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Title: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2008, 02:22:59 PM
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone!', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the gates'.
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 02:33:52 PM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Very poor taste  noooo:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2008, 02:40:32 PM
Clearly he didn't get it  point:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2008, 03:26:36 PM
Clearly he didn't get it  point:
Is Nick a Pikey...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 04:04:21 PM
Don't tempt me  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2008, 08:58:17 AM
"Pearly" Gates

Played by Peter Sellers in the "Wrong Arm of the Law" in 1962. Good film.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdtimes.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fwrong.jpg&hash=299cd53aa6567ab3f4413912ca366f2ababd9b74)
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2008, 09:07:20 AM
"Pearly" Gates

Played by Peter Sellers in the "Wrong Arm of the Law" in 1962. Good film.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdtimes.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fwrong.jpg&hash=299cd53aa6567ab3f4413912ca366f2ababd9b74)
Is that Nick on the right...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2008, 09:14:36 AM
No, it's Lionel Jefferies ::)
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2008, 09:16:08 AM
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2008, 09:16:36 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2008, 09:19:50 AM
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2008, 09:23:33 AM
I couldn't possibly comment.
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 05:20:43 PM
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...?  whistle:

He looks more like you though.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 04:08:33 AM
Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.

"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...?  whistle:

He looks more like you though.  whistle:
doh: