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Title: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 06:45:55 AM
Predictably and despite having all packing done yesterday we are not yet "on the road". Three of our members are still snoring their bleeding heads off.  evil:




Still it is only 07.57hrs.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 06:50:53 AM
Predictably and despite having all packing done yesterday we are not yet "on the road". Three of our members are still snoring their bleeding heads off.  evil:




Still it is only 07.57hrs.
Go without them!  whistle:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 07:09:27 AM
Predictably and despite having all packing done yesterday we are not yet "on the road". Three of our members are still snoring their bleeding heads off.  evil:




Still it is only 07.57hrs.
Go without them!  whistle:

In two hours time I leave eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 07:35:34 AM
Welcome to my life. We never leave here without having to come back for something  evil:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 08:48:55 AM
09.45 and I am waiting. Boys are ready, car packed, SWMBO has summoned the THW to a meeting "upstairs" presumably to debate the quantities of "Ladies Requisites" needed by the pair of them for a week ~ I have just asked them if they have packed any ~ they hadn't.   evil:











For Nick's benefit I mean panty liners, tampons etc. tunble:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 08:50:22 AM
09.45 and I am waiting. Boys are ready, car packed, SWMBO has summoned the THW to a meeting "upstairs" presumably to debate the quantities of "Ladies Requisites" needed by the pair of them for a week ~ I have just asked them if they have packed any ~ they hadn't.   evil:
For Nick's benefit I mean panty liners, tampons etc. tunble:

What is a "party liner"?
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 08:52:16 AM
09.45 and I am waiting. Boys are ready, car packed, SWMBO has summoned the THW to a meeting "upstairs" presumably to debate the quantities of "Ladies Requisites" needed by the pair of them for a week ~ I have just asked them if they have packed any ~ they hadn't.   evil:
For Nick's benefit I mean panty liners, tampons etc. tunble:

What is a "party liner"?

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PANTY
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 08:52:48 AM
09.45 and I am waiting. Boys are ready, car packed, SWMBO has summoned the THW to a meeting "upstairs" presumably to debate the quantities of "Ladies Requisites" needed by the pair of them for a week ~ I have just asked them if they have packed any ~ they hadn't.   evil:
For Nick's benefit I mean panty liners, tampons etc. tunble:

What is a "party liner"?

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 redface:

Right glasses on now.  surrender:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 08:53:16 AM
Don't start me off about effing tampons  evil:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 08:54:25 AM
We're off ~ I leave you with Nick and the Tampons story  whistle:

See ya'all in a week ~ or sooner if Wifi works like.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:55:33 AM
Bye, keep to speed limits like.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 08:57:22 AM
Have fun Snoopy.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 08:59:01 AM
He can't hear you, he's left  ::)
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 09:00:04 AM
He can't hear you, he's left  ::)

He never listens anyway
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2008, 09:01:31 AM
He can't hear you, he's left  ::)

thats what you think ...he'll be back in about 10 minutes lol:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 09:02:09 AM
We once got 50 miles from here when Mrs Nick revealed she had no shoes with her  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2008, 09:04:38 AM
Did she not notice when she was leaving the house that her feet were getting / wet/ cut/scratched/ cold/ ?????????
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 09:07:32 AM
Slippers
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2008, 09:08:06 AM
oh come on now ....that is just wrong  noooo:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 09:10:06 AM
Surely she would just have said "Never mind, I'll just buy some new pairs"

Good excuse like.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 09:18:53 AM
It was New Year's Eve
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 09:20:34 AM
Oh!
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 09:21:24 AM
1999
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2008, 09:27:09 AM
Was she affected by the Y2k bug
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 09:27:25 AM
She still is  evil:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 10:22:48 AM
Was she affected by the Y2k bug
happy001
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 09:03:56 AM
When is the hound due back...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 09:13:55 AM
When is the hound due back...?  Shrugs:
As soon as the weather turns nice in Daarset
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 09:19:08 AM
When is the hound due back...?  Shrugs:
As soon as the weather turns nice in Daarset
That long...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2008, 10:16:38 AM
Was she affected by the Y2k bug

Obviously Miss D, she married him after all.  whistle:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: TG on October 31, 2008, 04:40:17 PM
When is the hound due back...?  Shrugs:

I though what with him being and administrator like, Google ad clicker etc that you would know that.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 05:08:26 PM
When is the hound due back...?  Shrugs:

I though what with him being and administrator like, Google ad clicker etc that you would know that.  rubschin:
I do know...


... I just forget is all...  noooo:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2008, 05:42:43 PM
I am back  eveilgrin:

2000 posts to read ~ I may be some time.


