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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 15, 2008, 10:06:22 PM
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Been doing a search, but I can't find out what her name is.
That weather girl that was on the national forecast after the 10 o clock'.
SHE has now been up the duff for approx 4 years imo, and looks as though she'll be giving birth to tenputulets....but when?
Never seen anyone so severely 'umped in my life! Astonishing. eeek:
Could hardly see the weather chart for the severe depression brewing in her belly.
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fcinemorgue2%2Fjohnhurt.jpg&hash=f9429cdb6cb9ed4707a54a7d9983f8cdf2ba3b5a)
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Helen Willetts
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1mzipJ.jpg&hash=ff3986b1d7c13323eca4807c7f81eabea1306288) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1mzipJ)
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Helen Willetts
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How the hell did you do that ey?
I spent 2 minutes hours trying to find out who she is. ::)
That picture must have been taken when she was only 2 years 'gone' thh, as she 80 times that size now. eeek:
I think she's an alien too.
Did you notice her eyeballs were glowing completely red last night?
Bloody damned spooky looking if you ask me. Something not quite right with her. noooo:
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I googled 'BBC weather girl pregnant'
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I googled 'BBC weather girl pregnant'
So did I, but I didn't get any pictures for me to be able to identify her, and it seems virtually every weather girl in the country is up the spout at present?
Thought we hadn't seen much of Michael Fish lately. ;)
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As did I.
The first entry referred to Helen Willets so I googled her.
Just down the page were image results which confirmed who I was looking for and a bit further down was the entry "Heavily pregnant BBC weather presenter Helen Willetts soldiers on" so I looked there.
"et voila" as they say.
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Talk about flaunting it ~ surely she or someone (like the director) could have chosen a more appropriate garment.
I mean ~ I'm pleased that she is happy to be up the duff but FFS I don't want it waved at me like some sort of flag. With five children and four grandchildren I have seen enough pregnant wimmin to last me a lifetime and flaunting her state is what she is doing ~ I know.
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Isn't it meant to be sexy - or so many new age thinkers tell us happy001
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Isn't it meant to be sexy - or so many new age thinkers tell us happy001
eyes:
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Isn't it meant to be sexy - or so many new age thinkers tell us happy001
lol:
You may find "new age thinkers" in short supply on here.
Although to me there is a certain fiscal attraction to a sturdy heifer now in calf.
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Isn't it meant to be sexy - or so many new age thinkers tell us happy001
lol:
You may find "new age thinkers" in short supply on here.
Although to me there is a certain fiscal attraction to a sturdy heifer now in calf.
Oh I dunno. I've got a swamp (2) to muck around in, and loads of trees to bash into and kiss 'n' 'ug better like. cloud9:
I'm dead scruffy, and wear cheap tatty clothes with glue stains , and generally look a shambles.....apparently. ::) and am known to be a bit of a grumpy snarlin' rebel like.
Love caves (and CAKES)too, cookin outdoors, and am currently looking for a mud hut in the woods to retire into.
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I've got a good idea for the swamp... whistle:
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I've got a good idea for the swamp... whistle:
Yes, and......?
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I've got a good idea for the swamp... whistle:
Yes, and......?
Well... assuming The Swamp II is similar to The Swamp I that we all saw pictures of...
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I've got a good idea for the swamp... whistle:
Yes, and......?
Well... assuming The Swamp II is similar to The Swamp I that we all saw pictures of...
.....AND?
Your as bad as Mrs GROWLER for speakin' 'arf a sentence. ::)
SPIT IT OUT MAN FFS! Banghead
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I've got a good idea for the swamp... whistle:
Yes, and......?
Well... assuming The Swamp II is similar to The Swamp I that we all saw pictures of...
.....AND?
Your as bad as Mrs GROWLER for speakin' 'arf a sentence. ::)
SPIT IT OUT MAN FFS! Banghead
Well...
I reckon people would queue (Q) up to drive a JCB...
Drive it around a little track like, shovel up some shite then dig a big 'ole with the back hoe...
Trust me, second-hand JCB - you'd make loadsamoney.... ;)
(C) CyprusGrump Barman 2008
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Thank you. At last! drumroll:
That is a distinct possibility, and has in fact been mentioned to the current and looney landowner.
Quite a few things currently in the 'pot' tbh; including a brand new web site, followwing mucho critisism of MY diy effort sad32:, a new business logo, and the search for a current family attraction/day out venue to 'piggy back' onto following my highly successful venture ( for me, but just about only me ) at the outdoor leisure show down in Dorset back in July that convinced me that that is the way to go presently.
'Taster sessions' at low cost will be instantly available with the hope of securing bookings for full experiences back at Swamp2.
The beauty of the 'Swamp (2)" venture, is that there isn't really much pressure on me to make it an overnight success, as it's only a part time job, so I have the time to sit back and plan things slowly, rather than having the need to make rushed and sometimes incorrect instant decisions because my livelyhood depends on it.
Tank and HGV driving, and mini junior quads have also been considered, as has clay pigeon shooting, but that will involve bringing some 'specialists' in.
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You could have a "Fun with Microwaves" area.
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You could have a "Fun with Microwaves" area.
And some stocks for Nick.
I can provide rotten turnips to throw.
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You could have a "Fun with Microwaves" area.
Actually......yes!
Sort of a brainiac area?
You're bloody barkin', so you could run it! rubschin:
I'll supply you with the white coat, tuffty wig and black rimmed glasses and associated stuff like. ;)
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Thank you. At last! drumroll:
That is a distinct possibility, and has in fact been mentioned to the current and looney landowner.
Quite a few things currently in the 'pot' tbh; including a brand new web site, followwing mucho critisism of MY diy effort sad32:, a new business logo, and the search for a current family attraction/day out venue to 'piggy back' onto following my highly successful venture ( for me, but just about only me ) at the outdoor leisure show down in Dorset back in July that convinced me that that is the way to go presently.
'Taster sessions' at low cost will be instantly available with the hope of securing bookings for full experiences back at Swamp2.
The beauty of the 'Swamp (2)" venture, is that there isn't really much pressure on me to make it an overnight success, as it's only a part time job, so I have the time to sit back and plan things slowly, rather than having the need to make rushed and sometimes incorrect instant decisions because my livelyhood depends on it.
Tank and HGV driving, and mini junior quads have also been considered, as has clay pigeon shooting, but that will involve bringing some 'specialists' in.
Just get an old JCB and use it to shovel up all the cash you'll make... ;)
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At last a way of making money from explosions cloud9:
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Such a shame I can't (daren't) share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Got to be so careful what's shown and said, which is the reason I asked for that great piccy you posted Nick, to be at least edited, but was in fact deleted sadly, but neccessary.
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
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Such a shame I can't (daren't) share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
If we can't find it without help, what chance is there of potential customers coming across it?
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Such a shame I can't (daren't) share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
If we can't find it without help, what chance is there of potential customers coming across it?
Give it a few days and google "JCB Experience"... ;)
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.
Your point is taken though. . .
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Not really no... I think you worry too much about it.... noooo:
Respect your choice tho.
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Not really no... I think you worry too much about it.... noooo:
Respect your choice tho.
Lickspittle point:
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Not really no... I think you worry too much about it.... noooo:
Respect your choice tho.
Lickspittle point:
eeek:
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.
Your point is taken though. . .
I can assure you it is shown/mentioned/linked at/on various other locations/forums/web sites within the net.
Even that brings in a lot of tossers (and automated garbled unreadable shite) making stupid comments via my dedicated web site e mail addy though.
Why do they do that? What a waste of time.....for them. I just block and delete. ::)
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.
Your point is taken though. . .
I can assure you it is shown/mentioned/linked at/on various other locations/forums/web sites within the net.
Even that brings in a lot of tossers (and automated garbled unreadable shite) making stupid comments via my dedicated web site e mail addy though.
Why do they do that? What a waste of time.....for them. I just block and delete. ::)
You are right, only kidding. ;)
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The REAL fear for want of a better werd, is the open availabilty of the phone number then becoming freely available for the total brain dead pond life wasters to have some....'fun' ...on. ::)
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.
Your point is taken though. . .
I can assure you it is shown/mentioned/linked at/on various other locations/forums/web sites within the net.
Even that brings in a lot of tossers (and automated garbled unreadable shite) making stupid comments via my dedicated web site e mail addy though.
Why do they do that? What a waste of time.....for them. I just block and delete. ::)
You are right, only kidding. ;)
Lickspittle point:
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.
Your point is taken though. . .
I can assure you it is shown/mentioned/linked at/on various other locations/forums/web sites within the net.
Even that brings in a lot of tossers (and automated garbled unreadable shite) making stupid comments via my dedicated web site e mail addy though.
Why do they do that? What a waste of time.....for them. I just block and delete. ::)
You are right, only kidding. ;)
Lickspittle point:
Imitation is the worst kind of flattery. . .
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Such a shame I can't share all the details of my web site, location and stuff openly in here. ::)
Your loss... we are trawled every day by 'spiders'... it could be hugely beneficial...
Yes, I know that, but you know why....don't you?
Yes, but I was making the point that the website is to bring in punters, so they need to be able to find it and if they can, so can the reprobates in here.
Your point is taken though. . .
I can assure you it is shown/mentioned/linked at/on various other locations/forums/web sites within the net.
Even that brings in a lot of tossers (and automated garbled unreadable shite) making stupid comments via my dedicated web site e mail addy though.
Why do they do that? What a waste of time.....for them. I just block and delete. ::)
You are right, only kidding. ;)
Lickspittle point:
Imitation is the worst kind of flattery. . .
redface:
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Maybe she could be persuaded to give birth on live TV too.Another first for Blue Peter, perhaps? rubschin:
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Done two years ago. ::)
http://www.thebabywebsite.com/article.501.Channel_Five_to_Broadcast_Live_Birth.htm
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eeek: