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Title: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 07:16:18 PM
All nice and ready like. Just in case one ever comes up







































 tunble:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM

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Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 09:00:27 AM
Are they harvesting figs?
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 09:03:21 AM
Probably.
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM

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They do that...   eeek:

Just up the road from here one hanged itself... accidentally like... well I assume so anyway... he didn't leave a note...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM

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They do that...   eeek:

Just up the road from here one hanged itself... accidentally like... well I assume so anyway... he didn't leave a note...  noooo:

I expect it was a black goat lynched for eating a white womans underwear.
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 11:54:23 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 24, 2008, 08:58:52 AM

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They do that...   eeek:

Just up the road from here one hanged itself... accidentally like... well I assume so anyway... he didn't leave a note...  noooo:

I expect it was a black goat lynched for eating a white womans underwear.
There was a flaming cross now you mention it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
So, about these sacred prostitutes............
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 12:14:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
So, about these sacred prostitutes............
You have my ear sir...  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:18:28 PM
I was reading Colin Thubron's book about Cyprus IN HOSPITAL and he starts off in Paphos. Sacred prostitutes?
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 12:20:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:18:28 PM
I was reading Colin Thubron's book about Cyprus IN HOSPITAL and he starts off in Paphos. Sacred prostitutes?
Plenty of prostitutes in Pafos - none of them sacred I shouldn't think...  noooo:

Have you been in hospital then?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: TG on October 24, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
Who's been in hospital?

Not been very attentive lately. mark all posts as 'read' syndrome.

Busy like.  tunble:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:52:01 PM
Mrs TG keeping you hard at it, eh?
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: TG on October 24, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
Who's been in hospital?

Not been very attentive lately. mark all posts as 'read' syndrome.

Busy like.  tunble:
I was in horse pickle when I fell off the roof... with my foot like...
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: TG on October 24, 2008, 12:55:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: TG on October 24, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
Who's been in hospital?

Not been very attentive lately. mark all posts as 'read' syndrome.

Busy like.  tunble:
I was in horse pickle when I fell off the roof... with my foot like...

Again? Thats a dangerous hobby that roof falling off thingy.
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2008, 12:14:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
So, about these sacred prostitutes............
You have my ear sir...  eyes:
Seems like a rather restricted repertoire.

Not even a bit of dressing in rubber or spanking?
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2008, 01:24:40 PM
 drumroll:

You are thinking of that Madonna harpy again. Cold shower
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 01:24:40 PM
drumroll:

You are thinking of that Madonna harpy again. Cold shower

Acid eye-bath more like.
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2008, 05:58:29 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 24, 2008, 12:18:28 PM
I was reading Colin Thubron's book about Cyprus IN HOSPITAL and he starts off in Paphos. Sacred prostitutes?
Go on then...  tunble:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2008, 12:38:55 PM
This thread is about goats  ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2008, 01:03:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2008, 12:38:55 PM
This thread is about goats  ::)
Not prostitutes...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2008, 01:04:45 PM
Goats
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2008, 01:06:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2008, 01:04:45 PM
Goats
Oh...
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:00:28 AM
Goats/prostitues
potato/potatoe
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:01:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:00:28 AM
Goats/prostitues
potato/potatoe
Tomato/tomato?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:06:28 AM
Let's call the whole thing off...
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:07:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:06:28 AM
Let's call the whole thing off...
Best suggestion all day Uncle...  happy088
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 10:09:31 AM
Well I should be working...
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:10:03 AM
Shouldn't we all!  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:14:26 AM
I have things to do too...  evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Amusing Stories about Goats" thread
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 10:36:13 AM
So do I , but Mrs Nick wants to have a big row with British Gas.Doing my head in  noooo: