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Title: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:47:51 PM
As I get older this gets worse. Not just nostril growth (why?) but sticky outy hairs onthe end of my nose. Really annoying. I got so cross once I set one on fire(never again).

Yesterday I found one and in the absnce of anything else I applied some pliers to it. Took a big chunk out of my nose in the process.Very red.Big scab.Have business meeting tomorrow. Plaster or just brazen it out?

Could one use lady type hair dissolving cream, and would that werk if shoved up nostrils?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 12:54:06 PM
Tweezers and bonjela.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:55:15 PM
Bonjela is four mouth ulcers, doltess, not nose craters
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 12:55:29 PM
See also: Ear Hairs  noooo:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:56:46 PM
I shave them  noooo:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:02:20 PM
Bonjela is four mouth ulcers, doltess, not nose craters

The bonjela numbs the area so that yanking out the nostril hair isn't as painful.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:03:23 PM
You have the same problem?  eeek:

Doesn't help my crater problem though  evil:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:04:34 PM
Brazen it out - are you a man or a mouse?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:04:57 PM
I don't have the same problem no.

As to the crater, stick some of Mrs Nick's concealer on it and brazen it out.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:05:23 PM
What the F*ck is "concealer"?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:09:22 PM
Brazen it out - are you a man or a mouse?

Aim to be former, end up usually as latter  cry:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:10:31 PM
What the F*ck is "concealer"?

What Mrs Nick uses to hide the dark circles under her eyes. Actually for scabs foundation mixed with some moisturiser is probably best. Do it after you have showered so the scab is soft. It takes in the colour better that way.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:12:18 PM
You seem to know a lot about this.GCSE?

Mrs Nick uses Brown Bread Flour as far as I can detect.Will have to rummage in her bathroom.I may be some time, it looks like a branch of Boots  eeek:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:13:03 PM
I was an accident prone teenager who also had acne issues at times. There is very little I don't know about covering stuff up.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:14:40 PM
Cut out the PC Talk.

"I had spots and scabs in my formative years" will do
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:16:01 PM
What the F*ck is "concealer"?

 char067
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:16:56 PM
Most amusing  evil:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 01:22:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpro.corbis.com%2Fimages%2F42-17458018.jpg%3Fsize%3D572%26amp%3Buid%3D%257BBB81F4C5-2E6A-4377-A115-B66E786ED6B0%257D&hash=619a344a314a2263216af379081b44f5764822a6)

"Wenchy explains 'concealer' to Nick" 
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:23:13 PM
Looks more like Growler  ::)
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 01:26:10 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpro.corbis.com%2Fimages%2F42-17458018.jpg%3Fsize%3D572%26amp%3Buid%3D%257BBB81F4C5-2E6A-4377-A115-B66E786ED6B0%257D&hash=619a344a314a2263216af379081b44f5764822a6)

"Growler explains 'concealer' to Nick" 

Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:29:14 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:29:53 PM
Very sharp DS

 happy001
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 28, 2008, 01:30:13 PM
Turkish barber called for:-

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2008/10/trip-to-barbers.html
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:37:13 PM
Blowlamp, eh?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:44:47 PM
Oh god TMR ~ what have you done?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:45:38 PM
Alternatively, if I stuck my head in the microwave, like....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 28, 2008, 02:09:03 PM
Do they make microwave ovens that big?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 02:09:38 PM
I have a pointy head!
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 04:23:24 PM
I have a pointy head!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbnl.samediff.net%2Fcovers%2Fconehead.jpg&hash=62c06cdd21c220ff9ba4198db51cf3dadf60ae6f)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 04:24:23 PM
My cousins  cloud9:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 04:25:44 PM
This explains a lot...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 04:26:08 PM
My cousins  cloud9:
Conehead The Barbarian?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
Conehead the Destroyer more like..  whistle:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 06:39:04 PM
Conehead the Destroyer more like..  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 06:23:50 AM
Conehead the Destroyer more like..  whistle:
drumroll:
Mine was funnier...  sad24:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 08:39:41 AM
Conehead the Destroyer more like..  whistle:
drumroll:
Mine was funnier...  sad24:

It provided a vital feed to the Grumpy coup de grace, although in isolation it lacked the bite of unpredictability to which this sophisticated audience has become accustomed.

In future, try to work in a reference to railway/cakes, undersized genitalia or women who collect useless artifacts.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 29, 2008, 08:59:04 AM
Anyway, Nick, how is the crater?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2008, 09:02:36 AM
Sore  evil:

Note to self: do not use pliers in future for quasi-medical procedures
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Bar Wench on October 29, 2008, 09:03:42 AM
And thus we are back at post one.

Use tweezers and bonjela.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 29, 2008, 12:03:09 PM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 29, 2008, 12:04:29 PM
And thus we are back at post one.

Use tweezers and bonjela.
Does that also apply to bum hair?
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2008, 12:07:14 PM
Use a blowlamp

PS You are Berek and I claim my £5
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 12:08:03 PM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Us too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 12:53:28 PM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)

How do you know about the dinosaurs?

It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 29, 2008, 10:09:18 PM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Us too...  noooo:
I blame the quality of the beer in this establishment ::)
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on October 29, 2008, 10:13:05 PM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)

How do you know about the dinosaurs?

It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Thanks for clearing that up for me DS, it is so reassuring to have a scientist in the bar who is willing to take on these types of questions and explain them to us laymen, can I buy you a gin and tonic? ;D
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 10:32:20 PM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)

How do you know about the dinosaurs?

It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Thanks for clearing that up for me DS, it is so reassuring to have a scientist in the bar who is willing to take on these types of questions and explain them to us laymen, can I buy you a gin and tonic? ;D

As the Talisker has been locked away  evil: I reluctantly accept. Thank you.
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 06:13:07 AM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)
Us too...  noooo:
I blame the quality of the beer in this establishment ::)
Me too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nose hair
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 06:14:11 AM
Polyfilla is quite good for craters, it's eco freindly and does not kill dinosaurs. ( I sometimes wonder why I say things like that)

How do you know about the dinosaurs?

It could be that the Yucatan peninsula was hit by a 50 Million tonne sack of polyfilla that fell out of some pikey aliens pick-up saucer.
Thanks for clearing that up for me DS, it is so reassuring to have a scientist in the bar who is willing to take on these types of questions and explain them to us laymen, can I buy you a gin and tonic? ;D

As the Talisker has been locked away  evil: I reluctantly accept. Thank you.
I'm still waiting for that racking [hic]  confused: