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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:52:34 PM
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What with LL away and all. Poor little chap
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What should we send him?
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I say send him Nick. BM would be so busy dealing with the constant flow of calamities and cock ups that he wouldnt notice the time passing till LL until she returns. whistle:
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Scorchio, you say rubschin:
Pissio here.
Tempting
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Goat is gone...
I don't need a wig...
Have been drinking beer today (power off so no-can-do-work)...
Sri Lancan cleaning ironing lady arrives 9am Friday...
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happ096 happy088
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LL will be watching. angry041:
Sri Lankan eh? eyes:
Dark girl then?
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Not another one! I've had Brother Wench staying at ours since Monday because his girlfriend is away for two and a half weeks and he is looonelllllly. ::)
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Poison Cook for him
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Not another one! I've had Brother Wench staying at ours since Monday because his girlfriend is away for two and a half weeks and he is looonelllllly. ::)
I'm not loonellllly.... whistle:
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Poison Cook for him
Cook, clean, bake, do his washing, entertain him. ::) He's 28 FFS!
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Get a Sri Lankan gerl in then!
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Get a Sri Lankan gerl in then!
He already has a cleaner! I told him she could come and do our house seeing as this was where he was intent on living/creating mess this week.
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He has just called to say he doesn't like stirfry and can we have something else for dinner. Also to inform me that he and Mr Wench are going to the pub later and so could we have dinner early. evil:
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Wenchy ~ I know you love this Welshman of yours but you are going to have to put your foot down with a very firm hand.
Someone is taking the p*ss ~ not only that but they are rubbing it in too.
Stand not for it my girl or you will have this for the rest of your days. noooo:
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Being the diplomatic sort I'd tell him to fcku off.
You not going to pander to them are you?
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Mr Wench has been told he can't go to the pub and Brother Wench has been told to piss off if he is unhappy with the catering. They've also both been told that tomorrow evening they shall be waiting on me hand and foot. cloud9:
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Did they tell you fcuk off?
I would if my Mrs talked to m.....er....
rubschin:
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Did they tell you fcuk off?
I would if my Mrs talked to m.....er....
rubschin:
Nope. They knew they had pushed their luck and agreed to all demands. cloud9:
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Did they tell you fcuk off?
I would if my Mrs talked to m.....er....
rubschin:
Yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss???????????????? whistle:
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Did they tell you fcuk off?
I would if my Mrs talked to m.....er....
rubschin:
Good for you wenchy, i wait on no man! noooo:
Tg you always wait on me so dont get showing off...! eyes:
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Did they tell you fcuk off?
I would if my Mrs talked to m.....er....
rubschin:
Nope. They knew they had pushed their luck and agreed to all demands. cloud9:
Wenchy in scarey mode scared2:
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Goat is gone...
I don't need a wig...
Have been drinking beer today (power off so no-can-do-work)...
Sri Lancan cleaning ironing lady arrives 9am Friday...
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A shocked BM admits he hadnt expected the Sri Lancan cleaning ironing lady to be so tall. whistle:
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drumroll:
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Mr. Wench = Pussy whipped... noooo:
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I do believe BM is far too busy to be pining...... painting, collecting freezers, installations???...eating out.....walking the dog....and as from tomorrow we're off...leaving our hound with him too...so walkies time just got interesting...BM tied in knots!!!!
He 'aint so bad after all!!!! whistle:
So I'll cook for him tonight..... and be grateful!! rubschin:
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This is how it's done BM!!!
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Busy? eeek:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Busy? eeek:
Ye-es... whistle:
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char048
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I bloody am busy! cussing:
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Yeah! Busy doin' nuthin!
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Yeah! Busy doin' nuthin!
I am busy tho... cussing:
Been hard at it since 06:30... already taken a squillion tonnes of junk to the tip and am halfway through cleaning the garage - it is full of hedgehog shit! cussing:
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Thats easy enough to clean BM, just have another homebrew explosion. What isnt washed away in the flood your latest batch of Baldybonce special brew will dissolve in a couple of minutes. whistle:
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Thats easy enough to clean BM, just have another homebrew explosion. What isnt washed away in the flood your latest batch of Baldybonce special brew will dissolve in a couple of minutes. whistle:
And bougonvillia (sp?) leaves and huge spidery things... scared2:
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He should get that Sri Lankan girl on the job
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He should get that Sri Lankan girl on the job
I don't want to tire the poor girl out... whistle:
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How uncharacteristically considerate angel1
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Thats easy enough to clean BM, just have another homebrew explosion. What isnt washed away in the flood your latest batch of Baldybonce special brew will dissolve in a couple of minutes. whistle:
And bougonvillia (sp?) leaves and huge spidery things... scared2:
In that case I'd leave the house before flooding the garage BM, there is no tellong what effect your booze would have on the spiders.
Not that I want to worry you though but there are members of the camel spider family that come from the Med....
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Barman in spider shock
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I didnt want to worry him Nick, now BM won't be able to clean the garage until LL has gone into deal with the creepy crawlies whistle:
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She frightens them! scared2:
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Garage is nearly finished! cloud9:
I just had to take some friends to the airport...
Two flights checking in, Gatwick and Manchester.
95% of all passengers = fat bastards. noooo:
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Did they get surcharged?
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95% of all passengers = fat bastards. noooo:
Will the plane take off? rubschin:
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Prolly have a whip round for fuel noooo:
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Did they get surcharged?
Nope! noooo:
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Wellif the plane crashes in France they have only themselves to blame
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Wellif the plane crashes in France they have only themselves to blame
The fat bastards? I agree... My friends however are not fat... if you get my drift... eyes:
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Do they have parachutes?
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Do they have parachutes?
noooo:
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Doomed.
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Why should they be surcharged?
And before you answer remember I used to be the one who made the decisions about what could and could not be carried on an aircraft, how much weight it would be carrying and how much fuel it would use ~ so no bulls hit about fat people cost more to get into the air etc. whistle:
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Try them out on catapults first, I say