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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on September 17, 2008, 03:45:49 PM
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The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.
Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs". redface: redface: redface:
I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs
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Leave it there and be good buddies at work with a shared laugh or give her chocs and she will assume you want to get your leg over her. Now the latter could be a bad or a good thing depending on her response.
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At this stage of the game I think pretending it never happened would be best. lol:
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Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?
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Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?
lol:
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Ask her if she wants to be pregnant?
lol:
An old line but it works
"Do you sleep on your stomach?"
"No"
"Oh ~ May I?"
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Or "stay the night, I'll cook breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Fertilised or unfertilised?"
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Fireman climbs through bedroom window of burning house to find a pretty blonde cowering in the corner.
Fireman: "You're the fifth pregnant woman I've rescued today"
Woman: "But I'm not pregnant"
Fireman: "You aren't rescued yet either"
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The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.
Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs". redface: redface: redface:
I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs
I've done that redface:
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The story so far... I received training the other day off a lovely lass at work. Sat at the computer all afternoon with her, and all went well.
Today I had further training by somebody else. I saw her pass a couple of times and after the training I was chatting to her in the kitchen. I said " I didn't realise that you were pregnant". You can guess what came next, "sorry JOM, it's just the way the dress hangs". redface: redface: redface:
I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me there and then, and couldn't apologise enough. She seemed OK about it and laughed. Do I just leave it there, do I drop her a note, a card, even a few chocs
I've done that redface:
The chocs or the gaffe?
As if we need to ask
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No, you don'tneed to ask.
She was ENORMOUS!
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In keeping with the scale of most of your cock ups then Nick point:
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Fireman climbs through bedroom window of burning house to find a pretty blonde cowering in the corner.
Fireman: "You're the fifth pregnant woman I've rescued today"
Woman: "But I'm not pregnant"
Fireman: "You aren't rescued yet either"
lol: lol: lol:
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LL asked "when is it due?" of an unfortunate plumper in the past! point: