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Title: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: TG on October 24, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
 rubschin:

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Title: Re: Hot or not - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 01:53:51 PM
I would...  eyes:
Title: Re: Hot or not - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 01:54:25 PM
LL
Title: Re: Hot or not - Madonna
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2008, 11:51:00 AM
I would...  eyes:

You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 11:57:03 AM
I wouldn't.

Probably because it would kill me.  eeek:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:05:22 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Hot or not - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:33:52 PM
I would...  eyes:

You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup...  noooo:
I still would... just to say I've been there like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:34:19 PM
And how is the lovely LL?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:35:19 PM
And how is the lovely LL?
She's doing the ironing...
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:40:59 PM
Do remember us to her


































Deffo under the patio
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:43:30 PM
Do remember us to her


I'll mention your name...  whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:44:30 PM
Don't go sneaking up behind her, like
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:47:37 PM
Don't go sneaking up behind her, like
No, she might burn my shirts...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:49:51 PM
 diepig:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 12:53:57 PM
She is moving in to my office...  scared2:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 12:59:02 PM
For what purpose?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 01:00:08 PM
For what purpose?
In preparation for winter like... we're shutting down the top floor of the house which includes LL's office...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 01:02:26 PM
WTF? YOu shut down a floor of your house??

If Wenchy did that she would have to live in a box
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 01:03:59 PM
WTF? YOu shut down a floor of your house??

If Wenchy did that she would have to live in a box
We've never tried it before but it seems to make sense...  rubschin:

Apart from the sharing an office bit like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 01:05:00 PM
How does it make sense?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 01:12:21 PM
How does it make sense?  rubschin:
Um...

Well our house is not insulated at all and has a reinforced concrete frame and roof...

Over the winter the whole structure cools down and it is difficult to get it really warm.

The upstairs bedrooms in particular remain cold - I calculated that the roof above our bedroom weighs ~50 tonnes and would take about 25KW to heat up from an overnight ambient temperature of say 12°C to something more comfortable...

So by moving downstairs for the winter we only have to heat one floor and the basement (which stays fairly constant throughout the year) and don't have so much of a cold roof problem.

After all, I suspect that gas will not be cheaper this year than last...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 01:15:05 PM
Put some goats on the roof as insulation
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 01:17:34 PM
Put some goats on the roof as insulation
They'd get blown off... we're on the edge of a cliff like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 01:18:13 PM
Tether them
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:55:57 AM
We do the same with the house in Spain. We shut off the big bedroom corridor and seal the door. Much cheaper to heat.
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:56:27 AM
We do the same with the house in Spain. We shut off the big bedroom corridor and seal the door. Much cheaper to heat.
Wise words Wenchy...
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:35:08 AM
Do you seal someone in there like? Like in Jane Eyre?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:46:09 AM
We think about it but so far no one has volunteered. Would you be interested?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:47:31 AM
We think about it but so far no one has volunteered. Would you be interested?
Seal him up... like the mummy like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:48:38 AM
Volunteers?

I think you haven't quite grasped the idea of bricking someone up.  ;)
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:49:34 AM
Well we are off to sunny Andalucia soon.Perhaps The Boy would like a long holiday.....
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:50:19 AM
 eeek:

I don't think the house could take The Boy!?!?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:51:36 AM
You don't what?
Title: Re: Hot or not - Madonna
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 03:21:34 PM
I would...  eyes:

You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup...  noooo:
I still would... just to say I've been there like...  whistle:

Hardly en exclusive club though BM.  point:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:22:35 PM
But she's a Catholic girl  eeek:.Or is she Jewish now? I forget
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 03:26:55 PM
Kalabah. The weirdos with the red shoelaces tied round their wrists.
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:27:37 PM
Kabbalah, I think. What's with the shoelaces then?


(fetches popcorn)
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:39:14 PM
Is it like Tantric Sex or summat...?  eyes:



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Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:41:10 PM
I think that involves goose fat
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:42:33 PM
I think that involves goose fat

goose fat eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:44:03 PM
Whilst still being used by the goose  eeek:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:45:00 PM
Whilst still being used by the goose  eeek:
What's good for the goose, etc.  eyes:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:46:09 PM
Frankie HOwerd

"Erotic is using a feather.Kinky involves the whole chicken"

Not sure about shoelaces  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 03:46:26 PM
Quote
The Red String has been used as a tool of protection for centuries. The practice, developed by the sages, involves winding the red string around the tomb of the great Matriarch, Rachel located in the Land of Israel. The string is then cut it into pieces and worn on the left wrist. The left hand is considered by Kabbalah to be the receiving side for the body and soul. By wearing The Red String on our left wrist, we can receive a vital connection to the protective energies surrounding the tomb of Rachel. It also allows us to take Rachel's powerful protective energy with us and draw from it anytime.

and

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The Red String protects us from the influences of the Evil Eye. Evil eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us. Envious eyes and looks of ill will affect us, stopping us from realizing our full potential in every area of our life.

A terribly sensible reason then.  ::)
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:47:31 PM
Shite!
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 03:48:02 PM
Religion is very odd is it not?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:48:44 PM
I still would tho...  redface:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:48:54 PM
It's a mental illness.
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 03:50:40 PM
I still would tho...  redface:

But it would just be a glory shag.
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:51:09 PM
He would end up looking like a walnut  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:51:16 PM
I still would tho...  redface:

But it would just be a glory shag.
For her or me...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:52:54 PM
I did that Bond girl once  cloud9:

like
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:55:02 PM
I did that Bond girl once  cloud9:

like
That was the premium bond girl tho Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 03:56:42 PM
I thought it was the Brooke Bond girl.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:58:28 PM
I thought it was the Brooke Bond girl.  rubschin:
No, it was deffo the premium bond girl... at the post office like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 04:00:20 PM
I did that Bond girl once  cloud9:

like

Only the once ~ did she escape then?
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 04:16:28 PM
It was a nice weekend  cloud9:

I was younger then and survived it  eyes:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 06:36:33 PM
Kalabah. The weirdos with the red shoelaces tied round their wrists.

I take it that orange baling twine round the waist is still OK though?

I wouldn't want my trousers falling down, especially with that Madonna harridan about.  scared2:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 06:59:46 PM
I did that Bond girl once  cloud9:

like

Let me guess she was called Ivana Livedangerously.  whistle:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 07:16:25 PM
I did that Bond girl once  cloud9:

like

Let me guess she was called Ivana Livedangerously.  whistle:

Choochoo McGateau more likely. .
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 07:46:15 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Hot or not? - Madonna
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2008, 07:58:01 PM
Ivana Thengine?

Jamie Donut?

 whistle: