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Title: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Berek on June 07, 2007, 10:36:51 AM: feck me !! it looks like Harry Enfield !!

how many bags do you reckon fellas ??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6729747.stm
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 07, 2007, 11:01:35 AM: Quote
"I thought I'd be too edgy, I thought I was too risky," she admits.

So now we know who designed the 2012 Olypic logo. eeek:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2007, 11:31:05 AM: For designed read got pi55ed up, tripped and shattered a mirror with her face Mort scared:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Misunderstood on June 07, 2007, 11:56:27 AM: What I can't fathom is, who the hell would sexually abuse her?

Even when drunk!

She has a list of people she says she has slept with.
Point is, can she name anyone she stayed awake with?
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2007, 01:15:14 PM: Wasnt one of her 'works of art' a tent with the name of everyone she has ever had sex with printed on it?

Probably the most expensive action man tent ever made whistle:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 02:29:08 PM: Quote from: Bouncer on June 07, 2007, 11:56:27 AM
What I can't fathom is, who the hell would sexually abuse her?

That deaf, dumb 'n blind kid?
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:02:27 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 02:29:08 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on June 07, 2007, 11:56:27 AM
What I can't fathom is, who the hell would sexually abuse her?

That deaf, dumb 'n blind kid?

Not the one that sure plays a mean pin ball?
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 03:03:25 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:02:27 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 02:29:08 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on June 07, 2007, 11:56:27 AM
What I can't fathom is, who the hell would sexually abuse her?

That deaf, dumb 'n blind kid?

Not the one that sure plays a mean pin ball?

Yes, you ain't nothing like him.
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:04:52 PM: I tried to watch that when it was the other night. Probably the tenth attempt. I keep falling asleep what happens at the end?
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:08:59 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 03:03:25 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:02:27 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 02:29:08 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on June 07, 2007, 11:56:27 AM
What I can't fathom is, who the hell would sexually abuse her?

That deaf, dumb 'n blind kid?

Not the one that sure plays a mean pin ball?

Yes, you ain't nothing like him.

Presumably because:

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2007, 03:09:09 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:04:52 PM
I tried to watch that when it was the other night. Probably the tenth attempt. I keep falling asleep what happens at the end?

They all lived happily ever after, except the ones that got killed of course, and the dog found true love with the Llama.

Oh, and it was somebody elses car all the time, and the recording was a fake.
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:11:03 PM: I do so love a happy ending cloud9:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:14:11 PM: All sounds about right. What happened to the cake? Did it run off with the blancmange?
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:15:37 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:14:11 PM
All sounds about right. What happened to the cake? Did it run off with the blancmange?

No:
The dish ran away with the spoon!

Shortly after the cow jumped over the moon that is.
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:22:47 PM: How silly of me. And the owl and the pussycat? They set off in their camper van?
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2007, 03:26:39 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:22:47 PM
How silly of me. And the owl and the pussycat? They set off in their camper van?

No ~ That was the Foreign Secretary
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: ice and a slice on June 07, 2007, 07:13:57 PM: Oh my god - it's hideous!! sick2:

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Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2007, 02:41:46 PM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!

Must remove eyes with teaspoon eeek:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Bar Wench on June 08, 2007, 03:21:26 PM: I'm BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sick2:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Misunderstood on June 08, 2007, 05:08:39 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 07, 2007, 03:22:47 PM
How silly of me. And the owl and the pussycat? They set off in their camper van?

eeek: Huh!

I want it placed FIRMLY on the record that I have NEVER had an affair with an Owl!

EVER! evil:
Title: Re: I don't fancy yours much
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2007, 06:20:58 PM: I can see that their turning the head all the way round trick would be ............... err ......off-putting. shocked003