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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Mozo on June 06, 2007, 02:06:24 PM

Title: New Doctor Joke
Post by: Mozo on June 06, 2007, 02:06:24 PM
A Senior Matron went to her GP and complained of a pain in her back.

After the doc had examined her, she asked what was her problem.

The doctor replied, "Nothing . . .  it's just your old age. "

Outrageous" she said, "I demand a second opinion!"

The doctor looked at her gravely and responded, "Certainly Madam.  You are ugly as well. "
Title: Re: New Doctor Joke
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2007, 02:08:10 PM
A Senior Matron went to her GP and complained of a pain in her back.

After the doc had examined her, she asked what was her problem.

The doctor replied, "Nothing . . .  it's just your old age. "

Outrageous" she said, "I demand a second opinion!"

The doctor looked at her gravely and responded, "Certainly Madam.  You are ugly as well. "
A 'new' joke you say?  rubschin:

Welcome Mozo...  ;)