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Title: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 06:45:28 AM
I've whinged about this before (at t'other place prolly)...

I hate it when you pay full price for a DVD and are then forced to sit through that 'don't steal DVDs' thing and you can't watch the DVD without sitting through it...

FFS if I'd stolen it I wouldn't have to sit through the stupid thing 'cos the pirate would have taken it off!  cussing:

But last night we watched Charlie Wilson's War (good movie, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts  eyes:).

At the beginning of the film you have to sit through an appeal for AIDS victims or some such for five minute before the 'don't steal this DVD' shite comes on...  Banghead

I don't see why I should be forced to sit through anything other than the movie having paid for it! And when I settle down with my glass of wine and bowl of popcorn I definitely don't want to see some African bird dying of AIDS 'cos her husband slept around - filthy bastard!

Bastards!  cussing:

In future I shall only buy pirate DVDs from market stalls and fund international terrorism or whatever else they can do with my two quid after making the disc and look-alike cover. Fuck them!

 angry037

Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 06:56:35 AM
I take it your DVD Player doesn't have a "Skip" facility on the remote so you don't even have to get off your arse to avoid watching the trailers whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 06:57:38 AM
I take it your DVD Player doesn't have a "Skip" facility on the remote so you don't even have to get off your arse to avoid watching the trailers whistle:
No... It says 'This function is prohibited by the DVD or whatever'...  cussing:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 06:59:45 AM
I'll send my boys over. They don't seem to have a problem with all the shite that takes up at least ten minutes at the beginning of their collection of Disney DVDs.

Me? I never watch the stuff anyway.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 07:00:36 AM
I'll send my boys over. They don't seem to have a problem with all the shite that takes up at least ten minutes at the beginning of their collection of Disney DVDs.

Me? I never watch the stuff anyway.
Was a good movie actually...
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 07:03:44 AM
TBH The only DVD films (movies) in this house have either been given to us as presents (and how boring is that for an idea sleep017 when you can't actually be arsed to look for a decent gift) or have come free with Sunday newspapers. There is no way on earth that I would buy a DVD movie that I know will be on TV within months anyway ~ and then I can record it on my DVD recorder  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 08:47:38 AM
In future I shall only buy pirate DVDs from market stalls and fund international terrorism or whatever else they can do with my two quid after making the disc and look-alike cover. Fuck them!

What a good idea  ::)

From today's  Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-this-murder-illuminates-a-darker-truth-955419.html)   

Quote
At first glance, DVD-selling looks like an easy job for a beginner. You buy the DVD for £1.75 a disk and sell it on for £3. But it isn't that simple. The trade is controlled across Britain by armed criminal gangs. Once you start selling for them, you are given strict targets to sell more and more DVDs each day. And if you try to get away?

Pai tells the story of an ordinary Chinese man called Ah-Hua. He started selling 10 DVDs a day for a notorious gang known as the Dong Bi, which operates all over Britain.

But soon they were making impossible demands on him. When he couldn't take the pressure any more, Ah-Hua told them he wanted out. Pai explains: "That night, five Dong Bi gang members pushed their way into his flat. They beat him up until he lay helpless on the floor. Then they dragged him out of flat, blindfolded him, and drove off into the night."

He was held captive for three weeks. His captors told him that they had located his family in Fuqing by going through his mobile phone. They would release him if he could pressure his family to come up with £12,000 to "buy" his freedom. Within a week, his wife had borrowed the money at sky-high rates of interest. Today, he works in Chinatown as a kitchen porter, paying off the price of his freedom.

I agree with you about the 'don't buy pirate copies' trailer though. Also the whole DRM business. If I've bought a DVD or some CD's then why cannot I copy them how I wish. I'm an honest person, I'm not going to sell copies of to all and sundry.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 08:53:31 AM
Of course, of course



























 char048
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 08:59:11 AM
Whatever.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 09:59:50 AM
BM should get a video machine
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 10:00:47 AM
Betamax prolly.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:01:09 AM
Yup
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 10:05:48 AM
From today's  Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-this-murder-illuminates-a-darker-truth-955419.html)   

Quote
At first glance, DVD-selling looks like an easy job for a beginner. You buy the DVD for £1.75 a disk and sell it on for £3. But it isn't that simple. The trade is controlled across Britain by armed criminal gangs. Once you start selling for them, you are given strict targets to sell more and more DVDs each day. And if you try to get away?

Pai tells the story of an ordinary Chinese man called Ah-Hua. He started selling 10 DVDs a day for a notorious gang known as the Dong Bi, which operates all over Britain.

But soon they were making impossible demands on him. When he couldn't take the pressure any more, Ah-Hua told them he wanted out. Pai explains: "That night, five Dong Bi gang members pushed their way into his flat. They beat him up until he lay helpless on the floor. Then they dragged him out of flat, blindfolded him, and drove off into the night."

He was held captive for three weeks. His captors told him that they had located his family in Fuqing by going through his mobile phone. They would release him if he could pressure his family to come up with £12,000 to "buy" his freedom. Within a week, his wife had borrowed the money at sky-high rates of interest. Today, he works in Chinatown as a kitchen porter, paying off the price of his freedom.

Is it April 1st already?
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 10:13:50 AM
Let's laugh at the funny foreign names shall we?  ::)
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 10:15:40 AM
Those adverts bug the hell out of me, the idea that by buying a pirate dvd I fund the drugs trade just seems ludicrous. If you cant make money selling heroin and cocaine then you aren't going to manage it with dodgy knock off films.

The majority of people who watch pirated films are file sharers anyway. Look on the average torrent site and you will see hundreds of films, many not even out in the cinema yet. Criminals dont make any money out of that because they are free downloads. Its the same with software and music cd's
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 11:15:43 AM
Let's laugh at the funny foreign names shall we?  ::)
Mixed-up your serious and funny pills today Uncle...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 11:16:52 AM
Those adverts bug the hell out of me, the idea that by buying a pirate dvd I fund the drugs trade just seems ludicrous. If you cant make money selling heroin and cocaine then you aren't going to manage it with dodgy knock off films.

The majority of people who watch pirated films are file sharers anyway. Look on the average torrent site and you will see hundreds of films, many not even out in the cinema yet. Criminals dont make any money out of that because they are free downloads. Its the same with software and music cd's
Agreed...

Fact is if they didn't charge £15 for a 50p product people wouldn't bother buying pirated copies anyway...  noooo:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 04:30:38 PM
Let's laugh at the funny foreign names shall we?  ::)

If I may briefly don the mantle of a moderately educated bak-gwei, I should point out that this story was originally floated in April 2008 and somewhat discredited at the time.

The fact that the Independent has dug it up again six months later does not in any way reduce the possibility of it being a hoax.

Ah-Hua is predominantly a girls name.

There was no other record of a 'Dong Bi' gang, although in Oriental street markets, traders often shout "Dong buy, it fake" to Westerners looking at their competitors goods.

Dong-Bi is also the name of a town in the Fuqing region, and the source of many amusing postcards from travellers, rivalling Phuket it is said.

I have no problem with a chuckle at foreign names either. Mrs DS(#3) has a name which sounds like 'sewer' in Indonesian.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:33:15 PM
 worthy:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 04:39:28 PM
Crikey ~ someone's getting a bit defensive.  ::)
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 04:48:41 PM
Crikey ~ someone's getting a bit defensive.  ::)

Mirth should be laced with a little wisdom from time to time, and vice versa.  whistle:

Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 05:20:06 AM
Crikey ~ someone's getting a bit defensive.  ::)

Mirth should be laced with a little wisdom from time to time, and vice versa.  whistle:



 worthy: My hero...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: ice and a slice on October 10, 2008, 08:44:26 AM
Loads of pirate DVD's here in sunny CY!

Most markets have a number of stalls selling them openly.  Is it wrong? whistle:

(I'll bet BM isn't averse to a few 'under the table' movies!) 8)
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:46:50 AM
Somebody knows you well BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:48:29 AM
Loads of pirate DVD's here in sunny CY!

Most markets have a number of stalls selling them openly.  Is it wrong? whistle:

(I'll bet BM isn't averse to a few 'under the table' movies!) 8)
I've actually avoided pirate movies due to the poor quality - nothing worse than getting 90% of the way through a film and finding that it stops working...

So, I have a collection of 450+ genuine DVDs... I just don't see why I should then be forced to watch advertising and the other shite on them...  noooo:

Last night we watched Philadelphia... Great movie, great soundtrack and no bastard adverts or sob stories about AIDS.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2008, 08:51:35 AM
Mirth should be laced with a little wisdom from time to time

Indeed it should ~ may I respectfully ask that you write it on a post-it note and stick it on the top of your screen.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:52:22 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:54:00 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Ah... but I have a cinema so recording off the telly is not an option...  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:55:49 AM
Wow!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sepiamutiny.com%2Fsepia%2Fcinema.jpg&hash=9308aeb59308dd30597593076fd84d117c835736)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:56:59 AM
Wow!

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 whistle:
You do know we are in the 21st Century now don't you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:58:38 AM
Such travelling cinemas are very popular in the Mystic East.  evil:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:59:44 AM
Such travelling cinemas are very popular in the Mystic East.  evil:
In your day perhaps...  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: ice and a slice on October 10, 2008, 09:02:17 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Ah... but I have a cinema so recording off the telly is not an option...  whistle:

I've seen it!!  Not had an invite yet tho! sad24:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:02:52 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Ah... but I have a cinema so recording off the telly is not an option...  whistle:

I've seen it!!  Not had an invite yet tho! sad24:
Yes, yes... but how about my cinema...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2008, 09:03:37 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Ah... but I have a cinema so recording off the telly is not an option...  whistle:

I've seen it!!  Not had an invite yet tho! sad24:

Prolly doesnt work and its just for decoration.  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: ice and a slice on October 10, 2008, 09:24:11 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Ah... but I have a cinema so recording off the telly is not an option...  whistle:

I've seen it!!  Not had an invite yet tho! sad24:

Yes, yes... but how about my cinema...?  whistle:

Oh I must have missed it, can't have been very prominent! rubschin:

Anyway getting back to the cinema..... ;D
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:28:07 AM
Well ~ as I said in an earlier post. Most movies get to be on TV within a couple of months of their release these days so I invested in a DVD recorder and can record any that take our fancy. DVD recorders have dropped so much in price in the past couple of years that it seemed a cheaper option and since video recorders are now so hard to replace, with few shops selling them, it made sense to me.
Ah... but I have a cinema so recording off the telly is not an option...  whistle:

I've seen it!!  Not had an invite yet tho! sad24:

Yes, yes... but how about my cinema...?  whistle:

Oh I must have missed it, can't have been very prominent! rubschin:

Anyway getting back to the cinema..... ;D
You are welcome at any time...  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:29:33 AM
Do you sell icecreams in the interval?

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Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:31:32 AM
Do you sell icecreams in the interval?
No... ice cream and popcorn are free...
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:32:24 AM
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Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:33:11 AM
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drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: ice and a slice on October 10, 2008, 09:38:05 AM

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Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2008, 09:38:22 AM
Do you sell icecreams in the interval?
No... ice cream and popcorn are free...

.....so long as you bring them yourself  point:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:42:04 AM

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You have seen it haven't you...?  lol:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:42:21 AM
Do you sell icecreams in the interval?
No... ice cream and popcorn are free...

.....so long as you bring them yourself  point:
  redface:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:44:38 AM
LL has the girls round

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Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:46:03 AM
LL has the girls round

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cartoonstock.com%2Fnewscartoons%2Fcartoonists%2Frha%2Flowres%2Frhan1213l.jpg&hash=11a3f1bb4c3083c93fbf0172a9861c51d7bb42e1)

LL can't work it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:46:22 AM
Now showing at a home cinema near you

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Title: Re: Buy Pirate DVDs
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2008, 06:54:34 PM
ooooookay hound...  whistle: