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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Nick on October 02, 2008, 07:29:31 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7647663.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7647663.stm)
(Flapping and sound of trumpet)
Yer pregnant
Fook me eeek:
No, not like that.Magic way, like
Fook me! eeek:
Get to Bethlehem, sharpish like
OK. JOE!!
(Clip clop)
Full up shrugs:
Bugger evil:
Fook me. I'm having a babby eeek:
Christ! eeek:
Who are all these blokes? rubschin:
We brought some presents smile:
What's Myrrh for fook's sake? rubschin:
Dunno. Have it anyway.
Ta. And thanks for the Gold
Yer welcome
Watch out. Herod on the way.Everyone hide
The End
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Your turn!
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Darling demands tax
Catch train to Bethlehem to pay
All B & Bs full of immigrants, single mothers and benefit cheats
Sleep in an old garage in a block of flats
Mary gets knocked up on a night out with the girls drinking white lightening
Joseph goes ballistic and knocks her about a bit
Mary claims god is father
Joseph gives her a good shoeing
Three PCSOs turn up
Joseph gets Mace, handcuffs and a good going over with a truncheon
Mary gives birth prematurely and is taken into care
They all live off the state happily ever after
The end
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The Archbishop will be so thrilled.
NEXT!
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Boy meets girl,
Girl meets God
Girl gets pregnant
Both to Bethlehem
Girl has baby
Baby gets presents
Angels sing hallelujah
Boy has doubts
Baby has halo.
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There's money in this!
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Shepherds washing socks
Angel appears and says get yerselves down to yonder stable
On arrival they find a mother, baby and bewildered carpenter
Some wise men turn up, flash the cash and wolves eat the unguarded sheep.
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Succinct, but lacking in religion!
4/10
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
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Succinct, but lacking in religion!
4/10
I saw it more as a tale of modern times. whistle:
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Succinct, but lacking in religion!
4/10
I saw it more as a tale of modern times. whistle:
i think mine was a tale of modern times! cussing:
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BM 8/10
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censored:
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BM 8/10
cloud9:
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They're all pretty crap. lol:
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They're all pretty crap. lol:
Except mine you mean...? whistle:
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whistle:
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She is in a mood
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Indeed!
Can she do better?
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I think Virgin Birth is a sore subject for her at the moment noooo:
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She'd also have trouble finding three wise men around here methinks
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She'd also have trouble finding three wise men around here methinks
Sheep, goats and turd no problem though.
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Sounds like her desk needs tidying noooo:
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From a friend
Headline from the Nazareth Daily Mail:
Stable-dwelling Travellers swell Bethlehem illegitimate birth rate
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Cool ~ We survive for another year cloud9:
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Are they trying to decide if its from the real Amazon or the dodgy Cypriot version... whistle:
(the office firewall STILL blocks all your links but lets the normal Amazon site through) point:
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WE could mention GOLD then!
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WE could mention GOLD then!
In them thar hills...? rubschin:
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No with Nick it's more a case of where there's muck there's brass.
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eeek:
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Why didn't you choose the pay direct to paypal option? Much easier.
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Why didn't you choose the pay direct to paypal option? Much easier.
Lack of forethought noooo:
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Ahhhhh! A common male issue.
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Ahhhhh! A common male issue.
No ~ You are thinking of Lack of Foreplay.
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Why didn't you choose the pay direct to paypal option? Much easier.
rubschin:
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Why didn't you choose the pay direct to paypal option? Much easier.
rubschin:
You didn't see that box did you point:
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There's money in this!
Not for us I suspect... noooo:
Maybe for you though. This thread seems to have kicked off some Xmas themed Google ads at the top of the page.
clicky clicky click click.
Have you had a pay out yet? If so, lend me a quid. cloud9:
Yes actually... they sent me a cheque for $106 eeek:
The guys at the Bank of Cyprus are still scratching their heads working out what to do with it... noooo:
Why didn't you choose the pay direct to paypal option? Much easier.
rubschin:
You didn't see that box did you point:
noooo:
However, PayPal won't send money to someone in Cyprus so there! point:
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Why not? They accept it or so they say from anywhere.
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But you wouldn't necessarily ever have to remove the money from paypal, just use it to pay for goods.
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We seem to have wandered a long way from Bethlehem ::)
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Barman has been out on an ogling expedition involving lady healthcare professionals point:
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Barman has been out on an ogling expedition involving lady healthcare professionals point:
Oh? And I wonder where he got that idea from? ::)
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He tells me she is "Babetastic" point:
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How's yer back?
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Fine thanks. He was taking LL in for a service or summat.
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Why not? They accept it or so they say from anywhere.
It is only recently that their site recognised Cyprus at all... noooo:
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Why not? They accept it or so they say from anywhere.
It is only recently that their site recognised Cyprus at all... noooo:
Well ~ I'm sure American Express will have an office there somewhere.
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Why not? They accept it or so they say from anywhere.
It is only recently that their site recognised Cyprus at all... noooo:
Well ~ I'm sure American Express will have an office there somewhere.
And...? rubschin:
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They would cash a cheque drawn in dollars on an American Bank whistle:
They always have for me.
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They would cash a cheque drawn in dollars on an American Bank whistle:
They always have for me.
rubschin:
Well if Nitsa and Athos don't come up with something in The Bank of Cyprus I may give it a try...
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They would cash a cheque drawn in dollars on an American Bank whistle:
They always have for me.
rubschin:
Well if Nitsa and Athos don't come up with something in The Bank of Cyprus I may give it a try...
Meanwhile we'll keep clicking and you arrange a credit transfer for next time.
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Time to revive this angel1
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Time to revive this angel1
Resurrect would seem a more suitable word.