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Title: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
Not that you are going to be given anything by us but we all need ideas for our nearest and dearest.
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Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:49:38 AM
We are buying daughter and SiL (  eeek: ) a new computer... LL will get nothing as normal...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2008, 08:53:00 AM
I certainly need ideas as to what to get my two 13 year olds.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:55:09 AM
I certainly need ideas as to what to get my two 13 year olds.  rubschin:
Speak to Wenchy...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 08:58:45 AM
Couldn't tell you Unc, I am well out of touch with the younger generation! If they are girls though, at the age gift certificates for manicures and things always make them feel grown-up and special. A lot of places do specials for tweens/young teenagers.

I am attempting to do handmade gifts this year. So lots of knitting and sewing going on. Mr Wench will probably have an assortment of books/dvds etc though.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:12:11 AM
Despite pleas from my Elder Daughter I refuse to give either her or her daughter money or gift tokens. I like to put a bit of effort into the pressy buying, it is my way of showing that I care and somehow stuffing a couple of twenties into their card does not seem the same as a well considered gift.
OK I may well shop on the internet but I still put effort into it.

My boys want a Wii between them. I just know that if I get them one the THW will be on it morning, noon and night which will lead to fights and arguments.

She (THW) has also reached that stage of doing "what has he spent on me and what has he spent on them" comparisons. Last Christmas she waited until well into the New Year before throwing that one at her mother in an argument ~ leading me to point out the flaw in her maths. All three get the same amount spent on them. Her idea was that I spent more on the boys than I had on her, a conclusion that she came to by adding her idea of the cost of all of their presents together and comparing it with how much I had spent on her. The fact that there are two of them seemed to have escaped her attention. Sharp words were spoken on the subject of ingratitude and the likely non appearance of presents bearing her name in the future.

We have already had a ruck about my allowing Minor to invest his birthday money from various rellies in a bicycle, something I have never bought her. That she cannot ride a bike, has never suggested that she should buy one for herself and has not, as he has done having got his bike, gone off and taken his cycling proficiency badge with the Cubs does not register with her.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 11:34:53 AM
Humbug.  noooo:

But wait! A PS3 in yonder window beckons...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 11:44:57 AM
I'm keen on a Wii (snigger) but feel there must be a Wii II in the pipeline for release soon...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 11:48:44 AM
Not for a couple of years yet I think.

So go for it. They are lots of fun.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2008, 11:57:42 AM
I'm keen on a Wii (snigger) but feel there must be a Wii II in the pipeline for release soon...?  rubschin:

Sometime between now and 2011 apparently BM.

Quote
Nintendo has begun showing off a second-generation Wii that’ll be officially launched before 2011, according to gaming sources.

In a report by gaming website What They Play, “multiple sources in the game development and publishing community” have claimed that Nintendo is currently giving early presentations of its next console hardware, which has been unofficially labelled as the “Wii HD”.
   
The sources also said that although the new Wii will retain the same style of gameplay, its core hardware will be more powerful.

For example, as the “Wii HD” name suggests, the new console will feature “digitally distributed and backwardly compatible content”, the moles maintain. That’s in addition to some form of on-board storage, such as an internal hard disk or solid-state drive.

Nintendo has already admitted that the Wii has a storage related “issue” and, back in August, a patent filed by the company was unveiled that made numerous references to holographic storage.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 12:00:47 PM
But isn't it the case that whatever type of computer gaming you buy your kids it will be out of date by the time they've unwrapped it?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 12:05:03 PM
Not for a couple of years yet I think.

So go for it. They are lots of fun.
I know... Tinks has one...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2008, 12:06:02 PM
You could even wire it up to your cinema for big screen gaming BM....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 12:07:18 PM
You could even wire it up to your cinema for big screen gaming BM....  whistle:
I know...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2008, 12:12:30 PM
Apparently the Wii game that all the kids have been waiting for, one that lets you wield a lightsabre, isnt that much cop. This guy really didnt pull any punches about it..

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/251-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/251-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed)

WARNING!!! Do not click on that link if you or anyone within earshot is easily offended.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 12:19:56 PM
So that's a no then











I'm knackered just listening to him.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 12:20:37 PM
Excellent!

perhaps a PS3 instead then... 'free' Bluray player, better graphics, etc...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2008, 12:34:26 PM
You can always try his console rundown BM.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/84-Console-Rundown (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/84-Console-Rundown)

He doesnt get quite as angry on this one.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 01:20:17 PM
Excellent!

perhaps a PS3 instead then... 'free' Bluray player, better graphics, etc...?  rubschin:

 cloud9:

Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 01:21:40 PM
Anywho, no doubt Mrs TG will buy me summat really nice.......

































Out of my redundo.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2008, 06:20:38 PM
My problem is trying to control what my mother buys my daughter.......she thinks she is going to get her a laptop for a combined birthday / crimbo present. I have said categorically no - she then says she can do what she wishes it is her grandaughter blah blah blah.

I have kindly explained I already have to spray her in WD40 to get her off MSN / Bebo et al but at least I have some control in that the PC is downstairs.

So my next plan is if she does disobey me she can give her the bloody laptop but there is no way in hell I am going to set up the internet connection on it  point:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 06:29:30 PM
It's a slippery slope Miss D.

First she'll persuade you that the the internet is needed for homework then...
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2008, 06:32:50 PM
Then she can use the PC surely ...seems simple enough to me  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 06:37:53 PM
Simple to you or I ~ but you'll be using the PC, in comes daughter, "must do homework now" throws hissy fit, hogs PC all evening.

Eventually you decide to go the easier route and install the internet on laptop.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2008, 06:39:59 PM
Simple to you or I ~ but you'll be using the PC, in comes daughter, "must do homework now" throws hissy fit, hogs PC all evening.

Eventually you decide to go the easier route and install the internet on laptop.

No that is when I say I will use my work laptop and you can use the PC ....Darling  xxxxxx
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 06:41:48 PM
 happ096

Good for you.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2008, 06:43:26 PM
On the other hand if you do have a rush of blood to the head and install t'internet on her laptop you should still be able to block access to those sites so she can only use them when she is downstairs.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 07:20:38 AM
An alternative plan ~ invite mother to visit, show her porn sites and this place, open her eyes to the dangers of the internet and ask, very sweetly, if this is really what she wants her grandchild exposed to because that is what her selfish attitude is leading to eveilgrin:

Remember there is more than one way to skin a cat.

And despite what both children and schools argue there is NO HOMEWORK that cannot be done with a library book, pen and paper.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 07:41:57 AM
Further to my comment re homework. The Teenage Hormone Wreck has had her own Lap-top and printer for a couple of years.
Last week she was both "heartbroken" and incensed to have ALL of her English and History course work returned to her by the two respective teachers as unacceptable because she had done it on her lap-top and it was not handwritten.

Much weeping and gnashing of teeth, shouts of "UNFAIR" rang through the land and I said ... "I told you so but you wouldn't listen ~ as always you knew best ~ now shut up and start writing" whistle:

I.T. is the only subject that demands computer useage. For other subjects it is handy but most teachers and ALL examination boards say that too much reliance on computers endangers genuine original work by the student and suggests that they are taking "the easy route and copying work".
Despite T Bliar's promise that every child will have a computer a great many do not. Access to school computers at the THW's school has to be booked 14 days in advance and preference is given to those doing IT at GCSE level. It is therefore impossible for teachers to expect homework/coursework to be done on a computer and they want everyone to be playing at the same level in order that the teachers may grade work properly ~ so paper and pen it is and will remain so for a long time yet.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2008, 07:58:09 AM
I've had the same discussion with my children when they say they have to do their homework on the computer.

There is no way a school can insist that work has to done on the computer simply because it cannot guarantee that every child has access at home.

Having said that, computers are a great boon to doing homework.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 07:59:52 AM
Further to my comment re homework. The Teenage Hormone Wreck has had her own Lap-top and printer for a couple of years.
Last week she was both "heartbroken" and incensed to have ALL of her English and History course work returned to her by the two respective teachers as unacceptable because she had done it on her lap-top and it was not handwritten.

Much weeping and gnashing of teeth, shouts of "UNFAIR" rang through the land and I said ... "I told you so but you wouldn't listen ~ as always you knew best ~ now shut up and start writing" whistle:

I.T. is the only subject that demands computer useage. For other subjects it is handy but most teachers and ALL examination boards say that too much reliance on computers endangers genuine original work by the student and suggests that they are taking "the easy route and copying work".
Despite T Bliar's promise that every child will have a computer a great many do not. Access to school computers at the THW's school has to be booked 14 days in advance and preference is given to those doing IT at GCSE level. It is therefore impossible for teachers to expect homework/coursework to be done on a computer and they want everyone to be playing at the same level in order that the teachers may grade work properly ~ so paper and pen it is and will remain so for a long time yet.
At least if she copies out the word-processed homework in her own fair hand, the spelling and grammar should be 100% correct. (Unless her PC is set to "Colonial" of course)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 08:40:04 AM
Further to my comment re homework. The Teenage Hormone Wreck has had her own Lap-top and printer for a couple of years.
Last week she was both "heartbroken" and incensed to have ALL of her English and History course work returned to her by the two respective teachers as unacceptable because she had done it on her lap-top and it was not handwritten.

Much weeping and gnashing of teeth, shouts of "UNFAIR" rang through the land and I said ... "I told you so but you wouldn't listen ~ as always you knew best ~ now shut up and start writing" whistle:

I.T. is the only subject that demands computer useage. For other subjects it is handy but most teachers and ALL examination boards say that too much reliance on computers endangers genuine original work by the student and suggests that they are taking "the easy route and copying work".
Despite T Bliar's promise that every child will have a computer a great many do not. Access to school computers at the THW's school has to be booked 14 days in advance and preference is given to those doing IT at GCSE level. It is therefore impossible for teachers to expect homework/coursework to be done on a computer and they want everyone to be playing at the same level in order that the teachers may grade work properly ~ so paper and pen it is and will remain so for a long time yet.
At least if she copies out the word-processed homework in her own fair hand, the spelling and grammar should be 100% correct. (Unless her PC is set to "Colonial" of course)

You would have thought so wouldn't you ~ but then, like me, you are a reasonable person. The THW however does not believe her spell checker and simply overrides it. She is, after all, a 15 year old GCSE student and, as we all know, they know best about everything  ::)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 08:47:09 AM
Further to my comment re homework. The Teenage Hormone Wreck has had her own Lap-top and printer for a couple of years.
Last week she was both "heartbroken" and incensed to have ALL of her English and History course work returned to her by the two respective teachers as unacceptable because she had done it on her lap-top and it was not handwritten.

Much weeping and gnashing of teeth, shouts of "UNFAIR" rang through the land and I said ... "I told you so but you wouldn't listen ~ as always you knew best ~ now shut up and start writing" whistle:

I.T. is the only subject that demands computer useage. For other subjects it is handy but most teachers and ALL examination boards say that too much reliance on computers endangers genuine original work by the student and suggests that they are taking "the easy route and copying work".
Despite T Bliar's promise that every child will have a computer a great many do not. Access to school computers at the THW's school has to be booked 14 days in advance and preference is given to those doing IT at GCSE level. It is therefore impossible for teachers to expect homework/coursework to be done on a computer and they want everyone to be playing at the same level in order that the teachers may grade work properly ~ so paper and pen it is and will remain so for a long time yet.
At least if she copies out the word-processed homework in her own fair hand, the spelling and grammar should be 100% correct. (Unless her PC is set to "Colonial" of course)

You would have thought so wouldn't you ~ but then, like me, you are a reasonable person. The THW however does not believe her spell checker and simply overrides it. She is, after all, a 15 year old GCSE student and, as we all know, they know best about everything  ::)
doh:
Silly me, of course. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:04:08 AM
Anyway back to Christmas!

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Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 05:06:51 PM
Is that food, decorations or a spillage?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 05:15:36 PM
That's not spillage... That's delicious and exquisitely crafted, sumptuously tasting M&S Spillage, only £16.95 for a guaranteed romantic night at home. The chocolate will be all over the sofa, the metal decoration on your loved one's head and God knows where the nuts will end up.
M&S, your kind of Christmas  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 05:19:59 PM
Crown or pastrycutter?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 05:29:13 PM
Crown definitely. Look at the shape, 6 pointed, Star of David... must be M&S  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 05:30:21 PM
Is that a festive starfish then?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2008, 06:06:15 PM
Is that a festive starfish then?

Silly boy.  ::)

Starfish=five pointed=Gentile.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Is that a festive starfish then?

Silly boy.  ::)

Starfish=five pointed=Gentile.

Thank you DS. At last a man who knows his Stars from his Hell Boys.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 06:19:42 PM
No, that brown thing on the huge cinnamon log  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 06:31:40 PM
Oh that!  rubschin:

Giant slice of Kiwi fruit, battered and dusted in cinnamon? Overgrown Okra? Who knows? It's a surprise after all  bom
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 06:35:09 PM
No, it's a starfish. Festive south of the equator
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2008, 07:59:28 PM
No, that brown thing on the huge cinnamon log  Banghead

Star anise
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 08:12:38 PM
French for "Cat's Bottom"?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 08:20:47 PM
No, that brown thing on the huge cinnamon log  Banghead

Star anise

Thank you JOM  redface:  I just couldn't think of the name of it
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 06:35:22 AM
No, that brown thing on the huge cinnamon log  Banghead

Star anise

 happ096
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 08:41:58 AM
French for "Cat's Bottom"?

"Often licked, never beaten"
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2008, 01:47:38 PM
Perhaps we should all club together and get BM a couple of pots of paint, a tray and a few rollers...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 01:54:17 PM
Perhaps we should all club together and get BM a couple of pots of paint, a tray and a few rollers...  whistle:
Or a new PaintPod - from the UK like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2008, 01:55:59 PM
Perhaps we should all club together and get BM a couple of pots of paint, a tray and a few rollers...  whistle:
Or a new PaintPod - from the UK like...?  rubschin:

They don't work ~ can't you accept that? They are bloody useless. Get the roller and brushes out and get on with the job  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
Perhaps we should all club together and get BM a couple of pots of paint, a tray and a few rollers...  whistle:
Or a new PaintPod - from the UK like...?  rubschin:

I am having no part in this!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 02:01:22 PM
Perhaps we should all club together and get BM a couple of pots of paint, a tray and a few rollers...  whistle:
Or a new PaintPod - from the UK like...?  rubschin:

They don't work ~ can't you accept that? They are bloody useless. Get the roller and brushes out and get on with the job  Banghead
Its a big house tho... it'll take me forever...  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
GET A MAN IN!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
A man will water the paint down - like the first man that did it... and the man I got in to paint my cinema...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 02:09:03 PM
A man will water the paint down - like the first man that did it... and the man I got in to paint my cinema...  noooo:

Not if he is just a helper man. You could do all the prep and he would just help you with the actual painting.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2008, 02:11:53 PM
Then get him to give it two or even three coats ~ in the heat out there it can't take more than an hour to dry anyway.

These are the facts.
"New" gadgets seldom, if ever, work the way the makers claim.
Non drip paint is a lie.
Odourless paint is another lie.
Traditional methods used by professionals are the best.
There is no finish to a decorating job that will satisfy any woman.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Landlady on November 07, 2008, 03:43:28 PM
GET A MAN IN!

YES PLEASE  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2008, 03:45:56 PM
GET A MAN IN!

YES PLEASE  whistle:

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Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2008, 03:46:57 PM
doh:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on November 07, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
Last Monday 03.11.08 (52 days beforehand) the signs for the Christmas Park and Ride sites were unveiled here  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 10:58:01 AM
http://www.iroboteurope.co.uk/item?sku=5545&secid=39815

Anyone searching for gift ideas for me?

If so see above.

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 17, 2008, 09:06:06 AM
Not for a couple of years yet I think.

So go for it. They are lots of fun.
I know... Tinks has one...  rubschin:

Precisely...where do you think I've been for the last 48 days!!!   cloud9:

And BM & LL are on it too... but they keep falling asleep in the Plaza, 'cause they don't come round often enough!!!   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 09:26:42 AM
BM & LL keep falling asleep in the Plaza

They can sleep standing up?

Impressive. ;)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 17, 2008, 09:40:57 AM
An aquired skill, virtually!!   rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 18, 2008, 08:09:42 AM
I intend to buy you all one of these.... let me know which one you'd like  http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys (http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 08:57:01 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 09:04:28 AM
I intend to buy you all one of these.... let me know which one you'd like  http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys (http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys)

 whistle:

What a generous gesture ~ how can I say no ............................... without causing offence?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 09:24:18 AM
I intend to buy you all one of these.... let me know which one you'd like  http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys (http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys)

 whistle:

Your kindness overwhelms me, but I could not accept such a lovely gift as I am too far away to give you one.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:28:32 AM
COOL!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 18, 2008, 10:03:39 AM
I intend to buy you all one of these.... let me know which one you'd like  http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys (http://www.firebox.com/product/1804/UBFunkeys)

 whistle:

Your kindness overwhelms me, but I could not accept such a lovely gift as I am too far away to give you one.

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 10:56:40 AM
COOL!
noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 11:40:53 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 01:10:08 PM
COOL!

Wenchy has another "MLP moment".  ::)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 01:15:04 PM
MLP?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 01:15:38 PM
My Little Pony  ::)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 01:19:24 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 01:19:51 PM
Oh good grief  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 02:01:53 PM
MLP?

You daft mare ! ::)

You taught me that juvenile abbreviation in another place.

Is there any history of dementia in Clan Wench?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 02:03:17 PM
Excuse me I am not quite myself today.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:03:47 PM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 02:13:04 PM
Excuse me I am not quite myself today.  redface:

Anyone we know?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 02:13:26 PM
Not me that's for sure
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 02:26:45 PM
 noooo: sad24: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:36:27 PM
Never mind. Try again tonight.  happy100
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:18:36 PM
https://store.afa.net/pc-10000310-11-christmas-cross.aspx (https://store.afa.net/pc-10000310-11-christmas-cross.aspx)

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 01:22:56 PM
https://store.afa.net/pc-10000310-11-christmas-cross.aspx (https://store.afa.net/pc-10000310-11-christmas-cross.aspx)

 eeek:

Economy-size version also available in Alabama.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmcbush3.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F05%2Fburning-cross.jpg&hash=3882090480c6739e19ac9eac2751be465b518371)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:43:18 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Frew2001.png&hash=51ae7cea67c92ee16a129e51e2b46ef49e784281)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:44:12 PM
Cruel
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:48:38 PM
Does anyone have an ipod shuffle?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:51:19 PM
Not me (or should that be Not I?)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:51:37 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 04:52:00 PM
Yes. Why?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2008, 04:52:51 PM
Does anyone have an ipod shuffle?

Ipods are overpriced and you are just paying for the look and the brand. You can get other MP3 players that are technically just as good and dont have to use Itunes.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:55:11 PM
Does anyone have an ipod shuffle?

Ipods are overpriced and you are just paying for the look and the brand. You can get other MP3 players that are technically just as good and dont have to use Itunes.
See also: Designer labels (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Ftaunt001.gif&hash=de5cbaa1240a917fa2e9fd3ac968a58d4cf1b1b3) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
But I like the look of the shuffles. And the fact they are a clip. And that they come in pink.

Does the lack of playlist thing irritate you? Because basically you just load it and it plays whatever doesn't it? There is no way of actually selecting particular tracks or albums.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:58:17 PM
I'm happy with one of these ~ mind it's a bugger on the Northern Line

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ianamillar.com%2Fimages%2FRadiogram.jpg&hash=56da800e7c6e7f02ebaf3d3d7e1683c16a6656ec)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:59:52 PM
I'm happy with one of these ~ mind it's a bugger on the Northern Line

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ianamillar.com%2Fimages%2FRadiogram.jpg&hash=56da800e7c6e7f02ebaf3d3d7e1683c16a6656ec)
A radiogram!  cloud9:

We used to have one... played 78s and everything... sliding doors on the front and the smell of the wood and valves...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2008, 05:03:27 PM
But I like the look of the shuffles. And the fact they are a clip. And that they come in pink.

Does the lack of playlist thing irritate you? Because basically you just load it and it plays whatever doesn't it? There is no way of actually selecting particular tracks or albums.

I tend to use my mobile to listen to MP3's and use the remote so I normally dont use the playlist.

I would have been tempted by the Iphone minus the phone bit model they are flogging but having just seen the specs for the new N97 I know what I'll be getting next year.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 05:04:42 PM
But I like the look of the shuffles. And the fact they are a clip. And that they come in pink.

Does the lack of playlist thing irritate you? Because basically you just load it and it plays whatever doesn't it? There is no way of actually selecting particular tracks or albums.

Doesn't bother me at all. I've several numerous playlists on the Mac laptop so I just load what I feel like (far too many to listen to anyway) and then let it run. I can scroll forward or back, tune by tune, if one irks. The only thing I'd say is that the ubiquitous white earbuds are not that good and I bought a decent Sony Gold pair.
And errr... Pink?  noooo:  Mine's Silver  cloud9:

Plus, it plays in the order you load... unless you fancy a shuffle  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 05:27:10 PM
I dunno. You take the trouble to answer a woman and then she goes Frank Bough  ::)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 06:48:04 PM
I had to leave work and come home!

Thank-you very much you've been most helpful!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 02, 2008, 06:54:06 PM
I'm happy with one of these ~ mind it's a bugger on the Northern Line

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ianamillar.com%2Fimages%2FRadiogram.jpg&hash=56da800e7c6e7f02ebaf3d3d7e1683c16a6656ec)
A radiogram!  cloud9:

We used to have one... played 78s and everything... sliding doors on the front and the smell of the wood and valves...  cloud9:


Ohhhh Snoops! Beautiful. cloud9: We had one back in the 60's. Absolutely adorable. I used to sit right in front of it listening to the new stereo sound on the Beatles L.P's. Heavenly memories, aghhh. cloud9:

Is that one yours you lucky bugger?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 07:35:53 PM
I had to leave work and come home!

Thank-you very much you've been most helpful!

Happy to oblige,  lol:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2008, 07:40:24 PM
I have one of these that used to be my Fathers. The wireless still works but the turntable doesn't any more.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx16beLA.jpg&hash=62a150d30ab64fcdb9598ac1cfb5f1a00bdafcc9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx16beLA)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 08:32:17 AM
I'm happy with one of these ~ mind it's a bugger on the Northern Line

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ianamillar.com%2Fimages%2FRadiogram.jpg&hash=56da800e7c6e7f02ebaf3d3d7e1683c16a6656ec)
A radiogram!  cloud9:

We used to have one... played 78s and everything... sliding doors on the front and the smell of the wood and valves...  cloud9:


Ohhhh Snoops! Beautiful. cloud9: We had one back in the 60's. Absolutely adorable. I used to sit right in front of it listening to the new stereo sound on the Beatles L.P's. Heavenly memories, aghhh. cloud9:

Is that one yours you lucky bugger?

'Fraid not ~ we had one like it but me Dad threw it on the tip when they bought a Pye transistor radio and a Dansette record player ~ said it took up too much room
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 08:34:08 AM
I have one of these that used to be my Fathers. The wireless still works but the turntable doesn't any more.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx16beLA.jpg&hash=62a150d30ab64fcdb9598ac1cfb5f1a00bdafcc9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx16beLA)


 rubschin: Could be the belt drive is worn or the belt stretched. On the other hand and to be totally politically incorrect the little black boy, that my dad said was inside to push the records round, has died of old age.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 08:57:12 AM
I have one of these that used to be my Fathers. The wireless still works but the turntable doesn't any more.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx16beLA.jpg&hash=62a150d30ab64fcdb9598ac1cfb5f1a00bdafcc9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx16beLA)


 rubschin: Could be the belt drive is worn or the belt stretched. On the other hand and to be totally politically incorrect the little black boy, that my dad said was inside to push the records round, has died of old age.

The rubber has gone brittle on the idler wheel thingy off the motor. It is not important as records are never played in these CD days.

BTW, I removed the turntable assembly, disconnected and reconnected all the wires myself without calling in an electrician.  whistle:

It looked very like an electric hob underneath. . . rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:11:11 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091106/Gadget-turns-iPod-breathalyser-goes-sale-UK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091106/Gadget-turns-iPod-breathalyser-goes-sale-UK.html)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 09:17:12 AM
I have one of these that used to be my Fathers. The wireless still works but the turntable doesn't any more.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx16beLA.jpg&hash=62a150d30ab64fcdb9598ac1cfb5f1a00bdafcc9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx16beLA)


 rubschin: Could be the belt drive is worn or the belt stretched. On the other hand and to be totally politically incorrect the little black boy, that my dad said was inside to push the records round, has died of old age.

The rubber has gone brittle on the idler wheel thingy off the motor. It is not important as records are never played in these CD days.

BTW, I removed the turntable assembly, disconnected and reconnected all the wires myself without calling in an electrician.  whistle:

It looked very like an electric hob underneath. . . rubschin:

and me dad's little black boy ~ Ok was he?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2008, 04:46:17 PM
Well seeing as my little cousin is getting the wii fit for Christmas I couldn't resist picking this up for him, Raving Rabbids TV Party...

http://rabbids.us.ubi.com (http://rabbids.us.ubi.com)
 
Well what kind of big cousin would I be if I didn't buy presents guaranteed to drive his parents round the bend  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on December 10, 2008, 06:23:36 AM
This  (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=15211&ms=latitude&utm_source=Latitude_Google&utm_medium=Clocks&utm_campaign=Pole_Dancer_Alarm_Clock&utm_content=pole+dancer+alarm+clock+exact) gets you up in the morning (allegedly)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 06:27:04 AM
This  (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=15211&ms=latitude&utm_source=Latitude_Google&utm_medium=Clocks&utm_campaign=Pole_Dancer_Alarm_Clock&utm_content=pole+dancer+alarm+clock+exact) gets you up in the morning (allegedly)
eeek:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2008, 09:01:01 AM
This  (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=15211&ms=latitude&utm_source=Latitude_Google&utm_medium=Clocks&utm_campaign=Pole_Dancer_Alarm_Clock&utm_content=pole+dancer+alarm+clock+exact) gets you up in the morning (allegedly)
Is there a 'Ken' that tries to stuff banknotes in her thong, before passing out?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 11:59:22 AM
This  (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=15211&ms=latitude&utm_source=Latitude_Google&utm_medium=Clocks&utm_campaign=Pole_Dancer_Alarm_Clock&utm_content=pole+dancer+alarm+clock+exact) gets you up in the morning (allegedly)
Is there a 'Ken' that tries to stuff banknotes in her thong, before passing out?
happy001
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
What does LL earn then
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2008, 12:12:10 PM
My admiration for putting up with BM for a start.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 12:14:08 PM
My admiration for putting up with BM for a start.
Correct!  happy088
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2008, 12:14:22 PM
She ought to beat him
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2008, 12:19:18 PM
I think she drowns goats to relieve her pent up emotions.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
Quite  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2008, 06:05:47 PM
Nah, she pours oil on rooftops instead......  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 06:25:38 PM
Nah, she pours oil on rooftops instead......  whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2008, 06:30:35 PM
And checks insurance policies
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
And checks insurance policies
She does do that...  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on December 13, 2008, 08:29:32 AM
Mrs JOM gave a strong-ish "hint" earlier this week for a Christmas present. "Ooh, there's a nice designer scarf on ebay, I'll send you the link"

£10 it was, no problem thought I, I'll stick in a late bid on Saturday. Well, a few hours remain, and it's up to £51  eeek:
I think I'll be braving the shitty weather and finding a BeWise or QS
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2008, 10:04:48 AM
Mrs JOM gave a strong-ish "hint" earlier this week for a Christmas present. "Ooh, there's a nice designer scarf on ebay, I'll send you the link"

£10 it was, no problem thought I, I'll stick in a late bid on Saturday. Well, a few hours remain, and it's up to £51  eeek:
I think I'll be braving the shitty weather and finding a BeWise or QS
Fifty one Pound for a scarf???  eeek:

Mind yoiu, if it's not in the UK that could be as little as about €5 by the time it closes...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 13, 2008, 12:33:00 PM
Link please! I shall tell you if it is worth it.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2008, 12:40:16 PM
Link please! I shall tell you if it is worth it.
It isn't... no link required...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on December 13, 2008, 12:45:19 PM
£51.00 was bad enough. Speaking as a bloke, no scarf is worth £62.00 (with fifty-odd minutes to go)

However, the female of the species may have different opinions on this matter (even Mrs JOM baulked(sp) at £51). "Oh, all right love" said I sympathetically, "I won't bother"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=120344198127
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2008, 12:49:20 PM
http://www.channel6tvnews.com/story/agc2dHZuZXdzcgsLEgRjYXJkGKtkDA (http://www.channel6tvnews.com/story/agc2dHZuZXdzcgsLEgRjYXJkGKtkDA)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 13, 2008, 12:50:20 PM
It is a bargain, I will say that, but I wouldn't spend that amount on it.

http://www.uk.forzieri.com/usa/deptb.asp?l=usa&c=gbr&dept_id=3&b=1&ads=1&brand_id=33

That is the standard sort of pricing.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on December 13, 2008, 01:45:06 PM
It is a bargain, I will say that, but I wouldn't spend that amount on it...

And neither did I  lol:

Somebody spent £62.00 on it and will no doubt tell her lucky man that "it was a bargain, look at this link, I got it at half price, I should have bought a second one"
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 13, 2008, 01:48:13 PM
So what are you getting Mrs JOM?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2008, 01:50:47 PM
Get her some invisible pants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html)

Or get her no pants and just tell her they are invisible
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on December 13, 2008, 03:04:10 PM
So what are you getting Mrs JOM?

Handbags. Mrs JOM goes over E-bay with a fine tooth comb, lets me know what she wants (I've tried to explain the difference between wants and needs  eeek: ) then I selectively bid. Until a few weeks ago I didn't know names like Fendi, Dents, Lanvin, Valentino and Salvatore Ferragamo existed. Having images like that on my PC has got to be worse than having porn on it, hasn't it?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2008, 03:05:48 PM
Get her some invisible pants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html)

Or get her no pants and just tell her they are invisible

Had you thought about seeking help?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:06:36 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find

Just take aim and thrust ~ If it breaks yer dick you know she's still wearing them.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:08:11 PM
 eeek:

I am not Australian, you know!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2008, 03:08:52 PM
Ask a silly question etc.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
Fendi, Dents, Lanvin, Valentino and Salvatore Ferragamo
Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2008, 03:22:54 PM
Is it some sort of football team?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2008, 03:25:29 PM
Is it some sort of football team?  rubschin:
Is it the England cricket team perhaps...?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 13, 2008, 05:34:27 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find
Put a deposit on them as soon as you locate some.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
Well maybe. Those invisible pants are damned hard to find
Put a deposit on them as soon as you locate some.
[snigger]
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 12:01:46 PM
Get her some invisible pants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093530/The-3-20-invisible-knickers-flying-shelves-make-perfect-partner-slinky-party-frock.html)

Or get her no pants and just tell her they are invisible

Had you thought about seeking help?

He tried that once, by the end of the session the shrink was sat in the corner rocking and gibbering..  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 12:02:37 PM
FECKING CARDIFF CITY CLUBSHOP!!!!!!  Banghead Banghead

BLOODY USELESS BUNCH OF ARSES!!!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 12:11:15 PM
Then tell Mr Wench to support a proper team..  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 12:31:15 PM
FECKING CARDIFF CITY CLUBSHOP!!!!!!  Banghead Banghead

BLOODY USELESS BUNCH OF ARSES!!!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
scared:

Something the matter?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
I have solved the problem of those hard to please people. I am giving them Woolworth Gift Tokens  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 01:35:32 PM
Then tell Mr Wench to support a proper team..  whistle:

Told him to go and support Sutton Utd down the road. I can't repeat what he said.  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
FECKING CARDIFF CITY CLUBSHOP!!!!!!  Banghead Banghead

BLOODY USELESS BUNCH OF ARSES!!!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
scared:

Something the matter?


I place an order week before last it still has not arrived and they refuse to answer the phone!  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Here's one for BM, being a musical gadget nut.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/ac0b/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/ac0b/)

Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 01:40:55 PM
FECKING CARDIFF CITY CLUBSHOP!!!!!!  Banghead Banghead

BLOODY USELESS BUNCH OF ARSES!!!!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
scared:

Something the matter?


I place an order week before last it still has not arrived and they refuse to answer the phone!  Banghead

Last minute shopping  noooo:


Should have gone to your local JJB Sports Shop ~ they do everything that the supporters shops sell and often cheaper
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 01:44:14 PM
I thought they only have kit from the big teams Snoop  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 01:53:04 PM
They claim to be able to provide kit for any team ~ but I do see what you are getting at.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 01:57:07 PM
I wouldnt go in there anyway. Last time I had a look at the one in town it could have been renamed 'Chavs R Us'  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 01:58:47 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:

Oh for God's sake!  Banghead

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 02:17:14 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:

 eeek:

How wise of them....
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:

Do they have a branch of the Edinburgh Woolen Mill nearby...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 02:21:34 PM
They do them!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2008, 02:26:08 PM
Well you may be able to find something in the right colours.....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 02:31:27 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:

Oh for God's sake!  Banghead

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.


In fairness, if his having CCFC pjs means I don't have to shave my legs it's a fair compromise.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 03:27:10 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:

Oh for God's sake!  Banghead

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.


In fairness, if his having CCFC pjs means I don't have to shave my legs it's a fair compromise.  redface:

 rubschin: Does he have delicate skin on his neck then?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 04:11:15 PM
They won't do Cardiff City pjs and dressing gowns.  noooo:

Oh for God's sake!  Banghead

Even my 7 (nearly Eight) year old has outgrown that sort of thing.)

It is not for me to tell you how to live your life but in your position I'd be long gone.


In fairness, if his having CCFC pjs means I don't have to shave my legs it's a fair compromise.  redface:

 rubschin: Does he have delicate skin on his neck then?
drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 04:34:54 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
She doesn't understand  point:


Oh that such innocence survives.
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 04:39:43 PM
I never thought I was this bad until I met you bunch of reprobates!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 04:39:56 PM
She doesn't understand  point:


Oh that such innocence survives.
[snigger]
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 04:41:21 PM
She doesn't understand  point:


Oh that such innocence survives.
[snigger]
whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 23, 2008, 11:42:56 AM
FUCKING INCOMPETENCE!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2008, 11:43:29 AM
Pardon?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 23, 2008, 11:51:12 AM
DO NOT CROSS ME TODAY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2008, 11:52:01 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 23, 2008, 11:52:44 AM
YOU SHOULD BE  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2008, 11:53:13 AM
So, um, what happened?
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 23, 2008, 11:54:12 AM
Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.  angry041:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on December 23, 2008, 01:10:01 PM
Hey girl, I can empathise.... brought up 4 boys and at one time they all wanted 'kit' from footie teams ........West Ham - Chelsea - Leicester rugby club and g*d knows what the other one was!!!

Some years ago I bought my second grandson a West Ham babygrow for his first christmas...... dad is the Rugby player!!! One photo and I never saw it again!!!

I'm sure Santa will find something to help you out.... have another mince pie & a cuppa.

 ::)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 01:12:38 PM
DO NOT CROSS ME TODAY!!!!!!!
scared:

Will you be better soon... like by this evening for instance...?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 23, 2008, 04:23:09 PM
Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.  angry041:

Should do what I'm about to do then....go to the SHOPS. ::)
S'pose I'd better get 'round to doing one or two cards like too. ::)
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 04:31:34 PM
Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.  angry041:

Should do what I'm about to do then....go to the SHOPS. ::)
S'pose I'd better get 'round to doing one or two cards like too. ::)
I went to the shops in Epsom today... what a nightmare!  noooo:

There was a queue in Waitrose for the tills about five miles long...  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 23, 2008, 04:40:56 PM
Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.  angry041:

Should do what I'm about to do then....go to the SHOPS. ::)
S'pose I'd better get 'round to doing one or two cards like too. ::)
I went to the shops in Epsom today... what a nightmare!  noooo:

There was a queue in Waitrose for the tills about five miles long...  Banghead

Crimbo shopping Growler method.
7-8 pm tonight.

B & long Q for a voucher for Growler jnr/snr. £30 and 5 minutes
M&S voucher for Mrs Growler. £30 and 10 minutes + 30 minutes to get in and out of rancid shit 'ole of the north...Cheshire jOaks...car park.
Local newsagents for 4 crimbo cards, first that come to hand like, £4 and 3 minutes. Can't be arsed going all the way to Asda for the Smart Price ones.

Total Crimbo shopping, 1 hour. Sorted. happy088
What the hell is all this weeks of preperation shite all about then ey? Tell me, cus I'm buggered if I know. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Just One More on December 23, 2008, 04:47:28 PM
Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.  angry041:

Should do what I'm about to do then....go to the SHOPS. ::)
S'pose I'd better get 'round to doing one or two cards like too. ::)
I went to the shops in Epsom today... what a nightmare!  noooo:

There was a queue in Waitrose for the tills about five miles long...  Banghead

The trouble with shopping in Waitrose at Christmas is that they have so many "different" Christmas treats. We went in for half a dozen or so "bits" last Christmas. "Ooh, those look nice", "ooh those sound delicious" etc, half way round I abandoned the basket and got a sodding trolley for Mrs JOM

The upside Barman is not only are the staff fragrant and lovely, you get a better class of female in there too, so while away the time with a bit of window shopping

Luckily for me, they were only three deep at Morrisons today
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2008, 07:11:23 PM
Despite ordering items on the 5th they have not arrived. Nor have I been called back as promised. Made my final nagging call today to be told the items I require are not in stock. I have suspicions that they never were.  angry041:

Should do what I'm about to do then....go to the SHOPS. ::)
S'pose I'd better get 'round to doing one or two cards like too. ::)
I went to the shops in Epsom today... what a nightmare!  noooo:

There was a queue in Waitrose for the tills about five miles long...  Banghead

TBH I have never seen a till five miles long ~ still I expect it keeps the queues down. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 23, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
Hee hee! Just done ALL my crimbo shopping in 2 hours flat, including travel and Chsehire jOaks car park manouvering. cloud9:

B & no Q was empty, bar the staff. cloud9:
Walked into Boots for a sniff around, found summat that i thought Mrs G would like, and bought it. Total time in there, 3 minutes. cloud9:

I was so pleased with my progress that I dropped into the pet store to coo over the wabbits and 'amsters and fishies for 10 minutes. cloud9:
Came so so so so close to coming home with an 'ouse wabbit weighing 5 kilos,  cloud9: but just resisted the temptation. sad32:

I'm generally in a good mood now then, and miss moose is currently wrapping everything up for me too while I go the ale 'ouse.
Sorted. Lafin'! whistle:
Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Pastis on December 24, 2008, 02:25:06 PM
Here's an idea  bom

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The must have household item with an edgy past, the half-brick is the ultimate in urban chic. Forged in the back alleys and builder’s yards of London it now finds its true home as a tasteful addition to the contemporary bookcase or fashionable hallway door.

But this multipurpose piece of art is not only a bookend or a doorstop. Why not give this Christmas that gangland feel by having your cards personally delivered, tied to an impressive half-brick and cast through the windows of your family and friends.

Locally sourced by an up-and-coming, cult, neo-retro-neo-modernist, local designer the half-brick puts itself in a class above all other bookends and doorstops, be they shaped as roller-skates, rollerblades or heelies, by being reassuringly priced at £1000 (excl delivery).

Title: Re: The all new what are you giving for Christmas thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2008, 02:29:48 PM
 rubschin: It has potential