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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:47:51 PM
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As I get older this gets worse. Not just nostril growth (why?) but sticky outy hairs onthe end of my nose. Really annoying. I got so cross once I set one on fire(never again).
Yesterday I found one and in the absnce of anything else I applied some pliers to it. Took a big chunk out of my nose in the process.Very red.Big scab.Have business meeting tomorrow. Plaster or just brazen it out?
Could one use lady type hair dissolving cream, and would that werk if shoved up nostrils?
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Tweezers and bonjela.
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Bonjela is four mouth ulcers, doltess, not nose craters
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See also: Ear Hairs noooo:
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I shave them noooo:
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Bonjela is four mouth ulcers, doltess, not nose craters
The bonjela numbs the area so that yanking out the nostril hair isn't as painful.
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You have the same problem? eeek:
Doesn't help my crater problem though evil:
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Brazen it out - are you a man or a mouse?
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I don't have the same problem no.
As to the crater, stick some of Mrs Nick's concealer on it and brazen it out.
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What the F*ck is "concealer"?
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Brazen it out - are you a man or a mouse?
Aim to be former, end up usually as latter cry:
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What the F*ck is "concealer"?
What Mrs Nick uses to hide the dark circles under her eyes. Actually for scabs foundation mixed with some moisturiser is probably best. Do it after you have showered so the scab is soft. It takes in the colour better that way.
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You seem to know a lot about this.GCSE?
Mrs Nick uses Brown Bread Flour as far as I can detect.Will have to rummage in her bathroom.I may be some time, it looks like a branch of Boots eeek:
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I was an accident prone teenager who also had acne issues at times. There is very little I don't know about covering stuff up.
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Cut out the PC Talk.
"I had spots and scabs in my formative years" will do
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What the F*ck is "concealer"?
char067
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Most amusing evil:
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"Wenchy explains 'concealer' to Nick"
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Looks more like Growler ::)
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"Growler explains 'concealer' to Nick"
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lol:
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Very sharp DS
happy001
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Turkish barber called for:-
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2008/10/trip-to-barbers.html
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Blowlamp, eh? rubschin:
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Oh god TMR ~ what have you done?
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Alternatively, if I stuck my head in the microwave, like....... rubschin:
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Do they make microwave ovens that big?
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I have a pointy head!
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I have a pointy head!
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whistle:
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My cousins cloud9:
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This explains a lot... whistle:
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My cousins cloud9:
Conehead The Barbarian?
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Conehead the Destroyer more like.. whistle:
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Conehead the Destroyer more like.. whistle:
drumroll:
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Conehead the Destroyer more like.. whistle:
drumroll:
Mine was funnier... sad24:
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Conehead the Destroyer more like.. whistle:
drumroll:
Mine was funnier... sad24:
It provided a vital feed to the Grumpy coup de grace, although in isolation it lacked the bite of unpredictability to which this sophisticated audience has become accustomed.
In future, try to work in a reference to railway/cakes, undersized genitalia or women who collect useless artifacts.
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Anyway, Nick, how is the crater?
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Sore evil:
Note to self: do not use pliers in future for quasi-medical procedures
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And thus we are back at post one.
Use tweezers and bonjela.
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
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And thus we are back at post one.
Use tweezers and bonjela.
Does that also apply to bum hair?
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Use a blowlamp
PS You are Berek and I claim my £5
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Us too... noooo:
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
How do you know about the dinosaurs?
It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Us too... noooo:
I blame the quality of the beer in this establishment ::)
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
How do you know about the dinosaurs?
It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Thanks for clearing that up for me DS, it is so reassuring to have a scientist in the bar who is willing to take on these types of questions and explain them to us laymen, can I buy you a gin and tonic? ;D
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
How do you know about the dinosaurs?
It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Thanks for clearing that up for me DS, it is so reassuring to have a scientist in the bar who is willing to take on these types of questions and explain them to us laymen, can I buy you a gin and tonic? ;D
As the Talisker has been locked away evil: I reluctantly accept. Thank you.
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Us too... noooo:
I blame the quality of the beer in this establishment ::)
Me too... noooo:
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Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
How do you know about the dinosaurs?
It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Thanks for clearing that up for me DS, it is so reassuring to have a scientist in the bar who is willing to take on these types of questions and explain them to us laymen, can I buy you a gin and tonic? ;D
As the Talisker has been locked away evil: I reluctantly accept. Thank you.
I'm still waiting for that racking [hic] confused: