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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on October 24, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
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rubschin:
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I would... eyes:
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LL
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I would... eyes:
You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup... noooo:
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I wouldn't.
Probably because it would kill me. eeek:
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happy100
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I would... eyes:
You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup... noooo:
I still would... just to say I've been there like... whistle:
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And how is the lovely LL?
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And how is the lovely LL?
She's doing the ironing...
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Do remember us to her
Deffo under the patio
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Do remember us to her
I'll mention your name... whistle:
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Don't go sneaking up behind her, like
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Don't go sneaking up behind her, like
No, she might burn my shirts... noooo:
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diepig:
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She is moving in to my office... scared2:
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For what purpose?
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For what purpose?
In preparation for winter like... we're shutting down the top floor of the house which includes LL's office... noooo:
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WTF? YOu shut down a floor of your house??
If Wenchy did that she would have to live in a box
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WTF? YOu shut down a floor of your house??
If Wenchy did that she would have to live in a box
We've never tried it before but it seems to make sense... rubschin:
Apart from the sharing an office bit like... noooo:
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How does it make sense? rubschin:
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How does it make sense? rubschin:
Um...
Well our house is not insulated at all and has a reinforced concrete frame and roof...
Over the winter the whole structure cools down and it is difficult to get it really warm.
The upstairs bedrooms in particular remain cold - I calculated that the roof above our bedroom weighs ~50 tonnes and would take about 25KW to heat up from an overnight ambient temperature of say 12°C to something more comfortable...
So by moving downstairs for the winter we only have to heat one floor and the basement (which stays fairly constant throughout the year) and don't have so much of a cold roof problem.
After all, I suspect that gas will not be cheaper this year than last... noooo:
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Put some goats on the roof as insulation
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Put some goats on the roof as insulation
They'd get blown off... we're on the edge of a cliff like... noooo:
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Tether them
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We do the same with the house in Spain. We shut off the big bedroom corridor and seal the door. Much cheaper to heat.
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We do the same with the house in Spain. We shut off the big bedroom corridor and seal the door. Much cheaper to heat.
Wise words Wenchy...
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Do you seal someone in there like? Like in Jane Eyre?
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We think about it but so far no one has volunteered. Would you be interested?
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We think about it but so far no one has volunteered. Would you be interested?
Seal him up... like the mummy like... rubschin:
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Volunteers?
I think you haven't quite grasped the idea of bricking someone up. ;)
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Well we are off to sunny Andalucia soon.Perhaps The Boy would like a long holiday.....
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eeek:
I don't think the house could take The Boy!?!?
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You don't what?
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I would... eyes:
You say that now but you havent seen her without her makeup... noooo:
I still would... just to say I've been there like... whistle:
Hardly en exclusive club though BM. point:
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But she's a Catholic girl eeek:.Or is she Jewish now? I forget
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Kalabah. The weirdos with the red shoelaces tied round their wrists.
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Kabbalah, I think. What's with the shoelaces then?
(fetches popcorn)
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Is it like Tantric Sex or summat...? eyes:
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I think that involves goose fat
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I think that involves goose fat
goose fat eh...? eyes:
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Whilst still being used by the goose eeek:
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Whilst still being used by the goose eeek:
What's good for the goose, etc. eyes:
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Frankie HOwerd
"Erotic is using a feather.Kinky involves the whole chicken"
Not sure about shoelaces rubschin:
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The Red String has been used as a tool of protection for centuries. The practice, developed by the sages, involves winding the red string around the tomb of the great Matriarch, Rachel located in the Land of Israel. The string is then cut it into pieces and worn on the left wrist. The left hand is considered by Kabbalah to be the receiving side for the body and soul. By wearing The Red String on our left wrist, we can receive a vital connection to the protective energies surrounding the tomb of Rachel. It also allows us to take Rachel's powerful protective energy with us and draw from it anytime.
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The Red String protects us from the influences of the Evil Eye. Evil eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us. Envious eyes and looks of ill will affect us, stopping us from realizing our full potential in every area of our life.
A terribly sensible reason then. ::)
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Shite!
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Religion is very odd is it not?
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I still would tho... redface:
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It's a mental illness.
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I still would tho... redface:
But it would just be a glory shag.
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He would end up looking like a walnut noooo:
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I still would tho... redface:
But it would just be a glory shag.
For her or me...? rubschin:
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I did that Bond girl once cloud9:
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I did that Bond girl once cloud9:
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That was the premium bond girl tho Nick... noooo:
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I thought it was the Brooke Bond girl. rubschin:
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I thought it was the Brooke Bond girl. rubschin:
No, it was deffo the premium bond girl... at the post office like... whistle:
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I did that Bond girl once cloud9:
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Only the once ~ did she escape then?
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It was a nice weekend cloud9:
I was younger then and survived it eyes:
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Kalabah. The weirdos with the red shoelaces tied round their wrists.
I take it that orange baling twine round the waist is still OK though?
I wouldn't want my trousers falling down, especially with that Madonna harridan about. scared2:
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I did that Bond girl once cloud9:
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Let me guess she was called Ivana Livedangerously. whistle:
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I did that Bond girl once cloud9:
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Let me guess she was called Ivana Livedangerously. whistle:
Choochoo McGateau more likely. .
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Ivana Thengine?
Jamie Donut?
whistle: