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Title: I have just had a relapse
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 02:57:21 PM
Who would believe it, after the stunning successes in Beijing a drug controversy has hit the whole Paralympic team.

I am really shocked by this and my confidence in ever seeing drug free sport has really taken a dive

Post Paralympic drug tests on the British sportsmen and women has revealed that a number of the gold medal winners have proved positive for WD40

 

Shameful!!!!!!

Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2008, 03:04:25 PM
Who would believe it, after the stunning successes in Beijing a drug controversy has hit the whole Paralympic team.

I am really shocked by this and my confidence in ever seeing drug free sport has really taken a dive

Post Paralympic drug tests on the British sportsmen and women has revealed that a number of the gold medal winners have proved positive for WD40

 

Shameful!!!!!!


Somebody hasn't read all the threads have they GOS?  noooo:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=792.msg95178#msg95178
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 03:07:32 PM
Bugger.. I only got it this morning.......my semaphore download speed is a bit slow
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2008, 03:08:46 PM
Bugger.. I only got it this morning.......my semaphore download speed is a bit slow

Dont worry GOS, its still probably faster than Cyprus dial up.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2008, 03:14:35 PM
Bugger.. I only got it this morning.......my semaphore download speed is a bit slow

I expect you are using an old code book. We got new ones after the debacle on the Somme.
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 03:26:32 PM
was that after you said you had a cunning plan?
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2008, 03:29:36 PM
Indeed ~ a plan so cunning that you could pin a tail on it etc ......  whistle:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
Dont tell me the hound had yet another plan to trap the red baron that was doomed to failure..  whistle:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2008, 04:07:30 PM
Turnips and dwarves!  evil:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2008, 04:24:28 PM
. . I only got it this morning. .

Lucky chap.

Feeling much better then?  eyes:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2008, 04:40:26 PM
The dwarves probably baked him a turnip cake Darwin.  whistle:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
The dwarves probably baked him a turnip cake Darwin.  whistle:

It's the elves that do the cooking.
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2008, 04:57:47 PM
Usually you would be right but he dwarves are more experienced when it comes to blowing things up and digging holes for themselves so they were 'volunteered'  whistle:
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2008, 07:26:22 PM
DWARFS, dolts
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
just a stab in the dark, but has this anything to do with Walt Disney, or is he dead too?
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2008, 07:36:23 AM
just a stab in the dark, but has this anything to do with Walt Disney, or is he dead too?

He's just asleep, waiting for a kiss from a prince.

Mind you, it was a prick while he was spinning that knocked him out in the first place, or was it an apple?

Something to do with spinning and Fruit anyway.

Which reminds me, Mandelson hasn't been in the news much recently has he?
Title: Re: I have just had a relapse
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 24, 2008, 09:49:28 AM
 drumroll: I was waiting for the punch line ;D