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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Barman on October 15, 2008, 02:22:59 PM
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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone!', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the gates'.
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lol: lol:
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Very poor taste noooo:
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Clearly he didn't get it point:
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Clearly he didn't get it point:
Is Nick a Pikey...? rubschin:
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Don't tempt me eveilgrin:
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"Pearly" Gates
Played by Peter Sellers in the "Wrong Arm of the Law" in 1962. Good film.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdtimes.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fwrong.jpg&hash=299cd53aa6567ab3f4413912ca366f2ababd9b74)
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"Pearly" Gates
Played by Peter Sellers in the "Wrong Arm of the Law" in 1962. Good film.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdtimes.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fwrong.jpg&hash=299cd53aa6567ab3f4413912ca366f2ababd9b74)
Is that Nick on the right...? rubschin:
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No, it's Lionel Jefferies ::)
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Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.
"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
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evil:
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Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.
"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...? whistle:
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I couldn't possibly comment.
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Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.
"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...? whistle:
He looks more like you though. whistle:
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Indeed it is Lionel Jeffries ~ a character actor of some repute who specialised in playing opinionated, mistake prone, buffoons, forever spouting nonsense whilst believing that the world was conspiring against them.
"Screen on-line" describes him thus: "An expert purveyor of knuckle-headed choler"
Nick then...? whistle:
He looks more like you though. whistle:
doh: