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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 12:50:37 PM
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So the Boy has a cough. A bad cough. They called from school to say he wasn't well and could I fetch him. I did.
On the way home we had to stop off at the house we rent out to let in some workmen (boiler).
Car in the drive indicated someone at home.
We rang the bell. Nothing noooo:
We hammered on the door. Nothing noooo:
So I let us all in with my keys.
The Boy said "There must be someone in" and shot off upstairs.
He came back. "Yes, he is lying on top of a girl and sort of jumping and she is screaming.I told him to stop, but he didn't hear me" eeek:
We fled!
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That'll be the engineer servicing an old boiler perhaps?
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drumroll:
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Joke #648735
"Daddy, Daddy, Mummy nearly died today. . ." etc.. etc..
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I am expecting further questions in due course evil:
I shall refer them to Mrs Nick eveilgrin:
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point:
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At least they weren't being more inventive! They are vets!
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At least they weren't being more inventive! They are vets!
A.I?
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There could have been a sheep or summat in there eeek:
I advised them once to cut the lawn and they brought a sheep home for the weekend eeek:
In a car!
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I advised them once to cut the lawn and they brought a sheep home for the weekend
In a car!
Yes, and..?
No problem as long as it wasn't driving.
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noooo: Only in Nick World noooo:
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Normal hereabouts.
Oh... redface:
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Speaking as a tennant had you given them prior warning of your visit? Otherwise aren't you in breach of your contract?
Speaking as your mate happy001 happy001 happy001 and Mrs Nick is going to be so pissed off!
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Speaking as a tennant had you given them prior warning of your visit? Otherwise aren't you in breach of your contract?
Speaking as your mate happy001 happy001 happy001 and Mrs Nick is going to be so pissed off!
1. They had had prior warning. They said they would not be there.
2. When we saw the car we rang and knocked
3. And Tenant has only one middle N unless it's Dr Who point:
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I have a mild obsession with Mr Tennant as you know so it isn't suprising he slips in.
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As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...? rubschin:
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As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...? rubschin:
Oddly I think The Boy would have been more likely to have recognised something like that. rubschin:
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so it isn't suprising he slips in
eeek:
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As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...? rubschin:
Oddly I think The Boy would have been more likely to have recognised something like that. rubschin:
rubschin:
Yes... he would prolly have poked the remains with a stick... whistle:
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I think that was already happening eeek:
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As you didn't see the, um... act... how do you know that there wasn't a murder most horrid taking place...? rubschin:
Oddly I think The Boy would have been more likely to have recognised something like that. rubschin:
rubschin:
Yes... he would prolly have poked the remains with a stick... whistle:
With second thoughts maybe he did and that is what the screaming was about. rubschin:
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You don't think Nick is working on an alibi do you...? rubschin:
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I shall keep an eye on the local news. whistle:
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The Boy has asked questions evil:
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happy001
Well give him the answers then. ~ Next year it'll be condoms and bananas at school during RE.
Yes DS ~ I asked the same question .... How does fitting one of these over a banana stop my girlfriend from getting pregnant? ~ The THW tells me that one brave boy in her class actually asked that. The School Nurse fled the room.
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Yes DS ~ I asked the same question .... How does fitting one of these over a banana stop my girlfriend from getting pregnant? ~ The THW tells me that one brave boy in her class actually asked that. The School Nurse fled the room.
Obviously it works by driving the girl into paroxysms of hysterical laughter, which as all us grown-ups know, makes them keep their clothes on.
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rubschin:
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Most of my girlfriends wouldn't have been able to spell paroxysms let alone have any. whistle:
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Most of my girlfriends wouldn't have been able to spell paroxysms let alone have any. whistle:
happy100
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show him this pic and explain your way out of whats happening... point:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1I0bYr.gif&hash=d797d3ce33581076099a7d659601904e57f018a1) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1I0bYr)
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Oh de knee bone's connected to de thigh bone and de thigh bone's connected to de hip bone ~ Praise de word o' de Lord. whistle:
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Oh de knee bone's connected to de thigh bone and de thigh bone's connected to de hip bone ~ Praise de word o' de Lord. whistle:
Yep Very good for the biology lesson... point: