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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
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Just what kind of moron do you have to be to think that sex on a RAILWAY TRACK is a good idea. Darwin once again disinfecting the gene pool. I'm susprised he has time for his turnip patch.
A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.
Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.
He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.
"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.
According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.
The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.
The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.
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It wasn't the train that killed them, it was the 30ft sponge cake.
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I'm almost afraid to ask Darwin. eeek:
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It wasn't the train that killed them, it was the 30ft sponge cake.
drumroll:
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cussing:
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The point is that the man was heard to say:
"De train am coming, de woman am coming and I is coming ~ and de train am de only one wid brakes"
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The point is that the man was heard to say:
"De train am coming, de woman am coming and I is coming ~ and de train am de only one wid brakes"
Is that the joke where the white lady wallops him with her handbag and yells "You scum!"?
To which he replies "Yes'm, three times"
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No ~ but I suspect the same source. lol: