it this year.....my life is literally like Eastenders at the mo  noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 10, 2008, 03:28:14 PM
Actually looking forward to it this year.....my life is literally like Eastenders at the mo  noooo:

Good Grief! ~ nothing's that bad.
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:28:57 PM
Actually looking forward to it this year.....my life is literally like Eastenders at the mo  noooo:

Helooooooooooooo  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:35:14 PM
Actually looking forward to it this year.....my life is literally like Eastenders at the mo  noooo:
Help me out. Is that good or bad?
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 10, 2008, 03:37:07 PM
Eastenders a.k.a Deadenders
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2008, 03:39:57 PM
Both DS  noooo:

Loads of bloody drama ...new love interests....disputes at work......arguments with kids


I just need an original  theme tune now  ::)
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:41:00 PM
Both DS  noooo:

Loads of bloody drama ...new love interests....disputes at work......arguments with kids


I just need an original  theme tune now  ::)

Should keep you on your toes anyway.  ;)
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:42:44 PM
Both DS  noooo:

Loads of bloody drama ...new love interests....disputes at work......arguments with kids


I just need an original  theme tune now  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2zSWQfEsjY
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:45:02 PM
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new love interests....

Fetches popcorn
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2008, 03:49:57 PM
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new love interests....

Fetches popcorn

Doesn't that get stuck in your teeth  lol:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:51:36 PM
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new love interests....

Fetches popcorn

Doesn't that get stuck in your teeth  lol:

Just like popcorn
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:51:49 PM
We await developments  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:54:09 PM
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new love interests....

Fetches popcorn

Doesn't that get stuck in your teeth  lol:
He can take them out to clean them...  whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:54:46 PM
See also:wig
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2008, 03:55:44 PM
We await developments  eveilgrin:

You are such a girl with the goss  lol:

Suffice it to say it's at the early stages when they can't do enough for you  lol:....give it another couple of weeks and then reality will set in  ::)
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:57:36 PM
Oh yes. Flowers, nice plonk, dinners, clean pants, listerine

It wears off so soon  noooo:

Then:

Farting, stubble, badpants

And that's just you
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2008, 04:03:09 PM
Where have you put that hidden camera  eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 04:03:45 PM
 eveilgrin:

Wenchy knows all about this stuff. As do we all
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 04:07:54 PM
I may have given away trade secrets at some point Miss D.  redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 04:20:41 PM
Nothing we didn't know.

I don't leave stubble round the bath  eveilgrin:

And I know the difference between "Comfortable pants" "Going out pants" and "Once a month pants"
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 10, 2008, 04:35:25 PM
I may have given away trade secrets at some point Miss D.  redface:
I am sure it was only under extreme pressure Wenchy - Guatanomo Bay measures were obviously used  lol:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 04:45:47 PM
I may have given away trade secrets at some point Miss D.  redface:
I am sure it was only under extreme pressure Wenchy - Guatanomo Bay measures were obviously used  lol:

They  sad24: tried  sad24: to  sad24: take  sad24: away  sad24: my  sad24: chocolate  sad24: and  sad24: tat  sad24: stash  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
CBH anyone?
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2008, 05:45:45 PM
I may have given away trade secrets at some point Miss D.  redface:
I am sure it was only under extreme pressure Wenchy - Guatanomo Bay measures were obviously used  lol:

They  sad24: tried  sad24: to  sad24: take  sad24: away  sad24: my  sad24: chocolate  sad24: and  sad24: tat  sad24: stash  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I had nothing to do with that, I'm not that daft. I'd rather go to Bonfire night at Nick Towers than take that much of a risk Wenchy.  eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 07, 2015, 12:33:58 PM
September without the Wenchy Christmas Countdown starting just doesn't seem the same.  sad24:

I wonder if she still has her special Advent Calendar with 100 doors?
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2015, 01:13:27 PM
September without the Wenchy Christmas Countdown starting just doesn't seem the same.  sad24:

I wonder if she still has her special Advent Calendar with 100 doors?
I was never a contemporary with Wenchy here (though in her 'and the Ivy' incarnation elsewhere she were brilliant) So I have to ask

What is this countdown of which you speak?
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2015, 02:28:22 PM
September without the Wenchy Christmas Countdown starting just doesn't seem the same.  sad24:

I wonder if she still has her special Advent Calendar with 100 doors?
I was never a contemporary with Wenchy here (though in her 'and the Ivy' incarnation elsewhere she were brilliant) So I have to ask

What is this countdown of which you speak?

One of those signature graphic things with 'only xx days 'til Xmas on it'....

I miss it too....  sad24:

The funniest thing was at the same time of year Nick would try and put one in his signature and fuck it al;l up every time! happy001
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2015, 03:37:47 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy's countdown to Christmas signature
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2015, 05:34:08 PM
September without the Wenchy Christmas Countdown starting just doesn't seem the same.  sad24:

I wonder if she still has her special Advent Calendar with 100 doors?
I was never a contemporary with Wenchy here (though in her 'and the Ivy' incarnation elsewhere she were brilliant) So I have to ask

What is this countdown of which you speak?

One of those signature graphic things with 'only xx days 'til Xmas on it'....

I miss it too....  sad24:

The funniest thing was at the same time of year Nick would try and put one in his signature and fuck it al;l up every time! happy001

Aha and ta

I couldn't make this one work either   Cue  point:    redface:

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