The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 05:25:38 PM
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I quite like the local community forums (or fora if you prefer), but mostly for the wrong reasons redface:
This posting sums up a current drama and dilemma which invites speculation eyes:
I have a stella fidge for sale, like in the picture below:
It's in good condition and is in full working order. I've just moved in with my partner and it doesn't fit in her plat, hence the need to sell. I'm looking for £40 O.N.O.
Let me know if you're interested. One free chilled beer for the buyer :-)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxcVGh9.jpg&hash=83831c041149d955cf0b38ae1760518fa570bdee) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxcVGh9)
Should that be "her place" or "her flat"? Perhaps plat has a meaning unknown to me? rubschin:
Anyway, at this point she's clearly wearing the trousers in this blossoming relationship and laying down the law. I shall have to watch out for further offered goods from this poster ;)
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The poor deluded sucker clearly believes that this is love and all that bollox. If he would only listen we could tell him the beer fridge will prove more reliable in the end and will not fill his life with tat.
My advice ~ keep the fridge, buy a fishing rod and ditch the girlfriend.
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The poor deluded sucker clearly believes that this is love and all that bollox. If he would only listen we could tell him the beer fridge will prove more reliable in the end and will not fill his life with tat.
My advice ~ keep the fridge, buy a fishing rod and ditch the girlfriend.
You hopeless old romantic. ;)
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Well, nobody's offered to buy it yet. But a few comments like:
"Don't be a wuss. You can stand the telly on it!"
"Does it get Sky?"
Oh, and some geek who wants to know it's got a thermostat ::)
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I made Mr Wench get rid of his. redface:
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I made Mr Wench get rid of his. redface:
rubschin:
What did Snoopy say again?
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I made Mr Wench get rid of his. redface:
Tsk!
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I let him keep his repulsive orange paisley laz-ee boy chair though! sick2:
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ANd what did he let you keep?
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A photography student is looking for models eeek:
She ( eyes:) says she's doing a project on sexuality and intimacy but reassures the readers that she's a complete prude! So, there won't be any of that Page 3 stuff, as she puts it. Allegedly it's in the name of art. rubschin:
There's also a woman seeking advice on thinning hair... someone has suggested that she paints little rabbits on her head because from a distance, rabbits can look like...
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ANd what did he let you keep?
Her virginity...? redface:
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A photography student is looking for models eeek:
She ( eyes:) says she's doing a project on sexuality and intimacy but reassures the readers that she's a complete prude! So, there won't be any of that Page 3 stuff, as she puts it. Allegedly it's in the name of art. rubschin:
There's also a woman seeking advice on thinning hair... someone has suggested that she paints little rabbits on her head because from a distance, rabbits can look like...
[groan]
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ANd what did he let you keep?
My tat! I don't think he really realised quite how bad it was. redface: When we were house sharing a lot of it was in storage. redface: It was only when we actually moved and choose a place together that he realised quite how bad it was.
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ANd what did he let you keep?
My tat! I don't think he really realised quite how bad it was. redface: When we were house sharing a lot of it was in storage. redface: It was only when we actually moved and choose a place together that he realised quite how bad it was.
No doubt he was a bit shocked by boxes of cables too...? whistle:
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It was only a small carrier bag when we first met. It is only the last three or four years that it has massed into boxes. redface:
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It was only a small carrier bag when we first met. It is only the last three or four years that it has massed into boxes. redface:
I've been moving mine around to accomodate LL in my office .... I've got loads.... redface:
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I had to dispose of a load. I'm now down to two shoeboxes.
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I had to dispose of a load. I'm now down to two shoeboxes.
scared2:
I have a whole box of ultra-high-quality S-Video cables... they are beautifully manufactured, OFC cable... gold plated connectors, etc. and totally useless... But I just can't throw them away... noooo:
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You have out-geeked me, I have no idea what you are talking about!
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If he still had his fridge you could have stored your cables in there ~ how COOL would that have been .... Eh? Eh?
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You have out-geeked me, I have no idea what you are talking about!
whistle:
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If he still had his fridge you could have stored your cables in there ~ how COOL would that have been .... Eh? Eh?
::)
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If he still had his fridge you could have stored your cables in there ~ how COOL would that have been .... Eh? Eh?
Poor, very poor Snoops! lol:
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If he still had his fridge you could have stored your cables in there ~ how COOL would that have been .... Eh? Eh?
Poor, very poor Snoops! lol:
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