For those that saw on the news the weather reports concerning snow/floods etc in the Honiton area we were 15 miles away and the first we knew of it was on the news the following day.  eeek:


Meanwhile had a lovely time thank you.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2008, 06:17:30 PM
I am back  eveilgrin:

2000 posts to read ~ I may be some time.


For those that saw on the news the weather reports concerning snow/floods etc in the Honiton area we were 15 miles away and the first we knew of it was on the news the following day.  eeek:


Meanwhile had a lovely time thank you.

 happy088

Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 06:47:30 PM

I am back  eveilgrin:

2000 posts to read ~ I may be some time.


For those that saw on the news the weather reports concerning snow/floods etc in the Honiton area we were 15 miles away and the first we knew of it was on the news the following day.  eeek:


Meanwhile had a lovely time thank you.
Glad to hear it.  ;D
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 08:14:50 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2008, 10:00:02 AM
No disasters then?

Have to go now.Local residents having an exciting meeting about potholes  noooo:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Just One More on November 01, 2008, 10:32:42 AM
No disasters then?

Have to go now.Local residents having an exciting meeting about potholes  noooo:

A couple of shovel-fulls should sort it

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Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 10:39:59 AM
 rubschin: Shovel fulls or Shovels full?
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 10:41:56 AM
rubschin: Shovel fulls or Shovels full?
Oh dear... our resident pedant is back... look up everybody...  ;D
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 10:44:19 AM
Sorry ~ couldn't resist  redface:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 10:45:05 AM
Sorry ~ couldn't resist  redface:
I know... a week away from the keyboard must have been killing you...?
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 10:46:24 AM
Sorry ~ couldn't resist redface:
I know... a week away from the keyboard must have been killing you...?

Aching to get back I was  noooo:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 10:46:41 AM
Sorry ~ couldn't resist redface:
I know... a week away from the keyboard must have been killing you...?

Aching to get back I was  noooo:
;D
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 10:50:40 AM
Right ~ I have read the bloody lot!  eeek:









Prolly forgotten most of them by now though.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2008, 11:02:39 AM
3.35 at Wetherby...get your money on... whistle:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 11:12:10 AM
 angry041: ON WOT?
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 11:14:15 AM
Whistling Emoticon?
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 11:19:01 AM
Dunno ~ I haven't got a paper to look it up in. shrugs:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 01, 2008, 11:19:43 AM
Snoopy Loopy I'd guess.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 11:20:12 AM
Dunno ~ I haven't got a paper to look it up in.

Here, I have a rolled up one ready for you.  evil:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2008, 11:28:02 AM
Snoopy Loopy I'd guess.

Correctamundo Uncle  lol:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2008, 11:34:00 AM
Best thing to do really.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Snoopy on November 01, 2008, 11:45:15 AM
I think a fiver ~ on line like ~ might be managed.  whistle:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2008, 11:49:53 AM
1       7/16447-  Ollie Magern (235) CD
N A Twiston-Davies
Mr Roger Nicholls  10 11-10
P J Brennan
152   
2       R5/33P1-  Monkerhostin (FR) (189) D
P J Hobbs
Mr M G St Quinton  11 11-6
R Johnson
155   
3       12B113  Snoopy Loopy (IRE) (6)
P Bowen
Walters Plant Hire Ltd Egan Waste Ltd  10 11-6
S E Durack
157   
4       P/P123F-  Turko (FR) (210) D
P F Nicholls
The Stewart Family  6 11-6
S Thomas
155   
5      1P1/PPP-  Hard Act To Follow (IRE) (252) C D
J Howard Johnson
Andrea & Graham Wylie  9 11-0
Denis O'regan
127   
7      64/2560-  State of Play (211) D
Evan Williams
Mr & Mrs William Rucker  8 11-0
Paul Moloney
152 


 7 STATE OF PLAY 2/1   
 4 TURKO 11/4   
 1 OLLIE MAGERN 4/1   
 3 SNOOPY LOOPY 11/2   
 2 MONKERHOSTIN 13/2   
 5 HARD ACT TO FOLL 33/1

Title: Re: Still here
Post by: TG on November 01, 2008, 02:22:01 PM
Right ~ I have read the bloody lot!  eeek:









Prolly forgotten most of them by now though.

Dont worry about it, so have we.
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2008, 03:44:10 PM
Bugger :(
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 04:36:54 PM
Bugger :(
point:
Title: Re: Still here
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
Bugger :(
point:

"Virtual" came in (in respect of the pub) at 9-2, so overall about £10 up. Could be a lot worse.