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Title: One for the ladies
Post by: Just One More on September 17, 2008, 03:45:49 PM
The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.

Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs".  redface: redface: redface:

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 03:48:12 PM
Leave it there and be good buddies at work with a shared laugh or give her chocs and she will assume you want to get your leg over her. Now the latter could be a bad or a good thing depending on her response.
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2008, 03:51:49 PM
At this stage of the game I think pretending it never happened would be best.  lol:
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 04:51:07 PM
Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Just One More on September 17, 2008, 04:53:16 PM
Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?

 lol:
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 04:56:43 PM
Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?

 lol:

An old line but it works
"Do you sleep on your stomach?"
"No"
"Oh ~ May I?"
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 05:06:25 PM
Or "stay the night, I'll cook breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Fertilised or unfertilised?"
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
Fireman climbs through bedroom window of burning house to find a pretty blonde cowering in the corner.

Fireman: "You're the fifth pregnant woman I've rescued today"

Woman: "But I'm not pregnant"

Fireman: "You aren't rescued yet either"
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 05:29:22 PM
The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.

Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs".  redface: redface: redface:

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs


I've done that  redface:
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 05:31:27 PM
The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.

Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs".  redface: redface: redface:

I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs


I've done that  redface:

The chocs or the gaffe?

As if we need to ask
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 05:34:19 PM
No, you don'tneed to ask.

















She was ENORMOUS!
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2008, 05:41:07 PM
In keeping with the scale of most of your cock ups then Nick  point:
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 06:02:32 PM
Fireman climbs through bedroom window of burning house to find a pretty blonde cowering in the corner.

Fireman: "You're the fifth pregnant woman I've rescued today"

Woman: "But I'm not pregnant"

Fireman: "You aren't rescued yet either"

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: One for the ladies
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 06:03:14 PM
LL asked "when is it due?" of an unfortunate plumper in the past!  point: